LISTEN UP!! Due to explicit content and listing, some of my fics have been taken down. These include International Affairs (orgy), Four Is Company (RussiaxAmericaxFrancexEngland), Trick or Tease? (FrUK), Making Some Christmas Magic (SpainxN.ItalyxS.Italy), and America's 35-Sure Fire Ways to Annoy England (comedic list fic). These can all be found on my Ao3 account, as there are simply too many chapters to reupload to FF.

International Affairs

Making Some Christmas Magic

Trick or Tease?

America's 35 Sure-Fire Ways to Annoy England

Four is Company

It had to happen sometime, folks. I'm sorry. But, hey, links!

That Geek in the Corner

Yup, that's me. Just your typical nerdy, random, Gothic, bisexual 19-year-old bibliophile and graphic artist/animator. I also tend to write a great deal, and especially take an interest in fantasy and sci-fi. My greatest dream is to get published or help design a video game. My favorite fandoms include The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Harry Potter, The Inheritance Cycle, Soul Eater, Full Metal Alchemist, A Song of Ice and Fire, (most recently) Attack on Titan, and, especially, Hetalia. As much as I like writing action and gore, I also take a great liking to erotica (mainly lemon). I'm kind of a shipping whore, so you'll see multiple pairings posted (use them all, I say!). I am currently obsessed with Hetalia and all the yummy lemon that comes with it. Please excuse my fangirling and spazzy responses. I tend to be a bit mad. But who's to say that being mad is a bad thing?

You can find me on:

My AO3 Account (if link doesn't work, search for Myathewolfeh on AO3)

My YouTube Channel

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Current Fic: Standing at the Edge of the World: When the whole world goes to hell, the surviving nations must unite to restore order and stay alive. As they struggle to stay together and out of the hands of an Organization that wants them dead, they fight not to lose who they are, and discover love and strength in each other as only ever an apocalypse can bring forth. Contains violence, character deaths, lemon, and lots of drama.

*Myathewolfeh out*

READ AND REALIZE THE INJUSTICE THAT IS BEING OVERLOOKED

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

(repost if you want to stop this)

What is love?

Love is the endless ache,

The heart’s constant quake,

Something the soul cannot fake,

A dream from which we never wake.

What is love?

Love is the force that draws,

The hunger that claws,

The feeling that awes,

The thing with no laws,

What is love?

Love is holding every breath,

We feel on the precipice of death,

All the courage we have left,

Quivers, unsteady, in the breast.

What is love?

Love is taking the fall,

It is the breaking of walls,

It is life slowing to a crawl,

Just to be there when they call.

What is love?

Love is the thing so dear,

The culmination of fear,

The weightlessness of cheer,

The heaviness of a tear,

What is love?

Love has no color,

It is a friend like no other,

It does not judge by the dollar,

Or whatever religion one honors,

What is love?

Love is a confusing thing,

But when struck by it the soul sings,

And in the ear loud and true rings,

“When did this angel lose its wings?”

Because love is not something that can be described

It comes from the spirit, hidden deep inside,

Surrounded by insecurity, loneliness, and pride

We never know such feelings are there ere the door’s thrown open wide

Love has no face

Love has no race

Love is something that cannot be replaced.

Love doesn’t care where you worship or work,

It doesn’t even mind if you’re a bit of a jerk.

Love doesn’t care for the limits of time,

For when it strikes it’s for a lifetime.

So why can’t love be more widespread?

Why do we care who shares our neighbor’s bed?

Why do we argue over who can be wed?

Shouldn’t we be cherishing our own loves instead?

Love is something that can’t be controlled,

It is an ache that nobody can withhold.

When you think about it, the fight is nearly done,

Because when you’re in love, you’ve already won.

(If you believe in the unpredictability of love and want others to realize this, please repost this)

(Poem by Myathewolfeh)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm obsessed with things like World of Warcraft and Gaia, so I MUST have no life!
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an ARSONIST
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm obsessed with dark colors, so I MUST be either goth or emo.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm smart, so I MUST be a glasses-wearing, straight-A's freak
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm different, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm claustrophobic, so I MUST be anti-social
I'm American, so I MUST be trying to destory the planet.
I am a MIX OF RELIGIONS, so I MUST be SPAWN OF SATAN
I write FANFICTIONS, so I MUST have no life of my own to screw with

Stereotype: A widely held but fixed and oversimplified image or idea of a particular type of person or thing.

If you go off of stereotypes, you obviously haven't read this definition.

Don't be a bitch. Don't stereotype. (Unless you're writing Hetalia, then you can stereotype :D)

Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters in any order:

1. Russia

2. America

3. England

4. France

5. Prussia

6. Germany

7. Italy

8. China

9. Romano

10. Japan

11. Austria

12. Canada

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?

Wow, um, no. Not a usual pairing, but I suspect Japan would be seriously shell shocked after Prussia did him (which is basically the only fanfiction I read) o.O

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

FUCK YEAH!! Pirate England for the gold, baby. Or seme!England. Or just England. He's just sexy like that ;D

3) What would happen if 6 got pregnant?

