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Joined 06-30-09, id: 1990142, Profile Updated: 12-28-09
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Anatomy of xDemonKit

"Vay Anam Vay" - By Tarkan

Date of Last Update: 12.28.09

"Futurism" - By Muse

Name: Kat or Kitty, you decide
Age: Less than a month from 16
Birthday: Janurary 20th
Location: USA (flails I wanna be in Germany... or Russia!)

"Plug In Baby" - By Muse

Favorites:
-Color;; black mixed with any other color (besides pink)
-Animal;; Wolves
-Quote;; "Sing in the wind, dance in the rain, cry when it hurts, and live like no one is watching"
-Person;; Kiamii!! My bestest buddy in the world! http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1814219/Xx_Kiamii_xX
-Band;; Muse
-Brand Of Tape;; Scotch
-Book;; The Sight
-Movie;; Van Helsing
-TV Show;; Criminal Minds
-Anime/manga;; Axis Powers Hetalia

"Accidentally in Love" - By Counting Crows

Inspiring:
-Person;; my bestest friend, Kiamii
-Book;; Aesop's Fables
-Quote;; "me and my friends are the kind of people who will spend all day trying to drown a goldfish"
-Music;; all kinds (except pop and country, no offense)

"Muscle Museum" - By Muse

Pairings:
Because I Said So Damnit/Canon/Because No One Else Will/For Shits and Giggles

The Sight;; PallaXHuttser, KhazXKipcha, KhazXHuttser, SkopXHuttser, FellXKar, LarkaXKar, BranXLarka, BranXHuttser, MorgraXHuttser, MorgraXSlavka, SlavkaXSkop, TsarrXSlavka, TsarrXLarka, SkartXKraar
((Others coming soon))

"Coming Undone" - By KoRn

Personality;; Well, for one, I'm a total spazz. My brain is messed up, it's genetic! I have a good disposition about the world around me, but I am more aware of other's feelings than my own. I absolutely hate to see my friends in pain, and I always try to cheer them up. The way I act seems like flirting to a lot of people, gaining me some pretty nasty enemies and the title of Slut. I have no problem with what other people think, I just have to admit, I hug all of my friends and over half of my friends are guys. So I'm sorry if it seems like I like to fool around. This is also not true... I'm a virgin and I don't care who knows it. I like comedy over tragedy; trying to keep myself happy because my life and other's lives are so suckish around me. I can count on my friends and they can count on me.

"Sunburn" - By Muse

Completed Stories;;
-Scars.
He thought that each and every flaw was in essence, perfect. xx It's a drabbled from back in my narutard days... but it sounded really nice
-The Holiday Gift
Why, oh why was he given that of all presents in the world! Someone was doing that on purpose! Sometimes life is just so frustrating when you're Gilbert.
-Above
"Are you happy?" The land was a promise, and these touches were just to forge that promise in steel.
-Not If You Like It
Because everyone knows that England likes being dominated.

"Evil Angel" - By Breaking Benjamen

Works in Progress;;
-This is the End of Everything
It’s the end of everything normal. We’ve got Prussia singing Christmas carols, America leaping over logs, England’s running around in glitter, and Germany can’t be found. Don’t worry… something has to go right, right?

"Mad World" - By Gary Jules

Collection Fics;;
-Just Keep it Going Baby
One shots of nearly every couple possible. You name it, I write it. -M for some chapters-

"All to Myself" - By Marianas Trench

Upcoming Stories;;
-The Fem!Project
What if one day you woke up to find yourself the opposite gender? And what does this have to do with allergy season? -M for yaoi/yuri/het-
-Just One Shot at Love
It takes all we have to get where we want. But what do we sacrifice in the end? Our sanity? Our soul? Our heart? Our beings? Requests open -M for some chapters-
-The Box
What is this thing? Why are we all trapped in what seems to be a giant glass box? I can hear giggling. Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me? -M for everything cracktastic you can think of-

"Lullaby" - By Hypnogaja

Fanfics I Think You Should Read;;
- All of Kia's (link above)
- more soon...

"Dark Shines" - By Muse

Books I Think You Should Read;;
-The Sight, Fell : by David Clement-Davies
-Crank, Burned, Impulse, Glass, Identical, Tricks : by Ellen Hopkins
- more soon...

"Discipline" - By Nine Inch Nails

About moi... turned rant;;
Well, I am a American-Texan girl, born and raised... against my will. A lot of people in my school are prejudice against everything and are rednecks. I don't even talk with an accent! My relatives always ask where I'm from because I don't talk with one! And... I'm 15 percent gay! I love guys; dudes all the way! But if they want to bring in another girl for fun, sure, whatever, but she's gone after this. Or if a really hott girl shows an interest in me, I'm gonna jump right on that. xD I have recently discovered my roots and it turns out that I'm from Egypt, Spain, Russia, Austria, Hungary, Germany, Poland, and Ireland. Most of that is because my ancestors from my mom's side of the family were Jewish in religion and were either forced to convert or kicked out of the country time and time again. No, I'm not Jewish. I respect it. It's not a fucking nationality or an ethnicity, it's a godamn religion that I don't suscribe to. And I don't appriciate the heartless bastards in my city using it as an insult and calling me a kyke all over the place. I'm about to fucking smash their faces in! -breathes in, breathes out- Okay, now that that's out, I'm good. If you would like to argue about any point above, please, don't be afraid to message me, I'm willing to explain it further. Anyways, I don't really have a religion. I believe in the Greek gods, the Egyptian gods, the Roman gods, and the Norse gods. But I'm mainly Norse and love my Viking and Barbarian ancestors with all my heart. I'm currently pissed at the biased Texan history books. They say that the Norse willingly gave into Christianity (which I have nothing against), but that is not true! They cut down our fucking sacred tree and built a godamn church on it. That just pisses me of- they willingly gave in my ass! -breathes- I need to stop that xD
If you've got any more questions about myself or anything I've said, just message me, I always reply. o.-

