Hey!!!!!!!! FatesBestFriend24 here!!!!!!!!!!!! I am sooo freakin' excited to have one of these! I can't wait to make storys! I'll also have an avatar by tomorrow! Oh, and here's some stuff you don't need to know about me but I feel like sharing:

Name: None of your business! But you can call my Tsukiko, I like that name!

Age: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!! XD Nah, I'm just screwin' with you. But you don't need to know my age.

Gender: Female and if you say otherwise, I'll digitaly punch you.

Obsessions: Anime(no shit) drawing, reading, video games, ect.

Hates with a burning passion: Girly things, Twilight, flamers,

Relationship: I'm mentally dating Germany. Does that count?

Character I'm most like: Hmmmmmm. Probably a combination of Bulma and Akane. Bulma, because I'm smart and not afraid to speak my mind. Akane, because I have my strong side and I'm not afraid to hit a person if I have to.

Fave manga: Tsubasa chronicles, Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2, Vampire Knight, Tsubasa: those with wings, captive hearts, fruits basket, Rin-ne, Fullmetal Alchemist, Invader Zim(I'm gonna assume it counts as anime), Hetalia, and Dragon Ball Z!

Manga I can't stand: Strawberry panic

Fave manga charecters: Inuyasha, Ranma, Ryoga, Fai, Zero, Ikuto, Kyo, Toruh, Sango, Kagome, Vegeta, Goku, Bulma, Jeice, Trunks, Goten, Pan, Bra, Ed, Roy, Al, Zim, Dib, Germany, Italy, Japan, America, Britain, Prussia, China, Russia

manga charecters that I hate so much, they could die in a hole and I wouldn't care: Kodachi, Cologne, Shampoo, Rui, Yaya, Akito, Yuuki, Ruka, Kikyo, Chi-Chi, Yamcha

Fave couples: Inuyasha/Kagome, Ranma/Akane, Ranma/Ukyo, Ikuto/Amu, Kyo/Toruh, Rokudo/Sakura(Rin-ne) Zero/Kaname, Goku/Bulma, Vegeta/Bulma, Roy/Ed, Trunks/Pan, Goten/Bra, Germany/Italy, America/Britain

Least fave couples: Inuyasha/Kikyo(this one just makes me sick), Ranma/Kodachi, Ranma/Shampoo, Ryoga/Akane, Ikuto/Utau(NO WAY IN HELL), Kaname/Yuuki, Zero/Yuuki, Kaname/Ruka, Megumi/Rei, Vegeta/Chi-Chi(Aw, HELLS NO!), Goku/Chi-Chi, Ed/Rose, Zim/Dib(EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW! *washs mouth out after speaking of that disgusting couple*)

Invader Zim couples I love:

ZaGr- I don't know why, I just...really like it. I think those two go well together.

ZaAr- A couple a friend of mine created. ZimXAve

DaAr- This is a couple of mine, Dak and Ara. I think those two are made for each other.

DaAr- Dib and Ara. I don't like it as much as DakXAra, but it's still pretty cool.

Couples I hate:

ZaDr-Oh god, I HATE this one! Hate it!

DaGr- This one's just disgusting.

ZaAr- ZimXAra. Those two just aren't made for each other. *shakes head sadly*

Quotes:

"Feh. If you took all the sleaze out of Miroku, what's left?" -Inuyasha

"Ah, the spoils of gropping!" -Miroku, Inuyasha abriged

"Wake up stupid, we've got a play to finish!" -Ranma

"I WILL DRINK THIS COFFEE!" -Tamaki

"I am a normal human worm baby!" -Zim

"His voice...It fills me with such rage!" -Gaz

"That didn't destroy all of mankind...You lied to me, dad!" -Gaz

"First immortality, then the bitches." -Vegeta, TFS parody

"Oh no, I'd still totally be evil. If this situation were reversed, you'd be dead, and I'd be laughing." -Vegeta, TFS abriged

