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Joined 02-08-14, id: 5512564, Profile Updated: 03-31-15
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, NCIS, and Lord of the Rings.

Flames are not appreciated. If you dislike my work, tell me why and how I could improve it as I am almost constantly re-writing things. I suffer from ADHLAS (Attention Defi- Hey look, a squirrel!), so my mind switches tracks very often, I might put a couple of hundred words in a day on fifteen different stories half of which will never see the light of day and half of what's left will go in the mini-fics file.

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Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 632,298 - Reviews: 3697 - Favs: 5,196 - Follows: 6,864 - Updated: 8h - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Rotfang Conspiracy by ThePlotWizard reviews
During the summer before his sixth year, Harry reflects on the death of his Godfather, Sirius Black, and decides that it's time to fight back. If it's war Voldemort wants, it's war he will get! (Assuming Harry's raging teenage hormones don't distract him, that is.) A novel-length re-write of Half-Blood Prince. Independent!Harry. Proactive!Harry. Honks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,032 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 7/26 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
Ouroboros by Novus Ars reviews
Salazar Slytherin woke up in the body of a three year old boy with the most ridiculous head of black hair and a runic scar craved into his forehead. The last thing he recalled was dying. Now it is over 900 years in the future. What is a wizard to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 10/6/2019 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Ghost of Privet Drive by AndrewWolfe reviews
"Fix it" said the Fates. "Fix what? With what tools and skills?" I asked. Being dead was only the first of the obstacles. And then I found myself in an understairs cupboard listening to a little boy quietly sobbing. Oh. Fix THAT. In which a sarcastic old git is dropped into the awful childhood of Harry Potter. SI-ish. Rated M for foul language and canon-level abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 243,068 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 11/19/2019 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., OC
Harry Potter and his Familiars by CrossoverAUman reviews
As a boy, Harry found a snake and brought it home. He found an eagle owl chick and brought that home too. Then Hagrid got him Hedwig. Hogwarts will never be the same, after Harry and his familiars are done with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,450 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Harry P., Hedwig, Ginny W., Basilisk
The Reach of Wolves by Youmightdietrying reviews
The call of the coming Winter and the preservation of the North cause Lord Eddard Stark of Winterfell to refuse his King's request to become Hand of the King. The decision has far reaching consequences, especially for Robb Stark, who finds himself riding south on the Kingsroad with Winterfell disappearing behind him in the distance.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,255 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Jon S., Margaery T., Robb S.
The Glass Orphan by Miss Mysteria reviews
The Black family, while infamous for the great number of their members rotting in cells in Azkaban Fortress, were a known force to be reckoned with. So, when Sirius Black escapes a mere three months after his initial arrest on that fateful night of October 1981, the people of the wizarding world finally get to see this power put into action. Family is blood, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,129 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 5/13 - Harry P., Sirius B., Arcturus B., Cassiopeia B.
The Swallow that Danced amidst the Lightning by Lord Marshal reviews
The Hallows, artefacts that give their bearer control over Death. The Elder Blood, a gene that gives those that possess it power over Time and Space. Only one other eclipses them, the White Frost, an entity that hungers to consume all. And if it is ever to be truly defeated, the bearers of The Hallows and Elder Blood must unite. For it is not just the living the Frost desires...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Witcher - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 8/14/2019 - [Harry P., Ciri]
How Like Home by waitingondaisies reviews
When Sirius falls through the veil, Harry chases after him, determined to find him on the other side. What he finds instead is an alternate universe. Harry is recognized as a duplicate of Harry Potter, a normal fifteen year old boy, and is entrusted to the care of Lily and James. From them, Harry discovers that Voldemort is not, and never was, a threat in this universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,454 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 2/22 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P.
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,567 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 1/1/2017
Robb Returns by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 149 - Words: 616,020 - Reviews: 7538 - Favs: 6,330 - Follows: 6,808 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Theon G., Domeric B.
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 192,519 - Reviews: 5237 - Favs: 12,110 - Follows: 14,582 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 10,486 - Follows: 13,127 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Back to Black by Speaker-to-Customers reviews
The Cursed Child's messing with time sends 17-year-old, sane, Bellatrix Black six years forward in time and gives her a glimpse into her future. Naturally she's not keen on that fate and decides to avert it by becoming an Auror instead of a Death Eater. When Harry enters the Wizarding World he'll find some things significantly different from the original time-line...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,504 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 6/1/2019 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,024 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 3,411 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Grow Young with Me by Taliesin19 reviews
He always sat there, just staring out the window. The nameless man with sad eyes. He bothered no one, and no one bothered him. Until now, that is. Abigail Waters knew her curiosity would one day be the death of her...but not today. Today it would give her life instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 242,170 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 4,978 - Follows: 6,160 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., OC
Albus and Harry's World Trip by ZebJeb reviews
After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,117 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 3,551 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Harry P., Albus D.
Phoenix Insurgent by BolshevikMuppet99 reviews
Ousted from Hogwarts by a gang of corrupt, incompetent officials, Albus comes to the understanding that Voldemort is not his only enemy. Now, fighting on two fronts against the Ministry and Voldemort, he finds himself in dire need of an ally. One who, like him, is a wizard of uncommon power and skill. Canon Departure from OotP. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,382 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 6/25/2019 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Gellert G.
Charles Dance Saves Westeros by High Plains Drifter reviews
Will the actor prove an improvement over the original Tywin? Another not so self insert into Westeros; which ever needs saving, because readers will never find a more wretched world of scum and villainy than this.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,781 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,507 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 5/31/2018
Genesis by implicitlyilliterate reviews
A better prepared Harry survives a much more devastating Death Eater attack after the Quidditch World Cup. Harry is kept on the edge of sanity and has never felt more alone. Voldemort is not the problem, only a symptom, and Harry is determined to fix wizarding Britain as a whole. Warning: Character death, brutal magical combat Harry/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,416 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 10/21/2019 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
A Year at Beauxbatons by S.T. Jackson reviews
For twelve years, the prison fortress of Azkaban held the notorious killer, Sirius Black. Now, he has escaped and seems to be on the hunt for Harry Potter. Hogwarts is no longer safe for the Boy-Who-Lived, but there is another option. New friends, new foes, and most importantly, a new school! Will Harry decide perhaps it's best that he make his stay at Beauxbatons more permanent?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,520 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 4/30/2018 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Too Many Champions by maschl reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,314 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 1/24 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Green Eyed Beast by MrWriterWriter reviews
James and Sirius decide just trusting Dumbledore has its own flaws, so they decide to give Harry an edge up on the matter. The Hogwarts motto has never been more accurate. Parings to be determined. Rating may go up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,284 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 3,258 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 2/26/2019 - Harry P.
