The paladins make a diplomatic visit to a planet with sexual dimorphism roughly opposite that of Earth. Women are larger and more powerful, while men are leaner and smaller. Lance attracts more than his fair share of attention.

Being an amputee with a prosthetic limb is difficult enough. Having a solid metal alien prosthetic forced on you by another species entirely is even worse. Or: Five times Shiro's Galra arm caused him trouble in some way and another member of the team helped him out with it, and the one time the same arm is the only reason any of them survive. Friendship only, no pairings.

When Sam needed motivation for his daily run, he got chased by a Camaro with tinted windows.

Raising a child is not as difficult as they said it would be. However, in the seven years he has had Sherman, there are still moments when Mr. Peabody is caught unawares.

The first time Jack sees the golden sand in the sky is on the night he first wakes. It's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen, and it makes him feel like he's not quite so alone in a world of darkness where nobody can see him.

Hundreds of years from now, historians will never know what her captain was thinking, when he brought Enies Lobby to its knees with a declaration of war, when he attacked a Celestial Dragon on an island in an archipelago, and she won't be there to explain, "it was for a friend, you see?" (In which Nami comes to understand that the world will never understand Luffy.) Nakamaship.

Luffy gets his hands on a picture dial after the Davy Back Fight and clumsy hole-and-corner silliness ensues as he takes 156 pictures over the next 7 days, capturing unguarded moments and, sometimes, sides of his nakama he's never seen before, until someone finally takes it away from him. Set post-Davy Back/pre-Water 7 LuffyxEveryone with light hints of LuNa.

He scratches designs into tree bark and onto the ice of puddles. He traces snowflakes in the frost on window panes and forms the outlines with twigs and draws them with his fingers in the dirt. He incorporates these small details, these things that are so refreshingly new to him. And for the first time ever, someone sees him at his work.

Jack discovers North's workshop - and spends the next hundred and fifty years trying to sneak in.

He never feels more alive than in the moment when the doors begin to open. He never feels more loved than when the children stream into the cold, chubby legs pumping, little faces red. When he plays with them, breathless and laughing, he is one among a crowd, and it is not as noticeable that they do not call his name. He can ignore that their eyes skim past him.

When Usopp wanders into the kitchen, so early in the morning, Sanji knows why he's there and what he's come for. Post-skip.

AU-ish recreation of the show with the twist of another female aboard the Robot from the very beginning. The VERY beginning. Before-they-ever-met beginning. Their lives can never be boring, even without the superhero gig. A collab fic with Sniggyfrumps.

Sam is afflicted after a case gone wrong; Dean has to stand in the gap for him, and realize that sometimes there are no lessons to be learned. Just pranks to be had and ice to chew. Hurt!Sam, Protective!Dean and some loud-mouthed teenagers.

Every so often, there are bugs. Luffy the entomologist.

Kaya is ill, but the window is open. Gen, but feel free to ship the hell out of Usopp/Kaya

Every child has their boogeyman. Unfortunately for Charles Xavier, his nightmare is very real and has no intentions of being forgotten. X:FC.

Eleven-year old Ron Weasley is off to school in a week and he's excited and terrified in equal measures. It doesn't help that every single member of his family keeps trying to give him advice, and that his sister keeps hiding his shoes...

A series of vignettes expanding the story of the First Class movie, mostly focused on the relationship between Charles and Erik. Philosophy, agony, sarcasm, profanity. *The ONLY story on FFN to include the phrase "Quit reading my torso." I checked. *

Santoryuu has a few other advantages, although it's funny how often nobody sees them coming. Completely random story-set pondering. Set pre-timeskip. One-shot, complete.

"It was not often that you heard the vampire actually laugh. This only served to peak her amusement and Pam took no precaution before opening the door..."

Roxanne discovers that she and Megamind define failure a bit differently.

If you stop running for long enough, you'll forget how. —Laurel—

It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.

Not all deaths are seen by the eye. Nearing the end of his time, a human king seeks out a friend who is also nearing his.

Before Flynn there was Eugene, before the floating lights there were the stars, before Rapunzel there was a baby girl, and before Mother there was Gothel; a story of beginnings, before things were just plain tangled.

It must be a kind of madness, Kuma decides, that drives these children to take turns vying for death. Sabaody Archipelago arc spoilers.

"Thanks, Minion" the boy whispered back, snuggling up in his bed, green eyes falling shut. "You're one fantastic fish."

A completed collection of vignettes. Tiana and Naveen honeymoon, work on their restaurant, discuss fashion and finances, and in one universe, attend Hogwarts.

There were just so many things that he had to consider now.

