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Author has written 29 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Anime X-overs, Harry Potter, Death Note, Batman, Sky High, Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead, Great Gatsby, Sherlock Holmes, X-Men: The Movie, and Sherlock.

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I can pretty much guarantee there will be something in there of your interest as my fanfictionism spreads to all sorts of crazy books, movies, and comics. Anything from Batman to Scrubs to Sherlock Holmes, to the Great Gatsby to Naruto to Harry Potter to National Treasure. You will see.

Name: If I disclose this bit of information, I'm pretty sure someone's going to use it against me.

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Birthday: August 20

Complicated Fascinations: Some, you know, fictions. Wow, that wasn't so complicated.

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I write slash. It's fun.

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Dear Joker by 4ofCups reviews

What happens when Ledger's Joker decides to take a hiatus from crime, dabble in journalism and dispense his opinions to the faithful readers of Gotham's premier advice column? He's got his own ideas about tact, social graces and virtue: they're overrated.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 34,989 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Joker

Joker's Playmate by Jokerlady reviews

During an encounter with the Joker to save kidnapped children, Batman falls prisoner of the Clown Prince only to discover a side of the Jester both intriguing, scary and sexy...SLASH!

Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 243,735 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 7/22/2007 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman

Marathon by Lomonaaeren reviews

HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry's life has become an endurance run, through the remnants of his stressful divorce, his strained relationships with his children, and his increasingly complicated job. But what might make things more complicated than the rest of it is what happens when he saves Scorpius Malfoy's life, and Draco Malfoy insists on assuming the life debt. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 181,026 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

Ancient and Noble Houses by Lomonaaeren reviews

HPDM slash. Harry discovers that becoming the Black heir means far more than just inheriting some vaults and property. Even with Draco Malfoy's help, there seems to be only a slim chance that Harry can escape the consequences. Updated every Friday and Saturday. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 82,191 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

Strength by Mercury Bohemian reviews

Five times Loki's physical strength surprised those around him, and one time it didn't. This was written as a response to a prompt on an anonymous meme. Contains Loki/Thor.

Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete

Mentally Yours by Numia reviews

Full Summary inside Because of his split personality, Naruto is sent to the Konoha Mental Institution. There, he becomes the victim of the sneaky, aggressive pyscopath: Uchiha Sasuke.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.

Superheroes by Co-Quill-Eon reviews

X-Men First Class fic: COMPLETELY AU. Erik and Charles meet cute. Very cute. Like, five year olds in pre-school cute. *Author Note inside.*

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete

Remembering by dinkleberg reviews

Charles Xavier tries his best to remember the man he loved. Cherik, oneshot.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete

System Discordia by Eris Mackenzie reviews

After a failed Death Eater rebellion against Voldemort, Draco Malfoy is found barely alive in Malfor Manor's dungeon. When asked why he betrayed the Dark, what will he say? The most unexpected person wants to know. HD slash

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,926 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.

Laughter with an 'S' by Kir Sirin reviews

Joseph Kerr: actor by day, psychotic mass murderer by night. Bruce Wayne: playboy by day, crime fighting vigilante by night. When both personas fall in love, insanity ensues. But things get crazy when the Joker sees who's really behind that mask. JxB

Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,269 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker

Locked Cupboards by Lomonaaeren reviews

HPDM preslash. Draco doesn't want to babysit Dudley Dursley because Potter is out of the country, and he especially doesn't want to hear what Dursley has to say to him. At first. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 123 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete

Pantheon by Lomonaaeren reviews

HPDM preslash, epilogue compliant. Draco has shut himself up in the Manor with his ancestral portraits and memoirs. These are his pantheon, the pattern he lives his life by. It will take his son and an unexpected friendship to change things. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,894 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete

Liberté, égalité, inimitié by 26Bentley reviews

Ten years have passed. A promising young officer in the Navy gets an invitation to a party full of respectable society. And some not-so-respectable. Will eventually be slash. Chapters are very short, I write slowly, lol.

Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,631 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008

Shadow Selves by Lauralot reviews

Living together against both parties' will is hard, and romance is never easy. Especially when your alter egos hate each other. Eventual Wayne/Crane. Sequel to The Knight and The Prince.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 268,766 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete

Buttercream Icing by songxbird reviews

Holmes/Watson Bromance. "Holmes," Watson interrupted. "This is hardly the time or the place to discuss the nature of my hygienic routine." Why did Watson stay awake after the duo was thrown in jail? To Holmes, the answer is obvious.

Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete

Soldier's Welcome by Lomonaaeren reviews

HPDM preslash, RWHG. It's the first year of Auror training for Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco. But Harry has plenty of other things to worry about than Draco. At least at first. First story in the Running to Paradise trilogy. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 45 - Words: 187,987 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

The Knight and the Prince by Lauralot reviews

Joker decides he wants to play mind games with Batman, and brings the Scarecrow along. Somewhat slash. Sequel to Say That We're Sweethearts Again.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 167,979 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete

Say That We're Sweethearts Again by Lauralot reviews

It's never easy to reconcile a friendship, especially if you broke the friendship by breaking your friend's ribs. Sequel to The Accidental Therapist.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete

Bare Knuckled by daina layturner reviews

.:SLASH:. Watson tires of fixing up Holmes after his boxing matches but will this once change everything? watsonxsherlock malexmale dont like dont read. please read and review

Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete

Struggle Opportunity by Lomonaaeren reviews

HPDM slash, HPGW, oneshot. The story of how Malfoy poisoned Harry against his friends and fiancee, or the story of how Draco rescued Potter from the clutches of people who didn't deserve him, depending on your POV. Threeshot. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,886 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

The Spider and The Fly by God of Insanity reviews

What happens when the Spider finally catches the Fly? WARNING: For MATURE readers ONLY *LEMON* YAOI M/M Nara/Sess

Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Naraku - Complete

Such is Fate by peroxidepest17 reviews

Prequel of sorts to “Never Gone”: You don’t have to know exactly what is missing to know that something is.

xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete

Cold Wars by peroxidepest17 reviews

America and Russia fight and make up.

Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/11/2009 - America, Russia

Corybantes by Lomonaaeren reviews

HPDM slash. Harry investigates a mysterious death at Draco's magic club, Corybantes. Someone has to be lying for the man to have died as he did- and Harry is afraid it's Draco. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,000 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

Gotham Boys by seditionary reviews

The Joker has escaped from Arkham, but doesn't feel very well. Batman is called in to re-capture him and discovers a terrifying secret. Can he get the madman back without endangering the citizens of Gotham? Slash, smut. Dr. Crane has a cameo appearance.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,130 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete

Draco and Harry: Escorts Entangled by Cheryl Dyson reviews

PART SIX of the Escorts saga. Draco and Harry thought their problems were over when they ousted Umbridge from the Ministry. It turns out their problems are only beginning. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,857 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

Cowardice by Mini-Chobi reviews

In which Holmes is clueless to the rules of the courting world, and Watson is accused of cowardice. H/W

Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete

Stanzas by Hanna B. L'Ectre reviews

A collection of 100-word drabbles, based from nineteenth-century poems and giving a look into the intriguing lifestyle of Mr. Holmes and Mr. Watson. Holmes/Watson

Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete

Trophy by Digitallace reviews

DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,761 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

The Accidental Therapist by Lauralot reviews

Sometimes you end up helping the villain, when all you intended was to bring him in. Sequel to Act Like We Are Fools. Rated for gore.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,458 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete

The Date by seditionary reviews

Bruce Wayne is ready to face an uncomfortable truth about himself, but when he makes a bold move, he quickly finds he is in over his head. Will he make the best of it? Or will a certain unexpected clown create more chaos in his life than he likes?

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,333 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete

Minty Malice by NIE9210 reviews

Enter the mind of a Joker follower--attached to the mad clown's persona to the point of self-destruction. How will an operation turn him against his idol, what's up with the candy cane, and will Batman be revealed as Bruce Wayne!

Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman

The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews

An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 311 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

Four Seasons by Hanna B. L'Ectre reviews

As the seasons progressed, Holmes and Watson found themselves inorexably drawn together. Four quick fics, Holmes/Watson

Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete

Never Gone by peroxidepest17 reviews

Even when the mind forgets the body remembers.

xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete

Cinderella, the short adaptation by Arh.581958 reviews

Harry Potter in Cinderella. The short version to what I may one day write a longer story too it you guys like it! DH.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

Corrupted Love by periwinkleXprecision reviews

He loved him. It was strange and unhealthy, yes... But it was its own form of love. A look at the Joker's past and his view of the great Batman. "What do you do when you don't technically exist?" B/J discontinued

Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,092 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete

Evening by snapmagic reviews

You've got to try everything once. RalphxJack. Slash.

Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete

The Burden of Memory by Digitallace reviews

Draco Malfoy has woken in muggle London, unaware of his name or his past. When Harry finds him he is healthy, content and preparing to marry a stranger. While trying to help Draco recover his memory, Harry falls in love with him and oddness ensues.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,179 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews

In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

Leporiphobia by Lauralot reviews

Anything can be terrifying. Even a rabbit.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2009 - J. Crane - Complete

Psychiatry by Memories Left Abandoned reviews

Title's lame, I know. AU. Riley can't seem to get something off his chest. Slash, one-shot.

National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete

In What Sense Thou Wilt by Memories Left Abandoned reviews

Ben subs for Riley's senior history class. Romeo and Juliet references and humor ensue. Slash, one-shot.

National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete

Poppet by Digitallace reviews

Harry hates Draco, pure and simple. However, Draco creates a Harry voodoo doll and uses it to show the other boy how love and hate can be easily confused. In essence, seduction by voodoo doll. Birthday fic for Ragnarok45. Takes place post war during 7th y

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,023 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

The Cake Game by kokoronoitami reviews

Warning:M/M, graphic sex, abuse, violence & lang. Batman searches for a weapon hidden by Joker. After abducting him, he's forced to accept his aid, becoming aware of a disturbing truth. How long can he endure the game before losing himself? R&R COMPLETE!

Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,754 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete

Two Way Mirror by AlexPrime reviews

Due to an explosion on the other side of Major Crimes, Batman watches The Joker in his cell using the Two-Way Mirror. Of course, Joker makes things interesting by putting on a little show and drawing an unwilling Batman into it. Oneshot, Bat/Joker Slash.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete

Tonight I Wanna Cry by Memories Left Abandoned reviews

He's going to get engaged, and I'm going to get drunk. Sounds to me like he got the short straw. BenxRiley slash. Rating for language.

National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete

My Love Potion by Bells of Tomorrow reviews

Hoping to impress a certain blonde doctor, JD buys his love interest a special gift, but when that gift falls into the wrong hands, unexpected feelings begin to develop...

Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,279 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete

Bottom Up by daflippnay reviews

JDCox. The older man groaned and swiped a hand over his face, because he didn’t want to admit that Turtlehead and Barbie were right, and by gum, that meant they actually had something in common . . . And it was knowledge of JD’s sex antics of all things.

Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete

Dangerous by Memories Left Abandoned reviews

After following Ben on every sort of dangerous adventure, he really even couldn't think of an excuse. Slash, oneshot.

National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete

Breaking by Memories Left Abandoned reviews

Riley looks back on all the time he's ever spent with Ben. Slash.

National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete

Saccharine Moon by Ani-Coolgirl reviews

slash. Dustfinger/Mo. Mo, Dustfinger, and one special, peculiar autumn night.

Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Mo F., Dustfinger - Complete

Love letters from the pen of Riley Poole by Dark-Dreymer reviews

Ben/Riley. Riley has only ever sent four love letters, the fourth one was to Ben. Just a quick little fic to take the characters out for a test drive. Do not own them, or there'd have been more kissing and maybe a few shirtless scenes XD

National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Ben G., Riley P. - Complete

Act Like We Are Fools by Lauralot reviews

This could only end badly, but he couldn't help but go along for the ride. Joker/Crane. Sequel to Mad Friends.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,255 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete

Kiss by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews

SLASH! Bats/Joker! The Joker's ever present grin was gone as he pulled the mask up slowly. The Joker finally gets Batman at his mercy and he has a little fun.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete

Scorched, or the Effects of Acid Rain by Ani-Coolgirl reviews

slash. Mo/Dustfinger. Even after all these years, he can’t get that damned fire-juggler to leave him alone – and it’s getting harder to order him away each time.

Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,198 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Mo F., Dustfinger - Complete

Road's Runner by Lover of Angelus reviews

There was just something incredibly thrilling about knowing that if you bit down too hard, your teeth would crack. Clark.Bruce

Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete

Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews

LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.

Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete

Christmas in C Sharp by Spastic Bookworm reviews

Come spend Christmas Eve and Christmas with Ben and Riley. Snippets of their holiday, and possible overuse of Christmas tunes. \No songs were harmed in the making of this fic./ Rating for mild slash.

National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete

What Our Parents Don't Know by Flower Powerer reviews

“Oh, is it true what they say, Scorpius? Can it really fly you to the moon?” Albus Severus/Scorpius OneShot Collection

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.