Fellow Veterans by dmanderson reviews
Three years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Dumbledore's Army is having a good time at a pub while attracting the attention of a fellow veteran who is profoundly perplexed at where these young warriors got their scars and thousand yard stares
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,030 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 12/27/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., OC
Confederate by ErrorPleaseReload reviews
(THIS IS A DEAD STORY, PLEASE FIND 'Confederate REDUX', WHICH IS THE NEW VERSION!)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 5/28/2019 - Anakin Skywalker, General Grievous, Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Confederate REDUX by ErrorPleaseReload reviews
War rages throughout the galaxy, and the line between hero and villain becomes more blurry by the day. Within the ranks of the Confederacy, an unassuming Captain is rising through the ranks. His actions shape not just his own fate, but that of the galaxy as he uncovers an age-old plot. Will he decide the future of the galaxy or be caught in the coming storm?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 495 - Published: 4/12 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,271 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 5,359 - Follows: 6,108 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and A Flower by potterheadcharles reviews
AU Year 4. Left alone to his devices, Harry is thrust into a tournament where he is absolutely outclassed. Enter Fleur Delacour, a lazy prodigious Veela who is bored. They meet and sparks fly. Dangerous opponents, seriously dangerous creatures and his rotten luck. How will Harry survive this one? And Fleur never told him what her father does for a job...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,986 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 2,590 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Strange Visitors From Another Century by Izzyaro reviews
The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 259,140 - Reviews: 2785 - Favs: 5,966 - Follows: 7,163 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Salazar S.
Our Blades Are Sharp by spectre4hire reviews
The Houses of Bolton and Stark share a bloody history. Twice have the Boltons rebelled against the Starks, and twice have they been forced to bend the knee. The Lord of the Dreadfort, Roose Bolton decides a different tactic to strengthen his house under the Warden of the North. He offers his trueborn son and heir, Domeric Bolton as a ward to House Stark. Cover by Hecate Blackmood96
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 321,750 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 2,682 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Domeric B., Sansa S.] Eddard S./Ned, Robb S. - Complete
Saved by the Goblins by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The goblins of Gringotts dispose of a nasty little artifact discovered in a certain vault. Oh, and the rest of the soul attached to it, too. [Crackfic. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/22 - Complete
Harry Potter: Master of Malicious Compliance by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE. A/N: Slytherin-Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 561 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rule of Three by NCP18 reviews
On a trip to St. Mungo's to check on Moody after the Tournament, Amelia Bones sees a badly injured child in one of the beds. From that random encounter, everything changes. With a powerful ally fighting for him for once, not to mention growing affection from two lovely witches, Harry starts building his own family and begins to reach his true potential. Enemies beware. HP/HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 253,929 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 5,201 - Follows: 5,819 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 1/1/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B.] Amelia B. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 185 - Words: 803,427 - Reviews: 12185 - Favs: 5,725 - Follows: 4,706 - Updated: 12/19/2019 - Published: 9/4/2005
Original WTT by Sapper One reviews
The 2015 unfinished version of WTT, since enough people said they wanted it reposted and preserved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/15/2019 - Complete
Harry and the Pirates by Technomad reviews
Harry Potter grew up in Roanapur, with his loving Aunt Petunia, his best friend/cousin Dudley, and the woman they all worked for, Balalaika! Until the day a mysterious visitor arrived with news that would change both boys' lives forever...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 185,765 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 12/6/2019 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Harry P., Balalaika
Annihilating Albus by senawario reviews
One responsible adult realises the inevitable (much earlier than he would have under a different author!) and decides to do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,559 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 12/5/2019 - Published: 12/16/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B.
Contracts Gone Wild by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Abuse of magical contracts for fun and profit. [Oneshot. Crack.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Albus D., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
The Sword and the Snake by Walter Sobchak reviews
Summer before 7th year and Harry is coming to terms with the death of Albus Dumbledore when he receives correspondence that makes him reconsider much of what he has held to be true. Harry finds aid from unexpected quarters and discovers that death may prove to be the greatest weapon in the fight against Voldemort. H/Hr. Originally posted on Portkey under my other name, Barton Fink.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 120,899 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 10/28/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Archmage of Arda by Archmage.Potter reviews
With basilisk venom and phoenix tears within him, Harry's body, spirit and magic is transformed and his lifespan is greatly increased. So, when given the chance to go to another universe where he would be able to grow in peace with other immortals around him, Harry accepts it, and finds himself near Rivendell at the start of the Third Age of Arda.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,080 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 3,287 - Follows: 2,570 - Updated: 10/28/2019 - Published: 10/11/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
A Witch, A Wizard And A Mechanic (Reimagined) by RhysThornbery reviews
What if Sirius Black had been more cautious approaching Harry before 3rd year? How might Harry's life have changed for that one simple divergence in his path? A reimagining of A Witch, A Wizard And A Mechanic. Starts out fairly different but expect similarities. Rated T to start. Additional warnings in first author's note.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,361 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 10/22/2019 - Published: 8/21/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Amelia B.
Harry Potter and the Weapon of Truth by Philo Vance reviews
10-year old Harry Potter starts to learn all about the sport of fencing. Between every lunge and parry, he learns a lot about himself and about how to handle life's problems. Eventual Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,972 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 10/15/2019 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Moebius Past by WhimsyWren reviews
During the summer after Fourth Year, Harry is attacked. Though he comes out of it alive, how will the results change the course of history? Story is much better than summary, so check it out! THIS IS NOT... I REPEAT, NOT A SLASH! And now delving into Norse lore! Used to be called Am Agus Cinniúint (and Time and Fate)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 157,701 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 9/13/2019 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Made of Common Clay by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen. Harry has reached a very bitter thirty. His efforts to reform the Ministry haven't lessened the bigotry. Then he finds out that he's apparently a part of a pure-blood nobility he's never heard of; he's Lord Potter and Lord Black. Unfortunately, that revelation's come too late for him to be a reformer. All Harry wants to do is tear down the system and salt the earth. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 135,979 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 9/12/2019 - Published: 8/3/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The Warren by DarkKing666 reviews
My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/25/2019 - Published: 2/13/2011
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7382 - Favs: 15,850 - Follows: 18,061 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
A Wolf Amongst Lions by Kallypso reviews
Tywin Lannister discovers the true identity of his cup bearer at Harrenhal. Now, with another bargaining chip in his possession, he has a chance to turn the war. Arya Stark, despite her best efforts, falls back into the Game of Thrones. To survive in a lion's den, a wolf has no choice but to adapt. Game of Thrones AU, diverging story from season two onward. Enjoy!