"KILL IT WITH FIRE!" -Bulma, TFS abriged

"F*ck the stream!" -Gohan, TFS abriged

"We're going to...F*CK YOUR FACE!" -Namekian, TFS abriged

"Bitch, I ain't goin' nowhere." -Mr. Popo, TFS abriged

"GOD DAMMIT, NAPPA!" -Vegeta, TFS abriged

"Alright maggots, listen up! Popo's about to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, and Popo." -Mr. Popo, TFS abriged

"Good ol' god dammit Nappa!" Krillen, TFS abriged

"Enjoy the climb back up, BITCH!" -Mr. Popo, TFS abriged.

"No! No, I am NOT slower, than FUCKING GULDO!"-Burter, TFS abriged

"But it looks like it didn't do jackshit!" -Jeice, TFS abriged.

"Well, I hope you liked being on top Vegeta. Because I'm about to put you back on the bottom, where you belong." -Zarbon, TFS abriged.

"And then I threw a dog treat at him. True story." -Vegeta, TFS abriged.

Gohan: I feel a dark presence on that ship...

Chi-Chi: *runs out* WHERE'S MY BABY?!

How Bulma and Yamcha REALLY broke up:

Yamcha: Hey, Bulma! It's me, Yamcha!

Bulma: Oh, hey. Hold on a moment, my ex is calling.

Yamcha: Hey girl, it's good to- wait, ex? What's that about?

Bulma: Yeah, I'm breaking up with you.

Yamcha: WHAT? But why?!

Bulma: You haven't called me in months!

Yamcha: I have been DEAD!

Bulma: Oh, well that's not stopping you NOW, is it?

Yamcha: Do NOT do this right now!

Bulma: Oh hey, you wanna know where this is ending? Hey Vegeta, wanna come live with me?

Vegeta: Only if it's got a pool.

Yamcha: HE'S THE REASON I'M DEAD!

Bulma: Well then, I guess he's just more of a man then you, isn't he?

And thus, our questions are answered. XD

Dib: What about his horrible green head?! How do you explain THAT, Zim?!

Zim: Insolent fool boy! It's a skin condition!

Dib: You don't have any ears! Is that part of your skin condition, Zim? No ears?

Zim: *sniffle* Yes.

Zim: Well, that's stupid!

Dib: REALLY stupid.

Zim: You dare agree with me?! Prepare to meet your horrible doom!

Zim: I like being human. And wearing pants.

Kid: See, Dib?! He likes wearing pants! Aliens don't like wearing pants, Dib!

Nagan: It is demeaning for the officer of Naga to be dubbed...'Noogums'.

Zim: Then what should I call you?

Nagan: SNOOKIE!

ZIM EATS WAFFLES EPISODE QUOTES!!!!!!

Dib: Say, would you mind putting this spy camera inside Zim's house so I can spy on his evil and stuff?

Gir: Okedokie!

Dib: I should have tried that a long time ago.

XD

Zim: Hey, looks like they plan on making artifical beavers.

Dib: HE'S AFTER OUR BEAVER TECHNOLOGY!

XD

Zim: Hey, these aren't bad. What's in 'em?

Gir: There's waffle in 'em!

Zim: YOU'RE LYING!

XD

Zim: And how is the happiness prob in your brain doing today?

Nick: It's great! I never want to leave this magical place! I'm so happy! EYAGH!

Zim: Excelllllllllent. Want some waffles?

Dib: Zim's making him eat waffles! That poor kid.

XD

FBI: Hey, you're Dib, aren't you? Did you ever get that ninja ghost out of your toilet?

Dib: Yes! No thanks to you!

XD

Zim: Gir, your waffles have made me SICK. FETCH ME THE BUCKET!

XD

Thats about all I can think of... Oh well. Even though my profile is boring, I'll have plenty of weekly polls! Now I think I'm gonna read some manga...

