![]() Author has written 11 stories for Detective Conan/Case Closed, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Rise of the Guardians, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, Avengers, and Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗. Yo! Not much to say about myself. I mainly enjoy reading stories, but I do enjoy writing them. I have a few in mind, though you shall have to wait and see what I do with them. Okay, I'll do a little about me: Fav Anime/Manga: Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne Magic Kaito(to be honest, only reason i'm not a big fan of DC is because of its glacier paced plot) Kamisama Hajimemashite Assassination Classroom OHSHC SAO Code Geass Hetalia ROTG Okay, saw this on someone's page, and I found this funny. What I am is in bold, with my comments on different stereotypes in parentheses. Be warned, sarcasm and jokes abound. Oh, and feel free to share this on your profile as well. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Yes, because eating right and exercising never lead to people being skinny.) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Yes, because there aren't people who flip the bird at the world.) I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. (So Mulan was a boy…) I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. (Or I just live in America.) I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (Yeah, 'cuz, like, all blondes totally talk like this!) I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. (I thought Jamaicans were fast runners…) I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm. (The Country? Which one? There are nearly 200 in the world.) I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. (…And other countries don't?) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (I thought Asians were supposed to be nerdy?) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. (Oh right, all the capitalists are Jewish.) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (Really? I didn't know a virus specifically targeted us by our sexuality.) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. (I mean, it's not like any straight people make sex-tapes, don't be ridiculous!) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. (After all, look at Jafar! He tried to use magic to take over the world!) I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Or a famous, rich person with some unidentified animal as my hair.) I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (What if I don't believe in hell?) I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Yes, it's not like the Irish legalized Gay Marriage. Or any other Christian country.) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Yes, my religious friends are choking me with their religion.) I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (You're right, it's because of Atheists that we have Global Warming.) I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals (I mean, it's not like people who are devoutly religious haven't committed murder and genocide before.) I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. (I mean, a lot of Republican voters aren't poor.) I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Yes, it's not because of a Democrat that all citizens are supposed to have health care, or unemployment went down.) I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay (Oh, totally, we are not borrowing our thoughts about this issue from the Ancient Greeks.) I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (I mean, it's not like I could possibly need them for something like pain or ADHD.) I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (This makes me suspicious of my brother now…) I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (Yes, only the Irish have bad drinking problems.) I'M SCANDINAVIAN so I MUST love fish. (I mean, it's not like other countries are famous for their seafood. Now let's go get sushi!) I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. (Wow, none of the 7 Elevens around here have Indian owners.) I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (I thought the stereotype was that they were alcoholics and addicted to gambling?) I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... (We like sex, yes we do, we like sex, more than you!) I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (Yes, that is why I have several in my AP classes.) I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (Then why did women in Medieval Europe wear skirts all the time?) I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (Yeah, I mean, how else could one like the music?) I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (Yes, it's not like rich people give their money away to charity.) I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I mean, it's not like other colors easily go with black, and it is so easy hiding stains on my black clothes.) I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Ikr, now let's go by $1000 worth of shoes and dresses I don't even want! I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. (It's not like I have a family or any friends I could be spending time with.) I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (After all, there is no such thing as a monogamous relationship.) I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (You mean you don't have total control over who you fall in love with and you don't act upon all romantic impulses you may have?) I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. (I mean it's not like I said yes to my boyfriend of 3 years and the condom broke.) I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (It's not like old white men that aren't Polish don't do it.) I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (Yes, all Italians are male.) I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! (They wish to take us back to the days when Ra was worshipped as the Great Sun God!) I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (It's not like Sailor Moon wasn't pretty throughout the whole show!) I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (After all, study groups don't exist in real life.) I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (I mean, I can't live in a Shoujo world after all.) I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I mean, I can't just like the way it looks, or not know how to put on my own clothes.) I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (It's not like majority of celebrities seem to be heterosexual.) I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (I'm not Bambi after all.) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Why else would I hang out with males?) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I play games, like Karuta, does that count?) I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (I mean, none of my coworkers have small sizes.) I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. (Trump just keeps confusing us for Mexicans.) I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (It's not like my clothes are comfortable at all.) I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. (Just like Siberia!) I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (All hail the Black Hitler. The Daily Show is god!) I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO (And hanging out with straight people means you're straight too? You don't have a strong grasp of logic, do you?) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. (Or an American Celebrity.) I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. (Not like White Folk don't already do that.) I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (Polish=Jewish=Capitalists.) I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. (Wouldn't you be if you lived here?) I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. (Especially our Emperor who turns into a llama.) I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. (I thought there was only One Direction…) I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (Not like all children are virgins.) I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (It's not like we have any significant female characters in gaming.) I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (I'm white and I like fried chicken.) I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I'm not understanding your logic there…) I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Still not understanding logic, I see…) I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. (Not like Disney Channel didn't make a show about us.) I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. (It is total dedication to the culture or nothing.) I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (Most of my friends are Asian, and I was the president a club that's full of Asians where we just sat around a waste time once a week) I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (I also don't eat any pork nor shellfish.) I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (I'm mixed European… At least I don't have French in with my English.) I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. (After all, the swearing gene is only on the Y-chromosome.) I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. (After all, the only terrorists reported on the news are Muslim.) I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Seeing as my school's band went to the inaugural parade for President Obama, twice, and all the way to London a couple of years ago, I don't think my friends are dorks…) I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (No, I more see him as Arabic, just like Santa!) I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect (Yes, that's where America screwed up, we didn't elect a mormon president.) I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black! (That statement can be proven wrong in one glance at an extremely shiny surface) I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (After all, why else would we like the dark?) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. (I'm not allowed indoor plumbing.) I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (…Or I'm unique, just like everybody else.) I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (Not like I can't have big bones or muscle mass.) I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (After all, I have nothing else to do in my spare time.) I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (You can't even hold yourself horizontal while only being held up by your legs more than four feet of the ground? You poor thing.) I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (How young is 'young'?) I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (After all, I must look down upon those less fortunate than I am.) I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (It's a pastime shared by my people!) I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. (Because my parents so did not save up a lot of money to buy a new car and gave me their old one.) I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (Never heard that one before, but I do like watermelon… Sadly, I'm not black.) I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (No, I think that is known as Try-sexual, not bisexual.) I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. (…I have no comment for this.) I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. (Shall I point out that the former president of the USA, George W. Bush, was?) I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. (Prep? You mean like from a college prep school? I go to one, but I'm not rich.) I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I don't mind the sun, when it's not too bright.) I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Why else would I want to waste my time around these people?) I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. (Or a rock star that wears paint on jeans.) I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (Meow! :3) I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Even those homophobes who want to burn all the gays!) I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (Ya gotta do what everyone else is doin'.) I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I can't just be kind and accept everyone has their own set of skills.) I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Ugh, people. I don't wanna put up with their stupidity right now.) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy. (After all, how else could I like cheesy puns?) I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Or they are just being idiots and I hope they are smarter than they're acting.) My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (Genetics has nothing to do with it at all, nope!) I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I'm not a bitch! Now bring me some ice cream to make up for my hurt feelings.) I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (Even when I'm biologically not supposed to have them!) I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Not like it's a booming industry now.) I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. (All my friends are in the exact same career as I am.) I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. (Just like all people from Hawaii surf.) I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. (Gothic Cathedrals, like Notré Dame.) I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (Because all hetero girls only wear skirts.) I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Oi! I'm the president of that club, and don't you call my underlings freaks!) I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (What if you fangirl over an animated character?) I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (There is no other sign that you are perverted.) I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (My brother is the spoiled one.) I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (*brandishes wooden sword* I can use this.) I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (You forgot gun-toting and saddled with college debt I probably won't pay off until I'm retired!) I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. (Especially the nice wool their fleece becomes.) I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Why else would anyone take up this job so young?) I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (I'm surprised all the American accents don't get put on here…) I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (Unless I'm tied down to her with marriage.) I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (Along with our great Health Care system.) I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. (Which kind of disabled?) I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Not like I can't believe in equality for all.) I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (…Why?) I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. (Not like I want to save myself from UV rays.) I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Not like I need it live, right guys?) I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental disabilities and is A MURDERER! (…I must contact Hungary to warn her about Prussia.) I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (Wow, my American citizenship is overriding my English ancestry, because I only fit one of these things.) I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I apologize for all the stupid things my ancestors may have done to your people, but can we accept that it wasn't just Europe's fault that our world is messed up?) I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (I mean, I have to like romance as a genre no matter what!) I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Because popularity is everything and true friends are worthless.) I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (Or I have common sense.) I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Yes, my characters are exactly who I am in real life, supernatural powers and all.) I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Don't tell me you don't.) I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. (I can't just do simple, clean rituals.) I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. (Not like there aren't other Pagan gods.) I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (Even if the pregnancy is from rape or is a danger to the mother's life.) I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (Check, check, Nope, Question mark for me.) I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. (…as does every guy, right?) I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Aren't there entire animated features dedicated to mature adults? Plus, who doesn't love Nick's Avatar: TLA?) I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I'll happily put away my reading and talk, as long as my brain isn't melting out of my ears by the time we're done.) I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (Yes, just like most people on the planet.) I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (Now hush, my master is speaking to me.) I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I'm American, I'm allowed to, plus, Congress makes it so easy to disagree with them!) I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (You apparently never have watched Harry Potter.) I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY (Not like hetero women don't like it about as much as hetero males like yuri.) I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED (What, I thought I was a pretty, jumping dolphin!) I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (By your logic, all women are outcasts… Would that no longer make them outcasts?) I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK. (It can't possibly go with my outfit at all!) I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Now excuse me while I go read some college acceptance letters, finish my homework for AP Physics, and practice my dance for the school play.) I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. (It is part of my ancestry, and I am white…) I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Well, I can't spot spelling errors to save my life, so I make up with grammar.) I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (I hate the world and everyone in it…) I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Muhammad Ali?) I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. (I've been down to there, and hung out with a bunch of people from there, and we never actually did those things… I guess I missed out, huh?) I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times (Haven't been to one, but they sound fun!) I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. (Just like every straight girl is after gay guys!) I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (I still have my wooden sword…) I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak (Again, marching band is not seen as a geek thing at my school, as they are internationally known.) I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. (Why else would people choose to do it?) I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (I can't be a supportive person who cares about them and wants to help them.) I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD. (Not like I can't just be smart.) I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (Yes, I was a wimp because a child's words brought me to tears while older boys would beat me and get nothing except me charging right back in.) I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (You've never heard on critiques, have you.) I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake (Oh no, maybe I should check it again so it is just right before I turn in my drawing of a line…) I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (After all, who doesn't want to share their most embarrassing secrets with those around them?) I'm a HETALIAN FAN, so I MUST believe that every stereotype is true! (Ikr! All English people have big eyebrows and hate the French! And what's that country north of America?) |