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 108 - Words: 472,557 - Reviews: 3269 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 8/8/2019 - Published: 7/30/2018 - Tyrion L., Arya S., Tywin L., Jaime L. - Complete
The Mannis with a Plannis by Digsjin reviews
An American chemist is reincarnated into the body of Stannis Baratheon, he explores the new world he finds himself in learning about the 'Higher Mysteries' that his education on earth didn't cover in order to better take advantage of his meta-knowledge and sit on the most uncomfortable chair in Westeros. Stannis SI! Reincarnation.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,952 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 2,418 - Updated: 8/2/2019 - Published: 5/19/2019 - Melisandre, Stannis B., Davos S.
One Last Ride by isyhgia1993 reviews
What if Gellert Grindelwald escaped while Voldemort breached the prison of Nurmengard in 1998? Even after half a century's worth of solitude, Gellert Grindelwald still has gas left in his tank. Could he turn the tide, if there is a chance for him to take the stick, stone and cloak with him for one last ride?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,475 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/27/2019 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Harry P., Gellert G.
Messing With Time by slythernim reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 5,360 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
How to Make Friends and Stop an Alien Invasion by McWhite reviews
Being bored as an Auror, Harry is assigned to a new team, to help take out a certain megalomaniac Norse God. And he's going to bring company. Loki (and everyone else) beware!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 489 - Published: 6/14/2019 - Harry P., Death, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Frootlooped Dumbledore by flixus reviews
"I cared about you too much," said Dumbledore simply. (OotP, ch37) What if Dumbledore chose a more reasonable way to express his care and went unreasonably out of his way to ensure that Harry enjoyed his childhood? Oneshot from 1982 to wrap up after fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,155 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/10/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D. - Complete
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,528 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 3,847 - Follows: 4,112 - Updated: 5/20/2019 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
Balancing the Scales by Nemesis13 reviews
Dumbledore is of the Light, Voldemort is of the Dark, and both consider the Boy-Who-Lived to be the linchpin to all their machinations. What neither could have ever anticipated was a time lost Lady of the Sith entering the stage with her somewhat wary girlfriend. Now, Harry is in the nurturing hands of Darth Revan and Bastila Shan, who will gladly guide him to achieve his destiny.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,519 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 3,482 - Updated: 4/28/2019 - Published: 5/28/2018
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 865 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
The Great Alliance of the North by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
In which Bloodraven, rather than waiting for things to go wrong, warns Ned and Cat that winter really is coming. Cue some very interesting preparations for the oncoming Long Night. 50% crack, 50% other (but not Other). CHRONOLOGICALLY ORGANIZED VERSION of "The Great Northern Alliance."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,134 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 277 - Published: 4/14/2019
The Great Northern Alliance by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
In which Bloodraven, rather than waiting for things to go wrong, warns Ned and Cat that winter really is coming. Cue some very interesting preparations for the oncoming Long Night. 50% crack, 50% other (but not Other).
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 4/11/2019 - Published: 8/12/2017
Hurricane by Supersilver46 reviews
Hermione Granger meets Harry at a young age, and witnesses firsthand how he's treated, she decides that if the adults are going to act like children, perhaps the children should act like adults.(Rewrite)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 1/30/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G.
That Smirk by Phailen reviews
Harry has a problem. Hermione tries to help. Daphne ends up being brought along for the ride. Tracey finds the entire thing hilarious. Ron is... less amused. A short one-shot, tentatively turned into a story, about a little Gyrffindor/Slytherin romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,506 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/20/2019 - Published: 11/3/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Hermione G., Tracey D.
Powerful Magical Artifact by kathryn518 reviews
The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,192 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 4,303 - Follows: 5,299 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Harry P., Ron W.
Honour Thy Blood by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
Beginning in the graveyard, Harry fails to reach the cup to escape but is saved by an unexpected person thought long dead. Harry learns what it is to be a Potter and starts his journey to finish Voldemort once and for all. NO SLASH. Rated M for language, gore etch. A story of realism and Harry coming into his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 307,702 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 10,430 - Follows: 5,437 - Updated: 2/3/2019 - Published: 9/19/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Triwizard Without Tears by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A certain amount of lateral thinking goes a long way in the Triwizard Tournament. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
The Purge by Redbayly reviews
When a man is pushed to the end of his tether, be prepared for violent retribution. The magical world had better prepare itself for the turning of the tide. If the magical government cannot be trusted to protect its people, then Harry Potter will just have to do it himself. Trigger Warning: Graphic depictions of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,413 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 2,835 - Updated: 11/8/2018 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Harry P.
Minor Incident, 1982 by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The magical section of the Albanian Secret Police handles an unimportant disturbance in a forest nearby the village of [REDACTED].
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Voldemort - Complete
Mr & Mrs Black by Jinchuu21 reviews
The best love is found in the most unexpected places in the most unexpected people. (Inspired by Mr. & Mrs. Smith) (Rating for possible future chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,271 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 3,845 - Follows: 4,822 - Updated: 10/16/2018 - Published: 9/11/2017 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Dumbledore's Midnight Malfoy Meeting by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a late-night conversation with Lucius Malfoy, and it is not pleasant for Lucius. ONE SHOT. Hints at Badass Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
A New World by Leonhard van Euler reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry becomes depressed. He realises the only way to escape the expectations of the Wizarding World is to leave that world altogether and find a way to a new, alternate universe where no one knows him. Soon however, SHIELD starts to detect new spikes of electromagnetic energy. They decide to investigate and so they send their best agents.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,365 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 2,837 - Follows: 4,290 - Updated: 9/22/2018 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F.
What We Lost by JacobApples reviews
If Harry had gone to see his godson after the Battle of Hogwarts, could Harry abandon Teddy like he had been abandoned? And how does Andromeda Tonks deal with the death of her husband and daughter? This is a story of broken people putting each other back together. No godmoding,no time travel, no Epilogue,no Cursed Child, no moving countries. Percy dies not Fred. Harry at 17 onwards
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,500 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 9/7/2018 - Published: 5/29/2018 - [Harry P., Andromeda T.] Teddy L. - Complete
The Predestination Paradox by Zsugami Alba reviews
When Harry finds himself in the time of the founders, he makes a shocking discovery. Meanwhile, in the present, Draco finds himself in desperate need of a bucket list. Rated T for "cheeky" behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,641 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 8/10/2018 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Godric G., Salazar S.
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 4,134 - Follows: 5,235 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Drool by VonPelt reviews
Harry needs a date for the Yule Ball and Hermione has a solution. Harry/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 8/12/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Kill the Boy by MovinTarget666 reviews
Bran is experimenting still with the abilities that he gained as the Three Eyed Raven. Recalling what had happened with Hodor, he attempts to do it again, but in the opposite direction. He succeeds, though not as cleanly as he would have liked
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,989 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 7/8/2016 - [Jon S., Ygritte] Tyrion L., Eddard S.