I can;t wait till I can write a story!!!!!!!!!! My first story is going to be about Tsubasa Chronicles. A word of warning: if you haven't read all of the books in the Tsubasa series, I suggest you don't read the story(untill you finish all the books anyway). What is it about? Well, its basicly the same story we have all grown to love, but with a new charecter! And we all know know what the means: new scenes, new attacks, and new fun! This is the name of the first chapter: ENTER AKANE, THE GIRL LIKE A SUMMER BREEZE! How does it sound? If you like it, tell me! If you don't, keep your thoughts to yourself!

I am soooooo board! Sigh... I guess I'll just read some fanfiction... zzzzzzzz I'm still board!!! Craaaaaaaap! What to do?! Well, i could watch some Ranma 1/2 anime...No! I've watched all those episodes already! Then what to watch? Thinking... I KNOW! I'll watch Inuyasha! After, he is my profile pic (well, he will be), so it only makes sense! Hey, if your still reading this, then please take my poll! Pleeeeeeease! Oh, and one more random thing before I go: to all you morons who think Zero's hair is white, IT IS SILVER!!!!!!!! Ok, that's it. See ya!

UUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I am soooooo tired!!!!!!!!!!!!! I spent all day writing!!!!!!! I have a serious hand cramp!!!!!!!!! And yes, I know it's sad that I don't have any stories yet, but I'm having technical difficultys(sorry!). Hey, did u like my profile pic? I'm sure bloodangel22 would call it 'smexy.' 'Course, I would too... Sorry, I know I'm not very intresting... Anyway, see ya!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just published my story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's for all Tsubasa Chronicle fans, so read it if u like Tsubasa chronicles!!!!!!! I CAN"T CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, i'm just really excited. Of course, u probably guessed that already. Also, I added a new manga 2 my fave manga thing. Check it out if u want. See ya!

THESE ARE SIGNS THAT SHOW YOU READ OR WATCH TOO MUCH ANIME/MANGA:

1.) When someone says something confusing, you say Eh?

2.) When someone says something funny, you say Kya!

3.) You have memorised the begining and ending theme song of all your favorite animes in japanese.

4.) You burst into tears of joy when you find out the next volume of a manga series your reading comes out.

5.) For halloween, your going as an anime charecter and you copied their outfit perfectly.

6.) You get pissed when someone pronounces a manga charecters name wrong.

7.) You shriek and laugh like a maniac when you reach the bookstore's manga section.

8.) Your eyes are constantly glued to the computer screen reading manga and watching anime.

9.) Your friends are used to your constant raving about manga and/or anime.

10.) You copyed all the martial arts moves that your fave manga/anime character can do.

11.) You fill 24 pages of notebook paper with description words for your favorite manga/anime character.

12.) At least six of the signs apply to you.

lol. I made this list myself. Do u like it? I do, because a lot of the stuff on the list relate to me. ;)

LOL! I just watched a video on youtube called 'Shugo Chara Randomness.' Even if u don't read shugo chara, it's still outrageously lol!

UGH! I'm suffering from freakin' writer's block! I've been thinking up ideas for my fanfiction storys ALL DAY! Man, writer's block sucks... OMG! I just got an idea! Sorry, can't type anymore, I have to find a pencil and start writing! See ya!

Hey! If your reading my Inuyasha story, don't expect the second chapter for a while now. I'm going to focus on the Tsubasa story, but once I've finished it, I'll work on my Inuyasha story. Just so you know. By the way, I just finished chapter three of Tsubasa, so please read it! :D

I've been reading the Naruto series. It's really good, but I can't find vol. 52! CRAP!!!!!! I have been looking everywhere! Does anyone know which library I can find it at?!

Hey! I just made the first chapter of the demon's mission longer, so it has more detail now. Please read it!

Does anyone even take my poll?

Sorry its taking to long for the next chapter, but I'm still trying to find the thirteenth vol. of tsubasa. Once I find it, the next chapter should be published in no time! Once again, sorrrrrrrrrrry! ;)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucille

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you

Sorry to all people who read this, but I read it on another profile and that stuff freaks me out. Sorry I'm so weak spinned. ;)

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost

I've decided to do an update thing where I list the update progress for my storyies: (Got the idea from the dbzqueens.)