Dance In The Dark by PhoenixJustice reviews

Batman/Joker, post-TDK. It was so risky, but he had to; he’d do anything to get his Batsy. Anything.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete

Mad Friends by Lauralot reviews

Joker wasn't the only one Harleen Quinzel treated. The story of her fall to darkness through the eyes of her patient and friend, Jonathan Crane. Rated M to be safe.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,535 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete

Orange Juice by acollectionoffavoritequotes reviews

Alfred wasn't really expecting that. Nor was any of the Bat Family. However yes, that was the Joker in Bruce Wayne's Bed. SLASH. Of a crackish flavor. Ye have been warned.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete

Just before the dawn by ladystrider77 reviews

Batman strikes a dangerous deal with the Joker as the two of them go down the very darkest of roads. Eventual slash and higher rating. JokerxBatman

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,815 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008

Hold Out Your Hand by Lover of Angelus reviews

At the funeral the world had for Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent did not weep. AU. GORE. CHARACTER DEATH. LANGUAGE. IMPLIED SLASH. CKxBW.

Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete

Mine by SaJi reviews

Slash. Batman/Joker ...and in his mind repeated one thought. One truth. Mine.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete

Warning: Flammable by Spastic Bookworm reviews

We all know Riley loves his Converse. We all know why. But what about when, and how? Join Riley as he has a bad day that ends up starting the best thing in his life: Him and Ben. Best to read RC first if you don't want that one to be spoiled! Pre-NT1

National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete

Girls' Own Adventure by Lomonaaeren reviews

GinnyLuna femmeslash. When you follow dreams and sorrow into the Forbidden Forest, you never know what you might find. Maybe death, maybe love, and maybe the fae. Oneshot.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/6/2008 - [Ginny W., Luna L.] - Complete

Batman loves Joker by xxBEjrtnfTHxx reviews

Joker kidnaps Hannah Montana and takes her place at her concert. Batman being a huge Hannah Montana fan is at the concert and recognizes the Joker. He finds the Joker backstage and admits his feelings for the Joker. One-shot Batman/Joker. R&R

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete

The MarySue by Dallas W reviews

Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete

Without a Cowl by I am the Unicorn reviews

In which a mistake is made, the Joker discovers Batman’s true identity, and things take a general turn for the worst. Joker/Batman. Post-TDK universe. Ongoing.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,288 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008

The Afternoon Sun on The Midnight Moon by Lover of Angelus reviews

Bruce Wayne threw his head back and laughed. It was one of the most beautiful sounds Clark had ever heard. So, with glass in hand, Clark began to hunt down the source of that wondrous sound. BruceClark

Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete

Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews

It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews

One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 325 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

Testosterone Boys and Harlequinn Girl by yaoininja reviews

Set during TDK. “What do you want?” Bruce said, his braver voice returning to him. The Joker simply chuckled as if he was asked a simple question. “Well the answer is simple, silly! I want you,”. BrucexJoker Rated M for language and slash. Now, a Oneshot

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete

Holy Batbullsh t, Batman! by WayWard Childe reviews

TDK I guess. Adam West and The Joker conspire to Kill Christian Bale, So Adam West can be the ultimate Batman. Also they're gay lovers.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2008

MrJoker? by Luthy Lovett reviews

The Joker is approached by a fearfully frightening fangirl! Oh noes! O Dark Knight Joker, people. Just so ya know.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2008 - The Joker - Complete

The Jester and the Rose by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews

Yes, Harley Quinn was a pain in the rear, but she had her uses. HarleyxIvy. Femmeslash. R/R. Adult situations. ONE SHOT. Complete.

Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete

Busted! by eyeluv2d reviews

One night, the Joker managed to follow Batman home. He just saw Batman take off his mask and realized that Bruce is Batman. He decides to give bruce a little scare. :D

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete

PIM: Pokemon Instant Messenger by AnimeDutchess reviews

Oneshot, Palletshipping, Contestshipping hint if you squint. Welcome to Pokemon Instant Messenger, the top instant messaging system in all regions! Used by everyone...that may not be a good thing...

Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete

Simple Trickery by Single Rose reviews

ONESHOT. Batman/Joker. Bruce needs to get that bomb to be terminated before it explodes- but Joker holds the detonator. What will happen when the two face off? Rater T for mild Male on Male action and a teensy bit of violence.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete

A Matter of Chaos by I am the Unicorn reviews

Too much structure can either make or break a person. Joker/Bruce pairing. TDK universe. Oneshot.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete

Rewrite by Silver Pard reviews

"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/4/2008 - The Joker - Complete

Vignette 2: My Muse Has a Twisted Sense of Humor by Jokerlady reviews

Joker has escaped Arkham and is trying to device a plan to celebrate his birthday with the city and he gets his inspiration from the most unusual places... Joker's Birthday Party 2 of 3

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete

Dancing along the edge by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews

TDK: Batman makes a deal with the Devil in a Nurse's outfit. Batman/Joker slash. M/M Nolanverse. R/R please! COMPLETE. SHOT.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete

Bird Watching by Monopoly reviews

One shot. The time has come for Batman to take on a new Robin. What stands between the Dark Knight and his goal? A playground full of children, an angry mother and a can of Mace. The Batman doesn't stand a chance.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete

Getting the Record Straight by Monopoly reviews

One Shot. Dark Knight moviefic. Includes small spoilers. It is the opinion of the Gotham police force that the Joker would be easier to control if they knew his past and motivations. So it's lucky that he tells his story to all his victims, right? Right?

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/27/2008 - The Joker - Complete

Kill Me Romantically by Kir Sirin reviews

Tensions are high when the Joker realizes a certain little pussycat is close to snatching Batman’s heart with her sharp claws. And the Dark Knight has a plan to put Harley down once and for all. Gee, isn’t love grand? BatmanxJoker. Three-shot.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete

Downward Spiral by Blue Tears reviews

Dr. Crane’s descent into madness, ever pursued by Gotham’s personification of fear both in and out of his Kevlar suit. Crane/Wayne Originally Written in 2005.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete

Desperate Acts of Comfort Seeking by Igorina reviews

In the face of toe curling parentally inflicted embarrassment, Albus Severus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy find themselves turning to each other for comfort. A series of ficlets featuring Albus Severus x Scorpius, Harry x Draco and Ginny x Goyle x Pansy.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.

Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood reviews

The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

Explosion by Prince Edwin reviews

An unusual turn of events when the explosion takes place before anybody steps into the classroom. Slash. Pairing not stated, though the observant ones of you will know it before it happens.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete

Swallowing Pride by Unworthy reviews

Eighteen months after Bruce Wayne said goodbye, an acclimated Dick Grayson's life is shattered by a single news report: Batman's got a new Robin. Based on Batman 416. Eventual slash. Rated for future. Dick POV

Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman

Because God Has a Sense of Humor by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews

Harry's second child goes to Hogwarts. Who Albus makes as a best friend just proves that God, too, has a sense of humor.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete

Dynamics by Unworthy reviews

BatmanxJoker drabble.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete

Passing Shadows by Spike'sSavior reviews

“I’m hurt Batman, I rise from the dead and all you can say is that it is a trick?” Batman/Joker. Warning- Mentioned character death and suicide.

Batman - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete

Pause by WingsofSmoke reviews

“A momentary pause when the Fool’s words were interrupted and behind the curtain of silence, loneliness called for an audience...” Oneshot, White Owl/Cain

Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete

Five Things or Sexy Spectacles by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews

Ben Gates loves many things about Riley Poole, but he has a top five. Slash! BenRiley

National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete

The Show Must Go On by Oh So Cliche reviews

The Gates' Spectacular Mystery Theater Show needs a new magician's assistant. Riley Poole needs some extra cash and if he has to wear a red sequined gown to get some, then someone better hand him his matching pumps because the show must go on. BenRiley.

National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete

House Games by Bouncykins reviews

Albus/Scorpius. It starts with an innocent game and goes from there...

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete

Names by Missie DuCaine reviews

Warren/Will. "I like the feel of your name on my lips..."

Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete

A Brick by Cheryl Dyson reviews

I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

Interlude: Goldie by Spastic Bookworm reviews

In RC, Riley says he really likes a certain blue iFish... In here Riley shows us why. Pre-PreSlash and Slash. /Best to read Riley's Converse first, however, as it's epilogue is here.\

National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,383 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete

And, In Parting From You Now by Fullmetal-Tora reviews

SPOILER: End of Godchild-- Their final moments together are a blur, but Cain knows even death doesn't matter anymore. Together at last, life is but a dream. Implied RiffxCain. ONESHOT.

Count Cain: God Child - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete

The Pupil by Simply Kelp reviews

Riley had spent his life being tolerated. To have someone act- and he was pretty sure it was an act, no matter how convincing it seemed- at all interested in what he had to say. Well, it was strange. But not entirely unpleasant. References to paedophilia.

National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Ben G., Riley P. - Complete

The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews

In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete

Across the Board by Werewolf of Fire reviews

A game of shogi leads to a kiss being shared, with one of the most unlikely of people. shounen ai, NS, kissing, swearing

Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Naraku, Sesshōmaru - Complete

The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews

This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

Internet Perdition by Lotus Aia reviews

Yaoi Sasunaru and Kakairu! An artist is terrorizing the internet with pictures of mixed pairings doing naughty acts! Fluffy protests to several pairings.

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.

Hymn to Color by Lomonaaeren reviews

Ignores DH. HPDM slash. Months after Draco cast a curse that took Harry's eyesight, Harry is still coming to terms with it. Draco just wanted forgiveness, which was probably the problem. Oneshot.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

Harry Potter and the Slytherin Chamber by Rokudaime Kunoichi reviews

AU. Sequel to HPSA. When Harry goes back to Hogwarts, he has to deal with: feelings developing for his best friend, the Weasley girl having a crush on him, and Voldemort trying to rise again. On Hiatus. Details in bio.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,189 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.

Riley's Converse by Spastic Bookworm reviews

Riley loves his Converse. The reason why is so simple. Oh and his shoelace breaks. BenRiley preslash, kinda fluffy. Epilogue to this posted in Interlude: Goldie! Poll in my profile. Go vote!

National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete

Failure to Resist by saucykate reviews

GwendelxGunter. Gwendel has always had problems resisting cute things, especially while emptying the contents of his liquor cabinet.

Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete

Dream Connections by Tygrressatheart reviews

SLASH...Harry is having some disturbing dreams about a certain blond wizard. He doesn't know what to do! What will happen when the object of his affection plots to seduce him? Will he give in to his lustful urges? Pairings: HPDM, RWHG, possibly GWBZ

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,572 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

I Can Stop Whenever I Want To! by 1 DeathGoddess reviews

Light is sick of all the Death Note characters' addicitions. What happens when he tries to get them to sort it all out? Yeah, we'll see how that goes and all.... completed

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete

Bywyd ar Mawrth: Life on Mars by NQDonne reviews

Harry&Draco. When former Death Eater informants start turning up dead, Auror Harry Potter must take star Daily Prophet reporter and owner Draco Malfoy into protective custody.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,644 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

Draco and Harry: Escorts in Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews

Part Five of the Escort series! Draco and Harry return to London and try to resume their lives. Too bad they have a large assortment of enemies. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,441 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

A Determined Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews

HPDM slash, sequel to A Reckless Frame of Mind. Draco and Harry now face the might of the Ministry in an attempt to discover who cast the Cassandra Curse on Harry. Add in Harry’s trust problems, and it’s a good thing Draco’s confident. COMPLETE

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,603 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

Compendium by Zwip reviews

A collection of stories written with the aid of a list of themes. DoumekiWatanuki. [50: “Sooooo!” Yuuko continued, “Who are you saving that first kiss for?” ]

xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 33,795 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete

Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews

Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 206 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

Inspiration Strikes Again by Monopoly reviews

One Shot. Salazar Slytherin learns that being a responsible adult is hard. Godric Gryffindor learns that dealing with a hyperactive adult is hard. Harry Potter learns that telling the truth never gets you anything worth having. A fun and educational fic.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete

Summertime and the Living is Crazy by Riyan reviews

Summer Holidays.. Harry gets an unusual visitor who asks him for help. HPDM COMPLETE

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 75,343 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete

Bad Grace by Quantum Witch reviews

(2005-7) "Good Omens" sequel - In which there is a stolen book of prophecies, a plot to bring about the Second Coming of Christ and thus truly end the world, an Antichrist heading into puberty, a demon and angel facing complicated emotional entanglement, and Horsepersons & Sins & Disciples, oh my!

Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,842 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete

Edible by rospberry reviews

Harry wants Draco to lick his hand. Fluffy ficlet. HarryDraco SLASH

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

A Reckless Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews

HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,056 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

Magical Handcuffs by Hooah-Camo reviews

Draco has a fixation with being a magician and handcuffs himself to Harry. Now that they can’t get the handcuffs off, magical or with the key Draco lost. Will it bring them closer together or will they just kill each other?... FINISHED

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,149 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

A Malfoy Complex by Billie Hart reviews

Harry is upset about being a virgin at 16, and attempts to fix this dilemma.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

In a State of Denial by xxanglophilexx reviews

Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete

His Nightmares by Nighthawk-Moonshadow reviews

Perry's been having some strange dreams. What do they have to do with JD, and why is he having them?

Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,377 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete

Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews

No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3893 - Favs: 5,514 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

It's All In The Name by daysandweeks reviews

Contains DH spoilers! A next generation crack fic of sorts. Albus never realized how strange his name was.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete

The Conference by Lily Potter-Malfoy reviews

With the end of the series, Harry has a few words to say to slash authors of every pairing. So he drags everyone into a room along with the characters of the story and addresses the confused crowd on his apparent straighteness. But some people know better

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

Stress Release by Kriiz reviews

Snake and Otacon are having trouble getting along in their tiny apartment. A night of binge drinking results in a nightmarish act that will be hard to erase from anyone's memory. Rated for graphic violence and sexual content. Slash. Finished...?

Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,217 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete

The Best Death by ishandtwofourths reviews

Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete

Fun and Unity by Miura Michiyo reviews

[COMPLETE!] Some certain Syltherins get a note from their Gryffindor counterparts, telling them to come to the Room of Requirement. What'll happen in a room with only a bed, firewiskey, veritaserum, & 11 horny teenagers? HPDM SP:RWBZ,NLGW,HGVC,SFDT,PPGG

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews

Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

Sharing by fullmetalcanchan reviews

[Crack] Wherein Mikami and L attempt to share Light, and his megalomaniacal plans blow up in his face.[Mikami x Light x L]

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - L, Light Y.

Melancholy by Old Man Jeevas reviews

Near never cried. But it was never because he did not care. [MxN][Spoilers through chapter 99][OneShot]

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete

Alphonse, Edward, and Roy's Crazy Adventure by The Orange Blossom reviews

The title is a bit misleading, it's more of a day, but whatever. Also it involved Winry dying and people being happy about. Also necrophilia.

Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Roy M., Winry R. - Complete

Pets by shadowphantomness reviews

Sayu knew things would get worse when her father brought the scruffy black kitten home... Light x Mikami, Lbashing...

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete

Harry Potter and the Slytherin Adventures by Rokudaime Kunoichi reviews

AU. Harry gets sorted into Slytherin, befriends people from all the houses, and is on his way to becoming the most powerful wizard in the world. Future Slash. Ron bashing! Will undergo major revisioning. Details in bio.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,358 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

Don't Say A Word by Lady of Revenge reviews

When a sunny high schoolboy meets a schizophrenic and silent mental hospital patient. NaruSasu. Warnings for rape/child-abuse in flashbacks , mental illnesses.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,962 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Draco and Harry: Escorts Abandoned by Cheryl Dyson reviews

Part Four of the Escort Series. *cringe* Sorry about the angst. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

A Fair Deal by Paranoid Escapism reviews

What'll you give me for them? [Matt x Near]

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete

Draco and Harry: Escorts by Cheryl Dyson reviews

Part Three in the Escort Service Trilogy. Part One was cute, Part Two was slashy steaming hot, and Part Three should be a nice combination of the two. Friends can be such a problem. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,146 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

Feminine by sillystringg reviews

L wears a skirt. For Mariah. Enjoys.

Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete

What Really Happened Between Orochimaru and Itachi by The Orange Blossom reviews

This story basically tells the untold story, wanted to know my millions. Written by Jack of Chocolate and myself

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete

Expressions by 1008604 reviews

In retrospection, despite the consequences, Matt determined that taunting Mello was the best idea he’s ever had. [MattxMello] [One Shot] [R&R Please]

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete

Sugar & Tea by Keruseya Natsuki reviews

LightL Yaoi fic. Mild. In one line: Light forbids L to get to his sugar. XD

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete

Chlorine by 1008604 reviews

Summer is here, accompanied by wonderful weather, so Roger decides to take all of Wammy’s kids to go swimming. When Near is forced to go along as well, his dislike for the water sets off Mello’s curiosity. [One Shot] [MxN] [R&R Please]

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete

Not Moving by Mina Lilith reviews

What happens when Matsuda gose to the hotel only to find that something is wrong, and L isn't moving...

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete

Integrity and Cake by Serria reviews

Eleven year old Light Yagami runs into a peculiar stranger on a rainy day. With this person he has the most honest conversation about justice and Kira that he'll ever have, years before he ever found the Death Note.

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete

The One Big CrackedUp unHappy Family by schizofragile reviews

The untypical, average story of the one big crackedup unhappy family of our four main Death Note characters. What family could be happier? Mainly RaitoxL and NearxMello, with hints of MelloxMatt. [Chapter 3 up!]

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Light Y., L

Art of Undressing by schizofragile reviews

With that evil contraption also known as the chain that bound Raito and L together, how could they both change clothes? Another session of voyeurism ensues though this time, L took a step Raito did not expect at all. LxRaito, oneshot.

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete

Perfect Match by spanish techno reviews

L x Raito. Drabble. 'Playing' means different things to everyone.

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete

7 Sins of Wayne, 7 Sins of Crane by UnexpectedNudity reviews

SLASH WayneCrane. A series of 7 drabbles, each 111 words long and based on a mortal sin. Implied BDSM. Within span of movie. Pride, Avarice, Lust, Gluttony, Sloth, Envy, Wrath.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete

Tiny Forks by Amry reviews

There is a reason that L is never seen using a normal sized fork. The feelings between himself and his silverware run deeper than the rest of the task force would have guessed. [One shot, crack, LxTiny Forks]

Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete

There Goes Logic by riyaaanu reviews

L loves logic. But what happens when it came flying out of the window?

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete

We by lessxordinary reviews

Mello rants about how much he hates Nia, and how much he loves him. We. There is no we. Rating mainly for Mello's... emphatic language. Implied MelloxNia

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete

Can I Go Nowhere With You? by Sarrin-chan reviews

Tales from Wammy's House, before there was Kira, who were the orphans of Wammy's House? Main focus on Mello and Matt.

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2007

What I Lay Down by mleeph reviews

Love comes in percentages, but sacrifice is a matter of absolutes. Thus, L comes to a realization at 1:19 in the morning. [Raito x L ]

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete

Leather Clad God by Pyromaniacle Insomniac reviews

Matt had never believed in a god of any kind, and would never believe in heroes. He could not, however, so easily dismiss his best friend.

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete

True Love by C.T Saiyukily Twisted reviews

Raito hears strange, suspicious noises in the middle of the night. L meets his one true love. Rated for L, strange implications, and just the crackiness of it.

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete

Enlightening Conversation by riyaaanu reviews

An enlightening conversation between L and Raito. Or the lack thereof.

