Neomeneominehide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Star Trek: 2009. "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!" "A ship is always referred to as 'she' because it costs so much to keep her in paint and powder." "The bagpipes: the missing link between NOISE and SOUND." Quar·tet- [kwawr-tet]- n. A good violinist, a bad violinist, an ex-violinist, and a person who hates violinists all getting together to argue about composers. A good conscience is the sign of a bad memory. Why aren't all rooms at room temperature? Someday we'll all look back on this and ram into a parked car. My computer doesn't have bugs, it just develops random features. Save the whales! Trade them in for valuable prizes. My calculations show that the problem does not exist. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark. Duck tape is like the force. It has a light and dark side, and it holds the universe together. Always behave like a duck. Keep calm and conserved above but paddle like crazy underneath. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip. Irony: the opposite of Wrinkly. |
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Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
It turns out "bad" is a highly subjective term.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Home Also I Cannot Go by soonanemone reviews
On his first trip to Earth, 15 year old Spock runs into a certain rebellious young man from Iowa; confusing as their night together is, he's sure everything will return to normal when he gets home... KxS, Spock centric part one. Part two now up! Mpreg.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 321,265 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 6/17/2018 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 291,625 - Reviews: 3032 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7107 - Favs: 14,601 - Follows: 11,531 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Twice is Coincidence by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Once is happenstance, three times is enemy action. Kirk and Spock meet his counterpart again, and nothing is ever the same. K&S, but getting slashy...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,790 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 11/29/2009 - J. Kirk
Lost Horse Creek, Montana by theplanetmary reviews
Native Sky Series;K/S:ITS BACK! A long hiatus chapter 20 is posted! Sorry for such a long wait and thank you to all who stuck with this story!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 294,208 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Titanium by Alexithymea reviews
Star Trek Reboot AU. Jim never made it to the bar to meet Pike. Instead, he ran away from home to become a computer tech at Starfleet, trying to save money to put himself through classes. Commander Spock meets him one day after he is attacked by three Starfleet cadets, and that changes his entire plan for his life.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,024 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sestina by Lyricoloratura reviews
In space, you need your friends. Jim's been taken hostage, the Enterprise is threatened in enemy territory, and the crew must risk everything to try to save their captain. Will everything be enough? Slow-building ensemble piece; not abandoned, I promise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 138,004 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, H. Sulu
The Flavor of Laughter by brytewolf reviews
He is Starfleet’s youngest captain. But he is untried, and inexperienced. What kind of captain will James Tiberius Kirk become? A story in three parts. Slow-building, will eventually be K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,406 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 3/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Edge by Little Muse reviews
When Spock enters pon farr and it is discovered Jim would likely not live through it, he is forced to return to the colony and marry a Vulcan female. Jim is forced to let him. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,863 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
How You Sleep by Gaia Faye reviews
After being doused with the complete formula, Mohinder copes with a lingering side effect as he and everyone around him try to rebuild their lives and their trust. Mylar, mpreg.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,955 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Mohinder S., Sylar/Gabriel G.
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3647 - Favs: 4,992 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Expense of Spirit by MadameAngel reviews
"The expense of spirit in a waste of shame is lust in action" - Shakespeare, sonnet 129. Rated M for language and sex. Kirk/Spock - obviously. And, I've been told, lots of angst.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,716 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
Drabbles from Mr Spock's Lexicon by KitchenWitch1994 reviews
Spock is perfectly capable of using big words, and so am I. So here are a bunch drabbles based off of them. Any genre, any universe, all K/S goodness. Now with plot!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,245 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 219,866 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Under the Dark by kototyph reviews
Spock might be Riverside's first ever vampire, but forgive Deputy Kirk for not being overly enthusiastic about it. ST:2009 True Blood mashup.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,907 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk
Le pas de deux by kototyph reviews
For ksadvent 2011. For the prompt, "Ballet AU: It's Nutcracker time for The Federation's "Enterprise Ballet Company". Young, bold, and rakish Jim Kirk is brought in to ramp up the Company's end of year performances."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
My Name is Jim Kirk by mattmetzger reviews
If Jim can't quit drinking, then he's never going to be able to fix his life and apologise for what he's done - to his boss, his colleagues, his friends, and most importantly, his ex-boyfriend. His name is Jim Kirk - and he's an alcoholic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 62,679 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
In Your Eyes by alienated-alien reviews
AU: "My name is Spock. Are you male or female?" The child scrunched up its nose. "I'm a boy of course!"
