Name: jinxedpixie (let's leave it at that)

age: 22

Date of Birth: 12/30/90

College: BSU (Bemidji State University) use to be Cedar Crest College

short and simple: I love horror movies, and I go out and buy them just to own and watch them, I'm working on the texas chainsaw massacre, halloween;

and soon to start: jeepers creeper, wishmaster, and puppetmaster

and i swear no one has ever heard of wishmaster or puppetmaster for that matter, it is infuriating

I love to read, play ddr, bike, crocheting, writing, knitting, and anime/manga

fav. movie: Serenity (I'll watch it 24/7)

fav. anime: inuyasha, naruto, vampire knight, trigun, etc.

fav. book: Star wars, harry potter (u should see how my books look like now), stephen king books, animorphs, remant, Shade's Children (really good book by Garth Nix), Seventh Tower, etc.

fav. : star trek the original and deep space nine, CSI: Las Vegas and Miami, greys anatomy, numb3rs, Charmed, etc.

and my first fanfic is naruto, i wanted it to be wishmaster but we don't have subject for it, goes and cries for bit. oh well, i'm over it.

Copy Paste Thingies

(A/N By the way, feel free to copy any of the quotes! You probably already knew that, but just in case...)

Me: People say. 'When life gives you lemons make lemonade.' I have to disagree with them. When life gives you lemons you should squirt it into that bitch's/bastard's eyes.

Karissa: don't forget to breath. Riley: it is vital to your health

Cady (my littles sister, it's pronouced like Kay-Dee): Are you kidding me, I feel like a pinata on a very very bad day. -reply when people were talking about her bruises that she received from powderpuff-

I am a writer, so be careful what you say around me, it is my duty to steal sayings from everyday people. And I stole Riley/Karissa/Cady saying because i thought they were kickass.

"A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer" -Karl Kraus

Books quotes:

Cowards die many times before their death / The valiant never taste of death but once. - W. Shakespeare

You create your own universe as you go along. (Churchill)

What is a friend? One soul in two bodies. (Aristotel)

"Your dead, Potter."- Malfoy "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around..."-Harry from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life." - Hatake Kakashi

Simple quotes:

Without suffering there would be no compassion.

The worst way in which you feel someone's absence is to stay near him and to know that he will never be yours.

Don't you ever stop smiling, even when you are sad, because you never know who might fall in love with your smile.

Love me when I deserve it the least; that is the moment I need it the most.

Every man is the architect of his own future.

Take me out of this world which has you in it.

Life is divine chaos. Embrace it!

The toes you step on today may be attached to the ASS you will have to kiss tomorrow.

Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off. Call me a bitch and I'LL SHOW YOU ONE! Call me crazy, but you have no idea...

Life is not worth living if you don't have something worth dying for.

Suicide is a way of telling God: 'You can't fire me! I quit!'

I'm trying really hard to care, does it show?

-I hate nothing. Just dislike with a passion of a thousand suns.

-All the nice guys are ugly, and the hot ones are rude. The Hot and nice ones are gay...

-You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

-Sarcasms is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

-I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm BETTER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUUU

-The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.-Murphy's Military Laws

-Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG because who has time for drugs if you're reading, plotting, writing, and checking reviews?

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Remember the "Boomer-rang" effect; Whatever you do will always come back

Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.

Being dead right, won't make you any less dead.
and Having the right of way, won't make you any less dead.

Murphy's Law Current Revised

Any thing that can go wrong, HAS Already Gone Wrong! You just haven't been notified

If authority was mass, stupidity would be gravity.

McFalls' Maxim:
No degree of acceptance can ever change the facts. Translation: You may come to terms with being screwed, but nevertheless you're still screwed

The Law of Stupid Tricks:
Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.
Chaos always wins, because it's better organized.

The Wingwalker's Rule:
Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come...

If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, the pessimist fears this is true.

If it looks good, And it taste good, And it feels good, There has got to be something wrong some where, So be careful.

Common Sense Is Not So Common

Power Is Taken... Not Given

key to happiness is to be O.K. with not being O.K.

The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.

Better to be a pessimist than an optimist because when you say the glass is half empty it will have to be refilled

It's not the drop that kills you... its the sudden stop

Time is a strange thing. It obeys no man, and no mind. Sometimes it runs very fast, sometimes, very slow. Occasionally it refuses to move at all. It decides our age, when the day ends, and when night begins. Some say that time is impossible to record, even with the most accurate of clocks. Because time knows no numbers.

People I know sayings:

Karissa Tatro: ...before it was such happy times, but one thing changed it all, having hate being mad is part of pain, and your my forgotten memory...

"Give me back my cookie now. Give it back or I shall devour your soul, you worthless worm." Me...I was very hyperactive that day...Don't ask.

Fanfiction of Mine

No Summaries for those that are posted

It's not just blind love, I actually care about you (Gaara fanfiction)

Complete 19/19 chapters

Working on a Sequel

Child of Blind Love (possible name): Kyrie was named after her mother and because of her mother's death she is sequestered. She wishes to get out and see what is outside of Sunagakure. What she doesn't know is that Orochimaru has plans for her like he did her mother.

Not up chapter: Ch 2/chapters

Sequel to 'It's not just blind love...'

Magick Loves Explosions (Deidara fanfiction)

In Progress 13/ chapter

Falling for the Plant Man (Zetsu fanfiction)

Complete 39/39 chapters

Working on the Sequel

Of Silvertongues and Firestarters (Zetsu and Kakuzu fanfiction)

In Progress 2/chapters

Sequel to 'Falling for the Plant man

New Life, New Powers, New Reason to Live (Justice League fanfiction)

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