The girl like a summer breeze: Planning.

Dragon Heart: WRITING...though not sure I'll finish...

Crimson snow: Writing!

Of Broken Hearts and Golden Hair: TYPING!

Update news for 3/7/12: Chapter three of Of Broken Hearts and Golden Hair is posted.

I did it! I FINALLY updated the next chapter for the girl like a summer breeze! Am I excited? HELL YEAH!

Getting ready to update the girl like a summer breeze. Next chapter should be up soon! :)

Just updated! The eighth chapter of The Girl Like A Summer Breeze is now up! Please read it!

Just posted a new story! It's called Cursing The Name Of Love And The Grease Monkey. Please read it!

Planning to post a story called My Jealous Idiot for Inuyasha. Summery: Jealousy is a pretty relevent thing when it comes to Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sesshomaru. But Kagome, Sango, and Rin love them anyway. Contains all the usual pairings.

Dragon Ball Pact:

"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"

Found that on another persons profile and I couldn't resist! *puts hand behind head* Heh heh...

95 percentage of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout "Jump assholes!" (same goes for Miley Cyrus)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed.

Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

If silence is golden, is talking silver?

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible, it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

You know when you love to write fan-fiction when:

1. You get up at unholy hours to type chapters and post them.

2. You can't sleep well knowing you don't have a chapter finished

3. You spend every free hour you have writing chapters for your story. (Or writing a new one)

4. You bargain with your computer to work when it decides to be stubborn in the middle of a chapter

5. Your best friends are people you've never met and have met over PM's and reviews

6. Your favorite past time is reading new writers fic's and putting up with there persistent questions and comments

7. You feel as if you never sleep

8. You have notebooks filled with stories and notes for your fic's

9. You always have a notebook with you so whenever a idea hits you can write it down

10. You have over 10 stories written within your first 3 months of writing

11. All you ever talk about with your non-over the internet friends is fan fiction and your friends on the site

12. Your mother or father tries to burn your fic's so that you can try to return to the normal world (It's been tried by a friends parent. It failed but it was tried. She has still never forgiven her mother.)

13. You post everything you find on other peoples profile that says: Post This

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I've been an idiot Woman: You finally noticed?

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. (HELLS YEAH!!!!!!!!)

If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile. (ZERO AND VEGETA, BITCHES XD)

To protect the world from devastation,

To unite all people within our nations,

To denounce the evils of truth and love,

To extend our reach to the stars above,

Jesse!

James!

Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light,

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meowth, that's right!

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you know this motto by heart.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of I! nsanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Whee, insanity is FUN!

You know your a Fangirl/boy if:

You know your fav scenes by heart

You made your own nicknames for the characters

You made tributes for you fav characters

You have them say the Disclaimer for you fanfic

You have the episodes on your ipod (or any device similar)

You have the abridged songs on your ipod

You sing the abridged songs over the actual songs

You ever thought about cosplaying

You ever made a fanfic

You have various pics of your fav characters on your laptop/ipod/thingy

You see your fav characters around you in everyday life

You see them as the angel and devil on your shoulders

You think "What would (insert character name here) do in this situation?"

You realize how similar your life is to your fav (or not fav) characters (you know the one)

You found yourself nodding to this

Now your smiling XD

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

My Favorite Insults (use at your own risk)

Everyone is intitled to being stupid, but you just abuse the prviledge.

I would say "screw you" but I think to many people already have.

I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't.

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we?

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Your a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.

You just won't leave me alone, will you? You know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

God made me beautiful,

What happened to you?

List 5 reasons why I shouldn't talk to you. And then read them over and over.

If stupidity was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT won’t make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL won’t make you COOL.

So why bother?

If you are insane (i totally am), and enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

if you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not,copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college.the other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to.If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile(I'm looking at YOU, SleeplessWonder!)

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.

1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

u have 13 minutes

Yo

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You say vampires, I say SAIYANS!

You say Stephanie Meyer, I say AKIRA TORIYAMA!

You say Bella and Edward, I say VEGETA AND BULMA!

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM GETA!

You say Bella, I say BULMA!

You say Jacob, I say KAKAROT!

You say Forks, I say THE UNIVERSE!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!

DBZ PWNZ!

Come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)

I went to the dark side. Yeah, they lied about the cookies

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya,Black Demon Cat, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, SilverWolfAshes, soulstealer55, AngelofFluffiness, All-American Anteater, Final Fantasy1820, lunar2eternalbluecomplete, FatesBestFriend24

The difference between normal fans and Team Four Star parody fans:

Normal fans: see a muffin and think, "yum!"

TFS fans: see a muffin and think, "muffin button!"

Normal fans: Hear the batman theme song and don't really think about it.

TFS fans: Hear the batman theme and sing, "nanananananna dendeeeee!"

Normal fans: Believe in the existance of aliens.

TFS fans: Believe in the existance of albino Namekians.

Normal fans: Hear about the super saiyan and think, "wow!"

TFS fans: Hear about the super saiyans and think, "haven't we heard this one before?"

Normal fans: See Vegeta steal Freeza's Dragon balls and don't react.

TFS fans: See Vegeta steal Freeza's Dragon balls and sing, "i've got a lovely bunch of dragon balls, dodaledodo, here they are all sitting in a bunch, dododo, one star, two star, all as big as my head! Give em a toss, a planet across, that's how Vegeta wins, buh bye!"

Normal fans: See someone get hit and shudder in horror.

TFS fans: See someone get hit and yell, "DOOOOOOOOODGE!"

Normal fans: When chased, hide.

TFS fans: When chased, yell, "QUACK!"

Normal fans: See something gay and sweat drop.

TFS fans: See something gay and think, "It sure is Zarbon in here."

Normal fans: Call Dende and Nail by their names.

TFS fans: Call Dende and Nail big green and little green.

Normal fans: Curse when the internet stops working in the middle of a video.

TFS fans: Say, "See? This is why we need tvvvvvvvvv!"

Normal fans: Call for help.

TFS fans: Yell, "NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!"

Normal fans: Shriek when they fall in cold water.

TFS fans: Yell, "F*ck the stream!"

Normal fans: Apologize for pushing their friend off a ladder.

TFS fans: Yell, "have a nice climb back up, BITCH!"

Normal fans: Yell at their brother/sister when he/she defies them.

TFS fans: Remend their brother/sister of the pecking order.

Normal fans: Watch fighting silently.

TFS fans: Add commentary. When their friend asks what their doing, say, "I'm doing commentary, mate!"

Normal fans: Go to the beach on vacation.

TFS fans: Go straight to australia.

Normal fans: Yell when their scared.

TFS fans: Scream, "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

Normal fans: Go to someones house and say, "Hey!"

TFS fans: Go to someones house and say in a creepy voice, "We're heeeeeeeeeeeere. Mates."

Normal fans: Think Twilight(Eww) will rule the world.

TFS fans: Know for a fact that TFS will rule the world.

Normal fans: Read this and have a WTF?! face.

TFS fans: Read this, grin, and repost it on their profile. XD

Writing satisfies my desire to play God

It's a little-known fact that the word "Math" is actually an acronym.

Mental

Abuse

To

Humans

So is "School"

Seven

Crappy

Hours

Of

Our

Lives

Along with "Finals"

Fuck

I

Never

Actually

Learned

Shit

You say vampire movies? I'm gonna reply 'Dragon Ball Z'.

You say your dream guy's Jacob Black? Mine's Vegeta Oji.

You say Edward Cullen? I say Edward Elric FTW!!!!!

You say Stephenie Meyer? I scream Hiromu Arukawa!

You wanna sprout fangs? I'm hoping for a tail.

