Gawd, haven't updated this thing in ages, XD and it's only gotten longer over the years. What you need to know about me: I write and draw. Have a deviantArt account (world wide web dot deviantArt dot com slash kaizenkitty), if you like comics you can find me there. It's also the place where I post poetry and illustrations for fanfics and other (original) stories. My stories can also be found on archiveofourown (i'm KaizenKitty or Kaiva Koenig there too), that's where I post fanfics with illustrations and music.

I don't like Wattpad. Do have an account there (same name ;P it's a brand LOL), with a few stories uploaded. But the interface feels clunky to me and I hate the number of ads all over that website.

Feedback on stories I've written is something I love and is insanely useful to me. I don't really care if you loved or hated the story; tell me. Would be nice if you'd also tell me why (what you (dis)like about it), but ehh, I'll live. ;-) Sometimes you just don't have time to write a review, or hate a story so much that you feel no need to waste energy on it. I understand, have felt these things too.

Do we still need disclaimers in this day and age?

I'm obviously writing fanfiction here... this is fanfiction dot net...*insert duh-emoji here*

The next section contains random ass quotes that I found funny years ago (and still find funny now) and would share with you guys. Srsly someone* please write a fanfic about criminal bad boy Montparnasse from !the !book Les Miserables by Victor Hugo. I'm begging you! Preferably a slash/yaoi/gay romance longfic with !bisexual Montparnasse (set in the canon world of early 19th century Paris) and as close to canon as possible, NOT AU, and keep the characters in-character (they are awesome as they are! no need to change them), but really anything Montparnasse centric. And PM me when you do, with a link to your fic please. Okay? Thank you bye!

FOOTNOTES:

1)* I'm not doing it because the insane amount of research it would take to write a fanfic like that is insane. I know next to nothing about early 19th century France.

2) dammit why are the links not working? egads...tfw you use the 'insert link' button when editing your page, and the site still finds a creative new way to screw you over!

3) I write Ship Fic and Fix Fic, :D and try to be a tolerant multi-shipper, though there are plenty of pairings I just can't bring myself to like.

4) current favorite pairings include

Near with Light Yagami, L with Light Yagami, L with Mello, Near with Mello, Misa Misa with Touta Matsuda, Harry Potter with Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley with Hermione Granger, Naruto Uzumaki with Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki with Sakura Haruno, Hatake Kakashi with Sakura Haruno, Temari with Shikamaru Nara, Lance with Keith, Pidge with Hunk, Krolia with Romelle, Zuko with Katara, Aang with On Ji, Sokka with Suki, Luffy with Nami, Zoro with Nami, Zoro with Sanji...

5) characters that could be great friends but I don't wish to see in a romantic relationship

Pansy Parkinson and Blaise Zabini, Mello and Matt, Shiro and Keith, Acxa and Keith, Katara and Aang, Zuko and Aang, Toph and Katara, Sokka and Zuko, Azula and Ty Lee, Hinata Hyuga and Naruto Uzumaki...

6) shows/series that deserve more love and their own FanFictionNet category:

webcomic Tamen de Gushi/Their Story, webcomic 19 Days, webcomic Raising A Bat/Bagjwi Sayug, animanga 07Ghost, manga After School Nightmare, animanga Hitorijime My Hero, live action film Not Touching At All (2014)/Doushitemo Furetakunai, dating sim game Kaleidoscope 2...

7) Real people 'fanfiction' is wrong and gross. O_o please stop. How would you feel if someone wrote a 'fanfic' about you? Famous people are still people... :( ...and if you are such a big fan of them, wouldn't you want to treat them with a little respect? People are not characters for you to toy with in your stories as you see fit. Sure, you can base characters on real people, but that is not this. If a person you know inspires you to write a character like them, then actually create a fictional character, name them differently, and write original fiction all you want. That's fine.

8) Can real people feature in stories? Sure. As peripheral background characters to make the fictional world feel more 'real', why not. But going so far as to include them in the main cast, giving them a large role in your story, making them impact the plot in a big way... writing their dialogue, writing them in numerous scenes... Unless you have their permission (they know you are writing them as characters in your story and actively encourage it) don't do it. For the love of God.

