Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers. Why yes I did change my pen name again! My obsessions go to far... My FaceBook is http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?_user=100003673321209 And yes that is not my real last name I changed some personal info on me to stop stalkers like you 1) Russia 2) Prussia 3) America 4) Romano 5) Spain 6) England 7) Italy 8) Germany 9) Japan 10) Canada 11) Greece 12) Austria 1) Have you read a five/ten fic before? (Canada/Spain) Uuuhhhh No?... 2) Do you think three is hot? How hot? (America) Hell to the yes he's hot, I give him a solid 9.5 3) What would happen if six got one pregnant? (England & Russia) Wh-what? England would probably freak out while thinking HOW DRUNK WAS I?! I dunno bout Russia... 4) Do you recall any good fics about nine? (Japan) Um nothing comes to mind 5) Would seven and two make a good couple? (Italy and Prussia) Not to me XP 6) Four/eight or four/nine? (Romano/Germany or Romano/Japan) umm with Romano/Germany you'd get hate sex so Romano/Germany! 7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? (Italy and America/Germany) Ita-chan would be heart broken! *Cries* 8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. (Prussia/England) Uuuhhhh, Prussia was tired of how England kept avoiding his advances, but tonight he had it planned out. What could go wrong? 9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? (Romano/Canada) If there is I haven't read it... 10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. (Russia/Spain) uh "Tomato paste and Crushed Sunflowers" 11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic? (America/Greece) uh America goes to Greece and gets a different type of tour than he wanted or sumtin laik dat 12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash? (Italy het or Japan slash) Yes To Both - 13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose? (Japan) Um I DUNNO I can't think if anything 14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? (Prussia/America/England) HARD CORE YAOI SMUT AWESOMENESS 15. What pick-up line might Four use on five? (Romano and Spain) "Oi Bastard, wanna suck my dick?" (lolwut?) 16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight. Error this challenge will not compute in this authoress's brain 17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?. (Italy, Austria/Prussia) 'Veh, What are you two doing?' 18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (Romano/Russia) How about Romano was feeling really brave (and horny) that day and Russia was the first person he laid eyes on 19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?B(Italy) DUH 20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (America) YES 21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Greece) Not yet *winks* 22) Would you write Two/Four/Five? (Prussia/Romano/Spain) Hell to the mother fucking yes 23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Canada) "MAPLE!" 24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Spain) Yesterday 25) What is Six's super-secret kink? (England) Uh IDK? 26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Greece/Japan) *q* FUCKING YES TO THE MAX! AND HE WOULD DO IT SOBER 27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (America and Italy) America of course 28) "One(Russia) and Nine(Japan) are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four(Romano) One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven(Greece) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve(Austria), then follows the wise advice of Five(Spain) and finds true love with Two(Prussia)." What title would you give this fic? I'd give it the title "WTF Am I High On?" 29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Germany/Italy) It is! (I has proof) The Relationship Status of a Fangirl Single Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place. They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill many people (Sorry to disappoint you L...) Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere Forecast for tonight: darkness If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes *sticks hand in electric box* CHIDORI!! If you had a life you would stop talking about mine We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking The below statement is true The above statement is false Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop! Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later. God must love stupid people...he made so many There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor (*Whistles Innocently*) PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch. If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. Its sad your own mom dresses you like that. Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse. I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig... Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? You should always proofread what you write in case you any words. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you. I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again. By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass! Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege. If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! Wherever there is life there is love I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident Sometimes all we need are each other Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy. Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. Boys break hearts so why don't we break their necks? One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars. When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know. I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box... When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!? Am I pissing you off-fa-fa? We are the people our parents warned us about! If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug? I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty! I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!! I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face! Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!! Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. Welcome to the dark side, are you surprised we lied about the cookies? In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer? The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures." Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Repost if you know your History! Of all the things I've lost in life, I believe it is my mind I miss the most. don't care if the voices aren't real; they have some dang good ideas! It's you and me versus the world. We attack at dawn. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over! "Why would someone do that?!" 'We eat. We plot. We rock.' You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you. Men don't run the world. We just let them think they do. Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn your ugly face around! Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today. Don't get mad; get sadistic. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Common sense is the enemy of comedy. Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART. My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am. Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Anthony 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Black 3. Your first initial? K 4. Your month of birth? April 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Chloe 7. Your favorite number? 16 8. Do you like California or Florida more? Califorina 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish my parents would loosen up and not be so strict Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. ...It's true 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. (Yep!) Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (Yea) L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. (Well that sucks) July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. (I can deal) White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. (Yea!) 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (Wow that's a lot for me...) 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. (Reposts) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be worshipping Satan. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.(It's more like reading porn from Doujinshi) I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt) I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. |
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