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete

Inamorato by firefly reviews

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,247 - Follows: 554 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete

The Voice that Blinds by frigginA reviews

Ever since I was young I could hear it. A voice, sweet and soothing, kissing away my fears. It is my life, my reason for living, my death. It is a beautiful voice. LXRaito in L's POV ranging from when L was young to when he dies.

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete

They Don't Pay Me Enough by ElegantArrow 64 reviews

Poor Tota Matsuda didn't know what he was getting into when he agreed to watch Ryuuzaki and Light for Commander Yagami. He thought he was keeping them out of trouble. Matsuda's in for one hell of a surprise! LightL MatsudaL reference

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete

There's Hope, And It Comes With Cake by T-c3 reviews

A five year old L wakes up crying, and only Watari can calm him down. Just a cute oneshot about Watari and L's relationship at Wammy's House.

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2007 - L, Watari - Complete

Snape's Home Remedies by Cheryl Dyson reviews

Harry is forced to seek treatment when he develops a horrific cold and ends up with WAY more than he bargained for! Slash warning! This fic contains MATURE adult content and is my one and only Snarry.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete

A Confession For Forgiveness by Rawkin Paradox reviews

Humans are interesting creatures, but one can’t help but feel pity for them either. [Ryuk Centric]

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete

NearxMello by Hug-in-a-box reviews

The title kind of explains it, huh? Near is bored, so guess who comes along to cure it? COMPLETE.

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete

Hide and Seek, Says the Wind by katilara reviews

CainxRiff. Cain was sure Riff hadn't misunderstood him, but he silently reached out and gripped the familiar, strong hand without a reply. Riff understood everything.

Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete

Broken Happiness by renalan reviews

Spoilers for chapter 99. a MelloMatt drabble. Matt lives for Mello and Mello would die for Matt.

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete

Shameful Denial by schizofragile reviews

L wants to know if Raito is indeed Kira. And so he asks. RaitoxL, oneshot.

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete

Pages of My Insanity by shizuke reviews

Page 1: When I first fell in love with you...I felt like killing myself. RaitoL, Raito POV.

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete

Voyeurism of the Sort by schizofragile reviews

Raito needs to go to the rest room. Oh, and L couldn’t resist. RaitoxL, oneshot.

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete

Draco and Harrys' Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews

Part Two: The sequel to Draco's Escort Service where Draco is forced to save Harry's life with a kiss. Ever so slashy, slash, slashed... They find that being together is not as easy as they expected. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

It's A Loving Hatred, Near by Chiba.Kun reviews

[MelloxNear, angst] Oneshot. Rated T to be safe. For about two weeks now Mello had constantly been intruding in Near’s room just before he went to sleep. His mind would always scream, “do it, do it, It’ll make his life miserable…”

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete

Out of Focus by Chiba.Kun reviews

[LightxL] Written from Light's POV. Oneshot. Not much to it. When the two are handcuffed together, innocent desires surface. I apologize for the crappy summary.

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete

Cavity Crisis by s2engine reviews

It wasn’t surprising that Mello had a cavity Near mused, in fact it had been only a matter of time.

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete

Excercise is Good by riyaaanu reviews

L is bored. So, inevitably, Raito pays the price.

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete

Spring by peroxidepest17 reviews

Spring is a time of renewal.

xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete

White Day by Yukirei reviews

[Pairing: Near x Mello] A drabble written for White Day. [Spoilers up to Page. 99, volume 12]

Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete

Draco's Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews

Draco Malfoy's job is to escort travelers through territory made perilous after the war. Harry Potter is forced to hire him, but his destination isn't quite what Draco had in mind. Fluffy slash romance. This has nothing to do with Vegas style escorts!

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,809 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

L's Observation by crematosis reviews

L notices something about Light which he decides to share in front of the whole investigation team, much to Light's chagrin. LightxL

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete

ALA Meeting by 1 DeathGoddess reviews

ALA is the Apple Lovers Anonymous. Where the main shinigami talk about the addiction to apples. Rem tries to help Ryuk with his problem.

Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Rem, Ryuk - Complete

Cereal by swirling-orange-sunset reviews

Harry was craving cereal. Which was odd really, because he hated the stuff.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

Sleeping Pills by Hybrid-Demon reviews

Raito has had enough. He is determined to sleep no matter what, no matter how extreme the circumstances, no matter what L does when he's unconscious. LxRaito CRACK. MAJOR CRACK. MAJOR OOC CRACK. The love child of Boredom and me. You have been warned.

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/18/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete

Addiction by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews

L attempts to give up sugar.

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete

Kitchenettes and Kisses by animedragongirl reviews

[LxRaito and vice versa] Misa Amane is determined to see her boyfriend, but she isn't quite ready to deal with the consequences of appearing unannounced. [Crack]

Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete

Pervert by ElegantArrow 64 reviews

Misa suspects L of messing around with Raito behind her back. But L is determined to prove her wrong. But does proving someone wrong mean there right? L's not as innocent as he lets on.

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete

Wine Red by Nanaki BH reviews

RaitoxL Sometimes I wish he were Kira.

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete

Revenge by PsychicDreams reviews

[crossover xxxHOLiC] There comes a time in every boy’s life when it becomes enough. Watanuki and Kazahaya have had enough of their boyfriends always getting the better of the deal.

Legal Drug - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete

When Ls Can Cheerlead by Siete Meichan reviews

One morning, while trying to find information on Yotsuba, and listening to Misa Misa try to cheerlead, L gets annoyed and shows the investigation team how well he can cheerlead. Crack! Parody! AU!

Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete

Habits and Curiosity by PsychicDreams reviews

[Crossover with xxxHOLiC] A small job of Kakei's not only introduces Kazahaya and Rikuou to Watanuki and Doumeki, but gives Rikuou an extra bonus afterwards when they talk about kissing.

Legal Drug - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete

The Endless Dance by Nokomiss reviews

He thinks that once upon a time, he had been able to control himself around the clown. BatmanJoker.

Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete

Not Cute by peroxidepest17 reviews

You give an inch, and they take a mile.

Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete

No longer Alone by CreativeStrive1025 reviews

Oneshot thingy. SasuNaru. Christmas! They hated being alone, so they spent it together. One confession, and a happy little ending.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

No by Ecrire reviews

Itachi and Sasuke. It could've been so right. But when you're an Uchiha, things like brothers don't exist. Now continued, ficlets on Itachi and his childhood.

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.

Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 263 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete

Konoha News by Novelist Pup reviews

The Konoha Channel 7 News. I'd advise you to read wisely. [Yaoi, crack]

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 173 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete

Bills and Baddies by Purple-Muse reviews

The Joker visits the post office to pays his bills. Wait...the Joker pays bills? Short oneshot story.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2006 - The Joker, Two-Face - Complete

Confession by Rukia-sama reviews

It’s a love that is not allowed, it’s a secret that can’t be shared. Denying it only makes hearts ache with sadness. Actually a WAAF story. ZackxCody. Incest, Be warned!

Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete

80 Things Voldermort Is Forbidden To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews

And by popular demand.....I bring you, 80 Things Voldy Is Forbidden To Do! Goes hand in hand with '80 Things Harry Is Not Allowed To Do'. No flames.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Voldemort - Complete

Protect Me From What I Want by Mostly Harmless III reviews

Wayne Manor has windows of every shape, size and dimension. The ones on Bruce's windows just so happen to be larger than the rest. Tonight, the curtains aren't drawn. Clark and Bruce never can seem to get things right. SLASH.

Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete

Pulling Pigtails by Prince Edwin reviews

Harry's been avoiding Draco this year, tired of the fighting. When Draco finally corners him, Harry realises just why Draco's been teasing him for all of these years, and suddenly it's not just fighting he has to put up with. SLASH! Complete.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

I Belong To You by Rachika reviews

Nobody can see Sasuke's imperfections, his mask is perfect. Except to one Uzumaki Naruto.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Punishing Roy Mustang by Smex Lemur reviews

Edward can’t stand Roy, and for good reasons too. However, when an opportunity arises for Edward to get back at him, will he take it? Hell yeah. RoyEd

Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.

Uchiha Itachi by Erena G.T. Rose reviews

Oneshot. Itachi reflects on his past and on his beloved brother. Sort of slashyangst ItachiSasuke, if you squint. Lol. Mostly alright. Be Kind, plz.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Today It Rains by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews

I let the sky cry for me, because I can't bear to do it myself [SasuNaru Various Pairings Shounen Ai Het MM FM Naru POV Oneshot!]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

When Orochimaru Wanted a Pickle by Pishivee reviews

Orochimaru has bad luck when it comes to obtaining a pickle. It's a rhyming poem!

Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete

Vengeance by Junipertree reviews

Once Sasuke has his revenge, the only thing left for him is to become that which he despises. Itachi x Sasuke, Naruto x Sasuke [finished!]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,592 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

Naruto's Secret by antagonistic reviews

[OneShot SasuNaru] Naruto has a hot secret... and guess who accidentally walks in on him on the act? Of course, this proves to be a beautiful oppurtunity for Naruto to play a little game with the Perfect Uchiha... but we all know Sasuke ALWAYS wins.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Memoirs of a Shinobi by blackraven23 reviews

The Memoirs of Naruto. Death is a terrible thing to bear. There are some that retreat into their minds for safety, some that run away, some that are able to bear death's weight. See them all. All Iruka needes is for him to say goodbye.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,301 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005

Island by Amphitrite II reviews

During their time stranded on a remote island, Jack dreams. Elizabeth watches. :::Jack/Will slash hints:::

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete

Life as Usual in the Akatsuki by lameboat249 reviews

Even S Ranked Criminals have random adventures sometimes. Featuring Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Deidara and Zetsu.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,749 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005

30 Ways to Make Orochimaru Bite You by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews

Yes, a 30 Ways on the Snake guy. Take pleasure.

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete

Seeking True Love Version 2 by Asahime Rikki reviews

IMPORTANT NOTE INSIDE. YAOI. SasuNaru. Naruto loves Sakura and would do anything for her. But he never knew the feelings a certain dark haired boy harboured for him, and the extents said boy would go to ensure Naruto's happiness.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 118,691 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.

Hero by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews

The day my father died...The day I was born...And the day I was cursed.[SasuNaru MM ShounenAi 3rd POV Oneshot]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete

On My Birthday by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews

Today is Sasuke's birthday, but does Itachi know that?[ItaSasu Uchihacest MM ShounenAi Incest Shouta Sasuke POV Oneshot]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Gender Bending by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews

If Sasuke doesn't like me, maybe he'll like another version...[SasuNaru Naruko MM ShounenAi Naruto POV Oneshot]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

All I want is by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews

All I want is you[ItaSasu Uchihacest OroSasu MM Yaoi Incest Sasuke POV Oneshot]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete

I'm not Paranoid by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews

Remember? Don't you remember, Ni san? When I used to be happy? I'm not like that anymore...[ItaSasu Uchihacest MM ShounenAi language Sasuke POV Oneshot]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Love of the Sea Lion by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews

All Sasuke wants to do is be a sealion with Nisan![ItaSasu Uchihacest MM ShounenAi Incest Shouta 3rd POV]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Breathe by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews

It's winter, and all Sasuke can do is think of Nisan.[ItaSasu Uchihacest MM ShounenAi Incest Sasuke POV]Thank you to those who reviewed my previous work

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Time and Time Again by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews

Sasuke learns a little something about love from none other than his very own love, Itachi Uchiha, his older brother.[ItaSasu Uchihacest MM Shouta Oneshot]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete

When We Were Young by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews

Tears? For me? Aw, you shouldn't have.[ItaSasu Uchihacest MM light Shouta Itachi POV Oneshot]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete

The SoCalled Village Whore by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews

So what are you supposed to do when you love your brother, a mass murderer? Put up with the torment, of course![ItaSasu Uchihacest MM Yaoi Sasuke POV Oneshot]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Smiles by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews

Naruto's smiles are beautiful. Beautiful, I say! But so full of sadness...And in a way...I hate them.[SasuNaru MM ShounenAi Sasuke POV Oneshot]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Couldn't Catch a Cold by Prince Edwin reviews

Harry Potter is ill, no matter how much he tries to deny it, and it isn’t magic that’s making him feel this sick. Draco Malfoy, acclaimed Slytherin opportunist, decides to take advantage of the circumstances. This story will contain SLASH HpDm.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 159 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

Nowhere to run by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews

Slash warning. RR. Kept here for archival reasons. This thing is old as Hell but I am proud of it.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2006 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete

Breaking Sasuke by AkaiTsume reviews

A secret crush and a brooding boy in denial. The possibilities...SasuNaru ShonenAi, Canon

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

The Sacrament by Eiri Izz reviews

Cain's missing. Riff went and looked for him. But where is he? Warning: fluffiness inside... RiffxCain.

Count Cain: God Child - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete

80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews

Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete

Losing Sleep by Sugahlei reviews

...Naruto loses sleep but not like that, and it's all Sasuke's fault. SasuNaru sweetstuff Yaoi

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

Touchy Feely by firefly reviews

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete

Of Warren and Will by newtypeshadow reviews

WarrenWill drabbles and ficlets, each short and sweet and to its own point. Slash. To eliminate confusion: each chapter is its own short short story unrelated to the others.

Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete

Seeing Two Worlds by Eris Mackenzie reviews

Harry's dreams lead him to take a midnight swim, where he meets someone he does not expect. HD slash

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

Fancy by lairy fights reviews

[HarryDraco] [ONESHOT] 'Actually, you did toss me up against the wall,' Draco pointed out. 'Rather kinky of you, Potter. I would never have guessed you liked it rough.'

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

Stupid Hair by animalbowling reviews

Harry freaks out in Potions, and Draco Malfoy has to pay the price. one-shot, the mildest of mild slash.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

The Joys of Sexual Education by Roslyn Drycof reviews

Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews

Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 140 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

Pink Paper Bats by Kari Anna reviews

A little Batman fluff for Valentine's Day. SLASH. One-shot

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Complete

A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 586 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete

Afternoon Tea And Tarts by Mochiron reviews

Silly RiffxCain. It's a problem for Riff when his master is bored at teatime. Indeed. Rated for bad table manners, among other things. Oneshot.

Count Cain: God Child - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Complete

The Body by ceridwen-amyed reviews

The thing Vincent likes most about Jerome’s body is its imperfections." SLASH

Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2004

Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 5,466 - Follows: 815 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete

The Beauty of the Dark by Candle Beck reviews

Slash, JeromeVincent. You don't belong here, and I wish you would stay.

Gattaca - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2003

Everyone's Free To Tickle Dragons by Indigo Ziona reviews

Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/26/2003

Memory Box by Roxal reviews

Oh, a Memory Box? Did your son give this to you? Warnings: None. Status: Oneshot. [Nevillecentric]

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Neville L. - Complete

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On the Side of the Sniper reviews

Seb's just trying to do his job. Really, he is. But if Jim decides to sneak up on him by kneeling between his legs, who's to say he can concentrate? Jim/Seb. Slash. Porn. NC-17. For Katie.

Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete

A Million Things reviews

Hiding out in a ranch he bought with the Xavier money, Charles stays recluse and completely unknown to the world. That is, until Erik Lensherr, a fugitive running from mutant-hunters, ends up at the reclusive ranch in the middle of a downpour. Cherik.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto

In the Dark reviews

Holmes temporarily blinds himself with chemicals and allows Watson to take the consequences. Movie-verse. Slash. Humor. Angst. Romance.

Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete

Revelations reviews

It was only a matter of time before Watson realized that he, indeed, belonged to Holmes. Movie-verse. Dilated pupils. Slash. Works with the marriage problem.

Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete

Pity reviews

All great love stories started with pity. Nick's POV, implied slash. Intimately detailed spoilers; do not read unless you want to shoot yourself in the head.

Great Gatsby - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete

Insomnia reviews

It was hard for CB to move on. It was hard, so here he was, trapped in a vicious cycle of sleepless nights. He needed something to break it. He found the cure at one-thirty in the morning. Mentions of CB and Beethoven. Slash.

Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/22/2009 - CB, Beethoven - Complete

Control reviews

Sometimes control was meaningless. Will knew that now. SLASH. Will/Warren. Humor. Rated T for implications of sex.

Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete

The Interviews reviews

After the Joker is claimed dead, three courageous people emerge to speak out about the Joker's childhood. Three interviews, one truth. And another echo of laughter. Joker-centric, Nolanverse. Complaints, don't read.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - The Joker - Complete

Naruto's Crush? reviews

A little confession gone wrong leads Sakura to misunderstand Naruto's crush. Naruto is unaware. Ditto for Sasuke. However, as time trudges on, Sakura's misconception morphs into a solid truth. [starts with one sided NaruSaku, turns into SasuNaru]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.

Last Letter reviews

Draco scribbles down his last words and thoughts into one letter. Harry finds it. [implied HarryxDraco if you squint.]

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete

At the Shore reviews

Sasuke was just a sandcastle compared to the beautiful, cold ocean that was Itachi.

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete

L Used Logic reviews

L used logic. But, there's a GameBoy? Hmmm...

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete

Raining reviews

It's raining, and just as he predicted, someone will die. [contains spoilers, read author's note. Complaints, don't read]

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete

Tied Down reviews

Sometimes, your past is your future. And sometimes, it'll just always be there. [SPOILERS OF VOL. 7, L & Raito centric. Complaints, don't read]

Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete

Story of Little reviews

Ghosts don't communicate. Or do they? [may suggest paranormal and psychological themes. Complaints, don't read]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

Wings reviews

With a flutter of wings, the heavenly foretaste is all they left behind. [Haku and Zabuza centric, not a pairing. Complaints, don't read]

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete

Freelancer

I go on without a purpose. I trudge on with an instinct of mine. I'm a freelancer. [Short on going fic, focuses on OC. Complaints, don't read]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,772 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007

Akatsuki Leader reviews

Who IS the Akatsuki leader?

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete

Words of Wisdom reviews

In his head, words of wisdom echoed off in melancholy chiming. [Sasuke centric one shot, strangeness. Complaints, don't read]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete

Warmth reviews

It's the coldest, yet the warmest time of year. Can you feel the cold seeping through? Naruto grinned. [Christmas one shot. Complaints, don't read]

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

Loss of a Memory reviews

A girl of talent and looks has been placed in Team 7 along with Sasuke and Naruto. She seems to be always doing everything right, but is she all she appears be? [Sakura does not exsist in this fic. Complaints, don't read] POSSIBLE DISCONTINUATION

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,245 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006

Undefined reviews

Undefine: To obliterate the definition of. Sasuke was undefined. [SasuNaru if you look at it that way, Sasuke's POV. Complaints, don't read]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

Connection reviews

Sasuke meets one of those people who he hadn't expected. But their connection was hazy. [No pairings, main characters are Itachi and Sasuke. Complaints, don't read]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Mother Never Loved Me reviews

A letter is left by Orochimaru's mother. He eventually reads it. [Twisted humor, mild creepiness. Complaints, don't read]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete

Sabaku no Gaara reviews

Gaara had left a note before he went to sleep. [Character death and one sided GaaNaru if you look at it that way. Complaints, don't read]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Gaara - Complete

The Diary of an Old Man reviews

Lord [Ashley] Voldemort gets a diary.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Voldemort

Expressing His Feelings reviews

Sasuke was always better at expressing his negative feelings. [Mild implication of self cutting. VERY subtle horror. Complaints, don't read]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete

A Fangirl's Cell reviews

A crazy fangirl and her rows of cells. Add in Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist, and Harry Potter. Stir. Then watch as the world turns inside out.

Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2006

Permanent Damage reviews

After a terrible accident, Ed lost his memories for good.

Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Edward E. - Complete

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