Light gasped loudly, his brow furrowed and he quickly turned the page, reading as quickly as possible.

L rolled his eyes. Light had been like this for the past hour or so. Ever since Matsuda had slipped him a suspicious looking package… But was this really important? Watari had spoken to him about being paranoid.

'One more chance' L thought. 'One more gasp and I'm completely justified in my reaction…'

L's patience was rewarded about two minutes later with a large gasp coming from the boy handcuffed to him. L rolled the chair he was currently perched on over to the engrossed teen.

"What are you reading, Light-kun?" L asked innocently.

Light shut the book with an audible slam.

"NOTHING RYUZAKI!" Light answered loudly, his cheeks a bright red. L noticed the book was written Western style. He managed to make out the word "irrevocably" on the back cover before Light hid the book behind his back.

"Then let me see the book, Light-kun."

"NO!"

"Now, Light-kun."

"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"

Light was seriously regretting his choice of words when L had pinned him to the ground and was now sitting on him in his weird crouched pose. L turned the book over and read the title.

"…."

"…."

"Twilight, Light-kun?"

"IT HAD AN APPLE ON THE FRONT!"

"This drivel was written for hormonal teenage girls."

"IT'S QUALITY LITERATURE!"

~Author's Note~

Obviously these are completely inaccurate snippets my brain spawned. Basically don't believe anything written here. None of it happened.