Disclaimer: No Kuro or Mermaid pwnage here.
Author's Note: A bit of 2 AM madness. Not my best parody-lyrics ever, but it amused me nonetheless. I hope it amuses you, too. (And if it initially doesn't, might I suggest re-reading it at 2 AM? That usually helps.)
Dedication: For 12gatsunohime–san. 'Cause you and your silly avatar are the ones to blame for this. X3
Warnings: SebastianxCiel (ZOMGSHOCK). Spoilers through the end of the anime.
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Kiss the Boy
~To the Tune: "Kiss the Girl" From The Little Mermaid~
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There we see them
Lying sprawled upon the grass
He tilts his young master's head and leans down
As the sparks all flash
But the tension breaks
As the picture takes
And true intentions clash
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Still, he wants him
For more than a meal, we mean
Ciel feels the same way, too,
According to the shouta-theme
And with that corset scene
Would it be that obscene
For Seb to kiss the boy?
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Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Why won't he even try?
Why won't he kiss the boy?
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad?
It makes the fangirls mad
That he won't kiss the boy
X
Now's the moment—
The battle is almost done
A promise to close bright eyes
Until this last scuffle is won
Injured and weak
With lips near Ciel's cheek
And Ash is on the run
X
Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Look at the feathers fly
But he won't kiss the boy
Sha la la la la la
What a waste—
To let Ciel die chaste
Why won't he kiss the boy?
X
Sha la la la la la
What the hell?
You know we all can tell
He wants to—kiss Ciel
Sha la la la la la
Now they're alone
In Sebby's ancient home
Maybe he'll kiss the boy
X
Sha la la la la la
Contract's done
So time to have some fun
Go on and kiss the boy!
Sha la la la la la
Did you guys see?!
He just caressed his cheek!
He's gonna kiss the boy!
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He's gonna kiss the boy!
He wants to kiss the boy!
He's got to kiss the boy!
He really kissed the boy!
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