Germany? Pfft!! Who's the father, Italy? God, I'd hate to see how he handles Germany with his pregnancy hormones...

4) Do you recall any good fics about 9?

Romano? Yup. This one unusual EnglandxRomano. Didn't think it would work, but it was by far the sexiest I've ever read of him. I nosebled all over my keyboard!

5) Do 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Italy and America... They're both really airheaded, and opposites attract but... I think Germany would be seriously pissed!

6) 4/8 or 4/9?

FrancexRomano, definitely. China is too snobbish and the friction between France and Romano would be delicious ;)

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

Italy would tell everyone he could about France and China. Then again, who HASN'T been in a relationship with France??

8) Make a summary of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fic.

America's a slut and likes BDSM, so he goes over to Germany's house and propositions him. Germany is seriously freaked out, but he knows he's kept some of his old nazi paraphernalia in his closet and Prussia locks them both in a room until they are finished. Hungary records it to add to Germany's secret collection of porn. The end.

9) Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

Considering France, definitely. Though Japan is a little freaked out about him, I'm sure France would find a way of breaking into his house. XD

10) Suggest a title for a 1/5 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Russia and Prussia, eh? Wall Sunflower.

11) What kind of plot would you use for a 3/11 fic?

All his life, England had wanted to foil France, whatever the cost, even if that meant deserting Austria at his time of most need. Now guilt plagues him day and night about the betrayal, and Austria's aloofness when he's around him doesn't help. What will happen when England shows up at Austria's doorstep, wanting to soothe old hurts?

12) Has anyone of your friends read a 7 het? or a 9 slash?

Not unless Italy magically grew a vagina (which I seriously think he might have) or built up the courage to fuck Hungary or Belarus and fuck yes. PrussiaxRomano is one of my favorite pairings, so I refer them to that.

13) if you wrote a song fic about 9, what would you chose?

Romano? Definitely Fuck You by Lily Allen. It should be his ringtone.

14) If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would be the warning?

America, England, and Germany. Hmm. Warning: Sexy pirate, excessive slutiness, BDSM, orgasm denial, riding crops, whips, roleplay (nazi and pirate), fuck buddies.

15) What pick-up line might 8 use on 5?

Haha, oh China and Prussia.

China: Is your dick as awesome as you?

Prussia: Want to find out?

16) Write a drabblefic for 10/8.

Ahhh... too lazy to write one about China and Japan. It would probably be about ancient stuff no other nation knows about anyway, ugh.

17) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

Italy would once again run and tell everyone. Canada and America would no doubt get scolded by England for having an incestuous relationship (when in fact he thinks it's hot) and France would praise them for their daring.

18) What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to de-flower 1.

France de-flower Russia?-- France had always taken an interest in Russia, whom he had yet to lay. He was big and scary, but he was always moved to think that because of Ivan's erratic temper that no one had been able to top him. France was determined to be the first, no matter if he was murdered in his sleep by Belarus afterward.

22) Would you write 2/4/5?

America/France/Prussia has a lot of potential. It would be interesting... but I feel like poor Spain would be left out.

23) What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?

Ahhn! This is way different than those yaoi mangas!!

24) When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Prussia? Maybe two weeks ago.

25) What is 6's super-secret kink?

Italy naked and bound in leather straps, yup BDSM... definitely Germany.

26) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?

Austria shag Romano?? Uhh... they would both have to be really drunk for that to happen, like verging on blackout... and incredibly desperate.

27) If 3 and 7 got together who tops?

England would definitely top Italy. I don't see Italy topping anyone, honestly. Plus, seme!England is just too good for anyone to resist!

28) "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1 broken hearted, has a one night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the advice of 5 and finds true love with two." What title would you give this fic?

Russia and Romano are in a happy relationship until Romano runs off with France. Russia, broken-hearted, has a one night stand with Austria and a brief unhappy affair with Canada. Then follows the advice of Prussia and finds true love with America. What. The. Fuck. Waking From Winter.

29) How would you feel about a 7/8 canon?

Italy/China? How the fuck does that even make sense??

Whoop, whoop, Hetalia quiz!!

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood (Fucking assholes...)
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit
[ ] You're very happy-go-lucky
[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a good artist (Going for a degree in graphics and animation, woot!)
[x ] You can be clumsy (At least once every month I fall down the stairs in my house... guess I shouldn't go fast while wearing socks down carpeted steps, but I have yet to learn that XD)
[x ] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[x ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" (More like "TAKE MY HOUSE, TAKE MY MONEY!!")
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation (Only if there was no hope left)
6/10

Germany (Ludwig)

] You're very stoic and serious
[x] Sausages are your favorite foods (SAUSAGE!)
[x] You like to walk dogs/your dog
] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case
] You love rules and think they should always be followed to
[x] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[x] You work very hard... too hard (sometimes...)
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time' (Thank God for that, people are goddamn annoying to be around sometimes...)
] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people (Yeah, right)
] You've had issues with money once or twice
5/10

