PIM: Pokemon Instant Messenger
By AnimeDutchess
A/N: I'm kind of in an idea ditch right now, and this idea was entertaining...so I figured you all would like it.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon...and I can't go to Otakon, either! I weep with sadness, I tell you!
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The Super Awesome Poke-Chatroom Of Amazingness!!
NNTW has entered the chat.
NNTW: Hello? Anyone here?
GiantOnix has entered the chat.
GiantOnix: Dawn? Is that you?
NNTW: ...Brock?
GiantOnix: Yeah! X3
NNTW: Oh! I thought that'd be you. :)
GiantOnix: No offense, but..."NNTW"?
NNTW: No Need To Worry!
GiantOnix: Ooooh...oh! Duh, you're catchphrase. XD;
NNTW: Yeah...I couldn't think of anything else...so...
GiantOnix: Mm. You know when everyone else is coming on?
NNTW: No idea. Ash just made me make an account and told me to just go into the chatro-
NNTW: Wait, what? More people are coming?!
GiantOnix: Yeah! Ash likes to get all his friends into a chatroom and have us, well, chat.
NNTW: Oooh...
NNTW: By the way, about the name...
GiantOnix: My username?
NNTW: No, no! The chatroom name!
GiantOnix: Oh. XD; Me 'n Ash came up with it a couple years ago. He was ten, so...
NNTW: Aah, okay...
azurefalls has entered the chat.
azurefalls: hey, brock! still have that provocative username i see! xp
NNTW: O.o ?
GiantOnix: XD Hi, Misty. Still talking in all lowercase, I see.
azurefalls: you know it, lolz!
azurefalls: (notices nntw) ?
NNTW: O.o; Uhm, hi. I'm Dawn.
GiantOnix: She's travelling with us in Sinnoh.
azurefalls: ...oh. ash has himself another gal pal, huh?
GiantOnix: Now, don't get all pissy like you do...
azurefalls: pissy? who's pissy?! i am not pissy!!1!!
NNTW: (O).(O);;;;
GiantOnix: XD;;;;
azurefalls: ...ho shizz, challenger. brb.
azurefalls has left the chat.
NNTW: ...Brock, what in the name of Arceus was THAT about?!
GiantOnix: She's jealous of all the female friends Ash makes on his journeys.
NNTW: But why?
GiantOnix: Misty was the first girl he met. And she looks WAY too deeply into things like that.
NNTW: O...kay?
GiantOnix: Don't think about it too hard. XD;;
Mayflower has entered the chat.
Mayflower: Hi, guys! :D
NNTW: ...Lemme guess...May?
Mayflower: Yeah, 's me! :)
NNTW: Yay! It's me, Dawn!
Mayflower: Oh, awesome!! :P
NNTW: Yaay! (dances)
Mayflower: (dances with you) XD
GiantOnix: XD;;; Oh, you guys...
TehRosePrince has entered the chat.
Mayflower: !! OoO
TehRosePrince: Hi, May. X3
Mayflower: Drew! W-what are you doing here? You need a pasword to get in! o.o;
TehRosePrince: Cripes, the password's "pikachu". Considering who made the chatroom, it's fairly obvious.
TehRosePrince: Besides, you left the Coordinator Chat for this?
NNTW: THERE'SACOORDINATORCHATROOM??
TehRosePrince: Uh...yes.
NNTW: (dies)
TehRosePrince: O.o;
GiantOnix: Forgive Dawn: She's...new.
TehRosePrince: Aah...
TehRosePrince: So, anyway. May.
Mayflower: ...yes? T.T
TehRosePrince: Why'd you leave, anyway?
Mayflower: Y-You read Harley's posts! He's such a...a...TOT
TehRosePrince: Aw, May, don't cry...
Mayflower: I-I'M NOT CRYING! JERK!! TTOTT
Mayflower has left the chat.
TehRosePrince: O.o; May, wait!
TehRosePrince has left the chat.