You say Twilight? I say "What the... dude. There's this invention called anime."

If you're sick of people obsessing over Twilight, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name. (And a comment as well, if ya wish.) FatesBestFriend24

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You say Twilight. I say Harry Potter.

You say Vampires. I say Wizards.

You say Renesmee, the Half-Blood vampire. I say Professor Severus Snape, the Half-Blood Prince.

You say Jacob Black. I say Sirius Black.

You say Team Edward. I say Team Weasley.

You say Edward Cullen. I say Cedric Diggory.

You say Bella & Edward. I say Ron & Hermione.

You say Bella. I say Bellatrix.

You say the Volturis. I say the Malfoys.

You say Stephenie Meyer, the joker. I say J. K. Rowling, the Queen.

You say shapeshifters who change when they're pissed. I say werewolves who contort in the moonlight.

You say romance. I say adventure.

You say emo girl who can't fight her own battles. I say feisty ginger who packs a mean punch.

You say Washington. I say Scotland.

You say American. I say British.

You say divorce. I say death by evil leader.

You say Victoria. I say Voldemort.

You say 'Oh my gosh their making the final part into 2 movies'. I say 'Yeah, they're copying a series they can never live up to'.

You say 7 amazing years worth of emo girls and I-had-spicy-tuna vampires. I say 14 PHENOMENAL years worth of suspense, adventure, drama AND humor.

You're in a phase that will blow over in a year or two. I'm in an era that will never not see the light(:

Because Twilight is just a phase...Harry Potter is a way of life

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair,

but darkens our skin

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when

they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,

why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class sky clad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip off it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( That's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off of those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And.. .I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren’t two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Vegeta. Veggie-Kun. Little Veggie. Sexy Veggie. Geta. If your a Vegeta fan girl that would take the time to think about the many nicknames of Vegeta, copy and post this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, A'isha Ishtar, Kimu Taiyo, jisko2ijsko, FatesBestFriend24

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that it would be fun to be an anime charecter, copy this into your profile.

The Naruto alphabet! :D Just for fun

A - Akatsuki, the bad-ass criminals of Naruto

B - Byakugan, the Hyuuga kekkai genkai

C - Chakra, where would we be without it?

D - Deidara, the amazing pyromaniac obsessed with explosions

E - Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, when regular Mangekyou Sharingan just doesn't cut it

F - Fireball no Jutsu, when you've got an angry Uchiha on your hands

G - Gai, the sensei obsessed with youth

H - Hidan, everyone's favorite religious masochist

I - Itachi, one bad Uchiha

J - Jashin, when Kami isn't good enough

K - Kisame, the shark swordsman with a sense of humor

L - Lee, the loyal, bushy browed athletic freak

M - Madara, the one with the power of a god

N - Neji, the one who believes in destiny

O - Orochimaru, snake and man combined into one

P - Pein, the overly pierced leader of the Akatsuki

Q - Quicksand in the style of a waterfall, Gaara's got you beat

R - Rinnegan, Pein's ultimate weapon

S - Sasori, the red headed puppeteer

T - Tobi, the evil genius plotting to take over the world with his Moon's Eye plan

U - Uchiha, the clan of the Sharingan

V - Valley of the End, where many important fights have happened

W - Water style, when you've got some fire to deal with

X - Xtra limbs, Sakon and Ukon have got this covered.

Y - Yamato, the one with the scary face

Z - Zetsu, everyone's favorite bipolar plant

Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

OH MY FUCKING GOD! I JUST READ THIS AMAZINGLY SEXY STORY! IT'S A BULMA/GOKU ONE CALLED SINISTER CARESS. IT'S AMAZINGLY HOT AND SEXY IN EVERY WAY! *gets a huge motherfucking nosebleed*

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland green?

Wheres theres a will, I want to be in it.

When I was a kid we had a quicksand box. I was an only child- eventually.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.

Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.

Ive stopped listening, why havent you stopped talking?

Im terrified of dying in a plane crash. Id hate the thought that peanuts would be my last meal.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

ERROR: Keyboard not found! Press any key to continue.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

According to a recent survey, 3/4 of people makes up 75 of the population.

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.

We're not lost. We're locationally challenged. (Ry-Ry-Chan! Aka, Ryoga)

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile. (I'm lookin' right at you, Akari! You too, Kagome!)

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven,Werewolf5, Yuul, Jessica01, Zydeko, Bulma3678, FatesBestFriend24

If you think that Vegeta and Bulma are a match made in heaven repost this to your profile

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

-When life gives you lemons, demand a refund.

- We had gay burgalurs the other night, they broke in and rearranged the furniture.

- My computer once beat me in chess. . . . .but it was no match for me in kick-boxing.

- Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

-Cheese will rule do not deny the truth.

-Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong.

-Every night they begin the news with "Good afternoon" and then they proceed to tell you why it isn't.

-EACH girl has that one boy that she will always have feelings for.

-I remember when my best friend was a shy and quiet one... I've created a monster!!

-"Hey Hitler, I think you lost something!" "Really, what?" "World war 2, HAHAHA"

-Whenever I see a clownfish I automatically think, 'OMG! IT"S NEMO!'

-Dear algebra, stop making me find your X, SHE'S NOT COMING BACK!!

-BF: best friend or boyfriend, I want to find someone who can be both.

-BS: Best Sandwhich. What did you think I meant?

I am not that girl,

The one that is super popular.

The one that is rich.

The one obsessed with Twilight.

The one that will lie to get her way.

The one that doesn't care about your feelings.

The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.

The one that has a new boyfriend every week.

The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.

The one that would cry over a boy.

The one that loves Justin Bieber.

The one that will give up because she broke a nail.

The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.

The one who reads and writes to escape.

The one who just wants to help.

The one that really wants to make a difference.

The one that sticks to her values.

The one that doesn't look at race.

The one that cries when and only when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.

The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.

The one that refuses to believe that this is it.

The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.

The one that people like, because she's crazy.

The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it.

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up.

Most teens would suffer a heart attack if they saw somebody burning Twilight
Repost this and add your name if you'd be singing campfire songs and toasting marshmallows around it: Ninjakat403, HetaliaSparkleParty, Gir'sdoomsongofdoom, Tobi the Simsmeister, MidnightShadows24,

Zim:

() You hate humanity.

(x) Your friend is like an "evil" henchman to you.

() You are often picked on.

() You are allergic to many "substances".

(x) You like waffles.

(x) You have tried to make a secret base in your basement. (Closet, but same diff.)

(x) You find many American customs stupid.

() You fear Santa's "jolly boots of doom".

() You have "skin conditions". (In real life I do!)

() Your "evil plans" are often stopped by your own stupidity.

4/10 for Zim.

Dib:

() You are often told you have a big head.

( ) You deny #1. (People don't say that I do, but I deny it!)

(x) You believe in ghosts.

(x) You believe in aliens.

(x) You love the paranormal. (I'm not obsessed with it, but it's cool to read about.)

() You have OCD. (Obsessive Compulsive Dib!)

() You are often picked on.

(x) You wear glasses.

() You hate walnut-eating moose.

() You believe that your teacher is so old that the school was built around her. (6th grade math teacher...)

4/10 for Dib.

Gaz:

(x) You are a gamer.

() You believe that your brother is crazy, but you know that he is right.

(x) You believe in aliens, you just don't think they are a serious threat.

(x) When you are in a bad mood, people might want to stay away.

(x) People have asked if you are a goth.

() You have weird hair. (Not weird at first sight... it's complicated...)

() A boy has stalked you, calling you honey and sweetie.

(x) You like threatening people, and then carrying out the threat.

(x) You love junk food, like pizza, but you never seem to get any fatter.

() You hate humanity and the world.

6/10 for Gaz.

GIR:

() When you are hyper, you cause destruction.