"Tear You Apart" - By She Wants Revenge

My Links;;
- Deviant Art;; http:///

"When You're Evil" - By Voltaire

Current Events With Me;;
-11/14/2009 - I'm talking right now with Kiamii (link is above). We're thinking of two separate stories about the kids of two totally different shows/movies and then smashing them together in a collaborative third fanfic. I don't know if we will, but it may happen =3

"You May Be Right" - By Billy Joel

Quotes;;
"I'm cuddly bitch, deal with it!" - Me to my friend... it was winter and we were locked in without coats xD Snuggle time!
"The only reason I'd kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor." - My friend
"Guys are like the subway. You miss one and another comes along in five minutes. Unless it's the end of the night, then you'll get on anything." - Lily from the show 'How I Met You Mother'
"She is just my type, naked." - One of my friends. I don't remember who though xD
"You only wish I was still sexually harassing you." - Me to my friend
"He brought a nun. Sometimes you gotta take one for the team." - Sean's Dad on the show 'Psych'
"You realy scared me. Some one dial 9 1 and then wait for me to tell you to dial the last 1." - Tony from the show 'NCIS'
"I tried being normal once. Worst five minutes of my life." - Unknown
"I've heard that you're evil. Terribly, terribly evil. Anit-nice." - Unknown
"It's all fun and games until someone ends up tied to a bedpost." - Unknown
"Silence is golden, and ductape may be silver, but hancuffs are metal and gags are fabric" - Me to my friends

"I Can't Decide" - By Scissor Sisters

And that's all there really is to me... thanks for reading my profile. Leave a comment, talk to me, whatever. Now onto reaidng my stories... Review- you must. Lol, I sound like Yoda XD

"Uprising" - By Muse

Misc;;

-For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I must be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe gay people should go to Hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm punk, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have STRAIGHT As, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi, love beer and sauerkraut, and wear a lederhose/dirndl.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm PUNK, so I MUST wear only black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I must worship the DEVIL.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an ALBINO.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST just do it to fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS & SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a dick.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cybersex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I'm a LONER so I must be trying to look deep.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be a sissy.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRS, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I don't need ROMANCE to feel like my life is worth living; I MUST have something wrong with me
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a GIRL and I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm PRO-CHOICE so I MUST hate babies.
I’m NORSE so I MUST be a Viking and love killing people.
I’m EGYPTIAN so I MUST love mummies.
I’m GREEK so I MUST be lazy as anything.
I’m a HEATHEN so I WILL go to hell.
I’m AUSTRIAN so I MUST talk like Arnold S.
I’m a HEATHEN so I MUST dance naked in the woods.

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Blame it on the Alcohol by RedEyedGirl100 reviews
Alfred has a drunk gay British angel fall on his mailbox the day before Halloween. Not only dose the angel have the hots for him but he was kicked out of Heaven for a pretty strange reason... USxUK PrussiaxCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,744 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/29/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Nose Milk by Sharmander reviews
Roxas Anderson is the head of the school while Axel Martinez is a huge freak with a troubled past. If that's the case then how come Roxas is telling Axel to be his boyfriend? Something isn't right, and it's not just the milk dripping out of Axel's nose.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,142 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Fall of a Hero by whitetyger123 reviews
Post Cold War: What would have happened to America and the world if Russia won. Rated M for hardcore yaoi, BDSM, language, violence, gore and historical inaccuracy Role play by whitetyger123 and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 127,940 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Summer Boy by A Pin Drop reviews
Roxas is a trouble maker. Sure his behavior will spiral out of control he is sent to live with his father, who owns a motel in Sedona, Arizona population 6, 517. It's sure to be one fine hell of a summer. Axel/Roxas Officially M
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,715 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Duties of an Austrian Maid by Hazel-Beka reviews
Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,038 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - [Austria, Prussia] - Complete
On The Bound by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
Simple Enough by lyart reviews
They're like a married couple. Except not married–Matthew stands by that, damn it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,944 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
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Love Game reviews
How could they keep fighting like this? Didn't they love her at all? - pairing and warnings inside -
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Taiwan, Japan - Complete
Just Keep it Going Baby reviews
One shots of nearly every couple possible. You name it, I write it. -M for some chapters- REQUESTS CLOSED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,799 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Not If You Like It reviews
Because everyone knows that England likes being dominated. -yaoi, lemon scented, RussiaxEngland/IvanxArthur-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Russia, England/Britain - Complete
The Holiday Gift reviews
Why, oh why was he given that of all presents in the world! Someone was doing that on purpose! Sometimes life is just so frustrating when you're Gilbert. -yaoi, lemon, PrussiaxCanada/GilbertxMatthew, PWP-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
This is the End of Everything reviews
It’s the end of everything normal. We’ve got Prussia singing Christmas carols, America leaping over logs, England’s running around in glitter, and Germany can’t be found. Don’t worry… something has to go right, right? -M for later chapters - yaoi & het-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,601 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009
Scars reviews
He thought that each and every flaw was in essence, perfect. SasuNaruSasu, you decide. A short drabble. M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete