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 Author has written 11 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, X-Men: The Movie, and Pulp Fiction. Come with us now on a journey through time and space... Through the world of The Mighty Boosh... Tumblr: thegardenfairy "I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache and a grape." |
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Overknee and Underwear by AngelPair reviews
Ignoring Alfred's guidelines for the night, Arthur gets drunk. Upon waking the next day, Arthur realises he is going to have to face his punishment. Domestic discipline USUK, contains the punishment (including spanking) of an adult in a non-sexual situation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/16/2017 - Published: 3/16/2014 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
His Master by Tippens reviews
Slave!AU "It was a Thursday when Castiel came for him." BDSM, Daddy!kink,Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Castiel, Dean W.
Where Home Is by Withered Fleur reviews
Amelia is a young, working, single mother trying to give her six year old son, Alfred, the very best. However, in the midst of juggling her job and studies, Alfred's teacher makes life more difficult for her than it already is. Fem!America/England AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,047 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 5/22/2015 - England/Britain, America
Like A Cat by sickeningly reviews
He should not be thinking about his best friend this way. Spending their heat together was bad enough. / omega x omega PWP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2015 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Memorable Encounters by avalonroses reviews
The last place Arthur wanted to spend his Saturday was in A&E with Allistor, of all people. That is, until a certain Alpha makes it worth his while. Omegaverse!USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/18/2015 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
The Rolls by Otoshigo reviews
AU - Alfred is a chauffeur for hire with a particular itch and Arthur is a very rich man with excellent taste in cars. CRACK. Mechaphilia. Dubious consent? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/16/2015 - [England/Britain, America] Germany, Austria - Complete
Alphas and Oranges by avalonroses reviews
As the father of one of Arthur's students, Alfred F. Jones was entirely off limits. Which was unfortunate because he was also unfairly attractive. Omegaverse!USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/21/2015 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Lover or Loser by Little Miss Fangirl reviews
This place needs more stories featuring that infamous best and worst lovers list :D. Each chapter will feature a nation on the bad list. After what sems like and eternity I finally bring you chapter three: oneminuteman!Sweden and a misunderstanding!Finland. Happy reading :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Finland, Sweden
Virgins by trashraccoon reviews
Alfreds a.. well.. you know... And he's in love like the fool he is... and now he wants to play that V card with that someone... UsUk, Yaoi, Lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Quarter to Ten by avalonroses reviews
Arthur doesn't have to blow out the candles and make a birthday wish because his wish finds him. Or, at least, his wish lands on his cake. Soulmates!USUK for Saint George's Day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/24/2015 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Forgetting by thimblefingers reviews
On the day he's meant to meet his soulmate, Alfred F. Jones completely forgets
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
The Hero Master Planner by avalonroses reviews
Arthur can't decide if Alfred's cat, Hero, is actually a hero or just a menace. Either way, he's responsible for getting Arthur's cat pregnant and Arthur is not best pleased. Written for USUK Sweethearts Week. Nekotalia and Omegaverse!USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/20/2015 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Weekends by heromeister reviews
Naturally, anyone would be annoyed when suddenly a grown man had draped themselves over them. But in Arthur's case, Alfred had his chin trapped between a finger and thumb, pressing sloppy kisses along his neck and behind his ear to coax him into putting his work aside for just… one moment or two. Well, kissing wherever his lips could reach, anyway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Plaisant Tranquillité by FrancypantsIII reviews
Originally Requested on the Hetalia Kink Meme: France/England, FACE family - Omegaverse: "...I just want Alpha!Francis coming home to his omega!Arthur and their babies nesting.. Bonus: They're nesting among Francis' clothes because the smell of their alpha makes them feel comfortable/happy/safe"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [England/Britain, France] America, Canada - Complete
An Unlikely Encounter by skinnyinny reviews
A story of reluctance. An uptight high school teacher inadvertently finds himself becoming attracted to one of his students. The student, in turn, recognizes this and wonders if she can push the envelope... England X Fem!America. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,455 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - England/Britain, America
Show Me Yours and I'll Show You Mine by Driks reviews
Alfred's a jock and Arthur's a punk and neither of them think that mix would go particularly well. When the chance arises, however, the boys strike a deal for a little test run. Rated: MA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,667 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Bribery File by Beabaseball reviews
A series of short one-shots. Every chapter is a different story. Prompts once included "A Little Bit Bigger." Chapter titles serve as navigation. 2nd: Denmark/England. While experimenting with breath play, Arthur fails to safeword, leading their consensual sex to become non-con. Warnings: Water-based breath restriction, dub/non-con, communication failure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
A Process by iszatright reviews
The first thing he did was tie her to the bed. JokerxHarley. Rated mature for sexual content.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [The Joker, Harley Quinn] - Complete
Desire by Rahar Moonfire reviews
Alfred wasn't blind. He recognized the glances Arthur and Francis had been exchanging all night. How could he not? He also had been on both the giving and receiving end of such glances. A simple, carefully worded meeting with Francis had clarified that. And thus how they got here in the Queen of Spades bedroom with Arthur in the middle. FRUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [America, England/Britain, France]
Plain Truth by Hannaadi88 reviews
Alfred hadn't been aware at the time, however, of the disastrous combination of an intoxicated Arthur and a heady atmosphere. "Listen Arthur, just because some tall and dark stranger smiles at you doesn't mean that you have to latch yourself onto him. Hell, he's probably in his twenties!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
His Cheerleader Boyfriend by Mushrooms Of Gold reviews
High school AU: Arthur Kirkland is finally off to America to live out his dream of becoming an American highschool cheerleader. So when a member of the schools football team starts taking an interest in him only disaster could ensue! Or maybe it'll become a sweet love story... (M for smut and bad language in later chapters) (updated weekly)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 176,212 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Your Resident Arse by Zeplerfer reviews
As a Resident Assistant, Arthur Kirkland is responsible for watching over the students in his dorm. Even the arrogant, annoying, aggravatingly attractive ones… College AU. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,388 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Alfred the Octopus by OutToGarden reviews
Marine biologist Arthur Kirkland is sent on a dive to collect some coral samples, but is instead abducted by a playful, blue octopus named Alfred. Tentacle fun ensues, PWP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/24/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
About the Best That I Can Do by OutToGarden reviews
Alfred F. Jones: total dork that spills his soda all over Arthur's clothing. Arthur Kirkland: sexy punk completely out of his league. Naturally, Arthur will demand payment. M for PWP and first time
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/19/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Classroom Deviance by OutToGarden reviews
Our boys are painfully bored in physics class, so Alfred employs some fun coping methods.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/17/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Lights by beaniehigurashi reviews
Every time America and England have sex, England always wants the lights to be off. But one night, America decides to change things up. UsUk. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Jock Turned Fatty by fat-hetalia-fanfictions reviews
Arthur is sick andtired of Alfred coming home so late because ofhis stupid work outs. Arhtur doesn't even like Alfred's hard body, he likes chubs and wants to fatten him up so he'll be home more often. Let's see how this turns out. Rated M for later chapters. WARNING weight gain storry! Don't like? Don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - England/Britain, America
A Patient Love by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Prince Arthur has finally been granted a male Omega by his brother, the king. Alfred is soon to learn the treacherous ways of royalty and that adulthood in this world is not at all kind. UKUS, Omegaverse, age-gap, and Mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,128 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 7/30/2013 - America, England/Britain
Peaches and Cream by Konata101 reviews
Demons are worse than rabbits in heat when they're desperate to breed. Alfred, and his devoted slave, Arthur, are no different. The young demon is determined to start a clan of his own, and Arthur is more than willing to to bring it into the world. Sweet Devil!USUK, mpreg, tentacles, and other fun fetishes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,211 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 8/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Chime by OrangePlum reviews
There is an old phone that sits on a coffee table in the hallway by the front door. It's an antique or something. My grandma owned it before she died. I know it doesn't work, so why does this Arthur person keep calling?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,942 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - England/Britain, America
Flashback by planxtary reviews
Alfred slowly let his gaze drift from the Frenchman, to his brother, to Antonio and Lovino. All were staring at him with varying degrees of surprise. "I think someone close to Arthur pushed him in front of the train." Gilbert stared at him for a moment, hesitating before he began to speak, which was unusual for him. "How close to Arthur?" "One of us," Alfred said.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [America, England/Britain] S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Rising Fall of the Queen of Spades USUK by InvaderPey reviews
Omegaverse/Cardverse AU. USUK. The newest Queen of Spades, Arthur Kirkland, could not conceive after his first heat and was going to be hanged when the King befalls a sudden death. The new King of Spades, Alfred F. Jones, changes the lonely queen's life. Rated M for later chapters. (cover image isn't mine)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,123 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Man's Best Friend by for.every.yaoilover reviews
Arthur lives a lonely life until he finds a puppy abandoned in a box during a thunderstorm. Arthur and the puppy develop a close bond and Arthur's life is perfect. Until a particularly bad break up. What happens when he wakes up next to a handsome blonde man who claims to be his beloved dog?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,485 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Mister Greeter by OrangePlum reviews
"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,696 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Befriending a Bookworm by olduser16 reviews
After breaking his leg during a football game, jock Alfred F. Jones finds himself condemned to school library duty for a semester and a half. But at least he has the quiet English kid in the corner to keep him company. Gakuen AU oneshot. Written for the secret santa.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,430 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
This Shouldn't Be Legal by PitFTW reviews
One thing about being a divorce lawyer is being open to the different types of people you would see in your office. For lawyer Alfred F. Jones, it was one thing to see a punk, but another thing entirely to see a punk claiming to have the most pretentious old-person name in the world.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
iPregnant by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England knocks up America while America is texting on his iPhone. But America runs into a very serious pregnancy complication after an unfortunate masturbation accident! That poor fetus ... UKUS/ USUK, mpreg, crack, pretty gross stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,771 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Nursing a Crush by Fire Bear1 reviews
Alfred is hit by a car and wakes up in hospital to see a beautiful blonde girl with green eyes. He falls in love but, when he regains consciousness a second time, she is nowhere to be found...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2013 - America, England/Britain, France, Japan - Complete
The Family Baby by Gazlover12 reviews
