Dream Girl

"Matt," Mello began nonchalantly, "what would your dream girl be like?"

"My dream girl?" Matt put the DS considering for a moment. He turned to face Mello. "I guess she'd have to be crazy smart." Matt shifted closer to Mello. "Real strong and independent." Closer. "I like blondes." Closer. "And it's kinda hot when she can look feminine or masculine." Closer.

Matt's face was inches from Mello's, his breath grazing the other's cheek.

"Do you know who my dream girl is, Mells?" Matt whispered

Mello shivered and replied, "Is it m-"

"It's Zelda, Mello." Matt said firmly, still in Mello's face. "Zelda is my dream girl."

Matt's resulting black eye lasted for the next two weeks.

Author's Note

I am alive. Surprise.

Also when Matt is referring Zelda being masculine or feminine he is thinking of her as Sheik.