"DON'T PANIC"

"There's a Lieutenant Crunch here to see you, sir." - Gus's secretary

"Lieutenant Crunch?" - Gus

"Actually, I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch now." - Shawn

"And... Here... We... Go!" Joker.

MY INFO:

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Name

'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee

Take all myself.

~Play: Romeo & Juliet, by: Shakespeare~

Name: Captain

Inspired by: William Shatner, James T. Kirk, Leonard Nimoy, Deforest Kelly, Spock, Leonard H. McCoy, Dalai Lama, Star Trek, quotes, The Statue Of Liberty, my dad, my mother, space, nature, people, the universe, history, Walt Whitman, J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter, and a BUNCH of other stuff.

My Writing: I'm not the best writer out there, not by a long shot, and I know this, really, I do, but I like to think that by trying and practicing, I'll keep getting better and better. I look back on some of my older works, on here and some just laying around, and I get annoyed, knowing that I wrote them and participated in some of my biggest writing pet-peeves. But you know what? As long as I keep improving, I think it's okay. I think I can forgive myself for my past writing mistakes and horrors as long as I learn from them and do my best to refrain from repeating them. So, I'm going to keep posting, hopefully I can improve my updating skills, and I hope that you guys keep pointing out how I can improve. I really do appreciate all of the comments you guys leave, all of the advice and suggestions you contribute, and the fact that you just take the time to even bother to read a story, or chapter, of mine period. So thank you. I know this all sounds really cheesy, and I'm probably coming off as full of myself and full of crap, but honestly, for all it's worth, thank you. I cherish each and every one; they really do mean a lot to me.

Spelling Mistakes/Grammatical Errors/Punctuation Problems: I apologize for any and all grammatical errors, spelling mistakes, and punctuation problems in my stories (and on my profile here as well). I know I have them generously sprinkled in my writing and I know what a nuisance they can be to read through. I do my best to keep them from slipping in, but some I just don't catch in time. If you could point out any errors in my stories, it would be much appreciated and I will do my best to correct them. :D

Random Fact About Me: I've had to tell my brain to stop narrating movies in my head. Like, I'll be watching a scene and then all of a sudden my brain will start trying to write everything that's going on, imagining how I'd put the actions and scenes into words. For realsies. :l

Warning: I'm horrible and slow at updating my stories because I am a cruel author who bananas wish to excrete their waste upon, but cannot... because they taste delicious as a pudding. :I And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you make no sense!

A few Quotes out of the literally thousands I have:

"Seek first to understand, then to be understood."

"Though this be madness, yet there is method in't." - Polonius, Shakespeare: Hamlet Act 2, Scene 2

"Seen any walking nightmares lately, Marshal?" - Shutter Island

"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once. Am I right? You had a bad day and everything changed." - The Joker

"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Ghandi

"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible." - Dalai Lama

"If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them." - Dalai Lama

"My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness." - Dalai Lama

"Is it better to live as a monster, or die a good man?" - Leonardo DiCaprio in Shutter Island

"You offend all reason, sir... I should like to offend it with you!" - Michael from Peter Pan

"It is not the years in our lives that matter most, but the lives in our years." - Abraham Lincolin

"Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy." - Agatha Christy

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"Jim, I have been, and forever shall be, your friend." - Spock

"I've been waiting for this day my whole life... This day of reckoning." - Nero

"James T. Kirk was considered to be a great man. He went on to captain the USS Enterprise... but that was another life. A life I will deprive you of just like I did your father!" - Nero

"Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life-forms and new civilizations; to boldly go where no one has gone before." - Star Trek

"You know, traveling through time, changing history... that's cheating." - Kirk
"A trick I learned from an old friend." - Spock Prime

"Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mother's and yours. I dare you to do better." - Christopher Pike

"... You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push! AHaha - Oh - aHAhaNAa ahaAH!" - The Joker

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction." - Albert Einstein

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."- Albert Einstein

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein

"The only real valuable thing is intuition." - Albert Einstein

"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself." - Albert Einstein

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." - Albert Einstein

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds." - Albert Einstein

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler." - Albert Einstein

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." - Albert Einstein

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." - Albert Einstein

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbably, must be the truth." - Sherlock Holmes

"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!" - Leonard H. McCoy

"Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons." - Spock

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" - Albert Einstein

Well, that's all!

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!

SO LONG, AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH.

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