Based off of my story Worth It: Alfred spends some time bonding with his and Ivan's newest addition, baby Arthur. It's hard to believe that his old family neglected him, but at least now he's with the most loving parents on earth. Contains RusAme, toddler!Arthur, and tons of fluff!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,678 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - America, England/Britain, Russia
Some Like It Hot by Zeplerfer reviews
Alfred and Arthur steam up the YMCA's sauna. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Frozen Shadow by CreamPuffBunny reviews
Running from the law, Arthur is shot and left to die in the snow. Ivan, a mountain man, finds him and nurses him back to health. A gentleman, Arthur is unaccustomed to living the life of a mountain dweller; forced to live off the land and hunt to earn his keep. The winter is harsh, the wolves numerous, and the bears vicious. Will Arthur come to love this life and the man in it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,452 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [England/Britain, Russia] - Complete
His Servant, His Slave, His Friend by Emily Poe reviews
Arthur is a prostitute, selling his body to make a living. One evening, a mysterious stranger comes calling on him... FrUk vampireAU yaoi boyxboy you were warned. Constructive criticism appreciated.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 8/6/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Cost of Affection by Thrice Written reviews
Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,525 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, England/Britain
Rough Nights by MareFanfiction reviews
America, also known as Alfred, is in love with England/Britain/UK/many other titles; who is known as Arthur or Iggy. The two always try to keep their relationship strong, especially in the bedroom, but some other nations don't seem to know the concept of privacy...(USxUK, Rated M for a reason!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - America, England/Britain
Beneath a Glass Eye by Ahr0 reviews
In the distant future, the human race is being faced with an epidemic of infertile Omegas. The few that remain must submit and become breeders to help procreation. Arthur is one of these fated Omegas, and when he's faced with his first chosen Alpha, he's finally faced with the reality of his life. But this Alpha seems to have other plans. USUK, Omegaverse, Mpreg, Slight Dubcon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,048 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Red Ribbon by KisaraFair reviews
Warning! YAOI! DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! SpUk Fanfic, Yes Spain tops in this one Unknown to him, Antonio catches Arthur doing something at the world meeting and confronts Arthur about it after "dinner" deciding on the perfect punishment... Contains mild bondage (chains!) and drug use and a red ribbon. If you like please review and fav
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Spain, England/Britain
A Hands on Anatomy Lesson by skywings1416 reviews
Rapunzel is curious and impatient. Eugene is generous and horny. He makes a great teacher. A series of peeks into the couple's sex life.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,385 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012
A Big Brother Protects by fluffyfun91 reviews
For the better part of his life Alfred has had the knowledge that his big brother was watching over him and his twin Matthew. But when tragedy strikes, Alfred is left to question how good he really knew his big brother. Brotherly USUK Hints of FRUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,558 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - America, England/Britain
Unable to Stay, Unwilling to Leave by CeceMonet-alias reviews
We have all seen those rewrites of Titanic. This is one that I'm actually proud to call my own. Warnings: BL, USUK, One-Sided!FrUK, rating may go up depending on certain scenes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - America, England/Britain
The Next Youtube Sensation by OddLittleBrit reviews
England is drunk. America is filming. Spain, Prussia and France get a lap dance. It's all very odd. And now it's all over the internet... A oneshot about lap dancing and bar fights, England/all 3 BTT guys
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/9/2013 - England/Britain, France, Spain, Prussia - Complete
Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year by Jinxx Draconett reviews
In Hetlia High, there were unspoken laws that made up the school's popularity system. Punishments for breaking the laws were severe. Arthur Kirkland broke two of these commandments. "Dude, Arthur's a punk AND he's friends with the Bad Touch Trio?" "Oh man, Al's gonna be pissed."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,487 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Silly Little Kitty by splitthedeck reviews
Alfred comes home from work expecting to get a warm meal and some loving kisses- instead he receives a much more kinky gift. Is anything better than Arthur with kitty ears and a tail? USUK AmericaxEngland PWP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/21/2013 - America, England/Britain
Kissed by the Devil by Lt. Donglord reviews
Sweet Devil Alfred/Britannia Angel. Britannia Angel has been captured by the Devil, and Alfred has sinister plans for him. With the threat of war looming ever closer, can Arthur's love win over the devil that has him ensnared? Or is all hope lost? . Stockholm Syndrome, manipulation, NSFW. Now an ongoing story by request, so expect an update soon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - England/Britain, America
Hearing You by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
It's probably a safety thing, something about being protected, not being left alone. But England doesn't really care about that. She just wants to hear America's heartbeat when he fucks her. Hetalia US/Fem!UK. M for sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/16/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mingle by Childish Sadism reviews
Sometimes, life seems to give you everything you need, until it realizes it was a mistake. Then you are left with nothing, nothing but the never ending search for your own happiness. USUK. OMEGAVERSE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,149 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/13/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Everything is Alright by Mist Over Water reviews
Nobody knows that England and America have become a couple, however, America wants to take the leap to become 'lovers'. NON-CON & INSANITY. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Thank God I'm pretty by SeventySevenDwarfs reviews
Arthur is a prostitute in London and Francis is a businessman on trip. Not too explicit. FrUk. Male x Male. Lemon. THERE IS SEX!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Genius Next Door by Keung Liu reviews
Francis was once happy, before he went and had an affair and contracted HIV. From there on a series of unfortunate events follows — like that of his failing health and of the disquieting images that haunt him and of Arthur's bitter distrust. In order for the two to learn forgiveness, they must return back to the start — Marseille, where the genius next door first learned of love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,415 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Devils' Whisper by Dark Fenrir reviews
Sweet Devil AU! Both of those devils came out of nowhere, and they took an interest towards him. Such interest will never end in a good way. Warning: Devil!America/England, Devil!England/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/25/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Heat of the moment by Angelicheartbeats reviews
REUPLOAD. Hushed whispers and frantic kisses, the stall door was quickly shut and locked tight. Arthur and Alfred are desperate to relieve the tension even if it is in the school toilets. They're enjoying the heat of the moment, that is until somebody walks in... Human/High School AU Teen!Arthur Teen!Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A longing lust by Angelicheartbeats reviews
It's been too long since they touched each other. Now they're finally together, they want to try something a little bit new in the bedroom. M rated smut, erotic asphyxiation facial. USUK Human AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Booked by HetaliaHour reviews
Alfred has a fairly easy job. He's a prostitute. He gets paid pretty decent and when his boss isn't bitching at him or he doesn't have to f*ck an old guy, he's pretty content. I mean, all jobs have their downsides, don't they? But what happens when a mysterious Brit books him out for a year! UkUs/FAIL Summary (M for cursing and later chapters)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,315 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Redemption for the Forgotten by Artemis Fenir reviews
"He couldn't believe it, he really couldn't. The boy knew, saw right through his disguise. He slammed his fist against the wall, teeth barred and grinding. The boy was Gifted, and no one had warned him! The boy was now becoming more trouble than his undying soul was worth." Devil!Alfred x Human!Arthur
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,363 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Random Hetalia jokes by Animedemon01 reviews
Some are dirtyish, nuff said.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Enjoying the Fireworks by Myathewolfeh reviews
America thinks his lovers have forgotten his birthday, but he quickly finds out his thoughts were far from true. CanUKUS and BDSM. Happy Birthday, America!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/4/2013 - America, Canada, England/Britain
Twenty Twenty by OrangePlum reviews
"There's something wrong with my neighbor." US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/2/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Crushed by MaplePucks reviews
A cell phone with one voice mail saved, a news paper clipping and a little stuffed polar bear. A family devastated, trying to deal with the unexpected death of one certain member. He promised, he promised he'd call back! How can he be gone! *FACE, character death, tragedy*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/27/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
A Hero's Jacket by ProfessorDumbleBrows reviews
While cleaning out his side of the closet he and Arthur share, Alfred finds something he hasn't seen in years. His bomber jacket. The jacket held so many memories for him and the memories come back in an instance once he sees the jacket. Each memory was a part of what brought him to where he is now. USUK, human AU. Different stages of Alfred's relationship with Arthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Whips and furs by Iikku The Eyebrow Master reviews
England and France browse through England's photo album. France thinks the Brit lacks style. An argument follows, along with a frustrated gentleman with a questionable past. What did happen during the seventies? Oneshot for BritishTraveller.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2013 - England/Britain, France
All Those Broken Memories by RainbowSquiddle reviews
What if you had a clean slate? If everyone you ever knew, completely forgot about you? Would you have the same friends? Enemies? Would that one person fall for you all over again..? Or would it all turn for the worst?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,280 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
How 'Bout You Take the Lead? by eeclairfarron reviews
One-Shot. Fem!America/England - Emily encourages Arthur to confess something he'd like to try in bed. What she gets comes as a surprise. Arthur is surprised she agrees to it. Pegging.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Britain on the Beach by A.Eelif reviews
America loves the beach and wants to share his beach day with someone he loves, but Britain isn't so excited to go to the beach. Will America change Britain's sour mood or will Britain ruin their beach day?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Famiglia by Bookboy42 reviews
Lovino and Ludwig are in a happy relationship. Feliciano pretends to be okay with it and happy for them, believing they will eventually fail, but what happens when Lovino gets pregnant- and Ludwig is ecstatic? Features: Germano; preggers!Lovi; jealous!Feli; parental!Toni; and some other weirdness. Will probably be other pairings showing up whenever I feel like it. T for now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,295 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
Resemblance to Liturature by Angleterre97 reviews
*College AU thing* Francis and Arthur were rivals in high school, but have to share a dorm in college. What keeps them sane? Their shared love of reading. *Weird little fluffy thing that sprung into my head. Tiniest hints of Spamano*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2013 - France, England/Britain - Complete
My Brother's Parties by Union Jack Off reviews
Arthur has been moved to his brother's house of partying for the week, and just so happens to bump into Francis during one. A semi-failed attempt at trying to sober him up. FrUk. Smut. Better than this crappy summary, I swear.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
A list and a Kiss by Wall-flower Hermit reviews
America comes to England's place with a dilemma. He likes someone, but had no idea how to ask them out. England's idea is simple enough "Make them a list and of course don't forget the kiss." Simple right? Pairing: Usuk Warnings: Yaoi and very mild swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Published: 6/2/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Stairway to Heaven by Car reviews
He stood out to Alfred the moment he saw him. Of course, it wasn't hard to stand out in a fitness center when you're wearing a sweater vest, khakis, and loafers, but that's totally beside the point. (Cute little USUK Drabble!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/1/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sickness by PinkCandy-x reviews
Arthur is ill, and his two little boys do nothing to help him. AU. Briefly mentioned FACE family. Currently a one-shot, although may turn into a multi-chaptered fic depending on feedback and what you guys think.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2013 - England/Britain, France, Canada
