Disclaimer: No Kuro or Mermaid pwnage here.

Author's Note: A bit of 2 AM madness. Not my best parody-lyrics ever, but it amused me nonetheless. I hope it amuses you, too. (And if it initially doesn't, might I suggest re-reading it at 2 AM? That usually helps.)

Dedication: For 12gatsunohime–san. 'Cause you and your silly avatar are the ones to blame for this. X3

Warnings: SebastianxCiel (ZOMGSHOCK). Spoilers through the end of the anime.

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Kiss the Boy

~To the Tune: "Kiss the Girl" From The Little Mermaid~

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There we see them

Lying sprawled upon the grass

He tilts his young master's head and leans down

As the sparks all flash

But the tension breaks

As the picture takes

And true intentions clash

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Still, he wants him

For more than a meal, we mean

Ciel feels the same way, too,

According to the shouta-theme

And with that corset scene

Would it be that obscene

For Seb to kiss the boy?

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Sha la la la la la

My oh my

Why won't he even try?

Why won't he kiss the boy?

Sha la la la la la

Ain't that sad?

It makes the fangirls mad

That he won't kiss the boy

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Now's the moment—

The battle is almost done

A promise to close bright eyes

Until this last scuffle is won

Injured and weak

With lips near Ciel's cheek

And Ash is on the run

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Sha la la la la la

My oh my

Look at the feathers fly

But he won't kiss the boy

Sha la la la la la

What a waste—

To let Ciel die chaste

Why won't he kiss the boy?

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Sha la la la la la

What the hell?

You know we all can tell

He wants to—kiss Ciel

Sha la la la la la

Now they're alone

In Sebby's ancient home

Maybe he'll kiss the boy

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Sha la la la la la

Contract's done

So time to have some fun

Go on and kiss the boy!

Sha la la la la la

Did you guys see?!

He just caressed his cheek!

He's gonna kiss the boy!

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He's gonna kiss the boy!

He wants to kiss the boy!

He's got to kiss the boy!

He really kissed the boy!

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