WOW Hi to EVERYONE that is reading this right now! I haven't updated this since 2013! Yes I'm still alive lol. Well first off I Hope and Pray you are all doing well and are safe during this crazy time. I'm so sorry to all of my readers who wanted me to update my fics but I just lost any inspiration and ended up never got around to it. I'm doing my best to try and finish Harry's First Week in Hell, Pain, and I've started to rewrite You Can't Pull One On The Marauders. (I've noticed that I barely wrote much for the story and I've already added a couple more pages to the first chapter) I'm trying to get those done for you because you've definitely deserve to be able to finish those fics. I DO have some other ideas on my list of things to write but right now I'm trying to keep them on the back burner until I get those stories done.

BE SAFE LOVE YOU!!!!

things you will probably find in my stories

i'm a big Marauder fan (except for peter)

i use "uncle" when Referring to Sirius and Remus towards Harry

i will make a point that i don't like Peter since i don't like those that would betray their friends

not a fan of the Dursley's

i like changing the fate of the marauders and lily (except Peter) ;)

i call the Marauders brothers because they basically are :)

Remus, Sirius, and Harry are my absolute favorites in the whole series so my stories will probably go with them a lot.

Stories I like to read

Harry Potter fics

abused Harry/Sick Harry BUT then gets taken care of! (i like the ones where Harry has someone to talk to like a therapist but i hate it when he's in one of those clinics. I'm sorry but I'm completely against them they have practically no life in them and they don't treat their patients like human beings or even give them the simple courtesy of privacy it's disgusting and i wouldn't even send my absolute worst enemy there. the treatment there is not needed for people in those states they need help yes but treat them like human beings for gods sake!!!!!) sorry rant there i have much more to say but just pm me is you want to discuss.- and... hear me rant more

Harry goes into the care of Sirius and/or Remus

Dursley's pay

potters come back to life

someone goes into the past to change it so people live

Harry trusts Sirius and Remus

reading the books

neglect Harry/ but then gets taken care of too!!!

baby Harry with Sirius and Remus

Sirius lives

Cedric lives

Remus lives

Tonks lives

Potters lives

Moody lives

Fred lives

hugs (i'm a sap i'm sorry!!)

time-travel change the future (not alternate universe either same one!!)

Marauders era/ time

Peter dies (sorry for morbidness)

voldedork dies

Remus blaming Harry for Dept. of mysteries (wait i'm not done yet!) and then realizing it's not his fault and make it up to him.

Pick 12 of your favorite characters.

1 Remus Lupin

2 Harry Potter

3 Sirius Black

4 James Potter

5 Minerva McGonagall

6 Lily Potter

7 Tonks

8 Albus Dumbledore

9 Ron Weasley

10 Hermione Granger

11 Neville Longbottom

12 Hagrid

Now answer these questions!

Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?

Lily/Neville….. yeah I’m gonna have to say no here.

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

James Potter- SO HOT! Lol :P

What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

if Hagrid got Albus Dumbledore pregnant………. Well……. That would be……. Just well….that’s all I got.

Do you recall any fics about 9?

-A fic about Ron Weasley??? I MADE ONE! About Ron going to try and find a spot on the train in his first year! lol

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Harry Potter/Lily Potter- no Lily already has a partner which helped her make Harry so that would be very awkward.

5/9 or 5/10?

Minerva/Ron or Minerva/Hermione……. Well Minerva and Hermione do get along quite better than Minerva and Ron. Sorry Ron.

What would happen if 7 discovered 2 and 12 in a secret relationship?

-if Tonks found out Harry and Hagrid were in a secret relationship…. Hmmm… knowing her she would have barged into the action (how she found out) and then run the other way falling on her face as she did so.

Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic.

Sirius/Hermione- Sirius and Hermione get into an argument over whether or not Sirius sees Harry as James.

Is there such a thing as 1/8 fluff?

-Remus/Albus. Yes there probably is. Don’t know of one yet but when I find out I’ll let you know ;)

Make up a summary for a 7/12 hurt comfort fic.

-Tonks/Hagrid- Tonks telling Hagrid about her problems liking Remus in Harry’s sixth year and Hagrid helping her out and telling her some embarrassing stories of Remus to make her feel better.

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to go out with 1?

- If I wanted James to go out with Remus. I would write about James wanting to go out with Lily and Remus liking James. When James finally gets the date with Lily he realizes something isn’t right. Remus is jealous of Lily and doesn’t talk to James much and James wants nothing more than to talk to Remus and he realizes he wants to be with Remus. Lily sees this and breaks it off (though she is happy for the two and not offended) James chases after Remus and TA-DA!!!

If 1 and 5 got together, would 1's ex get with 7?

- If Remus and Minerva got together (cute couple). Remus’ ex would be Tonks who actually is 7……. She could fall in love with herself a lot of people do do that nowadays.

Create a title for a 4/9 humor fic.

a James/Ron humor fic……. I suck at these but it’s worth a shot. Okay- the Weasley’s need a babysitter of the night for Ron because he is too little to go where they want to go. James agrees because his wife is having their first child and Ron is only a few months old and so he figures he can get some practice. Ron is a very cranky baby away from his mother and James can’t get Ron to calm down. He does everything during the course of the day- rocking, feeding, diaper changing, bath, toys- everything ends up with James getting hit with something or getting soaking wet. Wealsey’s return and James is passed out with Ron sleeping on top of him. Any good?- Crickets- okay no then…..*sad face*

Would 5 and 8 make a good couple?

-Minerva/Albus. Yes they would make a very good couple!

How would you feel if 7/8 was cannon?

Tonks/Albus…. Well we would certainly never been bored I’ll tell you that. Lol

Characters i like

Harry Potter- he's the hero and he's got a big heart, and he isn't big headed. he didn't have a good childhood at all yet he does everything in his power to make sure people don't go through the pain that he did.

Ron Weasley- the best friend, extremely loyal- when he doesn't feel overshadowed, funny, and brave

Hermione Granger- smart and brave, she's proud of who she is and she help Ron and Harry out of a lot of trouble

Fred and George Weasley- four words describe them- "how can you not?" lol, they're the comic backbone in the story and when anything gets too depressing then they show up and they at least manage to get a few to crack a smile. (FRED NEVER SHOULD HAVE DIED!!!!!!!!)

Cedric Diggory- loyal, smart, noble, strong- all together good guy (NEVER SHOULD HAVE DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Sirius Black- i love him! he's a marauder, he's strong he's funny noble, he sticks up for his friends and he would rather die than see anyone of them get hurt, he's Harry godfather and plays a parental role to help Harry in difficult times. (NEVER SHOULD HAVE DIED!!!!!!!!!!)

Remus Lupin- I love him! he's a marauder, he's smart, noble, soft, kind, knows how to take a joke and and can dish out as well as he can take it. he's fun loving but also strict and cares for the safety of others; even if they don't like him. he would rather die than see his friends get hurt in anyway. he's like an favorite uncle to Harry and protects him whenever he can and plays a parental role to help Harry in difficult times. (NEVER SHOULD HAVE DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

James Potter-I love him! he's a marauder, he's noble, strong, funny, sticks up for his friends and family no matter what the cost. even though he's not there physically he still plays a big parental role to Harry whenever possible. the one thing i don't like about him is bullying Snape. and hexing people for fun. he grew out of his big head and got better (NEVER SHOULD HAVE DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Lily (Evans) Potter- firey aspect to her. she is smart loyal, strong willed, loving, a bit snarky, cheeky, open minded, and i find it classic that she tells James that she hates him since practically the first day they meet and six years of telling him that she dates and marries the guy!! if i was at that wedding i would be laughing my ass off cause that's just too funny. (NEVER SHOULD HAVE DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Nymphadora Tonks- she's a klutz... Like ME!! lol. she's funny smart loyal, and she likes Remus for who he is instead of what he is and that shows a lot about her character.

Albus Dumbledore- (though i might pick on him in the future a bit)

Minerva McGonagall- stern but fair and hilarious if you get her ticked off

Hagrid-likes his drink, fun loving and how can you not????

Neville Longbottom- i like that he's shy but he's able to stand up for himself. even though he's kind of a loner he's not afraid to stand up to and for the friends that he does have and he will stand up for what is right.

Arthur Weasley

Percy Weasley- i know not many people like him but he just seems like he feels unwelcome in his family and his family sorta treats him like he's the bastard child and feels he can't live up to his older brothers and his younger brothers and sister get all the attention. he just feels like he doesn't belong in his own family and i feel terrible for him.

Frank and Alice Longbottom- they were loyal to no end and suffered a great price for it.

Regulus Black- okay, weird but hear me out, he may have been an asshole and gone to the dark side but he learned his morals and tried to help the good of the world by sacrificing himself to help get rid of Voldemort.

Characters i do not like

Umbridge- she's a BITCH! enough said! :P

Peter Pettigrew- i'm sorry; but one thing i hate over anything else are backstabbers and untrue friends. and he betrays all of his friends who had always protected him, blames it on one of them, lives as a rat for twelve years, tries to put justice to putting his life over the lives of his best friends family- including his one-year-old child, runs away again, kills another child, resurrects a dark wizard, hides behind him, and tries to kill his old owner who used to feed him and took care of him and his best friends only son. no i don't like him one bit- idiot!

Voldemort- sigh... must i explain? pm me if you really do so i actually know if you do or not lol.

Bellatrix Lestrange- This bitch killed Sirius!!!

crabbe-

goyle

Greyback- he turned Remus into a werewolf and he's a sick savage.

Fudge- spinless moron who only cares about his image. (but i don't know where he got the lime green bowler hat though.)

the Dursley's- Harry-Cupboard, lied about his parents called their own family freaks, treat people like dirt... why didn't they die instead of Lily, James, Sirius, and Remus?? :( sad face. (Dudley i forgave after the last book so he doesn't count in the killing.)

Barty Crouch

Barty Crouch Jr.

Characters i'm not sure where to put just yet

Draco Malfoy

Lucius Malfoy- he's an all together bad guy, but he's got the cool-ass cane with his wand inside and he's like the classic bad guy

molly Weasley- ok, personally i think she smothers WAY too much! i personally don't like her but i read a fan fic that made me did and then i read the fifth book again and i went right back to disliking her immensely. she wants to be the only one Harry goes to for comfort and she disrespects Sirius by hitting him below the belt in the fifth book in the beginning by talking about not being there for Harry because he was in prison. who does that?????

Severus Snape- he is a backstabber, but he's for the good side. but he's also a bitter asshole who can't get over a grudge and doesn't care about who he steps on to get what he wants and proves that when he tells Voldemort that he can kill James and one-year-old Harry a keep Lily alive for himself! he is a terrible teacher and i hate the favoritism he plays and how he treats his other students. i know J.K Rowling made him a good guy but i can't help but think of how much of a bastard he is to people... then again... he's played by Alan Rickman.

Ginny Weasley-

My Stories

You can't pull one on the Marauders- working on.

Lean on me- complete

Harry's first week in hell- working on.

the sorting of 1971- complete

Sirius and Remus read Harry's Hogwarts years- working on- ADMINISTRATORS REMOVED FROM THIS SITE!! I MOVED THE STORY ONTO WATTPAD . COM WHERE I WILL BE CONTINUING THE STORY! JUST LOOK UNDER MY NAME!! :)

HERE IS THE SITE: http:///user/Showstopper1992

Pain- working on

Harry's life story even though he doesn't like it- working on- This story is in danger of being removed so i moved it onto point given's forum! look at the link above IF THIS STORY DOES GET REMOVED FROM THIS SITE I WILL BE CONTINUING IT THERE!!!

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