Freckle was doubtful at first, when Cousin Rocky told him that the lumpy little thing he called a cocoon was going to become a butterfly. Rocky had, after all, also told him that blue butterflies were carnivorous and liked to bite people's noses off.

Stoick discovers the many intricacies of single parenting.

One Shot. Children always learn the lessons adults never intend to give, and more than anything, Aang is just a boy.

Edward is the one scout in Camp Kidney LEAST likely to ever get involved in anything too romantic. And yet he's suddenly tangled in a crazy romantic jumble of secrets, naivete, misunderstandings, and a celebrity crush in reverse. Can he possibly survive?

Fred and George are seeking a special book to help them in their creation of a new Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes treat. Madam Irma Pince, the Hogwarts Librarian, thwarts them at every turn. Takes place during Fred and George's seventh year.

Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.

The Honeycomb warps intention. —Laburnum—

“It’s the strangest… thing… Hazel. The edges are all blurred, and getting darker, but it’s crystal clear. I can’t make sense of it. …Maybe there’s nothing to see…” A short dialogue between Fiver and Hazel, set several years after the events of the book.

Of broken crockery, cutlery and the March Hare.

Luffy decides to give meaningful presents to his crew. Short, sweet, and maybe a *tad* cracky.

She decides, early on, that she'll not be daunted by something so minor as a few silent death threats from him: Ivy Pepper, Viktor Vasko, and the history between them.

A collection of oneshots and drabbles on the characters, for those moments when they feel as if they are turning in a ditch of leaves.

Tiana cooks. Naveen helps.

Prank warfare. Luffy, Usopp and Chopper vs. Robin and, unwittingly, Nami. Crack... angst. *genre fail*

The things a young Fire Lord learns at the beginning of his reign.

To be the Avatar is to be the spirit bridge between this world and the next. It doesn’t mean you don’t suffer. Featuring Avatars Aang, Roku, Kyoshi, Kuruk, and Yangchen.

/Beta/ "If I could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass me by?"

Godric and Eric. Life in the Dark Ages.

A collection of stories about Antauri and the people who know him best.

We are one another's where and when, existing unchanged. We are the miracle of creation. A short scene at the end of 2.09. Godric dies. Eric reels.

/post 'I, Chiro'/ A determined star tries to find his way home.

Zoro, Usopp, and Robin don't return as expected from a foray into an island forest. After setting out to locate them, the rest of the crew finds their nakama each missing significant portions of their whole lives. (Note: a properly formatted (and updated with typo fixes) version of this is available at Ao3 under the same author name.)

In which Bumblebee and Sam participate in a drag race. Sam isn't too happy about it. Pointless silliness featuring a surprise character.

It came as a shock the first time Stitch realised that he had to look up to see Lilo's face. It's about growing up and finding your one true place in the cosmos.

In which Bumblebee is backed into a corner and Barricade realizes Bumblebee can't talk: one of a thousand run-ins between Decepticon and Autobot scouts. Pre-2007 movie.

When Zuko’s burned, branded, scarred, Azula smiles because it’s the expression most familiar to her, and she doesn’t want to think about what she should be doing instead. — Azula, Zuko

George has been acting weird. Well, weirder than usual...also, what's with the pineapple? George/Verity Valentine's Fluff.

In which Sokka mopes, and Toph is absolutely twelve. Post-book three finale, fairly mild spoilers, oneshot.

In a palace in Ba Sing Se, one man awaits his death, one boy – his torture, and another – his destiny. An Iroh, Sokka and Zuko adventure. Now with epilogue. Complete.

/pre series/ But how was it possible? They were just monkeys, after all. How could they understand?

/pre series/ Sometimes getting sick forces people to think about things...

For most people, getting into a fight with thugs in a restaurant would be a bad first, and last, date. Luckily, Toph and Aang aren't most people.

Missing scenes from the episode 'Blue Spirit': Aang is captured and subsequently escapes with Zuko's help. But really, it all started with the frogs. Some humor, mostly angsty contemplation.

Nami has to put up with a lot. LuffyxNami

During the summer after his fifth year, Draco Malfoy has an encounter that will forever alter his world.

-FLAME OF ANOR Winner- Thranduil asks Gandalf to make Legolas the happy child he was before his mother's death. But fighting for life and faced with demons of his own, the king must rely on the strength of his Greenleaf to come out of this battle alive.

Hard Drive's suit is apparently operating all-too-well when it zaps him and T-Bone physically into the Turbokat's computer systems - only to leave the SWAT Kat there. And, that's only the start of the Boys troubles. [Complete]