The Sound of Silence by queen of the moment reviews
When Arthur moves to Paris for work, he meets the most annoying mime in a park during his lunch break. After turning down the mimes silent pleas for a date, Arthur hopes he'll never see the mime again. But of course, the universe hates him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - England/Britain, France
Slaves Start Wars by Lustfulkitten reviews
Francis is King, and has everything he could possibly wish for, including Arthur, his personal slave. But, after his guards raid another King's camp and take that king's slave back to Francis, Francis must decide what to do with him. And, his decision may just start a war with the enemy king. King!Francis/Slave!Arthur/Slave!Matthew.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/26/2013 - England/Britain, France, Canada - Complete
Blame it on the Alcohol by tiredavatar reviews
Repost. Acting like the perfect gentleman can become incredibly boring very quickly and sometimes all England wants to do is relive some of his more rebellious days. This may, or may not, involve vandalism, Gilbert and public displays of affection that leave the rest of the world reeling. PrUK oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/26/2013 - [England/Britain, Prussia] - Complete
Happiness in Misery by x012587Genin reviews
USUK, Past FRUK. (376 words short!) Short thing I wrote for a friend on my RP account. Alfred and Arthur are dating and it's obvious at the world meeting to one person, Francis. As he notices the subtle things that goes on between the two, he remembers all the things he misses about Arthur... And all the things he'll never be able to get back.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2013 - America, England/Britain, France - Complete
Picture Perfect by mikmik121 reviews
While bringing her son to the local playground to spend a warm afternoon, Alice Kirkland - local hot-headed woman and single mother - meets a young photographer Francis Bonnefoy in the most curious of ways. Domestic!FrUk Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2013 - America, England/Britain, Canada, France - Complete
Sometimes You Have to Lose to Win by Lunar Iris reviews
England loses a bet and must wear a very tight pair of skinny jeans to a world meeting. The other nations find this hot. But, the sensation that his jeans and their lecherous attention create annoy America. What does he do about it? Sexy-times ensue! De-anon from the Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/19/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Run Fast, Turn Left by Car reviews
Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,936 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - America, England/Britain
Into the Tub by Gazlover12 reviews
America wasn't the only child to despise baths. Big brother Francis and baby England fluff! one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/16/2013 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Writing on The Wall by malevolent-deceiver reviews
The year is 1945. Prussia and Germany have both been sentenced and Prussia is to go with Russia. Rated for gore and horror elements, language, and possible smut in later chapters. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Let the Rain Fall Down by Lt. Donglord reviews
2pFrUk. Human AU, slight shota(Oliver is 17) Francis and Oliver are an unlikely pair. Their love is forbidden because the age gap between them is so large. Much better than the description I promise. Please read and review, it keeps me writing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Swallow by smuttyandabsurd reviews
Gilbert attempts to teach Arthur how to swallow. Bondage. Comeplay. Discipline. Noncon. Prussia/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2013 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
How to get an Englishman into Bed by Pozagee reviews
France and America compete for England's love. France/England/America Warnings for Sexual innuendos, and Doctor Who references galore. And England's tongue. :) (I am neutral on the FrUk vs. UsUk debacle, so yeah...)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2013 - England/Britain, America, France - Complete
Waterpark by Angleterre97 reviews
Arthur gets dragged to the pool, but he can't swim. Luckily he has himself a frog who can. *Fruk fluff, yay!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2013 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Sanctify by Thrice Written reviews
Sequel to "Desecrate." There is nothing wrong with Alfred's relationship with his dad, Arthur. Absolutely nothing. It's the most precious aspect of Alfred's life, and he treasures it behind closed doors in the privacy of their two-person world. But even so, young people make mistakes in the heat of their passion, and Alfred's is irreversible. Incest, serious angst. Alfred's POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/7/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
As It Should Be by applecheeked reviews
It is no secret to anyone that Alfred has a bad tendency to be a bit of a workaholic. At first, Arthur tries to be understanding—but when he gets ignored far too much for far too long, he decides that desperate times call for desperate measures. Domestic USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/1/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Opportune Playtime by vulpixfairy reviews
Takes place after the 'Our Failed April Fool's' episode in the Beautiful World Series. Both Alfred and Arthur couldn't find the 'embarrassing photos'. Arthur is understandably angered and wants revenge. But Alfred is getting distracted by how cute his lover is in that nurse outfit and decides to act on this opportunity to play with him...established USUK pairing with lovely YAOI.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/20/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
A Soldier's Homecoming by felicialovescats reviews
Arthur anxiously waited for the one he loves
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
How to Eliminate Your Teacher by ivandapie reviews
One-shot AU Supposedly a FrUK fanfic where the class is desperate to get rid of a crazy reliever teacher. I can't even explain this...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/19/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Dedication of Love by Skylar Hart reviews
It's France's birthday and England leads him on a wild goose chase which results in his present. What can it be? Inspired by a dedication bench I found in new Hampshire. FruUk Oneshot Fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
It's Okey! It's Story Time by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England breaks up with America after America accidentally leaves a sexy message on the wrong person's answering machine. So Amerimochi tells him a story to cheer him up! A story that makes no sense. TOTAL CRACK, mostly in Amerimochi's POV. Yeah, really.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/13/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Our Own by Gazlover12 reviews
"Francis, why don't we have mothers?" A short fic-let, with baby nation Arthur and big brother Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - England/Britain, France
Battleship by magicormuggle reviews
Spain visits Arthur to play a game of battle ship. Its just something cute. :) Written with ImNotAPsychopath
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2013 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
All Good Things by Thrice Written reviews
Mr. Alfred F. Jones is the pilot-turned-domestic gym teacher at the Academy. Arthur Kirkland is one of his many students. Sometimes, lust gets the best of everyone, but the power of attraction is not the same as the power of love. RP with RipperJak.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,868 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - America, England/Britain
Omen by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew's father buys a merman when Matthew is six years old. The merman becomes more than a pet. Eventual Arthur/Matthew. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Resistance is Futile by Meadowlark 9 reviews
Arthur, the Omega Queen of Spades and prisoner to the Kingdom of Diamonds, has a small problem. Cardverse/Omegaverse. This is NOT a re-upload of the chaptered story! FrUK. Rated M for Language and Lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/30/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Gotta Try 'Em All by Thrice Written reviews
It's no secret that America and England can get pretty kinky when they're in the mood for it. But just how kinky, exactly? Well, a little indulgence every now and then can't hurt . . . right? Relevant warnings inside. Kink fic. RP with americalovesthecockpit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/28/2013 - England/Britain, America
Bloody Frog: Rewrite by Mars and Kitkat reviews
Aiden Bonnefoy isn't like other kids. He was never told of his parents' pasts. But when he discovers a forum over the internet for other teenagers in his same situation, all curious to discover the hidden secrets of their families, a whole new world of secrets, pain, and maybe even friends is revealed. Past MPreg, OCs, FrUk, Sufin, Spamano, DenNor, GerIta, PruCan, AusHun, RoChu
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012
Geek Sex by PixieDust291 reviews
Sometimes incorporating your favorite fandom into your love life can be fun and kinky... and other times I can be rather difficult. Alfred and Arthur struggle to find something to spice up the bedroom and after many hilarious failed attempts, they finally find the prefect role-play.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/26/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Problem With Scones Is by Scarlet Shamrock reviews
"The English nation sighed and huffed loudly as he watched Francis cook. He would never say it out loud, but he loved watching the French nation cook." Yaoi FrUk! First M fic! PLEASE RR! *ONE SHOT*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Scholarshipping by SillyKwado reviews
AU! Elizaveta's new project is to help her physics teacher, Alfred F. Jones, win the heart of Arthur Kirkland, the English teacher on the other side of school. But what happens when things don't always go according to plan? USUK! Slight Giripan! Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [England/Britain, America] Hungary - Complete
Plate Tectonics by EspeonSilverfire2 reviews
Cracky USUK oneshot with lemony goodness. America uses some 'logic' to have a bit of fun with England on the side of a volcano. Things don't go entirely smoothly, but then America's idea isn't exactly... sane.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Special Ed by HodrichMaid reviews
Little Sealand catches America doing something really naughty to England and, as the hero he claims to be, America is willing to answer more than one question for the curious boy. Uke!England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/19/2013 - England/Britain, America
Let's Get Physical by The Truth's Lie reviews
Dan tries to lift Phil. Established relationship. Warnings; Dan sweat and man kisses. Phan.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Taking over by Stone Amber reviews
FACE Family fluff and fun, sparse pairings. Drabbles about France and England's parenting skills, or lack there of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,646 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - France, England/Britain
A Celebration of Love Between Man and Animal by Teenage Mouse reviews
Arthur wants to have a professional photo shoot of him and his beloved cat, Crumpet. He's nervous as hell about being ridiculed for it, but luckily his stunning photographer turns out to be just as much of a dorky cat lover as he is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/16/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Dont leave me by SukiWilliams reviews
Arthur Kirkland has gotten himself hurt in a fight, and left his boyfriend, Matthew Williams alone. Whats to happen? ((CrapsummaryiscrapxD Involves Character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2013 - England/Britain, Canada
My Dearest Love by TechnophoriaCOS reviews
After being forced into brutal prostitution for two years without having contact with his fiance Alfred, Arthur writes a note. A note in which the response to it will not receive an answer. (Rated M. Heavily implied USUK. Contains rape and violence. This is my first writing piece published here. I hope you enjoy it.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2013 - England/Britain - Complete
Sold My Soul by TheSpangerArmada reviews
The life of a pirate is not an easy one. After meeting an angel and deemed crazy, he is tossed overboard only to be picked up by a familiar stranger. SpUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2013 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
Sometimes Friends, Sometimes Enemies, Always Brothers by KassyMalone reviews
When Britain collapses in the middle of the World Meeting, of course its cause for concern. When it turns out the problem is not with Britain, but with Arthur himself, how will his friends and fellow nations react? France steps up to take care of his old friend during his troubles, but it may end up being more trouble for him than he bargained for. FrUk, Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,256 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [England/Britain, France] America, Canada - Complete
Obsession by Forgive and Forget reviews
America and England have become obsessed with..guess what? Fan fiction. Now the rest of the world literally is annoyed and decide to end this once and for all. They don't realize that this changes the two's fate as well. Rated T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - America, England/Britain
2P Canada X Reader: Better than Pancakes (Lemon) by Cutetiger123 reviews
You asked your fantastic boyfriend to come over and give you a hand with some firewood, to thank him you make him pancakes which leads to a rather... sticky... situation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Canada - Complete
Parlor Children by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
Alfred and Matthew's Dad eats people, but hey, at least he attends most PTA meetings. 2P!Spider!Arthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,974 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Complete
New Life by Sami365 reviews
Aimi Kirkland wasn't always her name. Before she fell from the sky and into Britain's life, her name was Valeria Moretti. Now she is Britain's daughter and secretly France's girlfriend. Just when she thinks she might finally live a life drama-free, she finds out she's pregnant with France's baby. Find out how everyone reacts!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - France
The Depths by Taxie reviews
Request from kink meme filled. Victoria-era BDSM, but all consensual. Spanking, crossdressing, cropping, figging. Enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
I Gave You All by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Omegas have no one once society and their mates abandoned them. That's why Alfred wants to help and be their therapist. Only, he ends up falling in love with one of his patients. (Warnings: Omegaverse, Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur, Cat AU (not nekotalia).)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,880 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/20/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Meddling with Princesses by Zeplerfer reviews
In which Arthur is a rebellious princess, Alfred is a clueless knight, Francis is a dashing prince, and Kiku is the dragon that has to put up with all of them. USUK. Loosely based on 'Dealing with Dragons.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,120 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Taste Test by MaplePucks reviews
Artie's favorite day is Valentine's and all he wants to is bake. With Al. Begrudgingly, Al humors him just for the day and puts on a frilly apron to bake with his man. He learns that Artie intends to give some of the cupcakes away but he's not certain they are good enough and wants Al to have a taste test. Al's in for more then he expected. *Sexual themes, language, 2P!UsUk.*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Parallel America, Parallel Nations - Complete
Moar To Love by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England's been gone for a few months and when he finally visits America, he sees that America has really let himself go. He's not just fat. He's OBESE. But England goes on a date and tries to have sex with him anyway, because it's Valentine's Day, aww. USUKUS, crack, fail sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,016 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Quit by Current.Obsession reviews
France stood up at the conference table, trying to get everyone's attention. "Ah-everyone, I quit being a nation." Aging is hard. Rated M for adult themes; yaoi- FrUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,976 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Third Time's a Charm by BunnyOfMint reviews
Football tryouts are coming up this Friday, but Alfred can't go if he's not passing his English class. How far will he go to get extra credit from Mr. Kirkland? Teacher/student, USUK, yaoi, lemons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/10/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Never According to Plan by SweeneyOCD98 reviews
All Arthur Kirkland wanted to do was get through high school with straight A's. All Alfred F. Jones wanted to do was teach a normal history class. But we all things never turn out like they should. Student!Arthur x teacher! Alfred. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,635 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
We have cookies by Iikku The Eyebrow Master reviews
"Come to the dark side, we have cookies". What kind of a slogan is that? A perverted demon named Francis is about to find out the reason why Hell chose it. FrUK, Demon!Francis, Angel!England, awkward smut, oral, language, something that will scar your mind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Closet Rhymes by TTBear reviews
Part of my Angelic Smiles universe. Arthur is terrified of small, dark spaces. Italy starts realizing something. First story so, critiques would be nice. Angelic Pair. R/R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/2/2013 - England/Britain, N. Italy - Complete
An Early Kind of Charm by FluffshipIsMagic reviews
Francis Bonnefoy woke up the same way he did every day: With his heart's desire in his arms and the bane of his existence on the other side of the door. (Fruk domestic fluff that includes an evil cat. Dedicated to Katt42!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2013 - France, England/Britain
In The Way by Invader Bulma reviews
Jealous!2p!CanadaXReaderX2p!America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Parallel America, Parallel Nations - Complete
Friends With Benefits by Invader Bulma reviews
2p!AmericaxReaderx2p!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Parallel America, Parallel Nations - Complete
Sodomize Me, Cap'n! by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America just wanted to watch "My Little Pony," but England breaks into his house dressed as a pirate and demands kinky role-play sex. England was long overdue to plunder some booty, and other bad pirate jokes. CRACKY UKUS SEX AHOY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,335 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/1/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unfulfilled by marinoa reviews
Sometimes two people are destined to meet one another. But sometimes even that can't make them truly meet. And so Francis Bonnefoy will never meet Arthur Kirkland alive. FrUK, sort of. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Jealousy? Comme si! by MissDoubleONinja reviews
Today was the day that Francis planned to spend with you and you alone to, shall we say, get aquainted with your body. Unfortinatly his son, Matthew, turned out to be one hell of a cockblock. Jealous!FranceXReaderXChild!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2013 - France, Canada - Complete
The Magic Stone by IllusionaryMagician reviews
Thirteen-year-old Arthur hated going to the hospital. Its white and colourless, smells like antiseptic and the food sucks. Alfred, an eleven-year-old boy recently admitted in the same hospital, has a special way of making the place fun and wants to share it with his new friend. A tale of how a cheerful boy with a stone brought a little light to Arthur's dark life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hey Iggy, Can You FrUkUs? by Trashy McTrash reviews
Right now England has no one, little does he know he has two admirers that have been waiting for him for a little too long. Now is their chance to have at it, literally!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2013 - England/Britain, America, France
The Long Kiss GoodNight by Moongirl12121 reviews
Arthur Kirkland just moved to the United States with his son Alfred. On a random trip to the mall with his son, he literally runs into a curious Frenchman, Francis Bonnefoy. Carrying his own son Matthew, and also divorced, Francis merely smiles and helps him back to his car. Kirkland thinks nothing of it, until he gets an angry wrong number call. Will love appear for them? FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - England/Britain, France
Oh God, his eye Twitched 2P! Canada X Reader Part 2 by NightmaresAreMyCoffee reviews
The second part to my story line between you and Mathew. It gets steamy, with a full Lemon, and I will add another part if there are enough favorites and reviews! Don't like Lemon, then don't read. Also read Part One before this! Or you will be confused. Luvs yall!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Canada - Complete
I Swear to GOD He Was Blonde! by RosemaryBagels reviews
It's a world meeting, and France was, well, shocked to be honest. He never expected this. I'd love to say that it's funny, but in fact it ended up sweet and touching. Fail!Humour in action!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2013 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Sorry About Your Cat by BunnyOfMint reviews
When playing baseball, Alfred accidentally kills somebody's cat. After meeting the animal's peculiar owner, he vows that he will make it up to the other boy, one way or another. AU, USUK, Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,022 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Just Do It by SyneFurrier reviews
Dan comes to Phil for advice.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Devils by Awesome Empress reviews
Arthur awakes to find himself chained to a bed, nude, and feeling awfully...weird. He doesn't know where he's at or the reason why, but that doesn't seem to matter to him. His body feels uncomfortable, like it wants -no- needs something. What in the name of Satan is going on! Who's the deliciously handsome devil with twisted horns and striking blue eyes? Devil! AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/18/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Friend Tonight by homesickpirate reviews
England has been lost in Paris in the pouring rain for hours. Of course he's going to stumble upon France some time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2013 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Take Two by Empress Vegah reviews
America wakes up in a foreign land, where he meets a child with a familiar set of eyebrows and green eyes. Feeling a strange sense of guilt, he decides to show the child what it's like to be loved.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/17/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Welcome To Hell by MissDoubleONinja reviews
You'd heard about these country look alikes, the 2P's. What you didn't know is how dangerous they were, how much they loved you, and how little they cared about getting blood on their hands. 2P!VariousXReader. Currently taking requests.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Parallel Nations
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star by vulpixfairy reviews
An AU modern fluffy oneshot. Alfred is woken up in the middle of the night by his little brother Arthur who has a nightmare. As a good big brother, Alfred sings a lullaby to comfort the little boy...Brotherly USUK love (Alfred: big brother, Arthur: little brother). Please read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/14/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
Unlikely Hero by Imotochan13 reviews
"You're a waste of space. Waste of air. Stop fighting. Make the world a better place. Let him kill you." M for language, abuse, and other stuff, plus possible mature scenes later. ; GerUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,914 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Germany, England/Britain - Complete
To make him love me by Angleterre97 reviews
A young Francis goes to a new shop in hope of finding something to make his little Arthur love him. Does it work? Young!Fruk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2013 - France, England/Britain - Complete
I Dare You To Give This a Title by Libby16 reviews
What had begun as a World Meeting soon transpired into a quick shindig at America's house, and, after a few too many drinks, had turned into possibly the worst decision of the Nation's lives. Far surpassing the questionability of any war or atrocity, they had decided upon none other than Truth or Dare to pass the time. Hilarity ensues!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Complete
Galette des Rois EN by Ysiria
One-shot. FACE family AU. It seems Francis can't get rid of his French habit, but Arthur doesn't mind, for once...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Too Much Time Without You by notxherex reviews
Francis has been feeling lonely lately. "As immortal as I am," Arthur began, "I'm only human when it comes to a day's time, Francis, I can't help everything that's happened. Whether I stay or go is, of course, your decision."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2013 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Try Me and See by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
King Alfred wants to be more than the stereotype. (Omegaverse, Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,582 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Can't take my eyes off you by DLHKM reviews
"You said you didn't like me." Francis reminds him. "Your hair was like gold and you smelled sweeter than anyone I had ever met; I liked you as much as a six year old could." FrUk. Series of one-shots; different pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/21/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Cross My Heart and Hope to Die by SpiritoftheMapleLeaf reviews
Gilbert Beildschmidt hasn't exactly been the best boyfriend. He's never kept his promises, no matter how important they were. Until one day his girlfriend winds up in the hospital barely clinging to life because of it. Now, with only days left for her, Gilbert is in a race against the clock to find some way, any way, to save her. If only he could deal with his own regrets. PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,457 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Prussia, Canada
Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by superstrawberryL reviews
My, isn't that cute? A naïve, innocent, homeschooled girl finally steps into a real school for the first time! But with a real school, real problems come in a nice, bundled trio. Luckily for her, the big bad hot wolves are on the hunt...and she's their next victim. France x Spain x Prussia x OC? Human names used. Pairings inside: UsUk GerIta DenNor SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,864 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Prussia, France
The Seven Days' War by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
There's a school dance next Tuesday, and with Francis and Arthur together in the back of Mr. Dinwiddy's History class, it's only a matter of time until they shag right there on the desks or something explodes and burns the school down. Or they'll end up killing each other - whichever comes first. High School AU; M for language, chaos, drama, and of course, smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,991 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Reflections by curiouslyobsessed
Warning: Major Character Death. This story is about a time where the Joker met Batman on the roof. Unanswered questions and a bit of sadness
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Berceau du chat by RazzyLemonade reviews
Reader-tan is employed at a location known as Cat's Cradle, where men come to itch their specific lusty scratches. A smut series including the various and delicious men and occasional women of Hetalia. ReaderXVarious Lemons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/27/2012
A Meeting of Unconventional Meaning by Lt. Donglord reviews
2pFr/2pUK Meetings are always boring for Arthur. This time, Francis decides to spice things up a bit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Lust and Carparks by Lt. Donglord reviews
2pGermany/2pEngland Lutz gets Arthur to try sex in the car.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2012 - England/Britain, Germany - Complete
Mine Only by Invader Bulma reviews
For so long, France has been watching, wanting you so badly. Restraint be damned, he was going to have you, and no Spainard was going to get in his way. Dark!FranceXReader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2012 - France - Complete
On A Rainy Day In London by planxtary reviews
He leaned back in his seat and sighed, turning his head and glancing out the window once more. The rain was now pouring down, and the busy London streets were full of people and their colourful umbrellas. And so, as he watched the droplets slide down the glass, he suddenly remembered something. They had met on a rainy day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
We Were Made to Reign Together by DestinyShiva reviews
"Perhaps he was romanticising it too much, but attraction accentuated itself in the presence of love." Cardverse Omegaverse (Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur). Warning for 2 x virginity loss combo, and pwp.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/22/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Go On And Stab Me In The Back by IComealiveAtnight reviews
Germancest. A story about Ludwig's and Gilbert's relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Tease by RazzyLemonade
ReaderXDenmark. Rated M for mature. Smutty goodness. Just a little one-shot. Please enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Denmark
Thirty-seven by Iggycat reviews
Arthur had always hated time, which was rather unfortunate considering it would follow him his whole life. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/17/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Loving by thecureforinsanity reviews
america x reader x england Waking up in a strange room with two undoubtedly sexy men... what could go wrong?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Home by Beckett Simpleton reviews
Arthur and Francis have reached their first Christmas together when Francis has to attend to some work in his home country, leaving Arthur to stew in the company of his own mind. Arthur only wants to win at life and love, but maybe he's thinking too hard? What can he get up to, to fill the lonely void of 8 hours until he gets to hear Francis' voice again? FrUK human AU One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Ludwig x Reader Betrayal by Digi-Cow reviews
Ludwig is deeply in love with you, and everything seems perfect until . . . M for later chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Germany - Complete
The Brit Next Door by Mars and Kitkat reviews
Alfred is a senior, graduating in 2 months like everyone else. Like them, he wants to be big. One problem? He's at the bottom of the social pyramid. However, when Alfred catches sight of his neighbor-an ex-porn star named Arthur- undressing, new interests and problems arise. But one thing's for sure; Alfred wants to capture the man's body for his own. USUK Based off Girl Next Door
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,974 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Spirits by briaranise reviews
Alfred Jones is a typical high school jock. He just wants to fit in and be popular. But his priorities begin to change when he befriends Arthur Kirkland, a lonely boy whose life has always been plagued by spirits. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,573 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You Could be Happy by lionheart19 reviews
Break ups can be hard. Arthur learns that the hard way after he betrays Francis. / FRUK AU, mentions of USUK. M for language. Short Story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Jealous Blood by MissDoubleONinja reviews
It's been four years since the day you first met that child, standing alone in the snow. Your love has healed him- and awakened his jealous side. So when he sees you with a certain Brit, it's an understatment to say he wasn't too pleased. Dark!Child!RussiaXReader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Russia, England/Britain - Complete
Rainy Nights by MissDoubleONinja reviews
You didn't think a rainy night would end up bringing yourself and a certain blond pervert closer together. Funny how these things work, oui? FranceXReader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2012 - France - Complete
Worth It by Gazlover12 reviews
Alfred and Ivan are foster parents to three rambunctious but lovable children, Arthur, Francis, and their newest addition Toris. Things can get a little crazy, but it's totally worth it. However, what happens when they are asked to take in one more child? Rusame AU COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,581 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - America - Complete
Bonne nuit, mon prince by Tiramisu and coffee reviews
It seemed like betrayal from Francis' point of view that Arthur left him alone. Human names. AU. FACE family, FrUK. TW: Death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Inspirations by marinoa reviews
The most important quality in a doctor is patience. This is what Arthur realises when he one day finds a new patient in his little clinic. FrUK AU, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/9/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Sparkle-Raver-Floor BTT X Reader by NightmaresAreMyCoffee reviews
So, you go clubbing, and run into your friends the Bad Touch Trio. Your starting to fall in love, but is it possible to fall for all three in one night? Half Lemon! Somewhat...And a little bit of crack, if ya squint. but of course, that would mean your a squinter. Love ya guys! And the BTT Love you too!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Complete
Just another night by Biohazard Waffle reviews
My first one-shot! France has finally gotten his hands on England, but what will happen? FrUK and yaoi. Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Tony's Shocking Instruments by MagicalMintBunnyInTheDark reviews
Tony was trying to interrupt Alfred and Arthur's sexual patterns; what he didn't count on was Alfred taking his shocking tools from him to use for some good old S&M with Arthur. Yaoi, Lemons, USUK, oneshot. Linked to fanfiction "Agent Tony's Reports", but it will still make sense if you're just looking for smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What's this? by HomicidalFlyingMintBunny reviews
On a rainy day, Arthur and Francis leave the house to run some errands. Leaving ten year old twins Matthew and Alfred alone for fifteen minutes until the babysitter arrives. Alfred decided to go through his parents bedroom and found some very curious things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Young Fathers by NotYourTypicalEmily reviews
They knew it wouldn't be easy. But no one could have prepared them for the difficulties that actually came with such responsibilities. / FACE Family
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2012 - France, England/Britain
An deinem Grab (At your grave) by Mi-chan785 reviews
It's the day of Gilbert's funeral, and Arthur sits at the back of the ceremony, waiting. It isn't long before Gilbert sits down beside him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
Arthur's Revenge by MapleBurgers reviews
Alfred tricked Arthur into eating a burger he had jacked off in earlier in the day, and, in rage and embarrassment, Arthur gets him back.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Good News and Bad News by ClassyAsBollocks reviews
Arthur Kirkland sits his twin sons Alfred and Matthew down to tell them that he and their mother are getting divorced. He goes about this in a manner about as tactful as shoving a hot poker up someone's ass, with very messy results, as they grow up to be maladjusted sociopaths. Apparently, a trip to Disneyland doesn't quite make up for discovering that your parents love was a sham
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2012 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Special Delivery by SonataAllegro reviews
Of all the cliches in the world, Arthur is attracted to the mailman. It's hot outside, let's invite him in for a cool drink of water and go from there. USUK PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Missing Puzzle Piece by Mars and Kitkat reviews
'On the other hand, the thoughts weren't quite passing Arthur's mind, as he hit a particular spot in his body that sent tremors passing through his limbs. "O-Oh god, yes...!"' Alfred had been gone far too long... and he really does miss his amazing British lover. Telephone sex, UsUk, Masturbation, Lemons, Side-story to my fanfiction, "The Brit Next Door." Reposted
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/19/2012 - England/Britain, America
America's experience with policemen by siriusxremus22 reviews
America is in England to visit, well England when he is accosted and shoved into an alley. Sometimes he was so unobservant. Rated M for a reason Contains Lemon, yaoi, boyxboy or what ever you wish to call it that means the same thing. Writen for Noobyaoiwriter. I don't own anything. Read and enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What's Your Type? by MissDoubleONinja reviews
Arther goes with Alfred to a burger joint, trying to forget some rather strange things Francis said. So when Alfred asks why he came along, Arther certainly doesn't want to talk about it and tries to change the subject by asking Alfred a question: what's your taste in woman? USUK fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Untitled by Lt. Donglord reviews
2p FrUk. Love making. A peek behind closed doors to Oliver and Francis' relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
who tops? by lunanigh282 reviews
the nations have a bet to find out who tops in England and Americas relationship. Everyones eager to find out the truth and see if they are right but how will they all react when they do find out the truth. rated for implied 'things' and for strong language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Secret Boyfriend by rexlover180 reviews
People keep secrets because they're scared, embarassed even. Alfred has a secret. But his secret is getting fed up with being locked away for so long. USUK Highschool!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/6/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
The Ugly Little Omega by Demand Truth reviews
A fateful encounter on the playground makes an impression that will linger for years. When Alfred and Arthur meet again, years later, will the chemistry still be there even though Arthur has suffered for so long? Possible Mpreg, Dom/sub relationship, mature content!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,113 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Letter by england-has-swag reviews
AU. Arthur misses his younger brother, Alfred. He writes letters to him. This is his last letter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Paraphilial Activity by americalovesthecockpit reviews
COMPLETE. England accidentally chokes to death, though only temporarily because he is a country. What is America to do with his dead body in the meantime? It drives him mad and he asks France for help. Bad idea. USUK, crack, lulz, and a little bit of necrophilia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,373 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Secrets by Lt. Donglord reviews
Oliver is in love with his brother. I suck at summaries. blowjobs and stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2012 - England/Britain, Parallel Nations - Complete
Hate by Flying Individuality reviews
England hates how he always goes back to him. One-Shot Warning: Metions of Abuse, nothing Graphic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
That Scent of Morning Coffee by once and future appleheart reviews
Human!AU where Antonio and Arthur are uni student boyfriends, and Arthur can't help but love Antonio in the mornings. Just SpUK fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2012 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
Alice's Dad Has Got it Going On by woodbyne reviews
Alfred Jones has been crushing on his friend Alice's dad /forever/. Who knew prom was all it took? This is not a song fic; I just couldn't think of a better title than that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/11/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Docile by Childish Sadism reviews
If you give me your everything I can make you forget all of your worries and all of your problems, just be a good little pet and do what I say. US/UK. Smut. BDSM. Other warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,109 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - America, England/Britain
Our Crazy, Upside-Down Life by Stellar Night reviews
We all know them. The BTT. What happens in their daily lives? A collection of BTT short stories.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Prussia, France
The night I'll fall for you EnglandXReader by SwissGem96 reviews
You never did forgive England for what happened that day..How could you? He couldn't forgive himself either. But what happens when you and England start talking again? Reader Insert One shot 'Then its settled [Name] will be accompanying England for all his events.' Germany said sternly as you groaned and banged your head repeatedly against the table.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Come Undone by smuttyandabsurd reviews
Arthur insists on calling his new submissive 'Mr Jones' whenever they scene. BDSM!AU. England/America. Pure porn without plot. Light bondage. Dom/sub relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/13/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Calling by ipona reviews
After a long meeting, all Arthur wants is to have some fun. The fact that Francis' phone rings isn't going to stop him. England/France, smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Next Time, Let's Use A Rubber by Mist Over Water reviews
Alfred is heavily pregnant, and hating it, and so convinces Arthur who is 'mysteriously' gaining weight to get the baby out of him. MUTUAL MPREG. BIRTH. UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,714 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Froggie Beaches by CPZ899 reviews
'Francis took a deep breath before he said the next few words that made me gasp. "No Alfred. You see, I was in love with him… and I still am."'- FrUK. M for a reason. Discalimer: I own nothing ! In Francis and Arthur's pov For my friend Espi, Lord only knows why I deal with you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Sick Of Love Triangles by MissDoubleONinja reviews
Most girls would love to have two hot guys fighting for them. You know that it can really, really suck. AmericaXReaderXBritain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Forty Businesses of Misery by Jawshy reviews
A hopeless relationship. A cheating boyfriend. A supportive best friend. A broken heart. How can you fix the person you're in love with when they're with someone else? PrUK, ex-USUK, boyxboy. Don't like, don't read. T for suggested mature themes. Song-fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2012 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Private Dance by Lt. Donglord reviews
2pFr/2pUk. Basically PWP. Takes place after Arthur seduces Francis in his cancan dress.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Hugs, Kisses and Headaches by Lt. Donglord reviews
2pFr/2pUk. Francis thinks about Arthur as he watches him sleep.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Freckles by Lt. Donglord reviews
2PFr/2pUk. 2p France counts 2p England's freckles. England haaaaaaaates it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/26/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
France x Reader: Language by SunshineBlondie reviews
France x Reader. Ohonhonhon... you're playing hard to get, and it looks like Francis is losing his mind... An almost lemon! XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/25/2012 - France - Complete
Apple Pies by MaplePucks reviews
2P!America has been feeling a bit down and 2P!England wants to cheer him up. What better way then to plan a surprise attack on your 1P counter part? America never had a chance... *some language, definitely some blood and violence, and poisoned baked goods.* 2P!UsUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2012 - America, Parallel Nations - Complete
Absent Sparks by malevolent-deceiver reviews
Francis and Arthur have a peculiar relationship. A "no-strings-attached" casual sex relationship, but how long can it last? ONESHOT possible continuation. WARNING: SMUT, and a very confused Iggy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2012 - France, England/Britain
Oestrus by Bukkunkun reviews
oes·trus - the period of heat or rut; the period of maximum sexual receptivity of the female. USUK, A/B/O Dynamics!AU, more warnings inside. PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Rope Burns and Candle Wax by MapleBurgers reviews
Fem!America x England. Emily comes home to her little pet, Arthur, and things quickly turn to bondage, fisting and candlewax. Arthur says the wrong thing, though, and is left hanging there the entire night until Emily decides it's time to have her needs met.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Oh Sweet Jesus by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUKUS. When England adds the extra event of a Masturbation Marathon to the Olympics, extremely religious!America ... who is also very homophobic ... tries to say he's sick to get out of it. TOTAL CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tailspin by Iggycat reviews
After a rather harsh fight, Alfred storms off and Arthur starts to worry. Alfred doesn't return to the flat, or even answer his roommate's calls, and to top everything off, a stray cat has appeared at Arthur's doorstep. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/6/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Alone Time by Awesome Empress reviews
As an ex-stripper, with a stressful career, and an obnoxious American for a boyfriend, Arthur sometimes just needs some alone time. When he comes home to quiet house, he decides to see justhow rusty he's gotten in his 'passionate' dancing. Too bad he's not as alone as he thinks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/6/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Amazing SpiderAlfred! by kawaii-panda-sama reviews
Reader insert story. Alfred wanted to see the new Spiderman movie with you, how sweet! Oh, and he wants to see it in 3D. Fluff, not beta read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2012 - America - Complete
A Birthday to Remember by Seanips69 reviews
It is France's birthday, and he asks something very unexpected of England. The Brit grudgingly agrees, but only because it's his birthday! Rated M, Contains M/S! Other warnings inside. Three-Shot! FrUk!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - France, England/Britain
Someday My Prince Will Come by Bukkunkun reviews
Arthur has come to realise his dream: he was going to wait for his very own Alpha, who would sweep him off his feet and carry him off into the sunset. Guess who bursts in through the door. Written for Day 11 of the USUK Summer Camp 2012. USUK, GerIta, Cherik. Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics!AU, crossover with XMFC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cold Fingertips by avalonroses reviews
Francis owes Alfred, and he's found the perfect human to satisfy him. Vampire!USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/21/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Home is Where the Cake Is by tetsuwrites reviews
When you belong to this family, you're never truly alone. *FACE family AU*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Canada, France - Complete
Bittersweet Birthday by StellarSophie reviews
After a failed birthday breakfast made by Arthur, Francis decides to open one of his 'presents' early. FrUK oneshot. Happy birthday Francis!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2012 - [France, England/Britain] - Complete
Alternate Universe by Gazlover12 reviews
When England wakes up, something is very wrong. He is supposedly not a country, and he looks the age of a young teenager. What's even worse is that Alfred and Ivan claim to be his parents. RusAme COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,783 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Painting The Roses Red Fem France X England by SarcasticRomantic1995 reviews
Frani, heartbroken and alone on her birthday, longs to be Arthur's one and only. Should she follow her heart wherever it takes her and through the roughest storms? One Shot, dedicated to the one and only France. Happy Birthday! :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Mon Fils, Matthieu by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
While selling flowers, a strange French man comes in and starts telling you the sad tale of him and his son. Rated M for suggested sexual abuse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2012 - France, Canada - Complete
Who said Three's A Crowd? by Jawshy reviews
"It felt weird, having tiny droplets of water splash on bare parts of your skin, because your soaking wet friend decided it was a good idea to hug you in drenched clothes at 7:35 AM in the morning while you were still in nothing but boxers." - England's house, threesome fic UK x Germancest , lemon/yaoi!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Germany, England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
England's FanFiction Obsession by Lone Canadian reviews
America's checking out England's computer when he finds a fanfiction wesbite and reads one of the fanfictions England favorited. Wrestling over the computer ensues and they end up in a weird situation made even weirder when England decides to take this chance to fulfill his fanfiction dreams... UkUs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Roadtrip II: Ya'll die quick now, ya hear? by Henchwenchesforhire reviews
The clowns find themselves in the worst place either could imagine. Joker and Harley are on another cross-country trip with double the wackiness of its predecessor!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Panic Button by pickledegg reviews
The past has a way of catching up to you.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Just a Scratch by F0RBLU3SK13S reviews
"Pinkie promise," he stated, locking their pinkie's together and nodding his head before releasing the child. "Now go and find your bother. I'm sure he's wondering where you are." ACE family fic. Slight Fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Virgin Island by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America realizes he's never had any sexy times with England, but very much wants to. But for some reason, no matter how hard he tries, or how kinky he gets, England bolts! America thinks he just needs to be more creative and even kinkier, but he never even considers that England is actually a virgin. SURPRISE! Cracky USUK, America's POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Thank you, Master by SasuNaruAngel reviews
"What did your Master order you to do?" Alfred loosened the tie around his neck and hung his jacket and tie over the back of a chair. "Stay in here." Arthur gulped, his trembling hands balling into fists. "That's right." Alfred stood in front of Arthur with his arms crossed. "Did you obey my order?" "N-no, Master…" Arthur looked down.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Blunt Invitation by Berry-Lolita reviews
America... The blunt, obnoxious pervert... America x Reader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America - Complete
What Makes Us All Insane by jokerwho reviews
The Joker is bored. What does that mean for the rest of the Arkham inmates? Purely crackfic.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2012 - The Joker - Complete
Scary Fangirls and a Little Pocky by Lone Canadian reviews
What if America and England went to an anime convention as themselves? How would they handle twenty seven fangirls demanding a little too much? UsUk, some language and suggestive themes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Nine Things I Hate About You by Mist Over Water reviews
America and England had always had a complex relationship: full of sex, love and hatred. Although England was happy to keep it this way, America just had to go and propose to ruin this. USUK. Smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,901 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Golden Arches by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America buys a bed shaped like a giant hamburger. And asks England to bang him on it. Oh, and to pick up some McDonald's on the way too. Cracky UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/9/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dare You by Bad.Touch.Trio.Love reviews
What happens when you get three bored men on a saturday morning? Nothing good, especially when these men are the BTT, Bad Touch Trio. What comes out of this? Truth or dare. And How did Germany get sucked into this? Never play truth or dare with the BTT. Shit happens. Rated M for FrancexPrussiaxSpain Threesome. Yummy yaoi. Smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Complete
Harder Than It Seems by book-keeper25 reviews
"Come on, Artie, What's the worst that could happen?" is what America had said. England did NOT think it would lead to this. Rated M for a lot of yaoi, foul language, and MPREG.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,988 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ello Poppet by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
2P!England reflects on the reasons why he killed you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Sexcapades by Unshadowed Heart reviews
America brings home a surprise for England, which starts a pattern of sexy events. Collection of loosely connected oneshots for England and America Unabashed PWP collection, variety of kinks, don't like don't read. Yaoi, many lemons, UKUS RP with PD and I
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,037 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Is That A Threat? by fiorifrost-legallover reviews
Francis wants to see how kinky Arthur can get so the daring Englishman gives him a little taste . . . human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Good Enough To Eat by LadyCaledonia reviews
Deep in the forest, there is a rabbit and a fox. Sometimes your meal is just too good looking to eat though. It's alright to indulge yourself every now and then. Especially if you're meal has a nice butt. AU. fox!Scotland/rabbit!England. Smut, dubcon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Scotland, England/Britain - Complete
A New Family is Born by SlifofinaDragon reviews
Reedit. A Reader-Insert. You get a phone call from Alfred a party his doing. You get and unexpecting welcoming from Francis. How will you tell Alfred and Arthur about Francis? How will you confess your love to either one of them or to both of them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Broken Bones by Vani Jane reviews
2P!Verse - 2P!America somehow finds himself in England's house, looking for 2P!England. But not finding his Brit and remembering that it was the both England's birthdays, he decides to give England a special birthday present.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/23/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Taste in Women by kawaii-panda-sama reviews
An America/Alfred X Reader Insert story. You finally ask Al a question that's been bugging you for years...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2012 - America - Complete
The Virgin Alfred by HaiCaddieGummi reviews
Alfred walks Fem!England Alice home... and things get...hmmm spicy... Keep in mind that both Fem! and Male! hetalia characters live together
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Peace by Franiko reviews
Maddie accidentally sees a quite... peaceful moment between her former mentors. Fem!France/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
8 Carpet by Zsadist Cortel reviews
PWP. USUK America and England celebrate the newly redone carpet in England's livingroom. Rated for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
They Hated Eachother by dapiratezero reviews
2P!Hetalia ahead! 2P!USUK Smut: Arthur Kirkland. He had done something that no other nation could even think of possibly doing. And he was damn proud of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Wise Old Tree by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
France thinks he's alone in the woods, when suddenly a bush behind him giggles. He approaches it cautiously, only to see the most beautiful pair of wide green eyes he's ever seen in his life, peeking out curiously from between the leaves. Chibi!FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/12/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Scarred Tissue by Miss Lady Demon reviews
1P France and 2P England. FRUK. YAOI. I don'y own.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/10/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The English Vice by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Some PWP from the kink meme. America caning England with the extra fun of bondage and figging. I really have no excuse at all for this one
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Zesty Lime and Green Tea by LadyCaledonia reviews
England smells differently, it's a scent that America is now addicted to. And the hero will figure out what the cause of it is! Us x Uk PWP shower smex
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Untitled by Miss Lady Demon reviews
2P USUK. A lemon. A Garden. A Death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Fireman's Arms by woodbyne reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland is a reluctant rockstar with an exhibitionist stage persona. Alfred Jones is a fan who doesn't realise that he just met his idol. Under unlikely circumstances they become more than friends, but will Arthur's lies destroy it all?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,282 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
More by PinkYaoi135 reviews
The Elusive cry of more, isn't easy to obtain, especially with a country as proud as France. FrUK, BDSM DL;DR full warning inside. for VioletRose 1810 ;3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The blooming Friendship by Gazlover12 reviews
There was a time when England was just a baby nation, always bullied by his brothers. That is, until he meets one country who would rather take care of him than hurt him. One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/13/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Happy Birthday, France! by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America and England sneak into France's bed while he's sleeping and try to have sex without waking France up. But don't worry. It's a Tempurpedic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hamburger Time by FMB reviews
Arthur wants Alfred to call his name for once, so he convinces the man to come home from work one night to fulfill this desire. USUK Human names used. smutsmutsmutsmutyaoismut. A little sexting, too. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Why Can't We Not Be Sober by Konata101 reviews
England is drunk. And stuck in a closet with America. A closet full of sex toys and stuffed animals. They also come out of the closet. Shameless PWP, public humiliation, kinky stuff. USUK in that order. GASP!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,033 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Snow and Scones by Squishyy-Mo reviews
ONE SHOT. England has been ignoring France for a couple of days now. France, feeling ignored, decides to come up with a naughty little plan to draw attention from his beloved Angleterre. France POV, boyxboy yaoi FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
My Papa's Waltz by tetsuwrites reviews
There's nothing Matthew loves more than when his papa comes home. *FACE family AU*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Canada, France - Complete
This Isn't My Room! by Silverfern500 reviews
Locked together in a room by Alfred. How much worse could it get for poor Arthur with Francis on the prowl?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/25/2011 - England/Britain, France
Home by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America is secretly really fond of England's stew. England is secretly really fond of THAT. M for oral. deanon from kink meme. Not quite as PWP as it sounds.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just a Chat by Roda Vanille Curtis reviews
Alfred and Arthur are having a little conversation over Facebook, when suddenly... Rated for swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It Only Takes A Minute Boy, To Fall In Love by NeonRoses reviews
Take That fanfiction. Gary Barlow/Mark Owen. The Progress Tour is over and the lads prepare to part ways for a while. Mark recognises bizarre feelings for Gary starting to emerge.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,082 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
On Rainy Days by marinoa reviews
An English boutique, right in the middle of Paris? There was absolutely nothing that would make Francis Bonnefoy to set his foot in such place. Nothing - exept the rain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,925 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/22/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Children, This Is A StrapOn by sebquinn37 reviews
Francis and Antonio decide to become Sex Ed. teachers at the local middle school. Rated for so many things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2011 - France, Spain - Complete
Mine by Nickila Scotcio reviews
"I love you, Arthur, and I will not stop following you until you are mine and only mine." Contains minor violence, lemonyness, and oocness. USUK rapefic, beware, not much of a plot yet. human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Spoiled Children by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Arthur mocks Alfred's fear of people discovering that he bottoms. Alfred challenges him to have a vibrator inside of him for a day to feel what it's like to be close to humiliation. Then he accidentally leaves it on. oops. Gakuen AU USUK smut humiliation
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's a Battlefield by SweetBitterButter reviews
A one-shot AU fanfic. Prussia finally receive England's sweet 'yes' but what would the awesome do if one day. America, England's old suitor and childhood friend, comes in the picture?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2011 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
An American Pastime by OrangePlum reviews
Canada wants to know why America loves baseball so much. England deviously decides to get America to explain to the public if he is a 'pitcher' or a 'catcher.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
No Pill's Gonna Cure My Ill by three-days-late reviews
While he hated and resented it, Arthur Kirkland was going about his life just fine. That is, until he gets attacked by aliens and is saved by the mysterious Doctor. Features Doctor!America and Companion!England
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,509 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
You and I by Carrot The LuvMachine reviews
Francis reflects on his relationship with Arthur over the years. FrUK onesided , USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Because we made it this far by ButterFish reviews
Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Concerned Brother by Vani Jane reviews
Lachlan was killing himself with worry for his brother, Arthur. But Arthur was just having a nice dinner out. The specialty for the night, Alfred F. Jones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Thank Goodness for Digital Cameras by cowbellgalore reviews
France/England: A fight with Francis leaves Arthur so angry he cuts him out of the family photos. Alfred and Matthew find out and go about putting them back together and things are right again. -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
We Saw Papa Tickle Santa Claus! by cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: What a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen Papa tickle Santa Claus last night... Except, Daddy wouldn't be too happy... Papa is an adulterator! -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Misunderstandings of Cannonballic Proportions by cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: Alfred and Matthew hide under the bed and think Francis and Arthur are trying to kill each other... Those aren't groans of pain... -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Important by Kaede-tama reviews
Or, alternatively titled, "Arthur Plays Favorites." In the middle of the night, the Englishman hears someone crying from the bedroom. Featuring the ACE family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
The World You're From by Darkmoonphase reviews
Alfred's sick and his father decides to jump at the chance to get him culturally educated. "You should know what kind of world your mother comes from." FACE family. Humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
FrUk Box by MapleBurgers reviews
France x England/Britain! It's basically the box meme, though in fiction form :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Martini by Childish Sadism reviews
Poor unexpected Alfred, turning 21 and getting his first enjoyable drink from a bartender that would rather look at his ass than his face was not a good surprise. UK/US. Smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Wonderful World of…USUK? by Vinco reviews
Your favorite Disney movies, now with a USUK flavor. Up next: Sleeping Beauty. Ratings will vary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Other Side by ArixaBell reviews
England and France fear they may be losing the spark in their relationship. Then they overhear their neighbors in the hotel room next door... fighting... De-anon from the kink meme. Three-parter of equal parts RusAme and FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Routine by cowbellgalore reviews
France/femEngland: France and England can do fluffy mornings too -whether they know it or not is debatable-. M rated only for implications
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The call by marinoa reviews
How else were you supposed to answer the phone when you had a hangover and the idiot at the other line just refused to get it that they were calling to a wrong number? AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Crackers by Mikoto Jeevas reviews
Francis tries to convince Arthur that blow-jobs are fun. Rated M for manlove. FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Preggers by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Or, alternatively titled, why Alfred should always be prepared with condoms. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Date Him, Please by IlluminatedShadow reviews
If Arthur isn't getting any, neither is Alfred. That's why, for the sake of their love life, its up to him and Matthew to make sure Arthur finds someone and gets some. Enter Francis. Lets hope this works. AU, Alfred/Matthew, Arthur/Francis
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - America, Canada
Happy Couple? by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. France and England are hiding a deep secret.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/20/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Clowning Around by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. England is afraid of clowns. France tries to 'cure' him of this fear.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Untitled by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUkfemFr. Francis thought she was exquisite; refined, well-polished, and extremely nice to look at. He would have found her a decent lay if only her ankle wasn't currently brushing up against Arthur's.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Perfect Present by Iggycat reviews
Arthur has waited 25 days for Christmas. Now Alfred's here. Now he's happy. Now he's in for a surprise. This is the sequel to my story "The Advent Calendar." Again, it's pretty much exploding with USUK fluff, so do enjoy! :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
You can watch but you can't touch until I let you by marinoa reviews
Francis wants wine and Arthur is willing to serve him some. FrUK oneshot, lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Advent Calendar by Iggycat reviews
America decides to give England an advent calendar full of reasons why he loves him. Slowly Arthur counts down the days left until Christmas. Tons and tons of USUK holiday fluff. Happy Holidays!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/26/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
First Impressions by Skadiyoko reviews
Meeting your country for the first time is exciting! Especially when you walk into your office and he's making out with someone on your desk! ...Wait, what? Oneshot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Corruption by Childish Sadism reviews
Arthur is not the nice and proper student that most people believes he is. Alfred knows his secret and is ready to destroy Arthur's reputation for the sake of other students. US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Somewhere Else I Love You by Mizu falls from Kumo reviews
He loved Arthur, he really did. He really liked doing England, he really did. Now, his lover is pulling some prank. Now, his sex slave is being flat out rebellious. Wait,that's not his...! Oh this is going to be fun. For the kink meme on lj. USxUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,356 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hush, Little Alfie by kimmyshhhh reviews