How Cissy Got Her Groove Back by slythadri reviews
Narcissa Malfoy is now divorced and back to her maiden name. The fashion world knows her now as Cissy Black. What happens when she helps set up a Photoshoot of some young, hot aurors as a publicity stunt for the Ministry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/30/2018 - Published: 6/5/2018
You Can't Keep An Old Dog Down by Lady FoxFire reviews
HP-SG1 Magic can make anything possible and when you mix in SG1 it's a guarantee that the impossible will happen.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,161 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 3,480 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 9/23/2007 - J. O'Neill, Harry P.
Her Darkness, His Darkness by KitsuneToRyuu reviews
He had wandered for years, and she had waited for years. He had stood in darkness, and she had lay in darkness. His darkness was hers, and her darkness was his. Ooc Harry/Ahmanet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mummy, 2017 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,677 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 6/6/2018 - Published: 7/18/2017 - [Harry P., Princess Ahmanet]
Fighting Fire with Fire by kklusmeier reviews
Baby Harry is carefully examined by Dumbledore and is revealed to be a horcrux. Dumbledore, fearful that it might prevent the prophecy, carefully excises the soul fragment with a tiny lash of Fiendfyre- unaware that he was already the third step on the road of the Master of Death. *I do not own Harry Potter or the Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,521 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 2,630 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Nicolas F., Fawkes
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,132 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 4,374 - Follows: 5,146 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Never Get the Sorting Hat Mad at You by elvirakitties reviews
Dumbledore really upset the sorting hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 108 - Published: 3/26/2018 - Complete
The Reins of Castamere by ol-11jrw reviews
Tywin thought that he'd met his end at the hands of his son Tyrion but he was wrong. Given a new chance in a new world Tywin can restore the legacy of House Potter, but whether in a world of Ice and fire or in a world of magic the Game never changes. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Game of Thrones
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 1,008 - Published: 3/11/2018
Through Sacrifice Redeem Thyself by courtofthebasilisk reviews
(AU) Voldemort was never defeated at Godric's Hollow, and two decades of war have wrecked Britain. The Ministry under Crouch Sr. has cut all ties with the Order of the Phoenix. In a moment of desperation, a Dumbledore enslaved by knowledge of every prophecy is compelled to call upon his former companion and nemesis, Gellert Grindelwald, for help. (Grey!Harry, Mentor!Grindelwald)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/3/2018 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Gellert G.
Hadrian Lannister Lion of the Rock by Sage1988 reviews
Reborn as the eldest son of Tywin Lannister, Hadrian must shoulder the responsibilities of being heir to Casterly Rock and play the game of thrones. As war takes hold will he rise to win the game or will he be crushed by the factions all around him. Rated M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 483,979 - Reviews: 3344 - Favs: 7,235 - Follows: 6,726 - Updated: 2/1/2018 - Published: 5/22/2016 - [Arya S., OC] Harry P., Jon S. - Complete
Wolves and Crows by Blackwolf501 reviews
Lord Commander Mormont understands the threat faced by the realm from things beyond the wall. But the Night's Watch cannot stop it alone, and thus begins a bastard boy's journey down South to join the War of the Five Kings in the hopes of uniting the realm from the death that marched towards its doorsteps.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,046 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Jon S., Robb S.
The Order by RhysThornbery reviews
Transfer From My FenrisWinter Account. The Dursleys had no desire to be raising the orphaned son of Petunia's 'Freak' sister and so passed on the responsibility. Of course when the Universe has a destiny planned for the little boy, things are never as simple as that. T to start. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,051 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 11/26/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Bloody Wolf of the North by Daemon Belaerys reviews
What if Jon had inherited more than just Lyanna's colouring. What if he, like his mother and his uncle Brandon had the 'Wolf's Blood'. A what if story featuring Jon as a rather more assertive character than he is in the books or show. Standard warnings for GoT/ASoIaF fics. Violence, blood, sex and gore. Butterfly effect. Things will be different and the same. Mix of GoT/ASoIaF.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,498 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 3,475 - Follows: 3,737 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 7/15/2016 - [Jon S., Alys K.] OC
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 12,344 - Follows: 12,367 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5599 - Favs: 14,736 - Follows: 16,421 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Myth of the Hourglass by RLSdreadnault reviews
Voldemort exiles Harry to the time of the Founders in an attempt to dispose of him permanently. Harry struggles to make the best of his situation and return to the future. His friends scramble to find him in history as Voldemort builds his power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 94,286 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Trolling the Toad by Akela Victoire reviews
If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 86,140 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Give Me One Good Reason by Voivode reviews
Lily Luna Potter wants to know why her parents insist that she can't date Scorpius Malfoy. She might regret asking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/23/2017 - Harry P., Ginny W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 12,983 - Follows: 7,673 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Massacre in the Dungeons by marylou reviews
Albus Dumbledore's actions set off a chain reaction that affects the entire wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,097 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
It All Started When Harry Stole a Police Car by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a bit of Grand Theft Automobile, Dumbledore's meddling, and some wards that were working a little too well, Little Whinging has a new Police Constable who is all of ten years old.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,220 - Published: 6/23/2017 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3746 - Favs: 6,146 - Follows: 4,103 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 6,281 - Follows: 6,188 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
The Heinz Dillema by mugglesftw reviews
What is morality? To whom do we owe aide? How much is a human life worth? What is the price of doing the right thing? These are not easy questions, and they have no easy answers. When confronted with a moral dilemma that has no good solution, what is Ron Weasley to do? He must not only decide what is morally correct, but also what is best for himself and his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,430 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Complete
The Last Lion of House Reyne by joen1801 reviews
When Tywin Lannister crushed the Reyne-Tarbeck Rebellion everyone in the Kingdoms believed he ended two noble lines. But thanks to one unique infant, one Harrion Reyne called Harry by his parents, some survived.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,710 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 5,271 - Follows: 6,152 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 7/18/2015
Dumbledore's Next Great Adventure Part 1 by dunuelos reviews
In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon). Year One Complete. Sequel will come - eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,376 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 4,592 - Follows: 4,616 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Neville L. - Complete
One shots, omakes and deleted scenes by Daemon Belaerys reviews
A repository for whatever one shots, omakes or ideas that were written and then scrapped from any of my stories. Usual warnings apply: Snark, Sacrasm, Violence, Sex, Humour, Murphy striking at inopportune times and the usual.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,759 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/8/2017 - Published: 12/9/2016
Of the Flame by IamBloodRose reviews
Crossover. AU of many things; pasts, presents, and futures. Harry is/was/will be OP. Neither light nor dark. Rated T for the unknown and minor graphic violence. Content rating subject to change.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 2/1/2017 - Harry P.
Snapped by The Feisty Rogue reviews
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,043 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,211 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts by Inusitatus reviews
Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 651 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P.
