Dedicated to Andre, who swore I could never turn innocent words into slashy dirtyness.

Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek. I DO, however, own my own filthy, filthy mind. Please also note what you will be reading is NOT graphic pornography. There is nothing explicit here, just your general crudeness and innuendos.

The Challenge: I was challenged to take innocent sounding words and wrap them in lusty bits. This is the result.

The Challenge

Challenge 1: Innocuous

Definition: not harmful or injurious; harmless: an innocuous home remedy.

When given a half-certain gaze, the bulge in Spock's pants LOOKED innocuous enough...but Jim Kirk knew better.

Challenge 2: Tribble

Definition: small, soft, gentle fictional animals in the Star Trek universe whose cute appearance and soothing purring endears them to [almost] every sentient race which encounters them

Kirk's hand easily slipped under Spock's waistband, feeling around for the cushioning softness he knew he would encounter. "Is that a tribble in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" Kirk said with a sultry look.

"It is a tribble, of course, Captain. You should know that Vulcan's are meticulous in shaving rituals."

Challenge 3: Pugilist

Definition: a person who fights with the fists; a boxer, usually a professional.

Kirk knew what would happen when he pitted himself against that Vulcan strength. He may have been an amateur pugilist, but between him and Spock it would not be an even match in any test of physical dominance. Spock would take him. Hard. And Kirk...Kirk would not be able to offer any resistance. Even if he wanted to.

Challenge 4: Chiaroscuro

Definition: Painting. The use of deep variations in and subtle gradations of light and shade, esp. to enhance the delineation of character and for general dramatic effect: Rembrandt is a master of chiaroscuro.

Spock stepped back and admired his latest item of artwork. His model stood before him, draped in nothing more than his air of arrogance and ready-for-trouble attitude Spock appreciated so very much. His gaze drew itself away from his Captain, and slowly raked across his painting. The only area that troubled him was the chiaroscuro of Kirk's well-defined manhood. An eyebrow slowly rose and his own form of a smile took its place. "Clearly," Spock reasoned, "I must immerse myself in the object of the artwork for better examination."

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