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,853 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
The Thief by cable69 reviews
Spock tilts his head. -Why, Mr. Kirk-I rob banks.- A modern AU in two parts. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,891 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
One Shots by cable69 reviews
A collection of unrelated one-shots. Each chapter is a short story.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,225 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009
Masquerade by kototyph reviews
While the rest of the crew is enjoying their shore leave on a planet gone mad with a wild global festival, Spock and Kirk find themselves unwitting opponents in a strange game of hunter versus hunted.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,827 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
Love The One You're With by 1lostone reviews
Spock has a not altogether *logical* reaction to Kirk always getting hurt on away missions...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,474 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Sharing by rso reviews
Spock is leaving Jim passive-aggressive notes in the bathroom.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Compulsion by Jaylee1 reviews
Written for the Kirk/Spock zine "Universal Constant"... a fascination with melds leads to an accidental bonding.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,753 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Alien by mattmetzger reviews
Jim Kirk was not always as open-minded about aliens as he came to be. And like any opinion, it changed slowly. An exploration of xenophobia in the future.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Singularity by mattmetzger reviews
Last in the Progression Series. Jim knows that this is the end of the line for him. But as long as Spock is there with him, it doesn't seem so bad. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
To You, I Belong by brytewolf reviews
After getting into a bet with Sulu, Kirk finds himself trying to seduce Spock, whom Kirk believes hates him. But he finds out what Spock feels for him is certainly not hate.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Haven by JadeMac2442 reviews
AU. Christopher Pike is on the crew of the ship that relieves Tarsus IV. He finds a young orphan Jim Kirk in a cell, and decides to adopt him. Very dark at first. READ the WARNINGS.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,111 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - J. Kirk, C. Pike
Every Hug by TheProblematique reviews
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
I Dare You to Do Better by OtakuLibra reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that James T. Kirk is possibly a genius and definitely crazy. This truth is so well fixed in the minds of the admiralty that they would all kill him if they thought for a second they'd survive without him. Series,gen
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010
A Very Foul Mouthed Recap: SHERLOCK HOLMES by The Recapper of Badassery reviews
A recap of Sherlock Holmes. Is it accurate? BARELY. Is it fun? I HOPE SO. Is it safe-for-work? NOT UNLESS YOU'RE A SAILOR. Will it kill about an hour of your time? PROBABLY. Do you have that kind of time to waste? YES.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,125 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010
The Native by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
The relationship that started it all - Sarek/Amanda. How a logical guy like Sarek fell for a human, and why he would defy his people to marry her. Sybock & Spock will be featured. Starts with Sarek's first Pon Farr - first two chapters are angsty.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 138,041 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
Progress by munchkinsRattacking reviews
Jim and Spock were meant to be friends - good friends, even. Then why is it so hard?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,038 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Accidental Intermission by brytewolf reviews
Jim and Spock are having a movie night in Jim's quarters. Spock accidentally ingests some chocolate, and shameless smut and fluff ensue. Rated M for a reason, people XDDD
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Town Called Sporks by Of Glorious Plumage reviews
Q: What if "Twilight" was rewritten with "Star Trek" characters? A: A lot of improvements. An AU of course. Here there be Kirk/Spock slash and eventual Twilight hating.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,947 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Observations by jAnon reviews
First Officer Spock comments on life aboard the Enterprise and his service under Captain James T. Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 263 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Watershed by finangler reviews
In the year 2207, John Watson went to war. SLASH
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,824 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Two Kirks Are Better Than One by r2r2 reviews
To hell with 'Generations': Reboot!Kirk and the Enterprise encounter a mysterious force known as the Nexus, and Jim comes face-to-face . . . with himself. SHENANIGANS ENSUE.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,802 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock Prime
Desideratum by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Some things are unforgivable. Holmes/Watson, Two-Shot, slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Some Days It's Not Even Worth It by Suppi-chan reviews