Intended by LeQuin reviews
Harry has been in love with Hermione for years but she is marrying his best friend. During Ron and Hermione's wedding Harry finds himself having to work out why the leading official is calling Hermione 'Mrs. Potter' and how on earth that could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 446 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wake the Black Wolf by durararaaa reviews
Having a deranged dark wizard after you is not too great. Having something you cannot quite explain after you in a strange world where the kindest fate is to find yourself on the wrong end of a sword makes that first thing seem like child's play. Geralt/Yennefer, Harry/? Rated M. Because there's no other way to write a Witcher story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Witcher - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,200 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 2,649 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Harry P., Geralt of Rivia, Yennefer
Delphi On Ice by Momiji D reviews
AU world, next-gen. Canon pairings. Unbetaed. Rated T to be safe. Delphi's remembering her past while ice-skating. She's so thankful to her family, and to everyone who believed in her. Inspired by Yuri On Ice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Harry P., Delphi Riddle - Complete
The Great Taboo Turkey Shoot by bissek reviews
Everyone fears to speak his name, because doing so brings his followers to you. He never considered that such a thing is a double-edged sword.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 183 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Riddle Wins by Selector reviews
Tom wins. It was everything he hoped for, and then...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Complete
Auror Reports by USAFSF reviews
Aurors respond to many crimes these are the reports from responding officers. All suspects are considered innocent until proven guilty (unless Minister Fudge Bribes us) and must receive their day in court (again, unless Minister Fudges bribes us)...Read of our Excellent Incompetent Crime Solving Skills. Caution I have a very morbid sense of humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,171 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 10/18/2016 - [Harry P., OC, Fleur D.] Kingsley S.
Trench Tactics by Adrian Tullberg reviews
It's either Flight or Commit Suicide around here ...
Crossover - Blackadder & Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2016 - Diana P./Wonder Woman - Complete
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4464 - Favs: 10,063 - Follows: 8,054 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Endless Night by The Sage of Toads reviews
An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,436 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 2,592 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Integra, Alucard
Hear Me Roar: The Lannisters in the War of the Ring by willywalkerstrikesagain reviews
A magical event brings the Westerlands and it's rulers House Lannister to Middle Earth just before the War of the Ring. Will the Lannisters find what little good is in their hearts or will they be corrupted into darkness and doom the world of men?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 123 - Words: 356,996 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 11/8/2015
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2888 - Favs: 7,639 - Follows: 5,444 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Rise of the Dark Lady Hermione (adopted) by dunuelos reviews
This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Hermione G., Susan B., Dr. Granger - Complete
Voldemort Vs NATO by Raptor2216 reviews
Idea drawn from Shock and Awe by Srelex. Voldemort has won. Harry Potter is gone, and the Order of the Phoenix is defeated. And, last of all, Voldemort has taken over Muggle Britain, and Muggles are now slaves to him. In the midst of this, the Prime Minister escapes and puts out a call for help. A call that NATO will answer. How will Voldemort fare in a war with NATO?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,542 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Voldemort, OC, Kingsley S.
The Favour by mrs.milfoy reviews
Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Her Marine by reviewgirl911 reviews
ON HIATUS- Harry Potter is in the British Royal Marines. Kelly Gibbs is a nurse at Bethesda Memorial in Washington, D.C. When Harry is hurt in a joint mission in D.C., he becomes her latest reluctant patient. The two fall in love, but can they survive Harry's deployments, the distance between them, and their overprotective families? RECENTLY REVISED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,870 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P., Kelly G.
Excitatio Adamas by Parshuram reviews
Near the final task of Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry gets into methods of self-awareness and True Meditations. This changes his whole world and that of his friends, and growth of consciousness is seen. Dumbledore is helpful and powerful, and friends stay put. Come on this ride to have a glimpse of beautiful and powerful experiences that the east has proclaimed for ages.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Azkadent by SilverStarwolfe reviews
An accident at Azkaban flings 20 year old Auror Harry Potter back to October 31st, 1981. No one is getting out of this unscathed. Slightly cracked super powered time traveling baby. T for naughty language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Marauders
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Smoldering Fangs by LArtoriusCastius reviews
Daenerys already had three dragons. Three children of fire and blood to mark her birthright. Now she has a direwolf, set to guide her through the coming winter, and the wars that await.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,567 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 7/8/2016 - [Daenerys T./Dany, Eddard S./Ned]
You're Buggered, Siriusly! by Leiste15 reviews
Sirius breaks out of Azkaban two years before schedule. He's pissed, half-mad and prepared to do anything to protect his Godson. He's going to make the Wizarding world pay for the hell it put him through- and have some fun along the way, of course! Super! Sirius, Dark Lord! Sirius, but not evil. No slash. May include ships later. Mainly from Sirius' (and Harry's) point of view. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 116,239 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Claws to Sunder, Light to Guide by LArtoriusCastius reviews
A rare feast to celebrate her son's tenth name leads to an almost commonplace conversation between Cersei and Ashara Stark. Drabble, AU.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Cersei L., Eddard S./Ned, Ashara D.
Lone Traveler: The Greatest Minister in History by dunuelos reviews
The Lone Traveler arrives on the even of Fudge's election. Instead of pelting Dumbledore for advice, the new Minister listens to a new viewpoint. Much is changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,617 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Harry P., Amelia B., Augusta L., C. Fudge - Complete
History Lessons by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have been...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,306 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Dudley D. - Complete
Harry, Son of Pot by Farewells reviews
I am Harry Potter, prophesied to become the darkest wizard of my time, the eventual destroyer of all worlds. But here I am, making minimum wage at Starbucks with a useless degree in Magical Healing. Between sarcastically contemplating life and enjoying cups of free coffee, I wasn't exactly prepared when an injured Asgardian warrior crashed violently into my life. [AU][HarryxSif]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,383 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Harry P.
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 6,362 - Follows: 4,915 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Consequences by Aracertariel reviews
The Ministry has made a choice. Can they live with the consequences? "Yes," Potter said. "If they want us to go, we'll leave."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Rita S. - Complete
Harry Potter Loving Death by GreyKing46 reviews
Harry is the Master of Death, but what if he became its Master earlier than book 7? What if Death was a woman? And what if she came to visit him? Not only does this change his perspective on life, not only does it shift his attitude but it also removes the veil of deception from his eyes. Watch as Harry becomes the Master of Death. And nabs several hot babes on the way. Harry/Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,565 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 2,989 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 1/9/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Hermione G., Fleur D.]
