Chapter Five

TG: hey vantas

TG: hey vantas

TG: hey. hey vantas.

TG: KAAAARRAAAAT

CG: WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO WANT?

TG: i looooove you

CG: AND YOU'RE FUCKED UP. JESUS, HOW MUCH ALCOHOL DID YOU CONSUME? JUST… GO TO SLEEP, NOOKSNIFFER

CG: AND I LOVE YOU TOO

Karkat opened his eyes, only to be blinded by the light streaming through the windows. He hissed and closed his eyes, grumbling about the 'stupid fucking sun'. Beside him, Dave mumbled, and papped his cheek.

"Down, kitty," he sighed.

Karkat growled and shoved Dave's hand away. "Go fuck yourself, ass wipe."

Dave made a sleepy smirk, which had to be the hottest thing Karkat ever saw. That made him scowl and flip the human off.

"Aw, come on, Karkles. I thought you liked me," Dave pouted, jutting out his bottom lip.

The troll grumbled and crossed his arms over his chest. He mumbled incoherent words, most of which sounded like "Fucking", "Dave", and "Cute."

Dave smirked. "I know I'm adorable. No need to tell me."

Karkat scowled and was about to say something, until Dave brought him into his arms, for a long kiss.

Karkat melted right into Dave's touch, and forgot about his anger over Dave and the pain in his side. He wrapped his arms around Dave's waist, while the human wound his hair in the troll's soft and wispy hair. Karkat moaned in their kiss as Dave began rubbing the troll's horns. There was an electrifying shock whenever Dave did that. It had been years since Karkat had ever felt that feeling, and damn, was he glad that he could finally feel it again. Dave's hands snuck down from the troll's head, to his waist, where he used his fingernails to scratch Karkat's sides. Karkat sighed with pleasure, and raked his hands through Dave's almost-white hair. He shivered as Dave's hands made their way up his back, leaving that same shocking feeling behind. All while doing this, Dave was probing his tongue in the troll's mouth, while Karkat's teeth bit down on the human's lip, causing blood to draw. Dave ignored the stinging on his mouth, and continued to kiss his alien boyfriend.

Slowly, he pushed Karkat down on the bed, so he was laying down, and Dave was above him. "Your shirt. Off. Now."

Karkat could only nod as he quickly stripped his shirt off. Once it was off, Dave attacked Karkat's lips again, except this time, with more force. He ground his body against the troll's, making Karkat moan, and lean his body upward. Dave kissed down Karkat's neck, and down his chest. He licked back up, and kissed down again, toward the troll's happy trail. From where he was, Dave smirked and pulled down Karkat's pants, exposing his blood red boxers. Dave rolled his eyes. Typical.

Dave brought his hands down toward Karkat's erection, and ran his finger down it through the fabric. Karkat shuddered in pleasure. Then the human brought his hand down Karkat's boxers and grasped his bulge. Karkat moaned in pleasure as Dave raked his fingers over it. It was immense pleasure. And god did Karkat love it.

Dave brought his hands out of Karkat's boxers and heavily kissed the troll, nearly choking him with his tongue. Karkat was just about to get revenge on Dave by sucking his cock, when Dave parted from the troll and sat up.

Karkat groaned. "Why the fuck did you stop?"

Dave smirked. "Didn't know you wanted me that bad, Vantas. Well as I said in the note I left out yesterday, I have school."

The troll scowled. "Fuck that."

Dave laughed. "I have to go to school, grumpy. It'll only take seven hours."

Karkat groaned. "Fuck my life."

"Besides, we shouldn't fuck when you have those wounds. We should probably wait."

"Why?" Karkat whined.

"Because I said so. Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to take a shower. And you will not get up."

"What if I do?" Karkat asked, smirking.

"Then you'll have hell to pay. Now, stay, grumpy."

The human walked into the bathroom, but not before smirking as he saw Karkat flip him off.

When the human had taken his shower, and was ready to go, he walked into his room, and saw Karkat watching some lame romcom on TV.

"I'm leaving now," Dave said. "Don't burn down my apartment, Vantas. Or I'll kill you."

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever," Karkat grumbled, rolling his eyes.

"Bye, bye honey!" Dave laughed, blowing a kiss to Karkat.

Dave only laughed as the troll flipped him off.