Jim still sort of likes away missions, even so.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Penny Ante Operations by Eva Drayon reviews
The initial visit to the planet Sigma Iota didn't go down as planned. A rewrite of the TOS episode "A Piece of the Action" written for the LiveJournal community operation80. Suffice it to say that there are gangsters involved.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
A Very Foul Mouthed Recap: STAR TREK by The Recapper of Badassery reviews
A recap of Star Trek. Is it accurate? BARELY. Is it fun? I HOPE SO. Is is safe-for-work? NOT UNLESS YOU'RE A SAILOR. Will it kill about and hour or two of your time? PROBABLY. Do you have that kind of time to waste? YES.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,185 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Strength of Men by 1lostone reviews
While a deadly disease incapacitates the Enterprise, an old enemy of Jim's forces him to remember his time on Tarsus IV. Spock finds Kirk's pain unacceptable. K/S RATED MATURE! Please note warnings in first chapter!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 68,255 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
With My Tail In the Air by Suppi-chan reviews
The aliens were very sorry for hurting the captain, and wanted to make up for it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/7/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Vulcans Are Fangirls Too by Skellig8 reviews
James T. Kirk, captain, scientist, and misunderstood genius. Spock writes to the reclusive scientist only he doesn't know it's Jim. Kirk/Spock pairing. Co-written with jouissant.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 155 - Published: 4/6/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Overload by njsafkbj reviews
This storm brings strange loyalties; I’m clinging to the atoms.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sviksu by jAnon reviews
AU, an adaptation of Verdi's opera Aida. "There is a Vulcan by the name of S'chn T'gai Spock. His name is infamous in our history." Note: Deals extensively with the subject matter of slavery.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,640 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Some Kind of Genius by OtakuLibra reviews
In which Jim Kirk is screwed up and a genius. In which he learns what to do with that. Kirk/Spock, background Chapel/Uhura, and featuring Winona, because I can't help it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/29/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Two Firsts for Spock by cymbalism reviews
Jim, it appears, defies all rules—social or natural, prescribed or implicit. Perhaps it should therefore not be a surprise that Jim is the only person at school to have befriended Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Well I Didn't See That Coming by cable69 reviews
Kirk said, -I think I'm in love with you,- and then, -Oh, f-.- A complete one-shot. K/S. Warning: hilarious.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sweetheart by OtakuLibra reviews
Winona knows what it means to be alone. And that tends to screw things up. Winona/George, Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Winona K., J. Kirk - Complete
The Quickest Way by crystalblood reviews
Jim is infatuated with his first officer, but nothing gets past that Vulcan exterior. He has no choice but to enlist the help of his crew.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,977 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Entire of Himself by Jaylee1 reviews
You were prepared to hate your accuser on sight, but then your eyes caught his and you froze.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
This Day and Age by cable69 reviews
There is just one life for each of us: our own. -Euripides
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Black Tie by TheProblematique reviews
Spock is wearing a tuxedo without a tie. Where is it? Only Jim knows, and he's not telling.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Chemical Compatibility by Jaylee1 reviews
Carol had warned him once, in her kind-yet-succinct way, that he would one day meet someone who would be able to get under his skin...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
This Rebellious Nature by Keelywolfe reviews
Sarek takes a teenaged Spock with him on an Ambassadorial trip to Earth. This does not work out the way a father might hope. Spock/Kirk slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
When Angels Gain Their Wings by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Jim Kirk was a very special child. A little too special, some might say.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,980 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - J. Kirk, C. Pike, Spock
The Possessive Pronoun by TheProblematique reviews
Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 134 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
PostMarital Sabotage by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Because Sherlock Holmes knows, more than anyone else, that it never just ends with the wedding vows. Holmes/Watson, EXTENDED TO FIVE-SHOT.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,441 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Never Too Late by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. Also known as, “Five times Spock thought no one was looking, and one time he knew he was caught.” De-aged/kid!fic. Kirk/Spock friendship or pre-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 149 - Published: 1/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Chase by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 160 - Published: 1/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Four Times Kirk Wasn’t Embarrassed by MuseDePandora reviews