Harry Potter and The Revenge of the Goblet of Fire by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
The Goblet of Fire had been enchanted by Salazar Slytherin. A cunningly brilliant, ambitious, devious and diabolical fiendish wizard. And two dark lords thought that they could use it for their own nefarious purposes! Can Hermione help Harry get out of the Tournament? Ronald has a bad experience due to V and his greed, fears and jealousies. MOF Dumbledore HHr NLLL Characters' death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,746 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daughters of Fate by McWhite reviews
We all know that Harry Potter is the Master of... wait, Time? How did that happen? And whatever will Death do when she finds out about this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 696 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 999 - Favs: 5,412 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
To someone who is as fed up and bored as I am by Nebresh reviews
Harry gets a mysterious letter in the summer after the Ministry incident. While his new correspondend learns about muggles, Harry finds out how the magical world works.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,622 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 4/6/2016 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Harry P.
OMakes by elisa-didlittle reviews
A collection of omakes I've written for other stories so authors can link to them. Fanfiction for fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 10/20/2014
Time Travel Story by Stone Elbow reviews
I have read many time travel fanfics, and I have always found them unrealistic. This is the story of what Harry Potter would really do if he traveled back in time. Accidental time travel, back in time to 11-year-old body, one-shot. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 341 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Amelia B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the USMAGCOM by cotton16 reviews
After the assassination of Albus Dumbledore the war has gone especially poorly. Harry Potter is forced to flee the country and hide in the United States. There he receives some unexpected help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,098 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Dancing in the Green by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Harry gets an unexpected date to the Yule Ball during the Tournament. Or rather, he gets ordered to be a girls escort...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,786 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 2,926 - Follows: 1,209 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 2,940 - Follows: 811 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Veil of Shadows by Brokenwingedcat reviews
A new Great one is approaching, with his lover at his side. How will the world react? Rating may go up! THE BEGINNING IS NOT MINE! THIS IDEA IS ADOPTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/4/2015
Force to be Reckoned With by emiliaf24 reviews
Harry Potter has a particular set of skills…one of them is NOT killing the stupid people that make it their life's goal to annoy him. And they are really, REALLY stupid. The Wizarding World may regret giving him his Hogwarts letter. First Year re-do. Beware of Smart!Harry Jerkoff!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 475 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Family Ties by TheMalhamBird reviews
AU: Dorea and Charlus Potter are still alive when their son and daughter in law were killed. They take in Harry- but he's not their only concern. Desperate to know if the boy they took in really betrayed their other son, the Potters are determined to secure a trial for Sirius. And they aren't the only ones- Arcturus Black is also eager to free his grandson...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Sirius B., Charlus P., Dorea Black/Potter, Arcturus B.
Harry Potter the Undead Slayer by Scott the Wanderer reviews
Harry Potter had disappeared from Privet Drive before Petunia had ever woken in the morning. Now thirteen years later his name came out of the Goblet of Fire. What will the Wizarding World think of a Harry Potter raised by a civilization thought lost to tragedy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,960 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 3,509 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 4,000 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 3,534 - Follows: 2,866 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Most Wanted: Peter Pettigrew by BlightPhoenix reviews
Harry is fed up with the lies of the ministry, the slander of the prophet and the inaction of everyone around him in the face of Voldemort's return. After careful thinking he has come to a conclusion: find Peter Pettigrew and you find the truth. Hence Harry puts a 100,000 Galleon reward on Peter's head and watches as the entire magical community goes mad in the race to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,906 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 2,443 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Harry P., Peter P., OC, Amelia B.
Thirty-Eight Potters by cheerycherry23 reviews
The Dark Lord had ordered his minions to capture Harry Potter as the boy made his way from the Dursleys to the Burrow, and they've succeeded — a little *too* well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Prodigy II: Prodigal Son by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
The much anticipated sequel to Prodigy. James and Andron, our returning heroes, attempt to discover the origin of magic. They encounter new science, new magic, and old habits along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,217 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Harry P., OC, Albus D.
Recursion by losthpfanficwriter reviews
'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 249 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Leanne - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 7,173 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
seitora's Harry Potter Loops by Seitora reviews
Groundhog Day-esque stories for the HP fandom. Story Five: Undersecretary Fudge, I knew Humphrey Appleby. You're no Appleby, Undersecretary. Story Six: In which Albus' plans for 'the power he knows not' lies in runes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2902 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 351 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Harry Potter - The Unseen Assassin by D Dark Phoenix reviews
Harry Potter and his better half, face new challenges in this world, as he finds himself tangled in love and lust, and discovers who he is and what it is he wants to be here. " Let's leave this world behind, Harry and search for a better one." She said with a strange glint in her eyes. "Ok, just don't look at me like that. I am scared of what you might have cooked up this time."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,049 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Harry P., OC
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 5,561 - Follows: 3,184 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Wolfsblood by SevRez reviews
The King of Winter is his father's son, certainly. But perhaps Robb has a bit of his uncle in him as well, a trace of Brandon the Wild Wolf. Perhaps there is more than ice in his veins. A fire that makes his blood boil, his bones ache, that makes him thirst for blood and vengeance... and perhaps women as well. The King in the North means to take justice... and maybe more
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - [Robb S., Margaery T., Dacey M., Arianne M.]
Heart of Magic by apple2011 reviews
After the Department of Mysteries Harry is left alone and overwhelmed by his destiny, his friends betrayed him and cast him away and he decides there is nothing left for him in Britain, so he leaves and joins an Ancient Order of Mages who teach him magic that he could only have dreamed of, but destiny is catching up and sooner or later the war will reach Harry Potter. Wise Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,102 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Harry P.
A True Heir to Gryffindor by ToastyTamLin reviews
Harry asks himself simple question - why did Gryffindor own a sword? This is the result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 219 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hogwarts Takeover by BraverLeonheart reviews
Harry discovers the immediate consequences of his victory over Voldemort, more than a decade after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Minerva M., F. Flitwick - Complete
Harry's Pets by wolfydies reviews
Harry loves strange, dangerous pets and they love him. With a Nundu (Mittens) that sees Harry as HER human, a Giant Scorpion(Spike) that torments snape, a Chimera (Hedwig) that loves to torture Dumbledor, and a Cryohydra/Nidhogg hybrid (Sam) that loves spitting ice in everyone's face. It's safe to say life is never boring with Harry around. Adpoted From Shadows In The Sun. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,544 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Harry P.
Decidedly Different Dursleys by CycoMW reviews
A short where Vernon changes rather dramatically one year before Harry turns up on his doorstep. Vernon's actions during Harry's early years and his first two years at Hogwarts covered in brief.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Rules Revisions by Knife Hand reviews
Additional Hogwarts School Rules 1991-1998
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/30/2013
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 7,360 - Follows: 2,133 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Next Time 'Round by RosaLui reviews
MSNBC Breaking News: Heir to Stark Fortune Snubs Merger with Billionaire Walder Frey; Frey Retaliates with Vicious Attack on Twitter.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Complete
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Itsme's Bag of Holding by Itsme66 reviews
Ditties, half-baked stories and questionable ideas. Unbeta'd and devoid of polish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,927 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P.