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x] You're very mature
[x] You think everything over before saying it
[x] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one (They exist people!!)
[x] You isolated yourself during childhood
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
] You're good at practical tasks
[x]You need time to adjust to new people
8/10

The Allies

America (Alfred Jones)

[ ] You love hamburgers
[x] You think you're awesome (Whoever doesn't has some personal issues...)
[ ] You love to invent things (Hell no. Not for the life of me can a tinker at all)
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[ ] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[x] You know aliens exist (STATISTICS SAYS THEY EXIST!! It's not me, people, it's science!)
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[x] You wear glasses
4/10

England (Arthur Kirkland)

[x] You like tea (Sweet tea. Hot tea... rarely)
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[x] Your cooking is awful (I'd burn the kitchen down)
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery (Can't sew for shit)
4/10

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ] You're very affectionate
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[x] You love red roses
[x] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women (I'm not limited)
[x] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts (Always)
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet
4/10

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ] You had a very sad childhood
[ ] You're very tall (Pfft, WAY off the mark)
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[x] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[ ] You can seem intimidating to other people (Nope. People barely notice me, which is how I like it. Well... all the popular, prissy ones. As for teachers... I'm a suck up)
[ ] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[ ] You have a strange laugh that can scare people
2/10

China (Wang Yao)

[x] You're very mature
[x] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious
[x] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously
[x] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing (Always have been)
[x] You like sweets (doesn't every American?)
6/10

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x] You are very well-raised
[x] You're polite (Even to the assholes of the world... grr)
[x] You love classical music (Two Steps From Hell and Globus rule! Epic!!)
[x] You like cake
[x] You have a mole on your face (A couple...)
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (I procrastinate...)
[ ] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
[ ] You've composed music before
[x] You tend to call people 'morons' (does it count if it's in my head??)
[x] You wear glasses (Glasses-wearers unite! We don't want no contacts!!)
8/10

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x] You're often ignored by people (Most of them are shallow assholes anyway, why force myself to deal with them?)
[x] You look younger than you actually are (One guy guessed I was in middle school... D:)
[ ] You love hockey
[x] You love polar bears
[x] You hate fighting
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[ ] You often get mistaken for someone else
[ ] You feel under-appreciated
[ ] You're bilingual (Dammit, I wish. Four years of French and I can barely speak it)
[ ] You always carry a bear with you
5/10

Cuba

[ ] You smoke
[ ] You're very physically strong (Far from it!)
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights (My arm would snap on impact)
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (Especially about history, politics, and gay rights)
[x] You like hot weather (Cold weather will freeze me instantly)
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[ ] You look very tough on the outside
[x] You make a very nice role-model (if the people looking up to me don't ever find out about this account)
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgeways
4/10

Hungary (Elizabeth Hédeváry)

[x] You have a potty-mouth (It was really bad in 6th grade, or lordy...)
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[ ] You used to be a very tough kid
[x] You're very reliable
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (I can't fight for shit, but I will keep a grudge for as long as I live)
[x] You're very faithful
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (Hate skirts, dresses, pantyhose, heels... hell, I'm no lady)
[ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it (fuck yeah! Lemme get my camera!!)
7/10

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[ ] You're very serious
[ ] You have a lot of patience
[ ] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[ ] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[x] You're not very confident
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child
[x] People tend to walk all over you
[x] You're a born worrier (paranoid all the fucking time, bro O.o)
5/10

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy (When I'm running on zero sleep)
[x] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix (Prove them bitches wrong!)
[x] You're very wary of strangers
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions (Now, if only I could work up the courage to stand up and do it in front of the class...)
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[ ] You get up to lots of crazy antics
6/10

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

] You're quite mean-spirited (more pessimistic than mean...)
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You're very good at tactics (haha, right. And I'm gilbird)
[ ] You hate Russia
[ ] You love to fight people
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[ ] You like drinking
[x] You want to become stronger (Mentally, but physically... I'm good.)
3/10

Hmmm, a tie between Japan and Austria... Kinda expected Japan, but Austria...? I'm not a ponce, people, nor do I play any sort of instrument!

You are an Opportunist Seme!

Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke

SemeUke Quiz

LISTEN UP!! Due to explicit content and listing, some of my fics have been taken down. These include International Affairs (orgy), Four Is Company (RussiaxAmericaxFrancexEngland), Trick or Tease? (FrUK), Making Some Christmas Magic (SpainxN.ItalyxS.Italy), and America's 35-Sure Fire Ways to Annoy England (comedic list fic). These can all be found on my Ao3 account, as there are simply too many chapters to reupload to FF.

International Affairs

Making Some Christmas Magic

Trick or Tease?

America's 35 Sure-Fire Ways to Annoy England

Four is Company

It had to happen sometime, folks. I'm sorry. But, hey, links!

Okay! Now onto the fanfics! XD