9) Trolls give me pageviews! :D

Harsh reviews are a good writer's best friend and a good publisher's worst nightmare.

UwU - OwO - UwU - OvO - UvU

The essence of drama is that a man cannot walk away from his own deeds. -- Harold Heyes

The essence of comedy (and melodrama) is that he can.

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My novel is so bad it became self-aware and is begging me not to write it. -- (NaNoWriMo forums)

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A miscreant with coiffed, scented hair, a slender waist, the hips of a woman and the chest of a Prussian officer, with a finely tied cravat, by all girls admired. -- Victor Hugo, Les Miserables (introduction of character Montparnasse)

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One person in a Write In said something like "I wish my characters would stop arguing with each other." hmmm. To me that's like slapping yourself in the face over and over and telling people you wish your hand wouldn't do that. -- Glanzer (NaNoWriMo)

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There's no such thing as writer's block. That was invented by people in California who couldn't write. -- Terry Pratchett

The Death Note Characters as Online Personalities:

Light is a Social Justice Warrior (SJW) White Knight

Teru Mikami is part of Light's online White Knight circlejerk party

L is a 4Chan Shock Troll

Misa is a Shit Poster

[Misa's red-headed friend who made the Kira tapes with her] is on Encyclopedia Dramatica and lives for the internet drama. She actively feeds on it... she gets a real kick out of doxxing cyber bullies and shock trolls.

Touta Matsuda is a Lulz Cow

Kureyoshi Kitamura is a Cyber Bully

Hideki Ide is a Lurker

Kanzo Mogi is a Gamer

Hirokazu Ukita has a Fantasy Football Team online

Shuichi Aizawa was a regular at a well established Japanese Dating Site, before he met his wife... now he's rarely online, and just uses Facebook to keep in touch with a couple of his old friends who have moved away.

Suichi Sudou only goes online for the Porn Sites... and he would never tell you the kind of porn he watches, so...

"..." Ryo is a member of Wikipedia, digs up books and references, and writes decent, well researched Wiki articles.

Mitch Yasunaga frequently updates his LinkedIn Profile with charities and all sorts of other stuff he does besides school, whatever looks good on his resume

Satoshi Jippensha is a Blogger, he writes about varying topics such as what he ate for lunch or how a park in Tokyo looks like this time of the year. He has a good sense of humor, and a pretty decent online following.

Tsutomu Sateru writes poetry and publishes it online, nobody ever reads his poems though.

Kiyomi Takada is a Vlogger

Shiho Ebina is a social Facebook butterfly

Kyoko Shimura publishes school-related essays and book summaries and answers to homework sets online.

Sayu is a Selfie Queen

Mello is a Tumblrino Tween who frequently posts rambling meaningless rants about everything that gets into his head

Matt is a Reblogger and ReTweeter, he doesn't create anything of his own... not a trend setter, but a trend follower.

Near is a Fanfic Writer in an obscure and ancient sci-fi fandom that's well on its way to being dead, he only ever writes Gen(eral) fanfics -- he detests Romance or shipfics, and avoids them like the plague.

Linda is a Devian Tart -- she publishes her drawings and paintings on dA, appreciates the artwork of others, uses deviantArt and other websites for references when she sketches and colors something, and uses photographs as inspiration... she has quite the big following on dA... she's never heard of the dA forums and chatroom, she doesn't even go there.

Sachiko Yagami has a YouTube account and follows Cooking Channels and Handicraft Channels, like sewing and knitting and crocheting.

Soichiro Yagami is a Forumer, he only posts about serious topics online, like politics or the newest developments in society, such as the impacts of natural catastrophes, or how modern technology influences everyday life. His arguments are always lucid and substantiated. He is respected and well liked among the regular forum-goers.

Watari (Quillsh Wammy) only uses the internet to download and share good music, of the subdued instrumental variety... mostly classical music, but he can enjoy a fine jazz.