'Women were made to be loved,
not understood.'

~ Oscar Wilde

The Imaginary

(( My pairings from Harry Potter ))

Sirius/Remus because they are canon.

Sirius/Regulus because Blackcest is love and the boys are forever breaking my heart.

Sirius/Harry because there is something beautifully haunting about Sirius falling for his best friend's son.

Sirius/James because there is an attraction in awkward boys playing an adults' game ((and getting in a terrible mess)).

Fenrir/Remus because Remus can't help but hurt himself and Fenrir is equally terrifying and alluring.

James/Harry because it's so wrong and so appalling but so heartbreaking.

Remus/Harry because they're both a little broken and they both just need to be loved.

(( Other Pairings ))

Supernatural: i still have a penchant for John/Dean but lately i'm more inclined to Dean/Castiel.

Batman: let's bend the rules with Alfred/Bruce and Gordon/Batman. And for Comic-verse, Bruce/Dick.

Chronicles of Narnia: what can i say? I like corrupting my childhood. Peter/Edmund all the way.

(( I'm going to hell for a fair few of those. I'll see you there. ))

'There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are either well written or badly written. That is all.'

~ Oscar Wilde

I'm sorry, the words hetrosexual romance are not in my immediate vocabulary; however, i entirely understand the term unconventional.
I like dark romance; ergo, i am more likely to write dubcon incest than smutty fluff.
I'm also a big fan of Remus abuse. I do love him so, but he's just so easy to break and he likes it really ((really)).

The Best Harry Potter Characters Ever

1. Remus Lupin - 'nuff said.

2. Sirius Black - ditto.

3. Regulus Black - simply being Sirius' Little Brother is enough.

4. Severus Snape - 'After all this time? Always.'

5. Tom Riddle - because he's a gentleman and always has the greatest dialogue. 'Bow to death, Harry.'

6. Teddy Lupin - c'mon, he's Remus' little boy, how could i not? Not to mention he totally pwns with his bloodline.

7. Narcissa Malfoy - she was surprisingly loveable in the last two books and is devoted to her son and husband.

8. Bill Weasley - because he's cool and there's still something of a child in me that appreciates that.

9. Firenze - all of the Centaurs are epic win but he is brilliant. 'Mars is unusually bright tonight.'

10. Minerva McGonagall - one fine kick-ass old lady.

The Reality

'We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.'

~ Oscar Wilde

I like the smell of new books, Oscar Wilde, Chevrolets, London accents, Robert Smith, astronomy, Autumn, French and Italian landmarks.

I don't like incorrect punctuation and grammar, war, strippers, the red bit in trifle, people misspelling my name, capital punishment, facial hair, ants.

I also post stories for my dear friend darkandstormyslash and will shamelessly promote her fics at any given chance. Such as now: read her work; it is delicious.

If you happen to be fluent in Spanish ((or just read Spanish for kicks)) then you can find some of my work here, translated by the wonderful SODA.rk.angel.

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I have joined the Review Revolution.

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The Young Man came to the Old Man seeking counsel.
I broke something, Old Man.
How badly is it broken?
It's in a million little pieces.
I'm afraid I can't help you.
Why?
There's nothing you can do.
Why?
It can't be fixed.
Why?
It's broken beyond repair. It's in a million little pieces.

(( James Frey, A Million Little Pieces ))