NQDonnehide bio
Author has written 9 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Parodies and Spoofs, and Harry Potter. Once-upon-a-time writer of Buffy crack!fic (and this is the only place its hosted, or ever will be, lol), erstwhile author of HP crack!fic Cho Must Die a Horrible, Painful Death - but sorry, kids, it's an abandoned WIP now. Halfblood Prince just killed my muses. But, hey, I'd like to think I've moved onto (not necessarily bigger but) better things. Everything clean and happy is here, from my Harry/Draco stuff, to my newer explorations of rare pairs. Things that can't go here, go on my livejournal of the same name. You can also find me on Skyehawke, The Quidditch Pitch and The Hex Files, for a better representation of my HP stuff. |
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Experience by angeldevotee reviews
HP/HG/DM love triangle. Hermione decides to let Draco seduce her. Harry gets involved and sparks begin to fly between them as well. Who will Hermione choose?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,750 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 160 - Updated: May 12, 2008 - Published: Apr 24, 2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Art of Seduction by Michi the Killer reviews
Frills, finances, and a French maid costume. What could be better? Draco & Blaise make a bet that the former can't seduce a certain someone...Canon up until OotP. On hiatus for the time being, but I will come back to this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 116 - Updated: Oct 15, 2004 - Published: Mar 26, 2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 412 - Updated: Nov 29, 2003 - Published: Jan 26, 2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Punch Drunk Love by Mexx-and-Lex reviews
A meeting between a much older Draco and Hermione leads to some heartbreaking discoveries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,213 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 31 - Published: Aug 6, 2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Perfect Prefect by Geena reviews
PWP: answer to the 'OotP Prefects' challenge in the Boudoir Spoiler Cafe. Being a prefect has certain advantages. Hermione enjoys one in particular... Only minor OotP-spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: Jul 21, 2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
M by Kick Flaw reviews
[Revised/Combined/Completed] Two unlikely heroes step up to the challenge of awakening Harry and Draco to what they should be, apart and together. Slash. H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: May 24, 2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Bywyd ar Mawrth: Life on Mars reviews
Harry&Draco. When former Death Eater informants start turning up dead, Auror Harry Potter must take star Daily Prophet reporter and owner Draco Malfoy into protective custody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,644 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 53 - Updated: Nov 11, 2007 - Published: Oct 22, 2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mental Images reviews
Harry&Ron. Ron has a policy on mental images, and Harry teases him mercilessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: Oct 22, 2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Cho Must Die a Horrible, Painful Death reviews
Cho's messing Harry about leads him to consider... other options aka: Draco Malfoy. Banished to WIP hell not going to be finished, sorry. See Livejournal for chapters 1115 but after that, no more I'm afraid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,885 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Updated: Jan 30, 2004 - Published: Aug 5, 2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Always the Stranger reviews
A little one-shot based on lyrics from Wicked Little Town Reprise from Hedwig and the Angry Inch. A drunk, heart-broken, and changed Draco Malfoy runs into Harry Potter one night, and finds that the Gryffindor has changed a lot - and for the worst. Set
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jan 10, 2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Scarlet Tide reviews
Draco contemplates war, and the value of sides.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 5 - Published: Jan 10, 2004 - Draco M.
Secretary reviews
my own re-working of the brilliant film Secretary, ala Draco & Hermione. After suffering a self-inflicted accident, Hermione must be tutored by Draco and they both discover that with some “unusual” therapy (S&M alert!), they can find themselves, and
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Aug 4, 2003 - Published: Jul 28, 2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
For the Love of the Pilsbery Doughboy reviews
My drug-induced (Chocolate & German food) ramblings… Xander, Buffy, Teletubbies, good old fashioned Riley bashing, Papa Smurf, and of course, the Pilsbery Doughboy. WARNING: This is pure fluff. Don’t take anything seriously! Except for the ultimate po
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: Jun 30, 2001
Buffy's Adventures in Wonderland reviews
Buffy gets in to a fight with Xander, follows a fluffy bunny, and ends up in a topsy turvy world. Sequel to "For the Love of the Pilsbery Doughboy". PURE FLUFF!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,633 - Reviews: 3 - Published: Jun 30, 2001
Smoke Crack reviews
A parody on the song "Wear Sunscreen". 100% not serious, but more or less, my views on the world. (not all of them, just the funny ones)
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 6 - Published: Jun 30, 2001
