BlackGryphon101

Favorite things to do read books and write fanficton

Favorite Manga of all time: One Piece

Best Book authors: Mercedes Lackey, J.k. Rowling

Favorite Animes and Mangas: Saint Seiya, Yugioh, Demon Diary, Ragnarok, Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2,Vampire Game, Fruits Basket, Bleach,

Favorite Books Currently: Harry Potter, October Day, Elemental Masters, Heralds of Valdemar, Chronicles of Nick, Percy Jackson and the Olympians,

Former favs book: Warriors by Erin Hunter, , Redwall series, Unicorns of Balinor, The Song of the Lioness and other books by Tamora Pierce, Dragon Steel, The Tiger's Apprentice, Animorphs.

Favorite Video Games: Syro the Dragon

Favorite Characters:

Gemini Saga, Seiya, Aioros. and Pheonix Ikki from Saint Seiya.

Eclipse from Demon Diary

Marco, Law, Ace (RIP), Whitebeard (RIP), Hancock, X-Drake ,and Sabo

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If you regret for any wrong-doings you've done in the past and wishes to apologize publicly, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sabo's alive and is damn it happy that it's finally proven to be true, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Oda-sensei is the king of trolls. Proof? Read One Piece manga up till chapter 733. And you'll get what I mean.

If you want to meet Oda-sensei or any mangakas you love and thank them in person, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Anime comparisons shouldn't exist. Copy and paste if you agree.

Copy and paste this if you think that more bonding fics should be written in OP fandom.

Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay. In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; Hence why women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; And we can’t let the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our population isn’t out of control, our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America. (Did I miss the lesson where Jesus says He hates gays?)

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

About Me:

Current Age: Under 90
Date of Birth: The day on my birth certificate
Sign: One of the twelve.
Appearence: Typical human.
Place of Birth: The Hospital.
Ethnicity/Religion: Where I live and what church I go to.
Current Location: Home I hope.
Current Grade: Hope I'm in the right one.
Height: The same as the last time I checked.
Family: Whoever lives with me.

Weight: Ha! I bet you guys thought I was going to answer that, huh?

Species: Human. Obviously.
Gender: Same as when I was born.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism

I Am Taking the Liberty to Begin the "I Hate Danzo Club" (Koharu and Homura, too, if you want)
If there is an "I Hate Karin Club", there should be an I Hate Danzo one, too. (I used to hate her, but after she gave up on Sasuke for good, and was "Done with him", I began to like her more.) Copy the below portion starting at the asterisk (*) [sp?] if you copy this to your profile. Don't fogot to put my name or something that shows I started this; I want credit.

*Started and Created by Epic Otaku Cherry: I HATE DANZO! If you also hate Danzo (and Homura and Koharu, if you want), add your name to this list: Epic Otaku Cherry, Blackgryphon101

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I didn’t…

I didn’t let her go so you could hurt her.
I didn’t let her go so you could play with her.
I didn’t let her go so you could fool with her.

I let her go because she asked me to.

I didn’t give her to you so you could make her cry.
I didn’t give her to you so you could make her suffer.
I didn’t give her to you so you could make her bleed.

I gave her to you because you wanted her.

(I'd appreciate it if it was passed on. I don't know how this feels personally but I understand the pain from this poem.

Off-handed, but when ever I read this, I hear Naruto saying this to Sasuke about Sakura. That is, if Sasuke would have wanted Sakura but hurt her, and Naruto gave up on her)

Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me (I'm practically deathly afraid of them, too)
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake, of course
I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that "Free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by side (What I'd give for a brother or friend like him)
I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights (I'm afraid of them sometimes, too)
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone who gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother (I love you, Bianca!)
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others (You're my favorite, Nico!)
I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car

Now swear on the River Styx

In loving memory...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus
...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing she would die
...Bianca Di Angelo, who sacrificed herself for her friends
...Daedalus, who died so Kronos' army couldn't use the Labyrinth
...Silena Beaureguard, who died a hero
...Charles Beckondorf, who died for a mission success
...Ethan Nakamura, who changed in the end only to be killed by Kronos
...Everyone else who died in the Titan war

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
I bet 93% of you people that read this won't repost

(((((True love)))))
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down I'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: no.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: no
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: no.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: no.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: no.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: no
Girl: Choose: me or your life.
Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

My comments are not bolded. mysterywriter2418 & AnimeLoverHaruka

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) (I wonder why??!!)

On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?) (...Hmm...)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how??) (on the other person's comment: I agree)

On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.) (So we don't have to? I though they were called frozen dinners *Sarcastic*)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?) (If that was the case, why'd you put this warning on the BOTTOM!!!)

On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought??...) (Noooo...I thought I would freeze to death 'cuz it was so cold. *SARCASM!!!*)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) (Why wasn't I told this before!!!???)

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those five-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.) (Okay. So children drive cars and operate machinery on a daily basis?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (And I'm taking this... because?) (Give the man/woman a prize!)

On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?) (On the other person's comment: I totally agree)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody help me out on this. I'm a bit curious.)(Was there some other super-top-secret use that we're not supposed to know about?)

On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!)(What?! I had no idea! *SARCASM*)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?) (Next Steps: Chew,swallow, digest.)

(I don't blame the company on this one; I blame the parents) On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Mommy, Daddy, you LIED!!!)

On a motorized scooter box: Warning: This vehicle moves. (I think it's called a MOTORIZED SCOOTER for a reason. No shit, Sherlock.)

Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands." (Ok, raise your hand if you've tried this.) (What?! What else would I use to stop it with! *SARCASTIC* Another response: Don't worry; I used my feet this time. I already used my hands last time.)

Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (NO dip) (Don't tell people that! My children are now unusually skilled kitchen-knife wielding ninjas!)

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (Why did I buy it again?) (Perfect for my nightlight!)

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.) (Whoops. That explains how I ended up in heaven all of a sudden.)

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Really?) (Great! That's the last time I try cleaning it!)

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (Gasp!) (Alright. I don't know what to say to this except what the other person said, so... "Le gasp!")

Dog food-"new and improved tasting", (who tests it?) (What exactly makes it new and improved?)

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yummy...) (I was wondering what made my mouth blue and green.)

Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."-(Beverages WOOO!!) (Uh-oh...)

Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Are you sure?) (And it's not safe to use around what exactly?)

Real life questions that have been asked in court:

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

If you like this or think this funny or whatever copy and paste this into your profile!!

Girl Combacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

Love this. It's hilarious! I should so use those in stories...