I do not own Criminal Minds. Sadly CBS does.
I just borrow the characters and place them correctly. M&G
Alright so I borrowed this idea from one of Allie357 stories. She did a "You know your obsessed with a crime show if…" This however is based purely on Criminal Minds. (totally recommend her story though. Its hilariously accurate. )
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1. You know the exact date and time Criminal minds comes on
2. You miss Gideon and you still believe he will come back one day.
3. Yes, Dr. Spencer Reid is a Genius
4. You know that Hotch doesn't smile at almost anything anymore
5. You hate Kevin Lynch with a passion and whishes that he would just "disappear" already.
6. You know that Reid can read 20,000 words per minute and has an IQ of 187
7. You know all the nicknames that Morgan and Garcia have for each other
8. Even if it's a repeat you DEMAND to be there on time to watch it
9. You have threatened your TVIO bodily harm because it missed the recording when you got home
10. Criminal minds somehow comes into almost all of your conversations
11. You cried when Garcia was shot, when Reid got kidnapped, Elle got shot, Morgan was almost blown up, or when Hotch was left there dying
12. You learn most of your worldly facts from Reid (6 elevator related deaths per year and 10,000 resulting in hospitalization)
13. You can hum the theme song by memory
14. Or you hear it and yell "Criminal minds is on!"
15. You missed JJ when she went on maternity leave
16. You would die inside if they didn't pair your favorite pairs together. (I.e. Morgan/Garcia, JJ/Reid, Emily/Hotch. Etc)
17. After watching criminal minds you dream about becoming a member of the FBI or BAU
18. You friends call you a nerd because you can sprout off random facts about serial killers
19. Garcia, JJ, and Emily = BFF's
20. You know that Reid wears mix matched socks
21. You now try to profile all of the people you meet
22. YOU HATE STRAUSS
23. Just because of Derek Morgan, You feel the need to kick down a door
24. Rossi and Emily are new and you give them a hard time for taking the place of the originals
25. Oracle of Quantico is amazing
26. You bold out the letters CRIMINAL MINDS to put emphasis when something asks you what your favorite show is
27. You know who shot Hotch and you know that he HAS to be alive
28. You know two episodes where Derek Morgan has his shirt off and you take extra special notice to watch them every time you can
29. Horror movies aren't fun anymore. You know the killer before anyone else because of your now profound profiling skills
30. Hotch as pirate number 4 sounds really hot
31. You have/attempted to write a fan fiction about Criminal Minds
32. You have read more then 48% of the Criminal Minds fan fiction page
33. The "Red-Skins" is actually a football team (01.04 Reid's birthday present)
34. You've recruited one or more of your friends to watch Criminal Minds
35. You've looked up Criminal Minds videos on you tube
36. You have added at least one of theses videos as a favorite
37. Criminal Minds books is the best thing since "Physics magic"
38. Physics magic is the coolest!
39. You wish you shot Battle yourself
40. When Hotch's eyes get watery, your already crying
41. You dream of a Criminal Minds movie
42. You have fantasized about at least one of the characters
43. You squeed when Derek said "I love you" to Penelope
44. Your heart broke when they both didn't get it
45. Emily's mom makes you a little uneasy inside
46. You know that JJ used to collect butterflies
47. Reid afraid of the dark plus JJ being afraid of the woods is adorable
48. Reid why are you still afraid of the dark? "BECAUSE OF THE ADHERENT ABSENCE OF LIGHT!"
49. Dr. Spencer Reid is the hottest thing to ever rock a sweater vest
50. You say things like "WE are going to catch Foyet " or " how dare he hurt OUR boys"
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So this is just a little spoof.
I Thought it was funny so Read and Review please and thank you