DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

Who is Mycroft to tell Sherlock he is afraid of sex, but is it true? But Sherlock doesn't get a chance to say, since Irene is back and drugging him once more. Dubcon ect

(Mental hospital AU) Cas hasn't spoken in nearly 20 years, and he's on the verge of getting thrown out of yet another mental hospital. He is disrespectful, uncooperative, and antisocial, making it very hard for anyone to befriend him. But when Dean is admitted to the hospital, Castiel's whole world turns on it's head. SELF HARM TRIGGER WARNING FOR CHAPTER 23 & ALTERNATE ENDING!

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Dean's at it again! Dean has picked up a girl for a sexy night that is so hot and probably doesn't have too many run on sentences or mistspellings! Boy, that sounds super sexy!

The Doctor and the Detective sounds like a rubbish romance novel. The Detective and His Blogger has some potential though. Text "snapshots" of John and Sherlock's developing relationship from their admissions of romantic interest to their anniversary and beyond. Smatterings of Lestrade, Mycroft and others. Fluff and sarcasm galore! Rated for minor sexual references and language.

John and Sherlock have been married for 2 years, and they now have a son, Hamish. This fic is extremely fluffy.

Kirk's last regret before death is not being able to touch Spock. Now that he has a second chance at life, he wonders how to go about satisfying this inexplicable desire. Rated T because I'm not nearly good enough for M...yet.

Cas gets spooked and Dean finally admits he has feelings for his angel. Destiel. Warnings: Slash, boykissing, etc

Kirk knows that Spock has emotions, deep down, but he's only ever seen them come out twice, and both in relation to him. He learns there was a third time. K/S, post STID

Dean takes Castiel to a strip club, but Castiel does not want to be there, he's still a virgin and he doesn't want to lose that too just anyone. Random Destiel one-shot because I haven't posted in a while! Based on episode 3 of season 5. LOTS OF LOVEY DOVEY LAME CUTE SHIT BECAUSE ITS GREAAAAT!

What Dean could've written after 'Dear Cas.' This story is based on Twist and Shout. The story was written by gabriel and standbyme. It is wonderfully written and I am by no means trying to change it. It is great the way it is. It would be recommended that you read that story before reading this. Dean/Cas

A concerned Dean is trying to figure out what's wrong with Castiel while Sam plays matchmaker.

Based on the events in Star Trek: Into Darkness. Kirk wakes up and sees his first officer beside him and knows that something is bothering the Vulcan, at 2:14 AM, when realized fears are waiting in the wings.

When Spock fails to have his back after Pike's death, Kirk finds himself upset over the Vulcan's lack of acknowledgement to their friendship and lashes out, leaving their relationship tested during the mission to recover Khan. Can they put their friendship back together before their rift alters the course of time? After all, what is a Captain with his First Officer?

The longer Kirk and Spock talked to Khan, the closer their proximity became, until their arms were touching. When did that happen? This one-shot is delving into what is going through Kirk's mind while listening to Khan's story. One-shot. Complete!

'Tell me about Sherlock,' his therapist says gently. 'What do you want me to say' A post-Reichenbach fic. May be triggering for some readers. Angst/romance/hurt/comfort and more. Johnlock.

Jimmy gets exploded one too many times. Cas has to get a new vessel . Girl!Cas/Dean.

The doctor had just asked how bad the pain was when the pain spiked. Sherlock's initial response was a gasp that evolved into a whimper. "Ten," he gasped. "Ten..."

Destiel oneshot in which Castiel has fallen from heaven and is forced to get an anti-possession tattoo.

Castiel had never heard of this 'tickling' thing before, but strangely enough he found that he liked it quite a bit. Thankfully Dean agreed to do it again, and now all Cas has to do is keep his arms up and out of the way to let him work. That won't be so hard...right? Destiel tickle!fic goodness!

Cas and Dean are stuck in a lonely cabin while a blizzard rages outside. Things heat up though.

Castiel is feeling uncomfortable; Dean is removing his clothes in a motel room, and keeps telling him to relax. Will he? A quick oneshot.

Spock is frustrated when an ambassador won't stop flirting with Jim. Oneshot. K/S pre-slash/slash. T for safety, mostly, but also kissing and implied sexuality.

(Please ignore the title I'm terrible at titling things okay? Okay.) Dean and Cas enjoy a bit of pie while Cas is tied to the headboard. Established relationship. M/M

John stares him down over a cup of tea, all deliberate calm. "Sherlock," he says. "You're in love with me." [Johnlock]

At the one moment it matters, Sherlock sees but he does not observe. Character death. 221B drabbles.

In which Sherlock is an asshole to John for underlying reasons. John attempts to get back at him, but Sherlock negates it, as usual. Super fluffy towards the end.

"Well, Mr. Spock," The captain said, leaning in slightly. "It has come to my attention that today is a very special day for you."

John Watson wanted Christmas to be a time to enjoy. That is why cases had to wait and Sherlock had to stay in. Fluffy Christmas oneshot. SherlockxJohn established relationship.

Sherlock's submissive fantasies finally come to light, and begin an intense relationship of ownership and obedience between him and his army doctor. M Johnlock kink.