(x) Your best friend is kind of like your boss.

() No matter how many times you are corrected, you call people Mary.

(x) You have a serious "mode", you just never stay on it.

() You love (non-walnut-eating) moose.

() You love pigs.

() And squirrels.

() When a friend is in need, you are often no help.

(x) You aren't... mature... for your age...

() You cry easy, then stop crying easy.

3/10 for GIR.

I appear to be most like Gaz. Huh. That doesn't really suprise me.

List twelve characters from your fandom in no particular order, then answer these questions about them.

1. Dib

2. Ara

3. Gir

4.Miss Bitters

5. Zim

6. Tallest Purple

7. Tallest Red

8. Gaz

9. Dak

10. Mr. Dwicky

11. Keef

12. Tak

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?

No, and you can never make me.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

FUUUUCK NO! That is sick!

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

That is so wrong...

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

Nope! Dak's an OC, so I seriously doubt it.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

FUUUUUUUUCK NO! THAT'S GROSS! Purple HATES Ara!

6) Five/nine or five/ten? Why?

I would rather pick five/nine (both are icky in my opinion).

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

He would destroy them both.

8) Make up a summary or a three/ten fic.

Mr. Dwicky gets arrested for molesting a "child" (that's Gir's other disguise).

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?

No. Just no. It makes me sick!

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic.

I... uh... Derp. XD

11) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?

Well, there is "Birthday of Wonder and DOOM!". But he's not one of the main-main characters.

12) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five.

Two/five: No Way In Hell. Because Ara is deeply in love with Dak, not Zim!

13) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?

A very depressing, fuck the world kind of song.

15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: MAJOR PEDO CANDY!

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

About five minutes ago.

17)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Er... Red is taken to prison for being a major pedophile. He meets Minimoose in prison. Dib... is in a relationship with Keef and has a short affair with Tak. He listens to Zim while he's drunk and dates Gir. Wow, this is wrong.

18) What title would you give this fic?

When You Give An Author Some Major Crack

Invader Zim quiz! (Feel free to copy and paste)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: Zim's base because the stuff in there is totally badass!

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Zim!!! Or perhaps my OC, Dak.

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Dib.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: I have three, actually: Tak (She's a crazy BI-ATCH!), Keef (creepy, stalkerish fag), and Mr. Dwicky (creepy, and I think he's a pedophile or something).

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: I would have to say "Zim Eats Waffles." That episode was amazing.

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: DIB! And Zim. And Gir, too. And Gaz. And Miss Bitters. And Gir. But mainly DIB! He's so adorkable!

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Purple. I laugh at his stupidity and randomness.

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: I... guess I say "Hi" and try to be friends with both him and Dib!

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Dib. Unless it's an alien convention or something like that. We'd sooooo get kicked out!

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Zim, because he's the dumbass who got us here in the first place!

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: I would scream, "MOLESTEEEEEER!"

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: DaGif! And DaAr(Dak and Ara) And any DibxFC pairings (I'm a sucker for them!).

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer: We eat snacks and make fun of Zim.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Watching Doctor Who with Dib (and maybe Gir, too).

5. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: Zim: I blew up more than any Invader!

Tallest: YOU BLEW UP ALL THE INVADERS!

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: In one episode where he yelled, "LIIIEEEES! LIIIIEES! THE FILTHY EARTH BOY LIES- I mean, no."

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: When he made fun of OCD in "Gaz: Taster Of Pork". But I have many others...

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer: When they were making fun of Zim's plan in "Backseat Drivers From Beyond The Stars".

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: In "Walk For Your Lives", when he said "I DON'T WANNA!" after being ordered around by Zim, got a shovel, and then said "Okay!".

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer:When the pilots take the snacks after the Tallests drop them in "Backseat Drivers From Beyond The Stars".

If you don't just watch IZ for Gir, then copy and paste this to your profile. (THERE IS MORE TO FUCKIN' INVADER ZIM THAN FUCKIN' GIR!)

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