Funny story, I was trying to type 'fan' in the search bar thing to write down sites or whatever, normally when I do that appears automatically but by accident I wrote 'fna' and it brought me to Google with a bunch of links. Turns out 'fna' stands for 'Farmers Of North America' XDD
So it's not that funny T_T Just pretend to laugh at least.
Anywho, I finally ended up writting a new series after weeks of brainstorming on ideas for a good FF xD The wonderful PrussiaNinja can tell you all about how I annoyed her with ideas and gave up on them after completing the first chapter xDD
Btw, I don't necessarily consider this idea a good idea U_U I'm basically winging this story so...yea ;p
Short chapter, as usual, but enjoy!
"Truly…the only way to destroy a man is through love…"
America starred at the man before him confused. "Not really…there are guns, knives, anything really has potential to kill a man." The blonde stated.
The man before him smirked and chuckled. "True, but what makes a man is not his body but his soul. The only way to destroy his soul is through love."
"That's dumb. Love is something happy." America replied looking unimpressed.
"Love is like fire, warm and comforting but also relentless and deadly." The man firmly stated.
"You know…" America started looking the man in the eyes. "This dream is really pointless, what the hell do I care about love? I don't have time for that, I am a country!"
"Have you stored away your heart?" He asked.
America snorted. "No, I need that to live, duh!"
"Then you love."
"Why are you speaking in riddles?" America asked annoyed. "Seriously, my subconscious is messed and confusing."
"You are an amusing fellow." The man laughed.
"That's it. I draw the line there." America stated bluntly. "The second a stupid word like fellow finds its way in my dreams it's over. Wake up! Wake up!"
The man laughed all the more. "You may wake…soon…"
"What the hell are you-"
The man disappeared for a moment cutting America off and slightly angry do to his subconscious's rudeness. America looked around; there was nothing around him at all. Everything was white and he wondered what he was stepping on that was solid. Finally, his eyes darted up and he saw Russia walking slowly carrying a wooden casket. The American was too far away to get a better look at the casket so he walked over.
"Hey commie." America greeted grinning broadly.
Russia didn't react, he kept walking and America followed him trying to get his attention. When America gave up, Russia stopped walking and for a moment he thought the communist country decided to give him attention. America grinned to himself and walked closer to Russia but stopped when the other stabbed his hand in his own chest pulling out his heart.
America grimaced as blood poured from the wound Russia had inflicted on himself and as Russia's heart continued to throb in his hand. Russia smiled at it lightly before yanking the veins and artilleries from the precious organ.
"What the hell are you-" America interrupted himself again. That's right…this is a dream…
Russia opened the wooden casket and carefully placed his heart inside before closing it and locking it with a small key. From his pocket, he took out a plastic heart and opened in putting the key inside.
"The only way to destroy a man is through love…" Russia mumbled to himself as he closed the plastic heart and placed it in the hole in his chest. "Without a heart a man can't love…and can't be destroyed…"
The wound in Russia's chest closed immediately and Russia threw the casket into the ocean that suddenly appeared out of nowhere. The both of them watched as the wooden casket floated away. Russia's smile disappeared.
"Without a heart…a man can't live…" Russia said aloud. America couldn't help but notice how dry and cold Russia's eyes were. "So I can't destroy it without dying…"
Russia turned his back and left. America, on the other hand, kept his gaze on the casket floating further and further away from the shore. He looked back at Russia who was now gone and then back to the casket.
"Why…would anyone do that?"
"Wake up, please." Kumajirou requested softly, inches away from America's face.
America squeaked loudly in surprise and quickly covered his mouth out of shock. Kumajirou and Tony, who was next to America's bed, exchanged looks.
"I didn't know human males could squeak like that either." Kumajirou said to Tony as if he had spoken.
America gently pushed off Kumajirou and slipped out of bed. "You scared the crap out of me." America mumbled.
Tony poked Kumajirou twice, catching the bear's attention. Kumajirou nodded at Tony and then looked at America again.
"Pancakes are being made for you."
America's face lighted up, he grabbed Tony and Kumajirou quickly in his arms and ran down into his kitchen screaming his brother's name. "MATTIEEEEE!" He dropped Kumajirou and Tony on the ground and tackled his brother. "Thanks for the pancakes, bro!"
Canada smiled softly and gently pushed his brother off. "You're welcome; there are already some on the table." Canada pointed towards the table. Tony and Kumajirou were sitting munching on pancakes.
America grinned widely and joined them. "You're the best brother ever! I love-" America stopped remembering his dream.
"What the hell do I care about love? I don't have time for that, I am a country!"
"Have you stored away your heart?"
"What's wrong?" Canada asked seating himself next to America with his pancakes.
America starred into space for a few more seconds before looking at Canada. "Hey bro," He started. "I had this really weird dream last night."
Canada poured a generous amount of maple syrup on his pancakes.
"Tony says: Would you like pancakes with your syrup?" Kumajirou said before stuffing his face with pancakes again.
Canada smirked. "I'm listening." He told his brother.
America told him about his dream without missing one detail. Canada ate his pancakes as he listened to his brother carefully.
"Considering the other dreams you told me about, this one is definitely out of that ordinary." The Canadian commented. "But what's so strange about saying fellow?"
"Have you ever heard me say that word?"
"No but-"
"Exactly." America concluded.
Canada smiled, "Well it's just a dream anyways. Nothing to worry about."
"I'm not worried!" America defended.
"Tony and I are going to play outside." Kumajirou announced as he and Tony left the kitchen running.
"It didn't sound that way." Canada stated finishing his last piece.
"Well it was just weird…" America grumbled before gobbling down the extra large amount of pancakes Canada had specifically prepared for him. America showed him his empty plate. "Can I have more?"
Canada sighed inwardly. "Yes…"
"What's up with that expression?" America teased, "It's not my fault your pancakes are awesome!"
Canada laughed. "I don't mind cooking for you." Canada stated. "But I can't help but worry about all that weight you'll be gaining."
"Are you trying to say I'm fat?" America asked puffing his cheeks, something he always did when the subject of gaining and losing weight came across.
"You said it, not me." Canada stated yet again, a victorious smile spreading across his face.
Outside, Kumajirou and Tony were playing by the small creek America had behind his house. They were chasing butterflies when Tony suddenly tripped.
"Are you okay?" Kumajirou asked.
Tony nodded.
"What's that?" Kumajirou asked again pointing at what Tony had tripped on.
Both looked at it carefully.
"It does smell bad." The polar bear agreed with the alien. "I wonder what's inside that casket…"
DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN!
I'm writting this story and even I didn't see that comming because it totally wasn't obvious at all!
I like how friendly Kumajirou and Tony are being towards each other 8D So awesome...kinda like Phenias (however you spell his stupid name) and Ferb...MIND YOU THEIR RELATIONSHIP ISN'T BASED ON THOSE TWO!
Speaking of which, anyone see the Phenias and Ferb 2 Dimension movie? Am I the only who thinks Phenias was being extremely OOC?
Whatever, getting off topic here U_U So guess what happens in chapter 2? THE EARTH COMBUSTS INTO FLAMES!
Lol jk no xD I got you there didn't I?
No?
Well at least pretend I did ! DX
Omg, I love how I made America act in his dream or whatever xP
Anyways (THE CURSED WORD RETURNS), see you in chapter 2!