Book 1 of 'The Fallen': John is named a missing person. Someone is pointing DI Lestrade in the wrong direction. And as the days pass, John's situation only grows more dire. It seems like the disappearance of his best friend is the only thing that can bring Sherlock Holmes back from the dead. Warnings: Graphic Violence/Torture/Rape/Horror

Dark!John. AU, Non-canon. Extremely dark and violent. John Watson is harboring a terrible and dangerous secret from his flatmate. Jim Moriarty finds out and tries to use the knowledge to his advantage. John!Lock if you squint. WARNING. Graphic violence and dub-con. Bloodplay and blood!kink. If you have triggers, you've been warned.

After a rather nasty run-in with a criminal, John is on bed-rest for several days. Despite Sherlock uncharacteristically trying to help out, John's being an arse about the whole thing. One-shot. Slight Johnlock. Part of the JohnlockChallenges gift exchange on Tumblr. Rated due to language.

One afternoon Sherlock realises something important.

Prompt fill for the Johnlock gift exchange, for closetvictorian. Sherlock talks John into dancing with him, "for a case", but...

Sherlock tries to find a way to tell John how he really feels. Written for phoenixfoxfire's prompt: "Oh goodness, not exciting or anything, but I'd really love a new story about Sherlock telling John he loves him. I'd love a nervous Sherlock, because I think it's adorable."

"John was still looking at him, his stance reserved but open. He wouldn't act aggressively if Sherlock approached. The rage was leaving him once again. He felt it flow out of him utterly as he looked at his friend's blue-gray eyes. The rage vanished and love took its place." POST-REICHENBACH

Set in the Killer in Pink Universe- The pair take a case from a young man, Henry Knight, after his story about a great Hound that murdered his father. While there, Sherlock pushes John away, and nearly into the arms of the traumatized young man. John fights for his relationship, while trying to help Henry Knight overcome his demons. Retelling of Hounds of Baskerville SH/JW

A scene I couldn't get out of my head. Set in my Killer in Pink Universe, John muses on his very last night with Sherlock before The Fall.

There are a thousand ways to tell someone you love them, only a few of which are vocal. Making tea for the object of your affection, for instance. Or not complaining about violin music at three AM. Or, of course, taking a bullet for them.

Matthew has had one thing on his mind lately. But how will he do it? MatthewXReader. One-Shot. I assure you the story is much better than the title and description.

Everyone thought that the prospect of them was a joke; destined only to be told in comedic plays and such. But it was real; what they had was real, and what they felt for each other was real. It's just that the world didn't know about it; they still wonder, even to this day, if it is better that way. ZUTARA ONESHOT

John is fed up with Sherlock's experiments and he wants them out. What he doesn't know though, is that he's the subject of one of those experiments. Sherlock is desperate to find out whether the doctor has feelings for him as well and he develops a plan...

Sherlock performs an 'experiment' with a little help from one Molly Hooper. The question remains, is this an actual experiment, or something much more deep-seeded?

Non-consensual sex is great. Especially if you get paid for it. Meet Romano. He works at a porn industry, and is really hard to impress. But what if he starts to fall in love with one of the newest members? Rated M for SEX SEX did i mention SEX? Germano

Sherlock is confused, very confused, John is acting...distant and Sherlock is determined to find out why! However the reason could be something he never expected or could have ever hoped to believe. ONE-SHOT. J/S Slash

Dean and Cas are snowed in, in a cabin on a cold winter morning. Established Destiel. Shameless fluff. Enjoy, please R&R

Insomnia sucks, as the captain knows firsthand. He's been awake for a week. Why? That's what Spock wants to know.

This fanfic is set somewhere in Sunset. When that loverat creep of a Crowfeather asked Leafpool to run away with him. Leafpool doesn't seem too keen on the idea though...and Crowfeather confesses a terrible secret... OneShot Parody.

Italy wants to know what the term 'invading' means, so he asks Germany, we he refuses to answer with words, Italy forces him to use his body. Lots of milatary termanology, slight GreeceJapan. Sorry for any errors.

Castiel is no fool; he knows just how to fix Dean. Castiel/Dean, non-con

Castiel goes to Winchester Ranch to buy a horse for his niece's birthday 'cause he's that kind of guy and ends up getting the cowboy instead.

Join Sara as she maintains her secret by escaping to Ouran Academy, where she meets a cross-dresser, lovey-dovey twins, candy loving senior, silent mountain man, evil shadow king, evil nekos, and an idiotic king? Maybe she's not that weird after all... HIATUS

Kaoru gets rejected by his brother, and ends up spending more time with the person he least expected. His time with Kyouya blossoms into a romance that no one would ever imagine. Yaoi, lemons in later chapters. -COMPLETE-

3 Christmas snapshots of Sherlock and John. Christmas fluff, mentions of smut, a few swears. Sherlock/John. R&R, x.

A contagion aboard the Enterprise brings everyone's true emotions to the surface, even those buried under layers of logic. Based on TOS episode "The Naked Time".

After a small accident, Dean finds himself being able to see Castiel's wings. Eventually he finds himself being obsessed with them, secretly admiring them. What happens if Castiel ever finds out Dean is spying on his very private parts? Set mid-season 5.