Chapter 10: The Peach's Search for Serial Killer
Serial Killer was on the loose.
Although I tried to tame her urges, you cannot house trained a born savage. I looked at the damage she left behind.
A headless teddy bear with stuffing pooling around the body. Claw marks on the blanket and an open window. I concluded the man left the window open and forgot. Despite my many warnings not too due to Serial Killer's instinct.
He will be punished later.
I set out to find her before she takes advantage of some poor fool that had no idea what they're getting into. Since I turned five, they have been more lenient on letting me go outside by myself…. A yard away. But since HE let out a merciless horror during this unkeen time, I don't care.
I went to the market where I know I can find stray victims.
In my loudest voice I scream out "SERIAL KILLER!"
The market went dead silent. How respectful, now I can actually hear any painful yowls.
"SERIAL KILLER!"
The peace didn't last long as everyone started screaming and running away. I had to move to avoid getting trampled. Rude. But I didn't see any wandering fluffy cloud, so I follow the weird crowd.
I tried the park next. "SERIAL KILLER!"
Mothers screams and took their children home.
Sheesh lady, overreacted much?
I walked past office buildings. "SERIAK KILLER!"
The sound of feet pounding, panicked screams, and glass breaking followed behind me.
I found some weird land where people were fighting. "SERIAL KILLER!"
The people stopped fighting and stared at me. I stared back. Their pupil-less eyes freaked me, so I quickly tumble away screaming loudly "SERIAL KILLER!"
I tried the alleyway next "SERIAL- oh there you are… oh no."
There she was with another cat next to her, and a line of willing suitors waiting their turn. "SERIAL KILLER!" I shriek. "DO NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THESE KITTEN!" I scooped her up, she yowls unhappily.
"I should neuter you, you Cougar." Her heat ended a week ago, but everyone wanted her attention. Boys wants what they can't touch. Can't blame her.
I carried her home. She comfortably adjusted herself on top of my head.
…
"Sweetie, did you lose S-Serial Killer today."
"Not me, the window was left open."
"Well, next time. Wait until mommy and daddy come home so we could find him together alright? You scared a lot of people today."
Why?
I played along with her "okay, sure."
The bedroom door close and I went back to my drawing.
*BONUS*
"We need to get her to change the demon's name."
"Ah wah! But Aoi! She chose such a great name!"
"She literally scared off half the village just by looking for her cat!"
"They do not appreciate Momo's creativity."
"The Hyuga complained."
"They always have a stick up their as-."
"Get her to change the name or you will never get to see me in the red thing again."
Aoi looked smug at her obvious win.
"B-but… Aoi!"
"Get Momo to change the cat's name, or no more sexy time."
The threat lasted a month. Sexy time was back, and Serial Killer was here to stay.
I hope you guys enjoy this chapter. I'll see you again next month!
Now's the Chance.