... And The One Time He Was. Spock/Kirk. Mention Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Conspire to Ignite by A Touch of Insanity reviews
The Enterprise begins its travels through space with Jim Kirk as its captain, beginning a long history of accidents and crazy circumstances because, well, it's Jim. Spock's pov, established Spock/Uhura, eventual K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,325 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Sexual Harassment by SpiritBearr reviews
Five times Mr. Spock falls prey to it, and Bones and Jim find it entirely too funny. And one time it’s just not. 'T' to be safe, but so far, pretty clean.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009
Rock Star by cable69 reviews
-You punched. The president. In the face. During your live. Television. Interview. With him.- Kirk, as a journalist. Spock, as a musician. Their budding romance. A modern AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 275 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Blue with Painted Starships by dr pepper upper reviews
He sways you to the beat of the song and it registers in your mind that you are dancing on your father’s grave, and then you laugh because he’s probably getting a kick out of it up there in Heaven.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
To Boldly Teach by FrauleinTofu reviews
High school AU except instead of students, the crew are the teachers. Welcome to Enterprise High; the craziest effin' high school in the galaxy. K/S answer to prompt.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,789 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Kaleidoscope by crystalblood reviews
It’s nighttime on the Enterprise, and Spock attempts to organize his thoughts about the circumstances that brought him there. Also, Kirk makes a surprisingly perceptive query.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Spock - Complete
Rhyme Schemes by Kari Yaslana reviews
The story of Jim and Spock’s relationship…told through limericks.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Intuitive Leaper by Jaylee1 reviews
Jim wasn’t in the habit of doubting his decisions. An AU following the first five year mission
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/7/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I Can Fix That by dr pepper upper reviews
Five times Leonard McCoy said the phrase "I can fix that", one time he wishes he could, and one time he doesn't need to say it at all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/3/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Introvenient by Jaylee1 reviews
.... "He is your T’hy’la," he responds, and you feel your heart beat faster than it ever has.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Vulcan Ruse by Heart in a Headlock reviews
His own personal brand of insanity, it seemed, was contagious; and no Vulcan was willing to risk their minds for the half breed. Looks like the only thing between Spock and disaster is the blue-eyed boy from Iowa, standing on the cusp of revolution. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,714 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Progeny by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. This will change them. Some fundamental aspect of them will be forever altered. He honestly thinks it is for the better. Kirk/Spock. Sequel to Soliloquy and Ignominy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Kirk: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN JAMES KIRK unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your KIRK will give you decades of quality performance. Note: This fic has K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/25/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
part of the process by irnan reviews
or, Jim Kirk is like gravity, in a way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,211 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - J. Kirk
Implicitly by Jaylee1 reviews
It had always been Spock; from the moment they met, it had been Spock... a Pon Farr fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/10/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6398 - Favs: 4,638 - Follows: 4,116 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Gravity by JadeMac2442 reviews
After his brother's death on Deneva, Kirk has a crisis of confidence and is in need of some consolation. Spock is there to give it to him. Mild Slash. Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Regency Romance in 2 minutes by SirenoftheStorm reviews
This is what happens when I read too many Regency-era historical romance novels. Rogues! Seduction! Marriages of convenience! Cliches! Magical butlers!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
A Cat By Any Other Name by Penbrydd reviews
Spock gets a kitten, but knows nothing about the finer points of interacting with felines, so he turns to the captain for assistance. Hilarity ensues. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Brilliance, or, The Necessity of Precision by NayNymic reviews
Spock and Kirk are in a relationship...only Kirk doesn't know it, even if everyone else does. What happens when he finds out? And will it be too late? Angst, but a happy ending.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Incongruent by Jaylee1 reviews
It wasn’t until one night, while drinking away the fact that he had to live in a universe in which stupidity existed, that he began to reevaluate his hard-earned take on the psychology of man.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Amok Time by Lanaea reviews
K/S Slash. Reboot Rewrite! Something's wrong with Spock. Well, more than usual, anyway...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Inevitability by Jaylee1 reviews
Companion piece to 'Improbability', told from Spock's POV. "He would figure Jim Kirk out eventually -- it simply required more observation and the accumulation of data."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Improbability by Jaylee1 reviews
The Vulcan needed to relax. It would also be nice if he stopped looking at Jim as if he were a puzzle needing to be solved. Jim felt he was pretty transparent.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Taking the slower path, we'll get there in the end by BlackEyedGirl reviews
They're not friends yet. That takes time, more than a few really disastrous missions, two anniversaries, and quite a lot of bloodshed. Jim's never been the patient type. Pre Kirk/Spock, but mostly Kirk and crew gen.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/24/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What Lies Beneath by Keshka reviews
K/S slash. If a Vulcan has an emotional reaction, and there’s no one around to see it, does it still have any impact? OR: Spock has withdrawn himself from the Enterprise, her crew, and especially her Captain, and Jim is determined to find out why.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Intellectual Stimulation by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Kirk and Spock will be friends, one day...maybe today.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Mirrors by spoodle monkey reviews
Nathan can feel that something is wrong. That something is him. Petrellicest, Mylar, HiroAndo SLASH post season 3
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Nathan P., Mohinder S.
Best Laid Plans by bluecellphone reviews
Mylar Sylar has a plan to fix Mohinder but things don't go quite as desired. Smut in later chapters.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Mohinder S. - Complete
The Phoenix Blade: Time Lapse by Fenikkusuken reviews
COMPLETE. An AR riff on the anime. Rated for coarse language, violence and citrus. Kagome Higurashi, recent graduate of the Imperial Military Academy, finds all of her skills seriously tested when the Shikon Jewel summons her to the Sengoku Jidai.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 787,420 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Save Me by cerebel reviews
Safe. Mohinder hardly knows what the word means anymore. Mohinder and Sylar, post S1.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Mohinder S., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Snapshots of a Quiet Life by cerebel reviews
Mohinder, Sylar and Molly. A family, of sorts. Not crackfic.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Mohinder S., Sylar/Gabriel G.
What You Wish For by cerebel reviews
Matt Parkman, Mylar. Matt realizes, finally, who's in the Oval Office. Spoilers for Five Years Gone.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Matt P., Mohinder S. - Complete
Love thy Neighbor by dL secret reviews
AU InuKag In a city of sins, Kagome, the innocent girl, tells herself everyday that the reason she's still living in this dodgy apartment has nothing to do with her badboy, arrogant neighbor. She fooled no one.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,565 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Beast by Ikustioa reviews
A modern take on an old French fairy tale: Kagome's dad repays some supernatural hospitality the wrong way, and...you know the rest. Or do you?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 386,219 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 5/12/2004
Vulcans Tell No Lies by JayBee-Bug reviews
Bones n' Spock discuss that well known rumor that vulcans tell no lies. Just a little ficlet.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
The Dog Days of Summer by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius spends the month of August with Remus on the Lupin family farm. Written for the LJ Dog Days of Summer challenge. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,010 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Synthetic Emotions by Saro reviews
discontinued AU. Kagome reactivates a youkai that's been in storage for 50 years, only to find that it's hard to define life when machines can think and feel. Scifi
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 83,513 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003
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Improbability reviews
AU off the Hitchhiker's Guide. Cadet Kirk, while trying to create a machine capable of generating an infinite improbability field, accidentally makes a sentient machine instead, a machine calling himself 'Spock'. What does one do with an android? slow!K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,131 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Lost in Translation reviews
Communications are down, but the message has got to get through. slow!K/S, language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,285 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Cartographer reviews
Spock has a fascinating encounter on a San Fransisco subway. No pairings. Chapters one and two have been rewritten.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Spock
Without Direction reviews
After the Narada, those in power are faced with a sluggish Reconstruction and a scared public. Political chaos ensues, and and unsuspecting Kirk is caught in the middle. No pairings, but read in whatever you feel like. Rated for language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,134 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