NNTW: ...What...
GiantOnix: ...Yeah, I know.
NNTW: Does this always happen??
GiantOnix: Actually...yes. Yes it does.
NNTW: (facefault) Then what's the point??
GiantOnix: Honestly? I think some cosmic force out there finds this whole thing hilarious.
NNTW: ... (sweatdrop) No, seriously, Brock, what's the point if no one actually stays to talk to everyone? Or to Ash, for that matter?
GiantOnix: (sweatdrop) But I gave you an honest answer...
FutureProfOak has entered the chat.
FutureProfOak: Yo.
NNTW: ...GARY.
GiantOnix: XD; Right.
FutureProfOak: ...Oh. Hi, Dawn. :)
NNTW: OMIGODGARYYOUHAVETOPOSTONEOFYOURAMAZINGPIECESOFPOKEMONPOETRY!!
FutureProfOak: ...(facefault)
NNTW: X3
GiantOnix: Dawn...(shakes head) What are you drinking right now?
NNTW: ...(shifty eyes) Coca Cola...wiff Pixie Stix powder...
FutureProfOak: (rolls eyes) Ugh, I thought I got rid of all the fangirls when I ditched the cheerleaders...
NNTW: O.O B-but I'm cuter than they were, right?
FutureProfOak: ...
NNTW: R-r-right??
FutureProfOak: ...(sigh) Yes, Dawn. But I'm as straight as a circle.
NNTW: ...?
GiantOnix: XDDDD I'll explain it to you when you're older, Dawn.
NNTW: (pout)
xxGarysBitchxx has entered the chat.
NNTW: ...
GiantOnix: ...
FutureProfOak: ...
xxGarysBitchxx: ...?
FutureProfOak: ...(facepalm) Idiot. Read the username.
xxGarysBitch: (reads) ...O.o;;;
xxGarysBitchxx has left the chat.
Satochu has entered the chat.
Satochu: Sorry about that, gais. XD;;;
GiantOnix: ...Wait...Ash, that was YOU?!
NNTW: ...WHAAAAAA?! ASHWHYTHEHELLWOULDYOUHAVETHATASYOURUSERNAME??
Satochu: (blush) Erm...
NNTW has left the chat.
GiantOnix has left the chat.
Satochu: ...
FutureProfOak: ...
Satochu: ...They're pounding at my door. I won't let them in; it's locked.
FutureProfOak: Why...did you even enter using that name in the first place?
Satochu: I dunno...
FutureProfOak: ...Hey.
Satochu: ...
FutureProfOak: ...(hugs) Aww, Ashy-boy...I'm not mad.
Satochu: Y...You're not?
FutureProfOak: Naaaw...you just wanted everyone to know about us, didn't you?
Satochu: ...kinda...
FutureProfOak: I toldja, after you wipe the floor in the Sinnoh league...we'll both go back to Pallet, and tell everyone together.
Satochu: ...Where are you tonight?
FutureProfOak: ...Just outside Veilstone...
Satochu: OoO We're at their Pokemon Center! I'll sneak through the window and come to meet you!
FutureProfOak: You sure about that, Ashy?
Satochu: Yeah! If I'm real quiet, no one'll notice...(blows kiss) See you in a few, Gary!
FutureProfOak: (winks) Sure thing, Ashy. Love yah!
Satochu: (blush) Love you, too.
Satochu has left the chat.
FutureProfOak: ...Well, damn. Nothin' left to do if no one's here...
FutureProfOak has left the chat.
azurefalls has entered the chat.
azurefalls: guys? ...guys?? what the hell, i said i'd be back! arrrrrrggggg!!
azurefalls has left the chat.
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A/N: That was weird, guys...and totally NOT original, like my stuff is. But I wanted to put something up, and nothing super-amazing has actually congealed in my brain to form a plot yet.
So yeah. Hope you got a couple cheap laughs out of it! Ja Ne! - AnimeDutchess