"Hush. Hush, little Alfie," Arthur cooed. He rubbed his cheek on the back of his head affectionately. "What's the matter?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Imagination by me malum reviews
A rountine molestation, or something more? Fem!UK/France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
American Dad by Alenei reviews
AU - A series of one-shots about Arthur Kirkland and his doting and eccentric all-American dad, Alfred F. Jones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2010 - England/Britain, America
America's Nantucket by TheMightyMightyMuffinMan reviews
Iggy's always been curious as to just what the bloody hell it was... And why did America not want him to toutch it? ONE-SHOT BABEH US/UK with a Squint-tastic Franada ending!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Message In The Notes by Crazee Canadia reviews
Arthur starts to get gifts and boxes, with notes on them, that have doodles on the back... FACE family warning, little bit, yaoiness and other stuff, and France actually not being a France!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Someone is Checking You Out! by Car reviews
Stupid frog...England was NOT lonely. And he CERTAINLY didn't need to join a bloody online dating website.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Close Every Door by absolute power reviews
There is a dark side to everyone, and a hero is no exception. A kink meme fill. Contains graphic violence and noncon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,905 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/2/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mortal Kombat by Reigning Rats reviews
America's antics during sex. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
s h o w t i m e by KillerSockz reviews
America wakes up bound to a chair. England dresses up and gives him a show. ABSOLUTELY SMUT-TASTIC, so not for the young'uns. USUK. Revised ffnet version.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cherish by Childish Sadism reviews
I'm the one who matters, I'll be the only one that you remember soon. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you, as long as you're only mine. Sequel of Abhor. US/UK. Yaoi/violence/sadism/torture/among other things. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,228 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
To The Letter by xephwrites reviews
Castiel takes control of all aspects of Dean's life. Part of the Orion verse. Takes place immediatly after "Transgressions, Blasphemy And The Unsaid" WARNINGS: BDSM, D/s, orgasm on command, witheld bathroom usage but not watersports, trust me
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Stealing Kisses by OrangePlum reviews
America admits to England he's done something bad. Attempt at fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/9/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Good, England by O.oYumiChanO.o reviews
There was a side of Italy no one knew, not even his own brother. Sadistic. Violent. Sick. A side that a captive England now was at mercy to. RAPE. YAOI. Don't like, don't read. I'm bad at summaries D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/16/2010 - N. Italy, England/Britain - Complete
The Liar's Heart by Real Cute reviews
England is finally in a relationship – with a human. Things aren’t as great as they appear to be, however, and America thinks there just might be something wrong with this Oliver Walker that England is so enamored with. OC/England, America/England, noncon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,629 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - England/Britain, America
Floored by you by darkheart510 reviews
France is awoken in the middle of the night by his lover and decides to give England a piece of his mind. Yaoi. FrUK family AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Published: 1/25/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Le Morte d'Arthur by RobinRocks reviews
FrUK/USUK. On the languages they share and those that they don't: France at his cruellest, England at his weakest and America kind in his greater strength. Set in both 1066 and 1944. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/23/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
France in a Box by niki uchiha reviews
This is a fill i posted on the Hetalia Kink Meme. the request was for france based on the SNL skit "Dick in a Box". Warning: a lot usage of the work dick and some possible mental scaring
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/11/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Memoirs of an English Busboy by comptine reviews
If Arthur was ever going to write a personal memoir, this is exactly where he would start. With a Frenchman groping him, suffocating between a pair of large Ukrainian breasts and a failing band on the side. FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Dirty Dancing by whitetyger123 reviews
Perhaps it was the chains that were waving from his hips, or perhaps the spiky blond hair, or the fact that he had gorgeous green eyes that France saw when he turned around... "Arthur?" France/England written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture rp ya
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/5/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Yes, Master by whitetyger123 reviews
If you think this is an act, why don't you try to disobey me?" He asked, eyes hard. "Bend over that chair. I will teach you what happens when you talk back." S&M story, England and America. RP with me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - England/Britain, America
Wasn't Me by KagomeMiroku reviews
Gilbert..." said Francis, looking down, dismissing his friend's question. "Arthur caught me."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Not If You Like It by xDemonKit reviews
Because everyone knows that England likes being dominated. -yaoi, lemon scented, RussiaxEngland/IvanxArthur-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Russia, England/Britain - Complete
A Body Worth Guarding by Twinings reviews
Oh, Arkham. What fun we've had within your walls.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn
Distraction by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. France felt his mouth go dry. England was looking back at him, green eyes half-lidded and a growing smirk on his lips as he slowly brought the pen up to his mouth and- Mon Dieu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/19/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Joker and Harley Quinn by AbiNotNormal reviews
Harley has been let down by Joker AGAIN so how does she let herself go:...Buying sexy underwear! But what's this...Joker walks in! XD
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Parking Lot by schoolgirl-cheesesculpture reviews
Just a Prussia/UK PWP in a car. Rated for M for yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
Beautiful by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. England appreciates how beautiful France is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/9/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
To Be A Father by FroggyFran reviews
Being a dad was all England could ever really want, but this is one thing he just can't do. America x England Yaoi LEMON oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,324 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/6/2009 - America, England/Britain
Dreams by Darkfire75 reviews
France/England. England has an erotic dream...which somehow leads to phonesex with France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/23/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
A Day in the Life by Tanya Tsuki reviews
Written for a prompt asking for a fem!France and her family. Arthur accidentally turns his rival into a woman, and when their union results in twins, they have to live together. It's a wonder they haven't killed each other yet. This is a day in the life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Guess the F in Alfred F Jones! by GemmaniGirl reviews
America was surprised that no one could guess what his middle name was. To him, it was so painfully obvious. And yet not one person could figure it out! So it had become a tradition at Meetings for the Nations to guess. But no one ever guessed right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/14/2009 - America - Complete
Phone Call by Alex Snape reviews
Harley, it's very simple. If The Joker calls you, answer the damn phone! Rated M for language and some sexual references. Daddy/girl dynamics: Ain't it great? Emotional and physical abuse. Nolanverse Joker and Harley.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/13/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
JxHQ: By His Hand by princessebee reviews
Harley has suffered a loss and she is trying to conceal it from her beloved Mistah J. No chance.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Snuff by princessebee reviews
An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
JxHQ: Quick Learner by princessebee reviews
Harley wasn't used to not being noticed. Just how DO you seduce a murderous, psychopathic clown, anyway? JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes, some language.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Roadtrip by Henchwenchesforhire reviews
When the going gets tough, the tough get the hell out of town.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,993 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Infamous Secrets by Henchwenchesforhire reviews
What can the inmates at Arkham do when their deepest secrets get revealed to the public?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Harley Quinn - Complete
Donnie Darko: God Loves His Children by Animagess reviews
A full retelling of the original movie, in all its eery glory. Novellasized at 25 chapters and 60 pages for all your Darko needs. Feedback is most appreciated. [COMPLETE!]
Donnie Darko - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,454 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Crime Alley Couture by Henchwenchesforhire reviews
Four drunks have just made the mistake of their lives: calling Harley Quinn a hooker! What will the Joker and his cane have to say about that...? JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
The Dark by Jack E. Peace reviews
(Told in Elizabeth's POV) Elizabeth's thoughts at Donnie's funeral as she tries to understand what happened and remembers the last time she spoke with her brother.
Donnie Darko - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2004
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You Never Can Tell
Charles Xavier is invited to a costume party. All he hears about is the mysterious Erik. Apparently he and Erik are together. The only problem is, Charles has no idea who he is. Cross-over with Pulp Fiction, as Charles and Erik are dressed as the two.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Pulp Fiction - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2016 - [Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto] Raven/Mystique - Complete
WorldMatch reviews
Arthur Kirkland has recently gone through a bad break up. What better way to get him out of his depressed state than to set him up for Online Dating! He soon hits it off with an attractive American doctor, but what happens when he wants to meet up with Arthur? Recently rated M; USUK with friendly FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,978 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [England/Britain, America] France
Arthur's Drunken Desire reviews
Arthur just really wants his chippy tea. Crack!fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2015 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Four Hours reviews
Arthur and Alfred are stuck in an elevator, and it's Alfred's fault. How are they going to spend four hours alone together in an enclosed space? Rated M for language and possible later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 11/19/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Our Little Secret reviews
Arthur Kirkland is nineteen. You're supposed to have fun and be free when you're that age, right? Wrong. Arthur is a patient at Ashcliffe Psychiatric Hospital, a place where fun and freedom is hard to come by. With a corrupt doctor and a harsh past, nothing is easy in Arthur's life... But what happens when his old doctor mysteriously reappears with a plan to save Arthur? Rated M/MA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - England/Britain, America, France
Swiggity Swancake That's My Pancake reviews
A different side of Matthew appears when he eats his sacred pancakes. How will the others deal with this new and sassy Matthew? Crackfic! Contains sassy Canadians and pancakes. Origionally published on Tumblr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
My Wedding Speech reviews
It's the day of Arthur and Francis' wedding, and Francis has a special speech prepared. Based on Tom Fletcher's wedding speech. Basically fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Because I love you, silly reviews
Arthur asks Francis a question completely out of the blue. A quick one-shot I wrote for Katie on Tumblr. c:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/18/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Take Me Home reviews
They say that when you die, your whole life flashes before your eyes. Arthur Kirkland is no exception. The only thing is... Does he regret any of the choices he's made in life? -ON HIATUS-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - England/Britain
Another Love reviews
Arthur's having a bit of trouble with Francis. He loves him, but he loves someone else, too... One shot, based on the song 'Another Love' by Tom Odell. FrUk/UsUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Lost Love reviews
'Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland had been dating for a while now. He couldn't remember how long it'd been, it felt like forever. All he knew was that it'd been around twelve months. Twelve months of perfection.' USUK. Hinted FrUk and AmeRus. Title change - again!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
