I DO NOT HATE LIGHT YAGAMI. I HATE KIRA LIGHT. OH AND I DON'T OWN DEATH NOTE. JUST SAYING

Dear Imagay,

I hate your guts. If I ever met you in real life I would rip out your organs and bake them into a cake that I will share with L. Then I would attach all your limbs to motorcycles all going in different directions. L, B, Mello, and Matt would be the ones on the motorcycles. Then I will dip your bloodied body into the ocean so all your wounds will sting like a mother. Then I'll cut off your eyelids and tape them to the windshield of your father's car. Then I will cut off your "Man parts" (like you ever had any) and send them to Misa in a box, along with a note saying, "Like I ever really needed these." Then I'll spray pepper spray into your lidless eyes. Then I'll bring in Matsuda and have him shoot you in the shoulder six times. Then I'll carve every single person's name you ever killed into what remains of your battered and broken body. Don't worry. I'll be sure to write small so it will all fit. Then I'll put you in a room full of L, Mello, Matt, and B fans. And if there's anything left I'll have a taxidermist stuff you so I can hang you above my mantle. Did I mention I would film this and put it all on Youtube? No? Well I will.

Love,

Alex

~Author's Note~

I have an inside joke with a friend that she is Kira. This is the result of our Skype chat where she advised me to vent for a while so she could actually get homework done. If you like I may write for other characters I "hate."