Time Travel by Tekecar reviews
In which an eighth hundred years old Harry Potter finds himself in the past just as Voldemort is about to kill his young self, of course, he can't allow that, not because it's the right thing to do but simply because he wants to have some fun playing with good old Tom Riddle. Oh, and he somehow end's up married to Bellatrix, it's an odd situation. Really. Total Crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 7,166 - Follows: 2,052 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
A Headache Coming: Scientific Harry by Poet Wroet reviews
Harry likes science and questions everything he sees. Can you conjure vacuum, Prof. McGonagall? And Prof. Sinistra, what do you mean - you can't walk on the moon? Is Hogwarts prepared to deal with this boy-who-lived? Ravenclaw!Harry (It doesn't show common room scenes, though - just Flitwick as his Head of House)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Letters to My Frenemy by 9foxgrl reviews
Out of the blue Harry decides to write to Voldemort to help him escape the Order of Fried Chickens. includes kung-fu practicing familiars, and Bellatrix with a chainsaw. bashing and silliness galore. some hinted pairings but nothing Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Happily Ever After? by muggledad reviews
An AU Post DH/EWE where two unlikely heroes meet, fall in love and hopefully find their Happily Ever After. Harry/Kara with background Clark/Diana.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,713 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 601 - Published: 10/29/2012 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl] [Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] - Complete
Human Stupidity Has No Limits by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Recipe for disaster: Delores Umbridge and her Decrees against a Harry Potter with knowledge of the law and the Muggle Tv. Result: Chaos and hilarity as the DADA Professor shows how stupid can be someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Curses, Foiled Again 3: The Princess' Rondo by nicnac918 reviews
Voldemort might not even go to this school, but he does have a lot of feelings. Feelings of MURDEROUS RAGE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Curses, Foiled Again 2: The Electric Boogaloo by nicnac918 reviews
Harry might not be at the Dursley's any more, but Voldemort isn't going to let that stop his completely ineffectual murder attempts. He's just going to have to get a little creative is all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Curses, Foiled Again by nicnac918 reviews
Harry Potter and the Not-So-Deadly Summer Holidays
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unrefusable Offer by twistyguru reviews
Voldie's dead, Harry just wants to be left alone. As if! You don't kill a Baddie like Voldie without people noticing. Now EVERYBODY wants Harry, not just the Quidditch teams. Multiverse cameos, character bashing, Harry/female canon character not telling! . Hetero!Harry don't get used to it from me , no spoilers, non-Epilogue compliant. M for language, smoochies; no aardvarking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,735 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Mage Rising by DeusExMatty reviews
Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry goes nuclear. 3rd person omniscient; alternative 6th year and beyond. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,802 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 3,534 - Follows: 4,229 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3877 - Favs: 6,760 - Follows: 5,705 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
The Dogfather by ShotgunRedneck reviews
When Harry finds a neglected dog in Diagon Alley, he takes him in. Unknowingly taking in the "killer" that wants to "kill" him...NON YAOI
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Very Good Reason by expectopadfoot reviews
Harry looked hard at her for a moment, and then asked "what would you do if I was your friend?" The question took her totally off-guard and she stared at him for a few seconds. Then, in a strange voice, she replied "I don't know Potter."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 341 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Harry Potter and the Blood War by CovertOps reviews
It is seven years out of Hogwarts and the magical world is at war. Follow Harry and his rebellion as he adapts to muggle weaponry as well as his magical knowledge to fight. The pairing is H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,502 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
He's Mine by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione enjoys the benefits of a Harry shunned by his peers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 253 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Political Realities by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Commissioner Gordon receives an unwelcome education.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/18/2012 - James G. - Complete
She's Mine by Romantic Silence reviews
For once, Harry will be selfish and take what is rightfully his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 304 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,400 - Follows: 926 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Things Gryffindor House Are No Longer Allowed ToDo by DoctorDan reviews
Voldemort is not the top threat to the Wizarding World; Gryffindor House has him beat in spades! These little hellions are kept safely away from the rest of the population, with a mere seven years available to make them safe to unleash upon the world...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 187 - Published: 3/6/2011
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,995 - Follows: 2,761 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 689 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 4,300 - Follows: 4,473 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
A Black's Will by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The last will and testament of Sirius Orion Black. He will be missed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 137 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 488 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Recca Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by Aleh reviews
Originally an omake to Appreciation: Some people should not be in some positions. When Hakaishin Recca woke up in Harry Potter's shoes, he promptly went about proving this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,946 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 3,902 - Follows: 2,975 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 247 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Viktor Krum, The Bulgarian Who Survived by Anon and anon reviews
Facing dragons or a world quidditch match? Viktor Krum is your man. Facing your possibly-girlfriend's adopted brother, however, is an entirely different thing - especially when that brother happens to be The-Man-Who-grew-Up-To-Squish-Dark-Lords.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Ginny's Howler by xmystorytime reviews
One-shot. "I really can't believe you talked me into this." It's Ginny's first time doing a howler. Harry ropes in Ron and Hermione to help sabotage it, and end up reminiscing instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's New Pets by Andrew Aelfwine reviews
Just before First Year, Hermione becomes a victim of mistaken identity and befriends Fleur in a Diagon Alley shop. Shortly thereafterward, Hagrid buys Harry a very different pair of pets. AU, H/Hr/Fleur/Luna. Mild innuendo, no sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,061 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
A Very Harry History by grenouille7777 reviews
A young historian from the distant future researches the Dark Lord's fall by getting into Harry's head, literally, and finds more than she bargained for. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 139 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 334 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 301 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
Polyjuice and Cannabis by IcyDragnos
Harry is getting rid of Snape. Hurray for Harry! Humorous! R&R! If I've totally butchered everyone, let me know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The birdies by Blizdal reviews
There was once a Veela. Harry was also there. They didn't get along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Book of Dobby: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
There's only so far you can push anyone before they'll push back, and Harry's been pushed too far. Between that and Dobby's form of mad proving contagious, things are about to get violent. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,963 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
Harry Potter and the Seminal Vacation by kmfrank reviews
In the summer after his second year, Harry Potter decides to spend a bit of the money in his vault to go on vacation with the Weasleys to Egypt. Instead of a relaxing vacation, however, his life is once again thrust into a life-changing adventure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 359 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Harry P.
Veil of Shadows by vvc reviews
In the days after Sirius falls through the veil, Harry retreats into silence and watches as the scene repeats itself in his mind’s eye. He knows that if he can just understand what was said by those whispering voices, that he could rescue his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 325 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the annoying fanfiction by Spicked reviews
Harry Potter and friends has to stop and evil fanfiction from being written.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 5,007 - Follows: 1,449 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Minerva McGonagall and the Insurance Salesman by shewhoguards reviews
The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Minerva M.
