hiya! w

I'm 14 yay!

I'm the author of 17 stories -so far-Also check out "Abandoned" my criminal minds fic I'm writing with HOC97

Possible Anime/ Manga I might do in the future

More Prince of tennis

More Naruto =O=

Black butler

more Death note

Soul eater

Ouran high school host club

Shugo chara

Fruits basket

Code geass

Possible books to do in the future

More Artemis Fowl

more Twilight

more Harry Potter

Tanglewreck

The Hunger Games

game of thrones

My top 5 favorite actors

1 Matthew Gray Gubler

2 Benedict Cumberbatch

3 Johnny Depp

4 Mathew Baynton

5 Eugene Simon

my top 5 favorite books/ book series

1 Harry Potter

2 Artemis Fowl

3 The Hunger Games

4 Twilight

5 Game of Thrones

My favorite tv series

1 Criminal minds

2 Malcom in the middle

3 Friends

4 House

5 Sherlock

6 Drake and Josh

7 Game of Thrones

8 Animaniacs

9 The Looney Tunes Show

10 Horrible Histories

My favorite Anime

1 Death note

2 Naruto

3 Prince of Tennis

4 Soul eater

5 Black Butler

6 Fruits Basket

7 Code Geass

8 Shugo Chara

9 Full metal alchemist

10 Hetalia

Things I found funny/ cute w

when life gives you lemons make grapejuice and sit back while the world wonders how you did it

"Sometimes the bigger they are, the harder they kick your ass" -House

"Everyone is a genius but if you judged a fish on how well it can climb a tree it will spending its life believing it is stupid" -Einstein

"there are no secrets, just truths yet untold"

Girl " I saw a girl with those shoes"

James "Funny coincidense I know a pig with that face!"

Me " Ooooh, burn :P"

Jeremaih Gottwald:

50% Man 50% Machine 100% Orange

200% Mother trucken Loyalty

"I never tell antone exactly how clever I am, they would betoo scared" Artemis Fowl II

"If I win I'm a prodigy, if I lose I'm mad, that is the way history is written" Also Artemis Fowl II (I'm obsessed 8D)

"The intuitive mind is a gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant.

We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift" Albert Einstein

"Every woman should have 4 pets in her life

A mink in her closet

A jaguar in her garage

A tiger in her bed

And a jackass to pay for it all" Paris Hilton

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order"

Bella "Hey Jacob, I told you so has a brother, he's called shut the hell up"

"Drop the dagger and laugh at the blood on your hands romeo" My chemical romance

"We're identical!" Fred and George Weasely after drinking Pollyjuice potion

"Follow the spiders? Why can't it be follow the butterflies?" Ron Weasly

"You see, I am simply one hell of a butler" Sebastian, black butler

"* Excalibur Excalibur, from the United Kingdom I'm looking for her, I'm going to California*" Excalibur song, soul eater (look it up on you tubew)

"Fool" Excalibur

"The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference" Mother Theresa

"Mada Mada dane" Ryoma Echizen, prince of tennis

I eat milka bars to feel like Mello

Ed and Ryoma want you! Join the I hate milk club today!

I'm not random I just think faster than you. Bananas! See?

"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT" Light, the most epic line in death note

"Personal affection is a luxury you can have only after all your enemies are eliminated. Untill then everyone you love is a hostage, sapping you of your courage and corrupting your judgement" Breaking dawn :book

"Maybe my sense ofsecurity was false but I did feel pretty good about not killing anyone today" Bella

"I was killing before killing was cool" My chemical romance

"Drop the dagger and laugh at the blood on your hands, Romeo" My chemical romance

"She said, she said, she said why dont you just drop dead" Fall out boy

"I'm afraid that once something is truly lost, you can never get it back" Ciel Phantomhive, black butler

"I'm not annoying, I'm an orange"

"there used to be a spark in my life, now it's just charcoal in my hands" I came up with that (with help from my sis, don' worry we're not depressed or anything...

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Fairytales don't tell children dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairytales tell children that dragons can be killed" Criminal minds

"I'm not young enough to know everything" Oscar Wilde

"I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects." Oscar Wilde

"When you assume you make an ass out of u and me" My teacher

Mikey Way broke his foot in an epic battle with a wall w

"What's twilight?" Dr Spencer Reid, Criminal minds

"I am free of all prejudice, I hate everything equally" W C Field

Who said nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing my entire life

"NEVER give all the heart, for love

Will hardly seem worth thinking of

To passionate women if it seem

Certain, and they never dream

That it fades out from kiss to kiss;

For everything that's lovely is

But a brief, dreamy. Kind delight.

O never give the heart outright,

For they, for all smooth lips can say,

Have given their hearts up to the play.

And who could play it well enough

If deaf and dumb and blind with love?

He that made this knows all the cost,

For he gave all his heart and lost" Never give all the heart W B Yeats

Always remember;

you're unique, just like everybody else

if this world didn't suck we'd all fall off

Many, many years ago
when I was twenty-three,
I got married to a widow
who was as pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
and soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
and change my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
for she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
a brother-in-law to dad.
And so became by uncle,
though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown up daughter who,
of course, was my step-mother

Father's wife then had a son,
who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
for he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife,
she's my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
then I am her grandchild
And every time I think of it,
it simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
the strangest case you ever saw,
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!

BY MOE JAFFE AND DWIGHT LATHAM

in too deep

Gloria Sarasin

A big bull frog had jumped and found
Himself no longer on the ground.
A pail of water, cold and deep,
That from its' grasp, he couldn't leap.

I saw him struggling to be free
And for his plight, I soon found pity;
I dumped the pail but feared to touch
This creature ugly, warts and such.

I'm thankful for the souls who see,
My warts and yet, they pity me,
When in the water, I too, take leap
And find myself in there too deep.

"Crimson tears flow from lifeless eyes and mingle with the endless sands, bestowing ever greater power upon the demon god" Gaara

Underneath this shell I hide, there are two of me inside... do I live for nothing else

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IWuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlY JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Spirit Evolution, Darkangelsdevil, HanakoAnimeaddict, Lifeless Romance,CelestialAng,xLIVExEVILxSTEALxCOOKIESx.

"When I pull my own weight, I pull a lot of things down with me" Daffy Duck

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

The Road Not Taken Robert Frost

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim
Because it was grassy and wanted wear,
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I marked the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference

Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriages Are Wrong

(A Little Humor)

1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, menopausal women, women who have a medical condition which makes it harmful to be pregnant, women who have had a tubal ligation, men who have had a vasectomy, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.