Hello, dears. My name is Kirbie, but you could also call me Kai if you'd like. I'm fine with either. I'm twenty one. I quite like writing, as you may have guessed. I hope that someday I can be an actual published author. If you compliment my writing I'll probably make this face: *u* You just remember that. When I'm not at work (I manage a pet shop) you can find me at home with my dog and cat, probably drinking tea, definitely screwing around on the internet.

Oh, and I have an incredibly well developed plan to take over the world. So look forward to it.

Hey, look! I'm on Tumblr! (If anyone cares.) I can be found here! I reblog a very wide variety of things, so you'll have to check it out for yourself tbh. Much aesthetic though.

Yeah, so, I know. It's been literal years. And I'm endlessly sorry. This page has seen my transition into adulthood and that screwed my creative writing drive. But I still would love to keep writing for you guys. And I haven't given up yet. I'm gonna update someday. I promise.
-K (12/16/16)

Awesome place to go visit: The Criminal Minds Weekly Prompts forum. We've got a bunch of cool games, chats, and writing prompts for you to check out! You'll be entertained, I promise!

Awesome person to go visit: MY TWIN! Whiitewolf. She's pretty much the best person ever and an awesome writer, so all of you just need to go look up her stories. Right now. Have you gone yet? You better have. Also, she's beta'd most of my recent stuff, which is a big part in making it so good.

Things I love:

Books: Harry Potter, my ultimate and always favourite. Anything by Stephen King, especially the Dark Tower Series. And a LOT of other randoms. I love reading more than most everything else. Book recs always welcome!

Movies: Harry Potter, of course. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. The Breakfast Club. Spirited Away. Into horror movies as well.

TV Shows: The Walking Dead. The X-Files. American Horror Story. Criminal Minds. Ouran Highschool Host Club (gotta have at least one anime). Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Supernatural. Doctor Who. That 70's Show.

Music: twenty one pilots. Halsey. Ed Sheeran. 5 Seconds of Summer. One Direction (rip). Demi Lovato. Little Mix. dodie. All Time Low. The list is endless.

Youtube: RoosterTeeth and most of it's affiliates. Like Achievement Hunter. And Markiplier. Gotta love the gaming youtubers. Past that... Dan Howell and Phil Lester. Carrie Hope Fletcher. Dodie Clark. Emma Blackery. Zoella. And many, many more.

I decree that as long as I live, I shall never abandon any story that I begin to write. I pledge it to all of you. I promise. I will never do that. You have my word. And yes, this is still something I stand by, even though it's been literal years. Whoops.

And this right here is going to be my disclaimer, because I'll probably forget. I don't own anything. No matter how much I wish I did. (Which is a lot. I mean, imagine owning your favourite show. Go on, do it. It's a nice thought, isn't it?

Competitions and Placings: I enjoy entering Harry Potter fic competitions every now and again, if you haven't noticed. They're all on the HPFC Forum!

Something's Gone Wrong placed first in the Fantastic Beasts competition!

Going Home placed second in the Songs Covered by Glee competition!

Trusting in Transfiguration placed third in the My Favourite Subject competition!

I also entered two others, The Story of Mirabella Plunkett for the Chocolate Frog Cards competition, and Hope for the Dumbledore's Army competition. I unfortunately didn't place in the first, and the second was strangely never judged. But I'm proud of both of them anyway!

Thanks for reading, everybody!