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Things Not To Do At The SGC by gothfeary reviews
There are some things you just shouldn't do... And why did the third word in rule number two get censored? Fer cryin out loud! Now rerated to allow certain words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
After the Battle by MarkTurner reviews
Shortly after the battle for Hogwarts, the Ministry demands a basic Health and Safety check. They weren't at all prepared for what they found.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
To Deny Defeat by vlad the inhaler reviews
Harry Potter never accepts defeat. Never.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 129 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Lost Ones by Knife Hand reviews
A few years after defeating Voldermort, Harry notices how separated his friends and he are from the rest of society. Quite AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 5,635 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Black and Twilight by Feneris reviews
The Potters, a long line of the darkest of the dark lords. The Dursleys, The Weasleys, and Hogwarts now has to survive a boy named Harry Potter. Who comes from a family even more feared then Voldemort himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,666 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Quack! by Alliriyan reviews
Neville's most spectacular Potions failure ever. 'You have twelve minutes to complete your cackhanded concoctions and hand them in to me.' Snape is going to wish he never said those words...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
At the Hands of the Other by The-Caitiff reviews
Summer after fifth year. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,591 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Holyhead Harem by Big D on a Diet reviews
PostHBP. HarryMany After Dumbledore's murder, Harry begins to walk his own path, and finds a destiny greater than he ever imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/7/2006
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 10,192 - Follows: 4,420 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Return of the King by Doc M reviews
Someone's been tampering with the KoH script, killing characters who survived historically. Is a 12C feud being replayed as a game of literary revenge? Can you commit regicide by script? What about death by falling dwarf?
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by aglondier reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 130 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Diary and Notes of a Pssd Off Potions Master by Spawn of Sarcasm reviews
McGonagal now insufferable after potter brat vomited up the snitch this morning. It was sheer luck that they won. Can only hope that next time luck is on my side and the snitch will fly up the other end."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M.
My Day At The Ministry: Severus Snape by Faith Accompli reviews
Fudge is unwell, and he chooses Dumbledore as his replacement for the day. Dumbledore decides to delegate responsibility. The poor victim? Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Severus S.
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 346 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
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Mini-Fics reviews
Collections of little stories which may or may not be continued, please do message if you wish to continue them. Many stories designed to screw with your head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 206,933 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/11/2018 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Harry P.
Sorcery, Mages and Monarchs: The World is Forged by Strength reviews
Adversity has formed Harry into something more than a mere wizard. Terrifying magical warriors whose mastery of the arcane arts have struck down armies now count him as one among them - a Battle Mage. In distant Britain, the rise of a Dark Lord brings him into conflict with the nation that had birthed him and abandoned him. NOT Slash. First five chapters written already.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/30/2017 - Published: 9/28/2017 - [Harry P., OC]
A Storm of Soldiers and Spells, Steam and Swords reviews
Towards the end of a lengthy career as a soldier in the British Army, Harry is faced with conflict on multiple fronts. In one moment, he confronts the result of twenty years of non-interference in the magical world allowing the strength of the purists to rise and a struggle in the non-magical world where politicians and soldiery draw the line of battle. At the centre, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,834 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 3/26/2017 - [Harry P., OC] Hermione G., Albus D.
In Darkness, Bound to the Light reviews
There walks in Middle Earth a powerful warlock of great magical skill, wrathful in battle. He walks in the company of a second, a sorceress, vengeful in her spellcraft. Ere the battle looms, and the End of All Things should they not prevail. Meanwhile in the county of Surrey, a teacher seeks a missing student, who is more than miles away.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,359 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 501 - Published: 4/19/2017 - [Harry P., OC] [Aragorn, Arwen U.] - Complete
Never tickle a sleeping Harry Potter reviews
When Nathanial Potter was crowned the 'Boy-Who-Lived', who cares for his elder brother, Hadrian James Potter, after all, he is but one of the most intelligent wizards of the modern age. Or as modern as a backwards semi-Medieval society can get. Alas, he cares not for Britain, but makes his home 'cross the pond. NO SLASH! Straight as ****.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Couple of Hours of Retirement reviews
Mentally and physically fatigued after twenty years as a soldier on top of four years on an MI5 infiltration mission of Hogwarts, Harry decides to retire... for the time it takes to pack his kit and fly to the next demanding job... in America. Old friends lie in wait and so does the odd enemy. My FOURTH rewrite of this story prior to publishing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,048 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 1/2/2016 - [Harry P., Ziva D.]
Harry Potter: Soldier and Airman reviews
After a rough four years undercover at Hogwarts on behalf of MI5, Harry comes away with a serpentine humanoid head on a pointy stick and a lingering belief that magical Britain is beyond help. But with skills and abilities beyond the norm, he decides to continue working on behalf of the British Government. Guns, fast jets, fast cars, mercenary attitudes, the odd romance. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,344 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - [Harry P., OC]
The Dragon Mage reviews
After a duel with Tom Riddle, Harry is sent late into the founder's period by Chronos' Watch. Does he actually want to return and who are the Black Knights?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,434 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Harry P., OC, Founders
The Powerful Protectors reviews
Harry, Sirius and Remus, fighting alone against the Death Eaters, are thrown 950 years into the past, given an improbable mission. Allies made, battles fought and bonds made. Given somebody to fight for, millenia of knowledge from the Blacks, Potters, Lupins and Peverells, with their true strength unleashed and power multiplied. Canned for being stereotypical bullshit; ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Founders
Harry Callahan, son of the Inspector reviews
How does a Harry Potter come into the care of 'Dirty' Harry Callahan, and how does a San Francisco raised Harry Potter emerge? Canned for being crap and re-writing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,551 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Making a Fool of Time reviews
Time is eternal, but magic has ways of going against it. Harry is thrown from battle to battle, and time is no longer eternal, but shifting. By the wand and the sword, he intends to return, alive, to his own time. Story based on a one-shot from my 'Mini-Fics'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,897 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 11/4/2015 - [Harry P., Morgana]
Spells that should NOT be used on Snape at all though he is a dickhead reviews
Hermione finds a book for Harry. Note this is effectively a spellbook for my stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Complete
The Templar Death, Shaken not Stirred reviews
Harry is involved in a temporal incident during a skirmish with Voldemort at Privet Drive. For him, a decade later, with new allies and a love, he returns on the Autumn Equinox a few months later, a powerful mage with a dislike of those corrupted by dark magic and abilites to kill a Dark Lord. How does a man who wants nothing more than peace struggle through brutal, bloody battles?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,500 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 303 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete