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Joined Mar 17, 2007, id: 1239791
Author has written 24 stories for Pokémon, Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, Ghost Hunt, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
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Through Fox's Eyes by Dhampir reviews
Naruto was 'abandoned' at the age of five and only survived because of Kyuubi's instincts. Eight years later, Sasuke stumbles across him and brings him back to Konoha, but will he be able to cope with society after eight years of solitude? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,258 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: Sep 10, 2020 - Published: Feb 12, 2005
Common Interests by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Common Ground. After Halloween, Snape and Harry begin to bond even more as they discover some common interests. But will it stand the test of time . . .and can Sev protect Harry from the evil that stalks him? AU, Sev/Harry mentor/guardian story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 376,292 - Reviews: 3492 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: Sep 10, 2020 - Published: Oct 17, 2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Mizukage by lknmjh reviews
Banished for something literally out of his control, Naruto Uzumaki decides to disappear for good. Twelve years later as a coming storm known as a great ninja war grows, will the light that once shined upon the ninja world shine once more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 235,961 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 863 - Updated: Jul 24, 2020 - Published: Apr 23, 2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Extra Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
This is a compilation of outtakes and extras from my Kitties Trilogy. Expect lots of strangeness because I honestly have no idea what's going on. Rated for swearing and violence. Beware of OCs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,053 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 81 - Updated: Jul 12, 2020 - Published: Aug 5, 2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
Elves' Child by Teddylonglong reviews
What if house-elves took Harry away from the Dursleys' doorstep to raise him in the magical world? Completely AU, partly OOC, partly childfic. sick!Harry. Main characters: Harry, Severus, Poppy and my usual OC elves. Edited July, 2019.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,052 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: Jul 28, 2019 - Published: Jun 4, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Son of Lord Voldemort by Shopaholic1369 reviews
Voldemort never killed Harry, instead he killed his parents and kidnapped Harry to raise as his own son against Dumbledore and the light. Dark/Slytherin Harry. Eventual M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 250,210 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 3,482 - Follows: 3,603 - Updated: Jul 24, 2019 - Published: Jun 21, 2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Daphne G.
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,972 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 2,408 - Follows: 2,364 - Updated: Jul 11, 2019 - Published: Mar 7, 2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Consider Yourselves Kitties 2-point-0 by DaniZaraki reviews
Rewrite of the original CYK because it's shit and I hate it. Now enjoy: New stuff! Fun stuff! What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls, and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Terrible writing warning lol
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 179,905 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 247 - Updated: Jul 7, 2019 - Published: Aug 19, 2014 - Akatsuki - Complete
Harry Potter's Epic Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
A simple glance in the right direction at the right time changed the life of a lonely young boy, and through him, the fate of a whole world
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,965 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 2,986 - Follows: 3,162 - Updated: Jun 12, 2019 - Published: Apr 13, 2010 - Harry P.
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,844 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 4,258 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: Jun 2, 2019 - Published: Feb 23, 2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 6,328 - Follows: 5,506 - Updated: Mar 27, 2019 - Published: Jan 28, 2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mommy, Send Me An Angel by deideiblueeyez reviews
Three-year-old Miko has endured the horrors of sexual abuse by her father's clients her entire life. After a chaotic infiltration, she is "adopted" by a blond stranger wearing a black cloak with red clouds. In her new home, "normality" is alien and frightening. What are his intentions? Is there any hope of him healing the scars adorning her heart, her mind, her very skin?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,064 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 100 - Updated: Mar 27, 2019 - Published: Jun 17, 2009 - Deidara, Konan, OC
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 7,369 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: Jan 23, 2019 - Published: Aug 3, 2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 254,533 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 4,616 - Follows: 4,114 - Updated: Nov 3, 2018 - Published: Nov 19, 2008
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6327 - Favs: 13,480 - Follows: 16,035 - Updated: Aug 29, 2018 - Published: Dec 7, 2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7519 - Favs: 10,782 - Follows: 12,756 - Updated: Jul 28, 2018 - Published: May 17, 2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
Other People's Choices by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 191,253 - Reviews: 2540 - Favs: 3,871 - Follows: 3,872 - Updated: Jul 24, 2018 - Published: Dec 13, 2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Sorting Hat - Complete
Harry Potter, age 8 by RainCityWriter reviews
This is a story of what could have happened if the Dursleys had died when Harry was eight years old and Snape had taken over his guardianship. Warning, there will be parental, non-sexual spanking of a child. The sequel is started: Harry Potter, age 9.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,606 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 404 - Updated: May 17, 2018 - Published: Apr 1, 2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Death of Communication by xglittergigglesx reviews
"Deary me, you once again seem to have mixed me up with a fictional holiday character. Last time it was the Easter Bunny." - A series of emails, texts and phonecalls between the members of SPR. MaiNaru/FakeMaiYasuhara
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,723 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 170 - Updated: Mar 29, 2018 - Published: Feb 11, 2011 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4285 - Favs: 10,074 - Follows: 11,068 - Updated: Dec 30, 2017 - Published: May 30, 2012 - Harry P.
Sinister Chakra by williams5505 reviews
The night the Nine-Tails appeared, Madara led the attack, hoping to destroy the Leaf Village once and for all. However, the Fourth's jutsu sealed Madara and the demon into a newborn baby. Naruto, cursed with a chakra even more sinister than the Nine Tail's, will now challenge a rising Akatsuki under new leadership, and determine which path to justice he will take.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 484,608 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 3,249 - Follows: 3,034 - Updated: Dec 20, 2017 - Published: Feb 15, 2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Malfoy by Aroon reviews
After an incident in Diagon Alley Mr. Malfoy got guardianship of Harry Potter. The first days don't go well. Will Harry find a family where he is welcomed? Warning: CP in the first chapters. (No slash!) If you don't like it, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,718 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: Aug 30, 2017 - Published: Jul 17, 2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M.
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,042 - Reviews: 2790 - Favs: 6,278 - Follows: 6,189 - Updated: Aug 21, 2017 - Published: Mar 29, 2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: Aug 1, 2017 - Published: Sep 6, 2010 - Naruto U.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 3,542 - Updated: Jul 31, 2017 - Published: May 2, 2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2584 - Favs: 4,253 - Follows: 4,780 - Updated: Jul 9, 2017 - Published: Oct 30, 2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
KakuHida: Free by GothicNinjaKitty reviews
Hidan is the most hated person at school. Kakuzu & friends bully him. His dad abuses him... Life is just a living hell for him. will have Akatsuki: PeinKona ZetTobi, KakuHida, KisaIta, SasoDei. M for language abuse and yaoi: Rape/non-rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 124,112 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 159 - Updated: Jun 24, 2017 - Published: May 22, 2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse. Alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 648 - Updated: Jun 15, 2017 - Published: Jan 26, 2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3542 - Favs: 6,881 - Follows: 7,036 - Updated: May 28, 2017 - Published: Jun 23, 2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Akatsuki Baby by Mei-chan4 reviews
When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 219,451 - Reviews: 3403 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: Apr 5, 2017 - Published: Mar 11, 2008
A Thousand Miles by Your Caffeinated Writer reviews
On his way back from a mission Pein comes across a child abandoned in the woods... HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 380 - Updated: Feb 20, 2017 - Published: Jul 14, 2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A Cruel Hand Dealt by DragonofFernweh reviews
Deidara doesn't live the life of a saint. He knows how cold the world can be, how malicious a person can become, and he's suffering firsthand a heinous act from two people meant to be his allies. How does Deidara win a game dealt so strongly against him? With anger, determination, and perhaps someone with a little more experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,210 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 43 - Updated: Jan 17, 2017 - Published: May 12, 2011 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7126 - Favs: 14,745 - Follows: 11,578 - Updated: Sep 19, 2016 - Published: Sep 17, 2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8723 - Favs: 14,811 - Follows: 17,999 - Updated: Aug 20, 2016 - Published: Jan 16, 2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 345 - Words: 698,986 - Reviews: 3566 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 572 - Updated: Aug 6, 2016 - Published: Jun 12, 2006
The Mindsifter by Khrysalis reviews
He is injured, hunted, and wordless. Those who care for him search for him, and time is passing and hope is dying. But even should they find him, how can they repair his shattered mind?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 106,965 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 333 - Updated: Jul 8, 2016 - Published: Apr 15, 2005 - Hiko, Kaoru, Kenshin, Sanosuke - Complete
Pein's a kid! by Dana.Kay123 reviews
Hidan's a kid! sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: Jul 6, 2016 - Published: Nov 29, 2010 - Akatsuki
Hidan's a kid! by Dana.Kay123 reviews
Hidan got turned into a kid, can the Akatsuki deal with it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,560 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 62 - Updated: Jul 5, 2016 - Published: Jul 9, 2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Little Girl and the Akatsuki by Dana.Kay123 reviews
Konan decides to bring a little girl to the Akatsuki to be her 'baby'...What will happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,345 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 104 - Updated: Jul 5, 2016 - Published: Aug 5, 2010 - Akatsuki
Ground Hog Day by Magica Draconia reviews
Harry and/or Snape find themselves reliving the same span of time over and over again. What caused this phenomenon, and just how are they to get out of it? Are both wizards aware that time is repeating itself, or just one of them? And just what is it about this one day that it just refuses to end?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 34 - Published: Jun 21, 2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 4,537 - Follows: 4,694 - Updated: Jun 20, 2016 - Published: May 6, 2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Haunting Life by mytruthaboutlife reviews
Mai, a sixteen year old student who works part time at Shibuya Psychic Research, faces the tough cases week after week. But, with her team of friends next to her, she finds it hard to mind. The ghost hunt continues...
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 180 - Words: 275,529 - Reviews: 4936 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: May 31, 2016 - Published: Jul 8, 2009 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,354 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 3,173 - Updated: May 11, 2016 - Published: Aug 1, 2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
New Purpose by Kiragirl17 reviews
"He's Dead!" "How? Who?" "You." Light vanished from people's lives, when he was killed at the Valley of Death. Ten years later a S-Class Assassin known as Demonic Flash appears, willing to do anything to keep his secrets. AN: Now undergoing a major overhaul. Now being Rewritten: To read, Please click on 'Redefined Purpose.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,490 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 898 - Updated: May 11, 2016 - Published: Sep 2, 2008 - Naruto U.
Keep Your Mouth Shut by DragonofFernweh reviews
Hidan was no big fan of being told what to do. In fact, it often simply led to him meeting authority like a steel wall, challenging any order or warnings given to him without flexibility. Kakuzu was one person not to be trifled with, and Hidan has to learn that the hard way when he doesn't know when to shut his mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Updated: Apr 24, 2016 - Published: Jan 22, 2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by CaspianAlexander reviews
ON HIATUS. A chance remark on the night of Halloween 1981 could have changed everything. Fate throws baby Harry into the custody of Kingsley Shacklebolt, assisted by a certain Mad-Eye Moody. And oh boy, heads will roll and history will change when this gets out. Dear Wizarding Britain: Your saviour has arrived. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 239,491 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: Mar 31, 2016 - Published: May 17, 2015 - Harry P., Alastor M., Neville L., Kingsley S.
Chance Meeting at The Ink Pot by teddyaccount reviews
Severus Snape meets a six-year-old Harry Potter at The Ink Pot and ends up buying a book for the child, unaware of the far reaching effects of his spontaneous kindness. Completely AU, partly OOC, partly childic, abuse!Dursleys, Changing POVs Sev/Harry .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 627 - Updated: Mar 26, 2016 - Published: Aug 30, 2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5994 - Favs: 7,415 - Follows: 8,994 - Updated: Mar 10, 2016 - Published: Mar 18, 2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,947 - Reviews: 3003 - Favs: 5,342 - Follows: 5,904 - Updated: Jan 18, 2016 - Published: Feb 4, 2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Stubborn Shadow by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
When Naruto returned to Konoha after spending just over two years on the road training under Jiraiya, he never expected to pick up a living shadow with a mind of his own. No Pairings. De-aged!Harry, MOD!Harry, Strong!Harry, Intuitive!Naruto, Strong!Naruto, & Protective!Naruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 208,235 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 5,943 - Follows: 6,512 - Updated: Dec 21, 2015 - Published: Jul 20, 2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Shikaku N.
A Harmless Hobby by Horsegirl01 reviews
Legolas develops a new hobby—one that has his Ada deciding to play 'spy' on his own son.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,280 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Published: Nov 18, 2015 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
My Friend, ジュン by missmocha77 reviews
After the shinobi war ends, Sasuke returns to Konoha and demands that Sakura marries him. While pondering the situation, she finds Itachi, very alive and without memories. There's trouble communicating, though. He can't remember how to speak. Story is back up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 88,177 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 216 - Updated: Nov 3, 2015 - Published: Sep 23, 2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 8,068 - Follows: 3,305 - Published: Aug 4, 2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 4,645 - Follows: 4,269 - Updated: Jul 26, 2015 - Published: Nov 5, 2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Bookworm by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Everyone knows Hermione is a bookworm. But just how focused /is/ she on her reading? Harry shows up to interrupt her reading with questions on the female body, and perhaps takes things too far... (Harmony, romance/humour/crack)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 524 - Updated: Jul 15, 2015 - Published: Nov 30, 2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 778 - Updated: Jun 22, 2015 - Published: Jan 2, 2008
Little Gem by Infinite Ravens reviews
"Whether you are the mass murderer bent on world domination and destruction or the revolutionary fighting for a just cause, it doesn't matter. I am a boy you can't kill and you are a man I can't kill, I was destined for a wand you couldn't fight and you were destined for a wand I can't fight. I believe we're meant to be friends - fated even." Dark!Ravenclaw!Harry/Lord Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,109 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 3,991 - Follows: 4,587 - Updated: Jun 10, 2015 - Published: May 18, 2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Finally The Truth by TrueloverKagome reviews
what happens when kagome runs home after Seeing inuyasha with Kikyo again? Her mother sends her to the Ice Lord? And whats this about Kagome being a Demon? Lemons in this story so read at your own risk dark chapters possible rape. READ AT OWN RISK!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,920 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 271 - Updated: Jun 1, 2015 - Published: Sep 15, 2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
When You found me by secret77752 reviews
These are a group of five background one-shots, having to do with my story "Your my Danna" it features Itachi, Konan, Hidan, Tobi, and then a quick Masters background story. Their stories about how the pets grew up, and how they came into their masters lives. Better Summary inside. :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,576 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: May 15, 2015 - Published: May 15, 2013 - Akatsuki
Uncle Harry by R-dude reviews
It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 624 - Published: Apr 14, 2015 - Harry P., Daphne G., Dudley D. - Complete
An Apple A Day by Delongbi reviews
What happens when you put a psychic trainer, a criminal mastermind, a psychotic killer, and an Apple all in one story? An original trainer OC / OT story. Expect plotiness, randomness, awesomeness, and drama...ness?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 52 - Words: 295,260 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 158 - Updated: Apr 2, 2015 - Published: Mar 31, 2009 - Eevee/Eievui, Mew
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35628 - Favs: 26,725 - Follows: 19,673 - Updated: Mar 14, 2015 - Published: Feb 28, 2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Trial By Troll by DLPalindrome reviews
The boy from the train was right. In order to be Sorted, they really did have to fight a troll.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 351 - Published: Mar 11, 2015 - Harry P. - Complete
My Glove by Concolor44 reviews
What might have happened at Elsa's coronation ball if her staff and allies had been even marginally effective? Maybe this ... A Quantum Point Divergence story pivoting on the crucial decision of whether to run or finally face her fears.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,782 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 74 - Updated: Feb 20, 2015 - Published: Jan 25, 2015 - Anna, Elsa, Duke of Weselton, Kai - Complete
Dear Dad: the Gimli Letters by JustInunotaisho reviews
Okay, it may not be just Gimli. And it may not be very long. The Fellowship is broken, Boromir is gone, and an irritated dwarf finds comfort in writing letters of complaint to the one who sent him on this dumb quest in the first place. Nonslash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: Feb 8, 2015 - Published: May 20, 2008 - Gimli
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 20,625 - Follows: 7,984 - Updated: Jan 14, 2015 - Published: Aug 11, 2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Family First by Words are a Bewitching Venom reviews
The last thing Lucius Malfoy expected when he walked into Harry Potter's muggle neighborhood, was to become the guardian of one Harry J Potter. AU. Set Winter Break 1st year. Not Slash! Malfoy's adopt Harry. Contains the disciplinary spanking of minors. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,746 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: Dec 25, 2014 - Published: Apr 8, 2013 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A demons Love by MssPerfect reviews
A five year old Naruto goes back to the past after a miserable day of being chased and beaten up by a mob of villagers. He meets his soon-to-be father and mother. But there is something wrong. Chapter 20 has finally arrived!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,968 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: Dec 20, 2014 - Published: Aug 8, 2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Opening the Doors by SpicedGold reviews
Four years after her parents' deaths, Elsa is finally trying to come to terms with her grief. With Anna's help, she should be able to face anything. Shouldn't she?
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,823 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 62 - Updated: Nov 30, 2014 - Published: Nov 3, 2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B. - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6500 - Favs: 10,833 - Follows: 8,530 - Updated: Nov 27, 2014 - Published: Feb 27, 2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Akatsuki Fundraising by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 21,487 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 177 - Updated: Nov 16, 2014 - Published: Oct 2, 2011 - Akatsuki
My Light in The Darkness (Frozen Onward) by hogwarts-is-frozen reviews
After the Great Thaw Elsa is desperate to prove herself as queen and repair the bond with her sister. However, Elsa is plagued with night terrors, will the sleepless nights take their toll? My version of what happens between the punching of Hans and the epilogue. Sisterly fluff and some light Kristanna. **Caution** Swearing and there is a tiny mention of thoughts of self harm
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,450 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 152 - Updated: Nov 1, 2014 - Published: Feb 19, 2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B. - Complete
Bury It Forward by KawasakiTriple reviews
Mustang is forced to decide on the best way to cope with Edward's broken, tortured mind; his first task is to decipher why Ed will stop at nothing to escape his custody when the weather turns foul.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 460,881 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 732 - Updated: Oct 23, 2014 - Published: Sep 14, 2008 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
Your my Danna by secret77752 reviews
Deidara gets kidnapped. While he's kept hostage he meets four other teens, all with different stories. When Konan, Hidan, Itachi, and Tobi all explain how they live with there masters Pein, Kakuzu, Kisame, and Zetsu. How will Dei react when he gets "addopted" by Sasori, and is taken into the world of Vampires? Continuation from my story "MY LITTLE DEI" :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,373 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: Sep 12, 2014 - Published: Jan 21, 2013 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 4,337 - Follows: 4,734 - Updated: Sep 9, 2014 - Published: Dec 11, 2012 - Naruto U.
Fragile Child by Rosebunse reviews
Sasuke is abused and abandoned by Orochimaru after a failed justu. He is found by Itachi, who is left alone to care for his sick, fragile brother. Some OroSasu, with some ItaSasu if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,878 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 109 - Updated: Aug 28, 2014 - Published: Sep 5, 2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Moment of Impact by Suite Sambo reviews
An accident the summer before 6th year puts Dumbledore's plans for Harry in motion sooner than planned. Will an unexpected truce with Snape better prepare Harry for what is to come? A Snape mentors Harry fic with all the regular players. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 116,203 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 642 - Updated: Aug 8, 2014 - Published: Nov 24, 2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Deidara Goes Into Shock by ilovemyboys reviews
After hearing about Sasori's death, Deidara makes it back to the Akatsuki hideout, only to go into shock when he arrives. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Jun 20, 2014 - Published: Oct 16, 2012 - Deidara, Pain/Pein - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28497 - Favs: 26,169 - Follows: 16,629 - Updated: Jun 8, 2014 - Published: Jun 5, 2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Because I Was Loved by Skye Maxwell reviews
Haruhi knows that the members of the host club love her, but she does not understand the extent to which they do until each individual host helps her in a time of need.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,491 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 149 - Updated: Jun 5, 2014 - Published: Jun 22, 2011 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Rough Diamond by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. Dumbledore placed Harry Potter in front of the Dursleys' doorstep, however, little Harry has a different idea, which makes it clear that Dumbledore's decision was a great mistake. Completely AU, set before Hogwarts, Animagus story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 155 - Published: May 24, 2014 - Harry P., Mrs. Norris - Complete
To Be Different by SaturnXK reviews
[DO NOT GIVE ANY REVIEWS] Cold and apathetic, they are the perfect guards. They take their job seriously and do it ruthlessly, but when nine ANBU enter the world of magic, will the wizards view them as cold-blooded killers, or will they look underneath the underneath?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 177,610 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 859 - Updated: Mar 26, 2014 - Published: Apr 30, 2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 3,494 - Follows: 2,976 - Updated: Mar 18, 2014 - Published: Jun 1, 2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Keeping Appearances by TheEscapeFromReality reviews
Harry walks the halls of Hogwarts seriously injured and is confronted by the Slytherins. They take him to Snape, who uses Legilimency to make a startling discovery. Is Dumbledore really who he says he is? Is Harry really on the right side of the war? Goodish!Voldemort, No Slash, Powerful Harry, Mentor Snape, Good Malfoys, super bad Dumbles, very abused Harry, AU Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,599 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 6,418 - Follows: 3,778 - Updated: Mar 17, 2014 - Published: May 4, 2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10093 - Favs: 23,764 - Follows: 13,744 - Updated: Mar 16, 2014 - Published: Oct 20, 2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of the Unown by Mr. Chaos reviews
Book 2 of the Harry Potter: Pokemon Master series. Life has taken a definite upturn for Harry. He now has a wonderful home, great friends, and is building a strong Pokemon team. But when he received word of a hidden danger, Harry will be forced to dig into the past and discover the buried truth about the Founders... and his family. If he doesn't, Hogwarts will be closed forever.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,448 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 525 - Updated: Mar 8, 2014 - Published: Aug 23, 2013 - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3206 - Favs: 8,095 - Follows: 8,729 - Updated: Feb 14, 2014 - Published: Jun 28, 2012 - Naruto U.
Guardian Angel by Night Shade 1427 reviews
What if Naruto hadn't really been alone? With the spirit of his father and the Kyuubi by his side, things will turn out differently for Naruto as he goes on the path to becoming the Hokage and reclaiming his rightful name... MinafemKyuu;KakaIru;ShikaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,737 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 3,794 - Follows: 3,539 - Updated: Feb 2, 2014 - Published: Jul 11, 2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Minato N.
A (Partial) Guide to Surviving Middle Earth by Lucillia reviews
So, you've landed in Middle-Earth. Now that you're there, here's a couple of tips for surviving beyond your first few hours.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 34 - Published: Jan 30, 2014 - Complete
Broken People by Tajjas reviews
The Sky People's technology helps to save Tsu'tey after the battle, but he isn't quite sure what to think of the broken Sky Person in the wheeled chair that keeps coming to visit him while he's recovering. Friendship fic, AU for obvious reasons.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,966 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: Jan 8, 2014 - Published: Apr 30, 2010 - Tsu'tey, Jake S.
Trump Card by Hovinarri reviews
A world where a person's fate is written on their skin using the deck of cards. Sasori is an Ace of Clubs; an artistic person bound to succeed in anything he does. However, one day he meets a mysterious blonde who may stray him from all this. SasoDei AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,859 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 99 - Updated: Jan 4, 2014 - Published: Dec 4, 2011 - [Sasori, Deidara]
The Scroll by SakuraSpark reviews
The Akatsuki find a scroll that introduces them to the world of fanfiction! How will they react when they read about themselves turning into kittens, doing the mambo jambo and more? Secret admirers and beauty pageants? What the hell? Warning: Contains hints of smut. Many expletives!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 127 - Updated: Dec 24, 2013 - Published: Dec 21, 2012 - Akatsuki
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 5,267 - Follows: 5,480 - Updated: Oct 20, 2013 - Published: Feb 10, 2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Strangeness by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Naruto has been acting a little strange since their first encounter with Zabuza, and Sakura drags Sasuke along to find out why, because Kakashi isn't helping. SasuNaru SLASH. On Hold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,121 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 426 - Updated: Oct 11, 2013 - Published: Nov 29, 2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 4,097 - Follows: 3,143 - Updated: Oct 11, 2013 - Published: May 12, 2007 - Harry P.
Chibified Chaos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
The Rookie Nine and Team Gai get turned into chibis! Seeing as how Asuma, Kurenai, and Gai are all out on missions, Kakashi gets saddled with the twelve chibis. Poor, poor Kakashi. And things only get worse when the Sand sibs show up chibified as well. Up for Adoption
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 264 - Updated: Oct 11, 2013 - Published: Feb 14, 2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11351 - Favs: 15,948 - Follows: 10,692 - Updated: Aug 20, 2013 - Published: Jun 14, 2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Master's Ball by Mr. Chaos reviews
Welcome to the Avalon Region. Here, children go to Hogwarts, the premiere school for inspiring trainers, where they learn how to train Pokemon. This year promises to be special, for Harry Potter, the destroyer of Voldemort, is coming to take his place among the future trainers and begin his Pokemon Journey. Book 1 in the Harry Potter: Pokemon Master series.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,119 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 650 - Updated: Aug 19, 2013 - Published: May 19, 2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Clay and Puppets by Emerald707 reviews
In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 194,842 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 314 - Updated: Jul 20, 2013 - Published: Aug 18, 2007 - Deidara, Sasori
The Raptor and I by Arikishi.Cloud reviews
What if when the storm hit Jurassic Park and the dinosaurs were are released from their enclosures, the raptors grabbed one of Hammond's workers. What will happen to her? Read on to find out. Spoilers.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,504 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 360 - Updated: Jun 27, 2013 - Published: Dec 23, 2010
And Then There Were Kitties by Foosha reviews
College-going shut-ins Nicky and Vash have been living through their relatively uninteresting lives for the past few years. Finally when Nicky thinks she's about to die from monotony, an interesting litter of kittens shows up by her back door. Dundundun! Rated M just in case!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,084 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: Jun 23, 2013 - Published: Aug 25, 2011 - Akatsuki
The Cruelest Kindness by MP brennan reviews
When he captures a young raider, Aragorn's concepts of duty and mercy are put to the test. Written for the May Teitho Challenge "Capture." A tale of Thorongil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: Jun 18, 2013 - Published: Jun 17, 2013 - Aragorn - Complete
A Year of Memories by Ithil-valon reviews
It is Estel's third birthday. It will be a day filled with reflection, fun, and family.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: Jun 17, 2013 - Aragorn, Elrond, Elrohir, Erestor - Complete
The Lost and The Found by Dreams of Shadows reviews
For Alex it is a boring day- until Akatsuki kidnap her. But heres the weird thing- everyone is being 'nice'. Then she learns of her true identity, a hidden past and a dark secret- she was designed to be something more than shinobi, something much darker.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 39,553 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 50 - Updated: Jun 16, 2013 - Published: Oct 14, 2010 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Instant Message by brezoflower reviews
A Konoha chat room! Sakura finally gets a computer of her own and logs in, but only one person is online in Konoha. Noir18? Who calls himself that?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,582 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: Jun 7, 2013 - Published: May 9, 2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2454 - Favs: 4,184 - Follows: 4,325 - Updated: Jun 5, 2013 - Published: Nov 20, 2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Glimpses by LilyIsAwesomerThanYou reviews
When Harry is taken from the Dursleys by Child Protective Services, Snape is sent to adopt him. Mentions of abuse, but no details. NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,290 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 876 - Updated: May 19, 2013 - Published: Jan 12, 2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The War Of Light And Shadow by Freddie23 reviews
In a world changed by the rising of power in Mordor, Legolas gets entrusted with the life of a young boy. But he gets more than he bargained for as he must fight for his own life, for Aragorn's life and for the very future of Middle Earth. AU. Not slash. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 83 - Words: 517,950 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 187 - Updated: May 17, 2013 - Published: Apr 16, 2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A day at the Carnival by secret77752 reviews
When The rambunctious Vamps and their pets go to a Carnival for some family fun... Everything that could have gone wrong... did. This is a one-shot story, written for a contest winner. Story Plot is the same as my previous story "Your my Danna" Hope you enjoy, and Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: May 15, 2013 - Complete
UnVeiled by Snapegirlkmf reviews
After the Second Wizard War, the Veil turned inward and spat out a few familiar faces-as children! Severus, Sirius, and Lily get a second chance to live their lives over again. What things will change, and what will stay the same? With Harry as Sev's guardian, Remus as Sirius', & Lily has a surprise new family. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 306,575 - Reviews: 2793 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: Apr 22, 2013 - Published: Feb 26, 2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Little Princess by Mei-chan4 reviews
“Why is her name Tsuku?” Tamaki asked curiously, peering at the still sleeping baby. Haruhi suppressed a laugh. “She has a tendency to hit or attack anything that she doesn’t like.”
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 68,190 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 474 - Updated: Apr 11, 2013 - Published: Aug 7, 2008
Wizard Hidden In The Leaf by Corruptmonk reviews
After defeating Voldemort and freeing the wizarding world from his clutches, Harry was ostracized and labeled as the new Dark Lord. A belated help from Albus Dumbledore offered him a new chance at life, a new home to call his own, a new world to make a name for himself. Strong-Powerful-Shinobi Wizard Harry, Strong-Naruto, no pairings as of yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,942 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 5,603 - Follows: 5,580 - Updated: Mar 18, 2013 - Published: Jul 25, 2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Lessons well Learned by secret77752 reviews
Sasori has to make a tough decision, when Deidara has been stepping out of line for far to long. Lets just say its a lesson Deidara will be remembering for a long time, and one that will be difficult for Sasori to teach. WARNING: Contains Spanking of a Minor, w/consent. One shot- originating from "Your my Danna" and " My little Dei ", precious fanfics i have written.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: Feb 24, 2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Life and Times of Terah Mitsume by Tori-Da-Mutt reviews
THIS STORY IS DEAD. IT DIED SLOW AND PAINFUL. a story that will be written in collaboration with DaniZaraki's Man, I Miss the Kitties. Told from the POV of my OC, Terah mitsume, starting about two days before she meets Alice, Kat, and the Akatsuki. I only Own Terah. M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,975 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: Feb 19, 2013 - Published: Jul 27, 2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Kyoto Aftermath by DesertRose3000 reviews
In the aftermath of the battle with Shishio, the Kenshingumi do their best to aid Kenshin in his battle to recover. Rated T for Sano's potty mouth.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Feb 19, 2013 - Published: Jul 1, 2008 - Kaoru, Kenshin, Megumi, Sanosuke - Complete
My little Dei by secret77752 reviews
Deidara lives in a huge mansion with his master Sasori who is a vampire, along with Kisame, Zetsu, Pein, and Kakuzu. But what happens when Deidara is terrified of hospitals, and its check up time! How will Sasori manage when his blond pet needs a physical? read and find out :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: Jan 31, 2013 - Published: Nov 12, 2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Deidara's Sick Days by ilovemyboys reviews
Deidara gets sick. Good thing Akatsuki friends are there to help!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: Jan 19, 2013 - Published: Oct 23, 2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Becka Neko by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
Becka is an average orphan yearning for a home. One morning she wakes up to find herself in the Naruto world, as a cat! How long will Becka be-able to last living with a bunch of smexy criminals? Rated M just incase (COMPLETE)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 95 - Words: 147,366 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 188 - Updated: Jan 19, 2013 - Published: Dec 3, 2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Tricks of the Trade, Rewritten by sprinter1988 reviews
Ash was once offered a trade for his Tauros which he refused. However, he owns thirty of the things. What happens when he trades away his twenty-nine extras? A rewrite of EP146: Tricks of the Trade.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 131 - Updated: Jan 13, 2013 - Published: May 7, 2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Green Eyes by Jpena reviews
Severitus. Severus Snape survives the war; and is in need of a blood transfusion. The only problem is that the donor has to be an immediate relative. Surprisingly Harry is a match. Deaging fic. Severus/OC. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,618 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 454 - Updated: Jan 13, 2013 - Published: Sep 23, 2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Never Let Go by Ruinous Crow reviews
Stuck in Konoha, all Edward Elric wants is to get back to Amestris. But when he forms unlikely bonds with Itachi Uchiha and his brother, added to that a crazy kid in orange, will Edward want to leave? HIATUS.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 217,960 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: Jan 5, 2013 - Published: Aug 15, 2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Edward E.
Elves, Men, Dwarves, and Criminals by DaniZaraki reviews
What happens when you put a fellowship of men, elves, and dwarves trying to save their world with a group of just as many criminal mercenaries who want nothing but the destruction of their own? One can assume nothing good comes of it and they'd be right. Rated T for swearing. A few OCs in there but only one has more than a few sentences of dialogue. Oneshot present.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Published: Jan 2, 2013 - Legolas, Akatsuki - Complete
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: Dec 24, 2012 - Published: Oct 14, 2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Which One Is Next To Go? by NinjasWillRuleTheWorld reviews
The Akatsuki have just moved into their new base. Strange things begin happening to them and they are left wondering 'which one is next to go' Rated T for a certain foul mouthed follower of Jashin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,865 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: Dec 24, 2012 - Published: Jan 17, 2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
White Rabbit by Kazoopernatural reviews
ON HIATUS! After getting in an argument with Kakuzu, Hidan starts to wonder what's up with a certain red eyed, white rabbit that he's been seeing lately. He starts to connect the rabbit with bad luck after being kidnapped, and later finding out he's..PREGNANT? YAOI. RAPE/ABUSE TRIGGER WARNING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,726 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: Dec 23, 2012 - Published: Apr 15, 2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Akatsuki Fairy Tales by keikopanda102 reviews
A collection of AU romance tales with the different Akatsuki pairings! The first story is like Beauty and the Beast and includes all characters. They get more specific after that, with mainly one pairing stories. If you like Akatsuki, you'll like this!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,131 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 60 - Updated: Dec 13, 2012 - Published: Nov 19, 2010 - Akatsuki
Changing Destiny by Tanglepelt reviews
The Akatsuki want to know if their goals are achieved, so they perform a jutsu that will bring them someone who knows the future. Enter Aoi Coulter, an American teenager who knows everything about the organization -In the process of being reworked- Old readers, read the new version of this story, since this one is obsolete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 127,087 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 67 - Updated: Dec 9, 2012 - Published: Nov 26, 2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
And Now I'm Stuck Here With You by HimekoUchia reviews
What happens when the Sand Sibs get shipwrecked onto a deserted island during a mission? Especially since Gaara is still a murderous psychopath. Temari and Kankuro are the only ones stuck with him. The worst part... It was no accident. Sand Sibs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,558 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 117 - Updated: Nov 24, 2012 - Published: Jun 21, 2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Eyes Like Mine by Scotty77 reviews
Left with nothing after the war, Naruto, after many years of traveling, finds himself staring into eyes that reminds him of his own as a child. Complete with a sequel soon to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,501 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: Nov 16, 2012 - Published: Dec 30, 2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Sick Saiyan by Nezune Otoki reviews
Written by the Last Flowerchild and Nezune Otoki. Basically Goku is sick and Vegeta has to care for him. Warning, contains slash. Rated M until further notice.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Published: Nov 6, 2012 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Here's To Us by TumblingTroublesomeTumbleweeds reviews
Sasori gets turned into a child for a week and Deidara has to raise him...with a little help from a friend. Dango, snowmen and explosions galore and maybe a little romance? Deidara/OC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,631 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Oct 20, 2012 - Published: Oct 6, 2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Deidara's Sick Day by Ankoku21 reviews
Deidara's sick and feels awful, the only person he really wants right now is Sasori. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: Oct 11, 2012 - Published: Oct 7, 2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Elastic Clause by shizuos reviews
Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 160 - Updated: Oct 9, 2012 - Published: Sep 16, 2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 4,335 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: Oct 9, 2012 - Published: May 30, 2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Deadly Nightshade by frostykitten reviews
Something strange is going on with Hermione. She's got a weird medical condition, a day is missing from her memories, and Malfoy keeps talking to her as if he knows her even though she can't remember ever having a civil conversation with him. Everyone seems to be keeping something from her and she's determined to find out what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 219 - Updated: Oct 8, 2012 - Published: Sep 30, 2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Screw the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
The Ninja world had a hard time handling the Akatsuki, Kat, and Alice. So how will it handle two children raised by the gang of social outcasts, both of whom are just like their parents? Part 3 of a 3 segment story. Four OC warning. Rated T for bad words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 266,070 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 150 - Updated: Sep 29, 2012 - Published: Feb 6, 2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
When Life Gives You Kittens, Still Make Lemonade by The Fault In Our Asterisks reviews
ARCHIVED FOR REFERENCE; READ STATE OF GRACE FOR MORE INFO - "It's them." I said, gaping. "It is!" Emma said, dramatically. "You know what this means?" Emma quickly whipped out her iPod and clicked a few things on it. We looked at each other and grinned, "IT'S RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH!" Classic Akatsuki kittens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,747 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 76 - Updated: Sep 21, 2012 - Published: Apr 18, 2012 - Itachi U., Sasori
Heat Stroke by ilovemyboys reviews
Just a short story of Deidara getting heat stroke as him and Sasori travel in a desert.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,065 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: Sep 20, 2012 - Published: Aug 10, 2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki's Wild Child by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
While returning from a mission, Itachi and Kisame stumbles upon a boy in the forest of death and takes him under the wing of the Akatsuki. Join the Akatsuki as they coop with their 'wild child' and all the responsibilities that comes with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,915 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: Sep 15, 2012 - Published: May 24, 2012 - Akatsuki
Broken puppet tearful eyes by secret77752 reviews
Deidara did something he's not supposed too, How will his Danna handle the blond teen? Cute "father/son" ONE-shot... WARNING: Slight Punishment Scene.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: Sep 12, 2012 - Sasori - Complete
The Nonsensical Whims of an Eccentric Fangirl by Katsuki Shizenno reviews
Most people know that all fangirls have their ideosyncrasies and fantasies. No one ever thought how terrifying they could be when they had the power to make these fantasies a reality. This is slightly related to my previous fic "Girls Have More Fun". Similar plot, only adding characters from other anime as well.
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: Sep 8, 2012 - Published: Jun 16, 2012
Don't Fear the Reaper by Cutestpixieyoueversaw reviews
"No one ever wondered how Hidan got the way he was. … No one ever took the time to listen to him beyond his curses or to ever take the time to actually look into his eyes and wonder how someone like him was created."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: Sep 5, 2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Poisoned! by ilovemyboys reviews
After Deidara gets poisoned, Sasori needs to find him an antidote! Tobi helps! One-Shot. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: Aug 28, 2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
When the Kirin and Susanoo combination is backfired in an unexpected way, Itachi is left with a choice: Leave his amnesiac little brother in Konoha and return to the Akatsuki, or remain behind enemy lines and raise the eight year old himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,231 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 376 - Updated: Aug 23, 2012 - Published: May 25, 2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 3,377 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: Aug 22, 2012 - Published: Jan 8, 2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 540 - Updated: Aug 21, 2012 - Published: Mar 4, 2011 - Itachi U.
Day Off by NenshouMirai reviews
Itachi and Kisame get caught in a storm and the day they have off Itachi is sick. The others aren't helping by messing with the weasel either. Better than it sounds, I hope you enjoy and R&R. Rated for swearing and contains yaoi and OOCness so BEWARE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: Aug 21, 2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Surgery by ilovemyboys reviews
One-Shot! After Deidara gets a Kunai stuck in his stomach, Kakuzu is his doctor. With some Hidan, Sasori, and Tobi for fun!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: Aug 18, 2012 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
SVU Goes Facebook! by LittleMissPanda84 reviews
So one day I was sitting around and I thought "Hey, what if the SVU squad was on Facebook? That would be so epic!" So this ended up happening :D Soul purpose is to make you laugh :D
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 69 - Updated: Aug 16, 2012 - Published: Apr 21, 2011 - E. Stabler
Dark as Love by Animefreak00910 reviews
Sequel to 'Suicidal Love' The story continues with Hidan and Thanerah as an official married couple but dark times are coming. Can they endure it till the end? Find out! But first, read 'Suicidal love' to understand the entire story. HidanxOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,462 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: Aug 14, 2012 - Published: Jan 20, 2012 - Hidan - Complete
Where Do I Go From Here? by The Ivory Raven reviews
After a difficult summer, Harry returns to Hogwarts and keeps his homelife a secret. But the new DADA professor leaves him with an even bigger secret to hide. How will he cope, and what does Snape have to do with it all? Warning:abuse, cutting, depression
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,553 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: Aug 5, 2012 - Published: May 18, 2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
And I used to think you were childish by Smla reviews
Sasori heard the explosions from the room where Deidara was fighting. From the pained cries that followed it seemed that his partner had managed to hurt his opponent rather badly. No surprise there. It was what happened next that took him by surprise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: Jul 30, 2012 - Published: May 5, 2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Reflections of Demons by evil genus reviews
When the fight on the bridge takes an unusual turn, the whole Naruto tale changes, based off the one-shot Mirror, by Uchiki na Kage, see what happens when a hidden truth is exposed see inside for better summary Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,602 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 2,706 - Updated: Jul 29, 2012 - Published: Aug 16, 2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Angel by NenshouMirai reviews
This is my reason for why Kisame calls Itachi 'Angel' in all my stories. Warnings: Yaoi, OOCness and swearing! Please R&R and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jul 26, 2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The SHORT EdoChan Stories! by poopertrooper reviews
Simple RoyxEd Parental Drabbles, don't know how many there's gonna be.*Chapter 7: That Picture? Part II... Continuation of "Spitballs" Rated M for what is to come. ON HIATUS UNTIL NUMBER THIRTEEN IS FINISHED!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Jul 23, 2012 - Published: Apr 13, 2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Please Come Back by NenshouMirai reviews
Itachi and Kisame are on a mission and the argue with each other. Itachi goes for a walk and is kidnapped! What will the shark man do? Will Itachi return safely? Please R&R Enjoy! Warning: Yaoi, OOCness, mentions of rape and drugs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: Jul 21, 2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 3,630 - Updated: Jul 13, 2012 - Published: May 28, 2012 - Naruto U.
Itachibi by TigerInTheMoonlight reviews
Tobi just wanted to help Deidara-sempai...but now everybody is mad, they are in the past and Itachi is a kid! Time Travel. Rated for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,805 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 68 - Updated: Jul 5, 2012 - Published: Mar 6, 2012 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Guardian Angel by NenshouMirai reviews
Kisame is out on a solo mission and Itachi is stuck at the base with the pestering Deidara. I hate summaries! Warnings :Yaoi but no lemon, OOCness and rated to be safe! R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: Jun 29, 2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 85 - Published: Jun 22, 2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Speak by Puppylover6948 reviews
Deidara disobeys Sasori while on a mission in Konoha and not only blows his cover, he almost gets himself killed. Needless to say, Sasori is one pissed off puppet. Warning: Spanking of an adult.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: Jun 19, 2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
My Knight by NenshouMirai reviews
Itachi is walking and is attacked by Orochimaru and guess who saves him? Warnings:Rape, yaoi, violence, and bad language! Turn away now! R&R and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jun 15, 2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Crooked Line by Bil reviews
He knows it's not normal: Normal people don't live with these worries, normal people aren't afraid all the time. An attempt to keep Snape out of Azkaban after the war has unexpected consequences. Oneshot. SS, HP, AD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Published: Jun 15, 2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Awakening desire by akebou reviews
What will happen if the akatsuki zombi team meet the Kakuzu and Hidan from another world? Warning : Lemon and Rape! KakuHidan -not rape, but a bit of molestation-, KakuKaku, JashinHidan and jailersKaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,954 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: Jun 12, 2012 - Published: Jan 16, 2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I'm sick! by akebou reviews
A fluffy KakuHida one-shot! Hidan's "sick", let's see if Kakuzu can heal him... Warning; Lemon and Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Updated: Jun 12, 2012 - Published: Aug 28, 2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Haunting Past by Jade Starlight reviews
SPR is at it again, only this time, the case hits home for one of them...What happens when they are faced with something so personal that SPR actually doesn't know what to do about it? Naru's at a loss? Mai is breaking down? Rated for future chapters.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,837 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 224 - Updated: Jun 6, 2012 - Published: Mar 25, 2010 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
Fair Is Foul by Mrs.GingerHinkley reviews
Narcissa assumes the bruises and cuts are battle wounds. Rodolphus knows better than to ask. And Bellatrix won't tell. Not when keeping the wounds' origins a secret gives her a literal form of intimacy with the one she craves the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,760 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: May 29, 2012 - Published: Jan 11, 2012 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Meningitis by Heliotrope-Housecat reviews
REVISED AND UPDATED. Ed catches a potentially fatal strain of an infectious bacterial disease most commonly found among the young. One shot written to help raise awareness. KNOW YOUR SYMPTOMS! Character near death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 68 - Updated: May 23, 2012 - Published: Mar 6, 2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Alea Iacta Est by EllaEleniel reviews
When a bout of erratic magic delivers Harry into his professor's hands, the pair make a shocking discovery that forces Harry to face his toughest battle yet. Now, with Snape by his side Harry must fight to survive against a foe more deadly than Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 183,340 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: May 23, 2012 - Published: Jul 31, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Stories of a Boy by xxxDuckiexxx reviews
Kakuzu had a mission to find the last Jashanist, but that was only a child. In this story you'll follow Hidan as the Akatsuki raise him, and Kakuzu who have to take care of the little beast! Rated M because of detailed despriction of injuries
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,092 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: May 20, 2012 - Published: Dec 17, 2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
I'm Sorry! by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Little Harry was rescued from the Dursleys by his Daddy, but not all of their lessons are easily forgotten. Entry in the P&S 2012 Prompt Fest. Prompts: It slipped from his grasp and shattered, Fight or flight. Is also a child fic, w/ adoption & self harm
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 160 - Published: May 12, 2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Misconception by misscheekiness reviews
"What kind of a man are you! Your girlfriend here is injured and the only thing you care about is coming on time for wherever it is you have to go!" in which Deidara is mistaken for Sasori's girlfriend. Crackfic. T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: May 8, 2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
One Hot Afternoon by SadisticPyro reviews
It's a hot afternoon in the Akatsuki hideout and Sasori walks in on Deidara doing something rather interesting and Sasori doesn't like being lied to. Oneshot. No plot :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: Apr 18, 2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei The Magic of Love by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara was your average college student, until he stumbles upon the world of magic. He and the irascible warlock by the name of Sasori must go on a difficult quest to break the curse on the necklaces that keep them together, but will love play a part?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,232 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: Apr 14, 2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Raising Naruto by MssPerfect reviews
Sasuke never saw it coming, why would he? He had defeated the dobe and was supposed to be on his way to Orochimaru but here he was, back at Konoha and….babysitting! Curse them all! There is no way he is going to change the dobe's diapers…!Baby-Naru chap 2
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,430 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 84 - Updated: Apr 14, 2012 - Published: Oct 28, 2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Detention with Professor Umbridge by Tigers and Dragons reviews
If Harry wasn't a spineless, whiny, little git, this is how the detention would have played out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Published: Apr 9, 2012 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
The Game by xotakux2002x reviews
Give a little, take a little. That's how Kisame and Itachi like to play. kisaita, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: Apr 7, 2012 - Published: Apr 7, 2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Desperate times and measures by xotakux2002x reviews
When Sasuke acts as a cock-block between Itachi and Kisame, the two decide something must be done to get him out of the house. Naturally, disaster follows. kisaita, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: Apr 7, 2012 - Published: Apr 7, 2012
Brat by xotakux2002x reviews
In the wake of a mission gone wrong, Deidara is left with a chibi nightmare for a partner. Light sasodei at the end, mostly shenanigans and tomfoolery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,224 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Updated: Apr 7, 2012 - Published: Apr 7, 2012 - Complete
The Job of a Little Brother by Links6 reviews
The final battle between Sasuke and Itachi turns out much more different that either of them ever expected. Brotherly Fluff sick!Itachi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: Apr 4, 2012 - Published: Mar 18, 2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Lovely by TattooKitty reviews
Deidara would do anything to be lovely. Saso/Dei. Eating Disorder, dark themes, and possible Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,567 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 120 - Updated: Mar 31, 2012 - Published: Aug 4, 2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Catching Up by Klavieres reviews
Naruto has had enough of Madara's seemingly infinite source of power, and finally calls him out on it. In the middle of the battle field, no less. It's a wonder Gaara hasn't strangled him yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 55 - Published: Mar 18, 2012 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Shards by Katastropheeeee reviews
Shards. Broken pieces were all that was left of him now. The world he had built was crumbling. His mind was declining, descending into madness ...and there was nothing he could do about it. Except perhaps irritate Kakuzu. Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,208 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: Mar 11, 2012 - Published: Sep 24, 2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Summer Camp SasoDei style by AkumaNoDanna reviews
SasoDei. Deidara is sent to a summer camp as his crappy birthday present. Bad language mostly by Hidan, Lemon and I really hate summaries.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,243 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 60 - Updated: Mar 6, 2012 - Published: Jun 16, 2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Cat's Pyjamas by Teddylonglong reviews
Harry,6, transforms into a cat and friends Animagus Minerva. Together with Poppy, Remus, Severus etc, she takes him away from Dumbledore and his meddlings, to Kentucky. AU, OOC, mentioning abuse!Dursleys, adoption/name!change. Magically handicapped!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,788 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 337 - Updated: Feb 19, 2012 - Published: Jul 18, 2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sickness and Health by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
When the Akatsuki's blond bomber falls ill Itachi reluctantly takes on the tedious task of looking after him due to Tobi's incompetence. How will Deidara react when he wakes up to find his sworn enemy sitting in his room? rating for Hidan's language only
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: Feb 19, 2012 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Taking the Plunge by Arrowfoot the Dragon reviews
A collection of pokémon-based flash fics - short stories that are 1,000 words or less . Universe of the main series games, with premises that will go off the beaten path of the pokémon fandom, I hope. Will update sporadically, whenever a good idea comes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: Feb 11, 2012 - Published: Feb 1, 2012
A Truly Dedicated Sensei by Sneaky-fox reviews
After Kakashi pawns Naruto off before the 3rd part of the chunnin exams, Ebisu finds he has the perfect student, someone who has all the potential to be great. Naruto then discovers what he can do with a committed sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,532 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: Jan 27, 2012 - Published: Jan 28, 2009 - Naruto U., Ebisu
The Apothecary Knows Best by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sev, Lily, and Harry are trying to live as a happy family, running an apothecary in Diagon Alley, after Lily divorced James years before. But James keeps trying to sabotage their relationship out of petty jealousy. AU, mild CP SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,187 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 573 - Updated: Jan 26, 2012 - Published: Nov 19, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Brilliant Creatures by Muse Scroll reviews
A trainer, having beaten Cynthia, is invited to teach at Hogwarts the basics of Pokémon Training, and he accepts. Based on Hokage Lizy-Sama's story. Rating for safety. Disclaimer: I own neither series.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,669 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 156 - Updated: Jan 19, 2012 - Published: Dec 15, 2010 - Luxray/Rentorar, Harry P.
Suicidal Love by Animefreak00910 reviews
Hidan from Naruto with my OC. Is there more about Jashinism? Are there special powers behind it? Just so you know, I don't own Naruto but my OC. Please give me some reviews or tips. Thanks. Rated M for Hidan's swearing and future lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 110 - Words: 216,922 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 63 - Updated: Jan 14, 2012 - Published: Jul 15, 2011 - Hidan - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2417 - Favs: 10,184 - Follows: 5,379 - Updated: Dec 31, 2011 - Published: Dec 6, 2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Tainted by Tori of Lorien reviews
Gaining the friendship of a mortal child was not something Thranduil expected on his trip to Imladris with his son. But when secret plots result in grave consequences, the boy may be the king's one hope of survival. Complete! [Revised]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,113 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 48 - Updated: Dec 26, 2011 - Published: Aug 23, 2011 - Aragorn, Legolas, Glorfindel, Thranduil - Complete
The Oliphaunt's Tale by LadyBranwyn reviews
What happened to the oliphaunts who fought in the Battle of the Pelennor Fields? Original characters, Aragorn, Legolas. Written for just ann now.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: Dec 23, 2011 - Aragorn - Complete
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 262 - Updated: Dec 20, 2011 - Published: Feb 28, 2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Diseases A to Z by Bridge7112 reviews
SasoDei one shots! K is for Kidney Stones!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,156 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: Dec 11, 2011 - Published: May 20, 2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Man, I Miss the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 329,688 - Reviews: 3327 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 273 - Updated: Dec 9, 2011 - Published: Feb 14, 2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Jutsu Misfire by Tigers and Dragons reviews
After a jutsu goes disastrously wrong, the Akatsuki are left as young children. Kakuzu, being the least effected, dumps them with the renowned healer, Tsunade, who just happens to be in the Leaf Village. Fun times. Warning: Series Spoilers. Undergoing editing in preparation for update. You can thank "The Last: Naruto the Movie" for this. 2015 01 18
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 93 - Updated: Dec 4, 2011 - Published: Apr 17, 2010 - Akatsuki
Growing Up by YaoiPhox reviews
An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,406 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 110 - Updated: Dec 2, 2011 - Published: Jul 7, 2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Forgiveness by Puppylover6948 reviews
After an argument with her father, Maka says some harsh words to her father and leaves him in a sulky mood. As his best friend, Stein takes it upon himself to try and mend the relationship as best he can. Warning: Spanking.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: Nov 25, 2011 - Franken Stein, Maka A. - Complete
Winter's Rising by Dixie Darlin reviews
An indepth look at Copper's transformation from puppy to hunting dog, including wolves, a scene from Bambi, and other winter phenomenons.
Fox and the Hound - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,732 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Updated: Nov 23, 2011 - Published: Dec 29, 2004 - Complete
These Cold Winter Nights by starest reviews
Mustang finds Edward nearly dead and now must cope with his feelings for the young alchemist in order to save him for himself and his enemies.Please review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 79 - Updated: Nov 10, 2011 - Published: Apr 16, 2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Slot Machine by Peanut-Alien-Ninja-Girl reviews
Kakuzu tries to keep Hidan distracted with a slot machine wo he can go on with his business, but things don't go as he had expected. Kakuzu/Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: Nov 9, 2011 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
Mentally Yours by Numia reviews
Full Summary inside Because of his split personality, Naruto is sent to the Konoha Mental Institution. There, he becomes the victim of the sneaky, aggressive pyscopath: Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 707 - Updated: Nov 8, 2011 - Published: Jul 16, 2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 4,544 - Follows: 4,306 - Updated: Nov 5, 2011 - Published: Feb 14, 2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Of Basilisks and Wizard Parents by LLALVA reviews
Sequel to Of Trolls and Wizard Kids. Severus and Harry are father and son and begin the summer before second year. They will face several challenges to their relationship but keep on being there for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,925 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 426 - Updated: Oct 23, 2011 - Published: Jun 15, 2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Regards, Harry by Suite Sambo reviews
Sequel to Moment of Impact. Harry and Severus' relationship develops through their correspondence during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts. Mainly follows canon but within the H/S mentor relationship established in Moment of Impact.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 191,154 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 288 - Updated: Oct 22, 2011 - Published: Jan 8, 2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Coming to Know by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Sequel to Coming to Care! Not going to make much sense if you haven't read the first one. Severus made a promise to Harry, how will he fulfill it? Mild swearing, child abuse by the Dursleys. 3rd and final installment is up and in-progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,857 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 225 - Updated: Oct 19, 2011 - Published: May 8, 2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 5,867 - Follows: 3,972 - Updated: Oct 17, 2011 - Published: Jun 25, 2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cure for Hiccups by Klavieres reviews
Itachi is in the middle of a meeting and when he can't seem to get rid of a problem, Kakashi offers to help. Short oneshot, Pre-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: Oct 8, 2011 - Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4165 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: Oct 3, 2011 - Published: Feb 18, 2009 - OC - Complete
His Other Side by Aku no Hanabi reviews
Deidara is having emotional problems, and Sasori isnt helping. Rated T for blood, emoness, and Hidan. Warning: I've noticed a lot of people like this story so I think its only fair to warn you it does NOT end happy. Sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Oct 2, 2011 - Published: Sep 11, 2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 9,466 - Follows: 4,273 - Updated: Sep 29, 2011 - Published: May 12, 2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
My disturbed and mental version of red riding hood by InsanityWriter96 reviews
Itachi, every fangirl's favorite weasel, hid in the bushes with a high-level cloaking genjutsu, staring curiously at the basket in your hands. His amazing weasel-powered sense of smell told him that your basket had several bottles of purple nail polish
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: Sep 17, 2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Make it Stop Please by OmegaWolfStories reviews
Crona has never been ill before so when he wakes up one day with stabbing stomach pains, he fears the worst. Can Maka help Crona deal with being ill? After all, its just the flu...right?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: Sep 14, 2011 - Published: Feb 24, 2011 - Maka A., Crona
The Common Cold by SweetCheri reviews
"Well, if my little Kaoru gets sick then we certainly can't have any real fun together can we Kaoru?" He purred, making Kaoru blush. "I guess we could play doctor and patient..." When Kaoru catches the common cold, the twins are forced apart :O
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Published: Sep 11, 2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6880 - Favs: 10,577 - Follows: 5,282 - Updated: Sep 10, 2011 - Published: Mar 9, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tiny White Tampon by LoloxBear reviews
Temari has been through a lot, especially in regards to her family. But no amount of missions and training could have prepared her for the day when Gaara discovered her tampons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: Sep 10, 2011 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Snap Run Grow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,513 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 161 - Updated: Sep 4, 2011 - Published: Sep 25, 2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Equality by xXSakixPsychoxTeddyXx reviews
-KakuzuxHidan- "So I'm guessing anything I do to you, you'd do back to me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: Sep 2, 2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Samthebear reviews
warning: LEMONS! lots and lots of it - if you're under 18 please dont read it, if you cant deal with lemons, dont read it, if you just dont like lemons in general dont read it. MaixNaru and LinxMadoka no plot. just lemony GH goodness
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,142 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 112 - Updated: Sep 2, 2011 - Published: Jan 24, 2008 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Happy Leaf by Bridge7112 reviews
Basically rehab, metal illness, alcholic, drug addict you name it. Sasori finds himself there, and for some strange reason attracted to his roommate. Will the two be able to help each other out and over come their illnesses? Sasori's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 58,970 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 41 - Updated: Sep 1, 2011 - Published: Jan 11, 2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Partnership On Trial by obsidianLight16 reviews
Deidara and Sasori are newly partnered in Akatsuki,and they don't exactly get along the best. But then a mission comes along that could possibly change their rocky partnership...to an even rockier one!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: Aug 19, 2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 5,203 - Follows: 4,591 - Updated: Aug 19, 2011 - Published: Aug 29, 2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Buried Alive by Bonomania reviews
When Harry was left at home alone, he could feel the trouble brewing around him. Little did he know his life was going to change that night in more ways than one. Contains mentions of medical procedures and blood. May be distressing for some .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,599 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 296 - Updated: Aug 17, 2011 - Published: Aug 15, 2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Greet Me by obsidianLight16 reviews
Itachi has a headache and it seems like no one realizes it. But a lack of greeting is all it takes for someone to notice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: Aug 16, 2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Amatarasu by DeafeningSilence1317 reviews
The Akatsuki do things some things very religiously. This is the tale of Amatarasu; a rock that must make a journey from Deidara's room all the way to... THE LOUNGE. LE GASP.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: Aug 16, 2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki: Son of the Akatsuki by Hanhula reviews
4-year-old Uzumaki Naruto was just put into hospital. 10-year-old Uchiha Itachi just killed his clan, minus Sasuke. Itachi decides to bring the jinchuuriki child along with him. Let's see how the Akatsuki can cope with looking after a child. 01/12/2014: I'm sorry, but this fanfic's currently discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,361 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 449 - Updated: Aug 16, 2011 - Published: Jun 18, 2011 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Meet me at the Playground! by crescent-moon-demon reviews
It started with one day where he couldn't watch his son, and so left him in the protection of the Academy's chunnin. Suddenly his five-year old wants to go to the playground there everyday. SasuNaru, fluff, Over-protective Yondy {Discontinued}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,641 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 906 - Updated: Aug 15, 2011 - Published: Sep 3, 2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Two Man Teams by brandeee reviews
Pain and Konan decide it wouldn't be such a bad thing if Akatsuki were to double as a dating service, which leads to Kakuzu being forced to take his new partner or, rather, Partner , Hidan, out for a nice romantic dinner. Or something. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: Aug 13, 2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Good Luck Superstition by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori said something to Deidara before they left on a mission- and now the blonde won't stop trying to touch him! Why! And why is it that everyone seems to know what's going on except for him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: Aug 10, 2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Easier Said Than Done by obsidianLight16 reviews
It's winter and Deidara has taken a liking to a certain sweet beverage. Sasori dares say Deidara's liking is borderline on obsession. It's up to him and his friends to separate the blonde from his cocoa for an entire week. No one said it would be easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: Aug 8, 2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak by Clell65619 reviews
It was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 109 - Published: Aug 8, 2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Liberating Rain by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein didn't realize how much he was keeping his fellow members away from the outside world- until a storm did it for him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: Aug 7, 2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Danger Prone by obsidianLight16 reviews
Let it be said that Deidara had no sense of danger in regards to himself, he hated being compared...and that Akatsuki really did care. They just had different ways of showing it. Albeit, some more odd than others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: Aug 7, 2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Family Stuff and Being Blunt by obsidianLight16 reviews
Apparently it's not enough to just call yourself a family. The Akatsuki may sometimes act like one, but they're not seeing it. Pein needs to find a way to convince them... Well- they always did say third time's the charm.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: Aug 1, 2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
The Akatsuki, the Puppy, and the Alice and Kathryn by blah di bleh reviews
A one shot for DaniZaraki about her story 'Man I Miss the Kitties'. With Alice being down after her injury, Kathryn and Deidara decide to get her a gift to cheer her up. Now the Akatsuki are on the receiving end of the Louis' incarnate dog's fury.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jul 30, 2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Through the Eyes of Death by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto was touched by the Shinigami at birth. It left an effect, that is both a gift and a curse. How will Naruto deal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 3,352 - Updated: Jul 26, 2011 - Published: Mar 20, 2010 - Naruto U.
Bicker by obsidianLight16 reviews
Because if there was anything Akatsuki did, it was bicker. Pein muses at his organization and comes to a revelation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: Jul 21, 2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Just Fight Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 117 - Published: Jul 16, 2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Fever by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori leaves a sick Deidara home at the base for the day to complete a mission on his own, trusting the others to take good care of him as fellow comrades. What a mistake! The Akatsuki is sent into chaos when a head cold and fever get way out of hand
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 28 - Published: Jul 8, 2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
The Runaway by Bridge7112 reviews
Deidara was a college student, Sasori was a Neko who escaped from a lab. When the two meet it's a long road for Sasori to trust the blonde, but little does he know how much the blonde is doing to try and save him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,699 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: Jul 7, 2011 - Published: Apr 20, 2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Worlds Apart by kakashifangrl1012 reviews
Wizards, witches, magic. The concept was ridiculous; did the hokage take him for a fool? Then again... "There is more than one kind of magic, Kakashi. I'd like to believe it exists. Wouldn't you?" He wasn't so sure he knew the answer to that question.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 112,943 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 492 - Updated: Jul 2, 2011 - Published: Jul 14, 2009 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: Jun 20, 2011 - Published: Jun 30, 2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
A Fathers Touch by Dreamweaver56 reviews
Eds sick and being as stubborn as he is won't admit it. But what happens when he gets sick in Roy's car? its kind of sappy, but i enjoyed writing it rated t for a few words. RoyxEd PARENTAL!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,455 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 170 - Updated: Jun 20, 2011 - Published: Dec 28, 2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Our Life in Berk :Collection of Oneshots: by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
A collection of oneshots told mainly in Toothless's point of veiw about Berk, Hiccup, Astrid and the other dragons and Vikings.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,473 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 82 - Updated: Jun 17, 2011 - Published: Sep 23, 2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Sticky Notes by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
"Enough with the sticky notes. As much as I hate to admit it, I miss you all yelling at each other." Inspired by luckystars135
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: Jun 16, 2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Series of Strange Events by Drixia reviews
The Akatsuki are mysteriously turned into kittens and sent to our world! A 17 year old girl finds them and decides to keep them. She and her mother somehow change them back to their true forms. Chaos reigns supreme in this house. Humorous until about Chpt. 13! Completed, but attempting to revise! Sequel, 'A Series of Strange Events: Into the Past' now UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,559 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 55 - Updated: Jun 5, 2011 - Published: Apr 2, 2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Of Nappies and Milk by Cerethiel reviews
Sirius Black was never much of a baby guy. Yet one night, he is asked to baby-sit little Harry. This shall be a tedious night, but it is a task that he, Greatest Godfather ever to live, must achieve in order to undertake the long road to perfection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,196 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 126 - Updated: Jun 2, 2011 - Published: Mar 10, 2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Tooth Hurts by N Harmonic reviews
Hidan has a tooth ache and Kakuzu takes him to the dentist. Will it turn out to be something more... Sorry bad summary better story... CHAPTER 2 IS UP
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Updated: May 31, 2011 - Published: Apr 7, 2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 710 - Updated: May 19, 2011 - Published: Aug 3, 2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hiding Incognito by obsidianLight16 reviews
Because everything with Kakuzu starts with a bet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: May 16, 2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit by Keono reviews
Sasori was a normal prince, dealing with the normal hardships of life when he gets his own servant for his birthday. But things don't always go as plan for the certain duo. Yaoi in later chapters, torture, and other stuff that I forgot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 147,977 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 87 - Updated: May 16, 2011 - Published: Sep 13, 2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Naruto: Revenge by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. After returning Uchiha Sasuke to the village, Naruto is attacked by an angry mob. Sick and tired of their treatment, he leaves the village behind, swearing revenge on all those that have wronged him: lucky for him, Kyuubi's more than willing to lend a hand. Godlike!Naruto. Multiple crossovers. Warning: Expect a few cliches.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 167,131 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 3,279 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: May 12, 2011 - Published: Feb 13, 2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 375 - Published: May 8, 2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Realignment by dreamseeker09 reviews
The day Edward Elric literally grew out of short jokes, Roy knew that there was something very wrong with the unvierse. Slight crackfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: May 5, 2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
Sand and Stone by X-Midnight-Lady-X reviews
A fic for Deidara's birthday! Loosely based on the Sand and Stone story. AU When Sasori and Deidara get into a fight, Sasori hits him. Deidara decides to write this into the sand. Later, he writes something interesting in stone. R&R please! Not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: May 5, 2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Bomber's Biggest Bang by BAKOOM reviews
Everything changes the day Deidara gets kidnapped by Orochimaru. Now impregnated with Kabuto's child, he doesn't know where to turn. Until the least likely person comes to his aid... yaoi, mpreg,lemon ItaDei,KabuDei, and other hints
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: May 5, 2011 - Published: Dec 29, 2010 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Solace of the Jashinist by WRATH77 reviews
For years, Kakuzu has been haunted by his imprisonment. However, now he has some to comfort him. Hidan/Kakuzu R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: Apr 22, 2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Reexamining Things by Harpygirl24 reviews
This is a story of Harry Potter shattering what everyone thinks about him and their first impressions. Based on the First Impressions challenge posted by PyroChilde on Potions and Snitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 325 - Updated: Apr 18, 2011 - Published: Apr 14, 2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Duellist by Johnny Farrar reviews
A challenge to a mid-night duel alters Harry Potter's fate. Given a taste of the thrill and excitement of a wizard's duel, Harry's life takes a sudden turn as he immerses himself into the noble art of his fore-fathers — Duelling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 510 - Published: Apr 17, 2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Full Metal Magic? by Sil'vinya reviews
Ed is sent on a new mission, under the direct orders of Colonel Mustang. The two of them are to travel to Britain to aid in apprehending a dangerous criminal. Mustang is to work with the local ministry where Ed is to work undercover at a..? Magic school?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,709 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: Apr 13, 2011 - Published: Oct 20, 2005 - Harry P., Edward E.
No More Moon's Eye Plan by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Naruto and Killer Bee show what they think of Madara's plan the only way they know how - with gratuitous overkill and excessively enormous explosions. Drabble. Crackfic. Some strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 47 - Published: Apr 12, 2011 - Killer Bee, Naruto U. - Complete
Toddler by Vladimir D. Cloud reviews
I'm not very good at titles or summaries, my editors usually do that. Basically Ed is turned into a toddler.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,051 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 89 - Updated: Apr 9, 2011 - Published: Jul 11, 2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Hiding Behind Masks by Twisted Vixen reviews
By chance two ex-teammates meet on neutral ground. What happens when the person you thought you knew turns out to be completely different?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,042 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: Apr 6, 2011 - Published: Jul 16, 2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 541 - Published: Apr 5, 2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Legend of the Blond Aburame by Sonson-Sensei reviews
Naruto had been taken in by the Aburame clan now see what effects this will have on his life major one's I can say that now NaruHina AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,465 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: Apr 4, 2011 - Published: Feb 21, 2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Another Life Among the Dead by Redrosesthroughbrowneyes reviews
Naru has just gotten out of the hospital for using PK. Now the adventures continue, as relationships grow, emotions shift, and time moves on- with new mysteries along the way. RXR-Read and Review Please! What is Tempt anyway? ! ? Read To Find Out ! ! ! !
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 107 - Words: 282,486 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 288 - Updated: Apr 4, 2011 - Published: Oct 10, 2009 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.
Death By Books by Hawkpath13 reviews
Library's can be very dangerous places. This is why Roy hated them, and why Ed will probably avoid them for a long time to come. Will this be a death by books? Please read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: Mar 30, 2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Hypothermia by Hawkpath13 reviews
A blizzard whips through Central, with Ed and Roy caught right in the middle! When one of them catches a deadly disease, what will become to our fair heros? Rated T. PARENTAL!Roy and Ed! Please read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 125 - Updated: Mar 29, 2011 - Published: Mar 26, 2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Estel's Day Out by WhiteGloves reviews
Little Estel disappeared and not even Lord Elrond's power could find him. With the Elf Prince's help they realized the child was out for his own dangerous adventure. How will the Lord of Imladris prevent such dangers when he's not beside his son?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Updated: Mar 28, 2011 - Published: Nov 1, 2010 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Love in Denial by iZabella D.P reviews
Masako hurting Mai would have led our favorite narcissistic Naru confess his feelings to our beloved Mai?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Published: Mar 27, 2011 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Secrets and Lies by xxSilent Melodiesxx reviews
There were far too many secrets. To many lies. Ed's sick, and he's falling fast...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,081 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: Mar 22, 2011 - Published: Aug 10, 2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
The QuadWizard Tournament by Lazy Stitch reviews
Fudge thinks Sirius is going to come back to get Harry while the Tri-Wizard Tournament is going on. He goes to Konoha to get shinobi to protect Harry, and the school, to come in as representatives for a fourth, Japanese school in the tournament. Team Gai
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,517 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 183 - Updated: Mar 18, 2011 - Published: Dec 18, 2010
In Sickness by lonely-Umbreon455 reviews
What do you do when your significant other falls ill? Despite the chance of getting sick himself, Itachi takes care of his blonde boyfriend. Ita/Dei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: Mar 16, 2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Standing Still by Closet-Basket-Case reviews
Japans earthquake and tsunami from the eyes of SPR. "Naru was still holding Mai in his lap; she refused to move. She hadn't opened her eyes since the first glass had shattered. She didn't want to see the world now. It was too ugly, and she knew it"
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: Mar 15, 2011 - Complete
Anything by mewmewstardom reviews
To be a child again...For just a day. For just a moment. The innocence, the joy, the carefree nature...When Itachi is turned into a child, the Akatsuki members realize a few things about themselves, and a lot about Itachi. Not crack. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,002 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 164 - Updated: Mar 14, 2011 - Published: Jan 17, 2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 9,177 - Follows: 3,516 - Published: Feb 27, 2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Big Brothers are always the Hero by Links6 reviews
Little Sasuke always noticed when Itachi was sick... sometimes Itachi wish that Sasuke didn't... sick!Itachi hurt!Sasuke ... just brotherly fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: Feb 26, 2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Possessing Noll by Xymena Falling reviews
A normal day in the office descends to chaos and confusion as Gene decides to check up on his brother, but fed up with the fact that Mai and Naru still aren't together, he decides to take things into his own hands... MaixNaru
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 36 - Updated: Feb 17, 2011 - Published: Aug 31, 2010 - Eugene D./Gene - Complete
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 524 - Updated: Feb 16, 2011 - Published: Dec 6, 2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Day Draco Malfoy Lost Something Very Important by frostykitten reviews
Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 89 - Published: Feb 12, 2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Consider Yourselves Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Potentially being rewritten at some point due to my annoyance with all the errors and OOCness that I can easily fix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,981 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 221 - Updated: Feb 5, 2011 - Published: Dec 29, 2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Season of Warmth by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Just before Christmas,Harry hears the basilisk and thinks he's going mad. He flees into a blizzard and is followed by Snape. Trapped by the storm, they hide in a cave. Will they survive to celebrate Christmas? Sick!Harry & sick!Severus. AU, COS, mentorSev
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,354 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 743 - Updated: Feb 4, 2011 - Published: Dec 7, 2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
SasoDei The Goldfish by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori sat on the park bench, outwardly stoic, inwardly miserable. He watched the water surface of the manmade lake, searching for a glimmer of gold. At first Sasori thought that Deidara was simply a goldfish, but he turned out to be so much more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,435 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: Feb 1, 2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Truth is in the Blood by mysterious-Becci-D reviews
Edward has vanished without Colonel Mustang even knowing. Not until he suddenly appears in Central; battered, bloody and brusied... Will The Colonel be able to help him?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,823 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 44 - Updated: Jan 31, 2011 - Published: Dec 7, 2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Last Rebel by Quote the Speechless reviews
Naruto's spirit is broken at a young age. Now he must rebuild himself, and with the help of Kyuubi and some others, he will do that. His goal? To become the greatest ninja in the world. All reviews welcome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,391 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 3,149 - Follows: 3,259 - Updated: Jan 30, 2011 - Published: Jun 13, 2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Angel's Wings by Jedi Goat reviews
AU. After Deidara goes missing, Sasori and Hidan set out to find him. However, Orochimaru's brewing trouble and the blond is part of his latest experiment. Can Sasori save his partner from his old nemesis, or will Deidara be lost in the transformation?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 74 - Updated: Jan 28, 2011 - Published: Jul 31, 2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Bloody Hands by Shadow's Firebird reviews
Sick of being picked on, Deidara unleashes a Jutsu on Kakuzu that has some...interesting effects. Why is the man trembling? And staring so intently at Hidan? Violent and gory Yaoi ensues. Not for those with a weak stomach. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 21 - Published: Jan 23, 2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
S Class Babies by Darkmoonphase reviews
Tainted fruit turns Deidara, Kakuzu, Tobi, and Itachi into babies. Learning about their pasts is great and all but is probably too much trouble than it's worth - especially with all the side romance and having to keep the base from being destroyed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,277 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 80 - Updated: Jan 23, 2011 - Published: Oct 16, 2008 - Akatsuki
Bring Me In From The Cold by Sound Shadow reviews
"Money can only get you so many things. Family isn't one of them." But it wouldn't stop Deidara from trying. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,312 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: Jan 19, 2011 - Published: Dec 24, 2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Snow White & the 9 Akatsuki by UndeadScribe reviews
What do the Akatsuki do when a young woman shows up on their -secret- doorstep and offers to be their housekeeper? Mostly... She drives them insane. Odd Snow White story. T for later chapters. Eventual Deidara x OC. Better then summary. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,857 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Jan 5, 2011 - Published: Sep 29, 2010 - Deidara - Complete
Law of Equivalent Exchange by PureWaterLily reviews
In which Ed rips through the portal, curb kicks the Naruto villains, and gives a whole lecture about their blatant disregard to the one true law of ANY universe: equivalent exchange. Crack.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: Jan 5, 2011 - Published: Jan 1, 2011 - Madara U., Edward E.
What is He Typing, Anyway? by Goldfish-Con-Carne reviews
Why does Lin spend all his time typing? What is he writing about? And why doesn't he let anyone read it? This is a series of one shots about what might be displayed on that infamous laptop screen of his. Rated T more as a better safe than sorry.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: Jan 3, 2011 - K. Lin
Untamed by Corgi Poodle reviews
Parental!HughesxEd & Parental!RoyxEd. An escaped experiment in the form of a small boy. Somehow, he is put into a Shelter but remains silent. However, a person manages to get him to open up... Just what does he have to hide? And is he really safe? AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,324 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 127 - Updated: Jan 3, 2011 - Published: Mar 19, 2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
And Lin's Just Like Uh I'm Gonna Keep Typing by Goldfish-Con-Carne reviews
So, this is really, really, ridiculous, but it was fun to write. Basically, Naru gets tried of Mai wandering off at night and decides to literally teach her a lesson. RxR please!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Published: Jan 2, 2011 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
SasoDei Beauty and the Beast by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara was just a normal, weird, boy, but all that changes when he is held prisoner by a monstrous Beast. But will Sasori and Deidara manage to fall in love against all odds? And what about that girl Sakura who wants Deidara all to herself? Disney based.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,034 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 29 - Updated: Dec 26, 2010 - Published: Dec 20, 2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Danna, it's snowing! by X-Midnight-Lady-X reviews
It's snowing outside the Akatsuki base and Deidara wants to play with his Danna. But Sasori has never seen snow before and now, Deidara's determined to change that. Not yaoi. T for Hidan and AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: Dec 25, 2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Girls, Girls, Girls by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Sasuke's hormones have hit, and at eighteen, he is stuck with only Madara for company. This leads to night excursions and Madara is not pleased. Parody. Rated for sexual references, however does not contain sex scenes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: Dec 12, 2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 162 - Published: Dec 10, 2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Winter's Heartbreak by Froooooooooooooooooooooost reviews
Deidara accidentally blows up Sasori's room. Sasori gets mad at him and tells Deidara something which sends Deidara out into the snow crying. When Sasori looks for him, he finds a Deidara which is unconscious and barely breathing! What will Sasori do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Dec 9, 2010 - Published: Dec 8, 2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 7,999 - Follows: 3,428 - Updated: Dec 5, 2010 - Published: Aug 13, 2010 - Harry P. - Complete
KakuHida: The Neko by GothicNinjaKitty reviews
Kakuzu, on his walk home, finds a silver cat with magenta eyes. Some reason Kakuzu decides to take him home, but what happens if the cat turned into a half-human half-cat with ears and a tail? KakuHida Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: Dec 5, 2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Driving Me to Insanity by iTorchic reviews
Edward turned 16 and Hughes begins teaching him how to drive whenever the brothers are in town. However when Hughes is murdered, who will teach the imfamous Elric now? Roy Mustang just entered hell, that's for sure. Threeshot. Rated T. NOT YAOI! Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Updated: Dec 5, 2010 - Published: May 8, 2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 4,757 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: Nov 30, 2010 - Published: Jun 22, 2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Every Breath You Take by Rena1 reviews
Naru has a problem with Mai. She has a new hobby. One that is driving him mad. Sequel to 'It's Gonna Be Me', but from Naru's point of view.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: Nov 26, 2010 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
I Need You,You Need Me by ShadeLilium reviews
Hughes died and somehow ended up in another world.As he feels like a complete failure he meets a boy in a forest,badly injuried.He helps the boy home and finds out that the boy's an orphan.He realized that they need each other.Summary sucked!Please R&R!
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,869 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 152 - Updated: Nov 23, 2010 - Published: Jul 16, 2009 - Naruto U., Maes H.
My Escape by SharkbaitSekki reviews
To the world, the Akatsuki was a bunch of S-class criminals. To them, it was the family they never had. To me, it was my escape from all the pain and suffering my dark, hidden past had endured. Kinda AU,T for abuse,mentions of rape,language, and violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,788 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 61 - Updated: Nov 18, 2010 - Published: Feb 27, 2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Frozen Alone by PhantomMouse1115 reviews
When a blizzard sweeps through Central, you'd think it would be wise to stay inside. But for a child prodigy, Ed isn't acting so wise at the moment. Parental Roy fic. NO SLASH! Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,799 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 52 - Updated: Nov 14, 2010 - Published: Sep 10, 2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Konan's Wild Adventures, A Tale Of Epic Faghagery by keikopanda102 reviews
Konan, being the only female in Akatsuki, notices something about her teammates... They are all GAY! So, what does she do with this information? Follow along with Akatsuki's signature faghag and her diary to find out! There may be smut. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,485 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: Nov 14, 2010 - Published: Mar 26, 2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Muddling Through by Lyeundu reviews
Kakashi struggles to adapt to a new role after taking custody of his sensei's son in the wake of the Kyuubi attack. *Spoiler warning inside* baby Naruto; additional characters: Mikoto, Gai, Jiraiya, Iruka, Shikaku, Sandaime, Inoichi, Anko, Ebisu, etc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,871 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 185 - Updated: Nov 12, 2010 - Published: Aug 25, 2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Attitude Adjustment by Severus Addicted reviews
Albus asks Severus to go watch over Harry at the Dursley house for the rest of summer. When he is there secrets are revealed. Snape adopts Harry eventually. Warning: CP, abuse, language, self harming, OOC, AU, Harry has a HUGE attitude problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,922 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 524 - Updated: Nov 6, 2010 - Published: Jul 15, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Happy Halloween by BraceYourselvesForImpact reviews
NaruXMai:: SPR gives Mai a special surprise on Halloween.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 37 - Updated: Oct 31, 2010 - Published: Oct 11, 2008 - Complete
NonLinear Time by Death By Segway Scooter reviews
Is being able to see the past and the future really such a good thing?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: Oct 31, 2010 - Xatu/Natio - Complete
Top Secret S Rank Mission by Sarah1281 reviews
After Kabuto leaves, Aoba is left to try and explain what's happened to Naruto without revealing what's really going on...and Naruto, it seems, has plenty of questions of his own about this so-called 'S-rank ecology mission.' Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 50 - Published: Oct 23, 2010 - Aoba Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Playing with Naru chan by jactehsniper reviews
A series of one-shots all about the SPR employees and their favourite pastime: annoying their boss with all sorts of pranks and games. Contains spoilers and seems to be veering towards a MaixNaru theme.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,075 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 111 - Updated: Oct 22, 2010 - Published: Nov 17, 2008 - Kazuya S./Naru
Common Ground by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry hides in the library on Halloween, trying to escape his dreadful memories of Lily's death. No one else seems to remember or care that he lost everything that night. He is found by Snape . . .and also a troll. WINNER-BEST HALLOWEEN STORY at P&S! sequel Common Interests!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,306 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 637 - Updated: Oct 17, 2010 - Published: Oct 11, 2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,111 - Reviews: 3198 - Favs: 4,867 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: Oct 15, 2010 - Published: Feb 9, 2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ramen & Pancakes by NachtAngel reviews
A story of humour and insanity involving Naruto, Naruko and one too many babysitters AU Namikaze Twins
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: Oct 14, 2010 - Naruto U.
Disasters in Childrearing by Duchess Delanie reviews
Stoick discovers the many intricacies of single parenting.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,168 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 131 - Updated: Oct 14, 2010 - Published: Jun 15, 2010 - Stoick, Hiccup - Complete
The Beautiful and the Damned by Shuriken to the face reviews
AU. Deidara is a fast-living, hell-raising, iconic artist with a drug problem. Sasori is a reclusive, lonely artistic genius with a serious commitment complex. Sasodei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: Oct 11, 2010 - Published: Aug 25, 2008 - Deidara, Sasori
An Unexpected Boggart by Kaona reviews
One-shot. What if Professor Lupin had let Harry have a go at the boggart in third year, and what if it turned into something that no one had expected? Coincidentally, Snape's boggart is the exact same...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 169 - Published: Oct 7, 2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
His Partner by obsidianLight16 reviews
The man was always hunched- really he ought to sympathize. So why was it that he couldn't help but to take a jab or two to his partner? OOCness all over :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: Sep 25, 2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Ghosts of the Past by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
"Your mom was in cahoots with the Akatsuki, who are now living with us! Doesn't that excite you a little?" When the Akatsuki invade their home, two teen girls are entangled in a web of secrets and mystery, with a dash of humor for good measure. Sound fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,079 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Updated: Sep 22, 2010 - Published: Aug 4, 2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
My Rider by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
How to train your dragon, told in Toothless's point of view. A detailed retelling of the story, including parts missed by the film itself. :Story is better than the summary: Rated T for later chapters.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,110 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 104 - Updated: Sep 22, 2010 - Published: Sep 7, 2010 - Toothless - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 5,743 - Follows: 2,005 - Published: Sep 21, 2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 556 - Published: Sep 15, 2010 - Complete
Flustered by Ete Soleils reviews
Mai, being Mai, came down with the flu. Who will nurse her back to health? "Lin's smirk grew as he picked up the cup of tea and took a slow sip. He decided that he was beginning to really, really like that sound she made when she was surprised. A lot."
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 36 - Published: Sep 13, 2010 - Mai T., K. Lin - Complete
Accident by Kirsti-Lee reviews
A terrible accident leaves Harry incapacitated and alone. With no living relatives left, who will the boy grow to trust and depend upon? Char. Death, mentions of abuse, Severus-mentors-Harry-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 530 - Updated: Sep 8, 2010 - Published: Nov 13, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Priceless by missmocha77 reviews
Hidan gets taken down a few notches by a local priestess. Rated T for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: Sep 4, 2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 817 - Updated: Aug 30, 2010 - Published: Jun 15, 2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Lord of the Rings: The Abridged Script by Calanteli reviews
Because not everyone has time to read the books or watch the movies...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: Aug 30, 2010 - Published: Jun 16, 2010 - Complete
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 210 - Updated: Aug 29, 2010 - Published: Jul 28, 2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Drug by messlady reviews
A sequel to "Apology". Sasori got his punishment and now he sees everything in different colors. He wants more... and more... Rated M for a reason. DeiSaso smuttiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,395 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Updated: Aug 22, 2010 - Published: Dec 15, 2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I Own You by deideiblueeyez reviews
Ayame is a 16-year-old prostitute for her father. But when a dashing red-haired stranger with ties to a criminally-inclined gang purchases her for his own means, her world is turned upside-down on its hinges. DEIFINITELY ON HIATUS. MAJOR OVERHAUL OF THIS STORY IS DUE IN THE FUTURE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 56,165 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: Aug 22, 2010 - Published: Mar 16, 2009 - [Sasori, OC] Kabuto Y., Akatsuki
Wizard of Kitsune by Leaf Ranger reviews
A NarutoXLOTR crossover. The lands of Middle Earth have changed, to become a land of warfare from the shadows. Now, a Great Evil of old has arisen, and it will take the abilities of both the past and present to stop this evil. NarutoxHinata, OCxTayuya
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 292,851 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 587 - Updated: Aug 19, 2010 - Published: Jan 30, 2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Tayuya, OC] - Complete
My Little Mudkip by UnagiKeki reviews
Team Gai makes a new friend; Multi-chapter cuteness, and most of all, MUDKIPS. Minimum faith in writer required.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,188 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Aug 14, 2010 - Published: Dec 12, 2009 - Mudkip/Mizugorou, Lee R.
My responsibility by Liett-kun reviews
ONESHOT: Naruto doesn't show up for the missions. it is the responsibility of the teacher to take care of his students. it's up to Kakashi. KAKASHI TO THE RESCUE! R&R NO yaoi or romance! :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 118 - Published: Aug 12, 2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mythic Alliance by Jendra reviews
They say there's no such thing as a magical Animagus. They're wrong. Harry Potter, Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy join together in an alliance no one, especially Voldemort, is expecting. Severus/Harry mentor, Harry/Draco friends. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,564 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 720 - Updated: Aug 10, 2010 - Published: May 11, 2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's Head of House by Teddylonglong reviews
What if Harry had a different Head of House in spite of being sorted into Gryffindor? Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,041 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 365 - Updated: Aug 8, 2010 - Published: Oct 21, 2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Naruto: Alone by Arganaut reviews
The meeting between the council and Sarutobi did not go as planned.... how will Naruto survive growing up without the help of the Third?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,428 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: Aug 7, 2010 - Published: Feb 13, 2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The 12 Pains of JASHINmas by MoonlitLotus reviews
A parody of the song "The 12 Pains of Christmas" with the Akatsuki! Christmas Akatsuki plenty of fun and hilarity and Kakuzu's misfortune heh! Warning for Hidan's colourful language, since he just doesn't know how to speak without swearing. RE-VAMP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Aug 6, 2010 - Published: Jan 4, 2009
Ciel gets the stomach flu by TSFL reviews
Ciel is sick and Sebastian must help him. Fluffy, fluff x3 changed summary! XD
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 53 - Published: Aug 4, 2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
A Magical Childhood by Kendra James reviews
An injured six year old Harry Potter wishes for escape from his cupboard with surprising results. As the wizarding world struggles to cope with his disappearance, Harry discovers childhood can be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 3,414 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: Aug 1, 2010 - Published: Apr 26, 2010 - Complete
Snape Teaches Vocabulary by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Snape has a theory that the reason why his students cannot brew potions correctly; they do not understand the meaning of the words. Snape decides to change his lesson plan...to a vocabulary lesson. The Gryffindors and Slytherins are less than enthused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: Jul 31, 2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hold me tight by Madness Unleashed reviews
"We've all gone throught tough things, kid," Roy whispered to the golden-haired boy's ear. "T-then, why is it that you're not crying l-like me?" "Because of the same reason you don't cry while Al's around... I have someone to be strong for." RoyxEd fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: Jul 31, 2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 3,672 - Updated: Jul 29, 2010 - Published: Jun 24, 2006 - Ibiki M.
Of Guesses And A Favour by miss atari reviews
Deidara has news for Sasori, but will only reveal it in the form of a guessing game. Sasori has a favour to ask. Mpreg. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jul 28, 2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Ultimate EO Fan Fiction by Bellatrix wannabe 89 reviews
Complete with heavy sighs, intense creepy stares, a fight with Kathy and the kids, and a breakup that lasts all of three seconds; this is every bad EO fan fiction you've ever read, rolled up into one great big sexilicious story.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jul 22, 2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,154 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 10,396 - Follows: 4,161 - Updated: Jul 19, 2010 - Published: Oct 30, 2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 5,668 - Follows: 5,916 - Updated: Jul 16, 2010 - Published: Jan 14, 2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 181 - Updated: Jul 10, 2010 - Published: Jun 29, 2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Infantry by demonfox896 reviews
Ed is turned into a small child during a failed mission, and now it's Roy's job to take care of him. But can he handle the stress inducing, bed wetting, trouble making kid he used to know as Fullmetal? Or will he fall off the crazy cliff? Parental!RoyxEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: Jul 9, 2010 - Published: Jul 9, 2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Just a Cold by Mistclaw reviews
Ed is sick, but no matter how many times Al says it not just a cold Ed doesn't want to hear it. Even though whatever it may be could kill him. Rated T for language and blood, no pairings, Ed and Roy parentalness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,217 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 85 - Updated: Jul 6, 2010 - Published: Jun 25, 2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 375 - Updated: Jun 26, 2010 - Published: Nov 29, 2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
How to Have A Kid by soggypotatoes reviews
My first fanfiction X3 random name, idk, off the top of my head. Basically, Deidara gets pregnant. Oh, and the ghost is Jonathan from Full Moon o Sagashite. Contains Sasodei, Gaadei and ItachixKisame. PURE CRACK. Rated M for language and mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: Jun 25, 2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Darkness Within by tracefan reviews
A sarcastic Dragonair's carefree life is shattered and he learns that the battle between good and evil affects us all in ways we cannot imagine. Evil lurks in the darkest recesses of our hearts, waiting to be brought out. BEING REBOOTED!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 297 - Words: 669,265 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 126 - Updated: Jun 22, 2010 - Published: Jan 15, 2008 - Dragonair/Hakuryu - Complete
Thunder and Hugs by seaqueen91 reviews
seems like Hidan has a thing against thunderstorms slight warning: implied BL
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jun 18, 2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Needles, Novocain, and Nuttiness by MoonStarDutchess reviews
When Riza has a bad reaction to dental surgery drugs Roy has his hands full. He vows never to make her go to the dentist again. Royai Comedy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: Jun 15, 2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Of Trolls and wizard kids by LLALVA reviews
First year. The staff in Hogwarts realize that Harry is being mistreated they are going to help him, so they assign him a guardian. The guardian is Severus Snape. It has corporal punishment in some chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,455 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 463 - Updated: Jun 15, 2010 - Published: Aug 11, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Alterations by Eclipse O. Esor reviews
This is the result of a crappy ending for a show, this is my version of what should happen after episode 25. Mai being Mai still feels bad about what happened and Naru being Naru gets her to spill. Read and review!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,657 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: Jun 13, 2010 - Published: May 7, 2010 - Complete
The Winter Of Crimson Snow by Chrona4Shirotsubaki reviews
Deidara is 15, homeless,mentally and emotionally confused, once abused and used as a prostitue by his father, and is nearing death in the snow. Sasori is the kind mysterious man who saves him and shows him the one thing he never knew... compassion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,207 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 45 - Updated: Jun 11, 2010 - Published: Feb 17, 2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Burning Souls by HuskyWalker reviews
Deidara is abused, starts in a new school, come in a fight and the Akatsuki want him to join him. Maybe Yaoi. Saso/Dei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,210 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 47 - Updated: Jun 10, 2010 - Published: Feb 14, 2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Pranksters by Tigers and Dragons reviews
An Akatsuki story in which Tobi is tricked, Deidara, Hidan and Kakuzu are force-fed and Itachi sleeps through everything. Rated T because Hidan is talking. A special for Itachi's Birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: Jun 10, 2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
A pain in the butt? by wreckedship reviews
Naruto is afraid 'it' will hurt his butt. Sasuke is trying to convince him 'it' doesn't hurt that much since it will be fast! but how does it help making a man...a man?...one-shot AND it won't kill you to REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: Jun 7, 2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
1 KakuHida Keep Away by Paige4114 reviews
Kakuzu gets sick. Our favorite Jashinist is there to help. Number 1 of a series. Rated T for Hidan. Yaoi- don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: May 31, 2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Reversed by TintedElements reviews
At the end of the first anime, Ed is sent back to London. But he's a kid again and through a twist of fate gets involved with the wizarding world. Will the alchemist help save wizarding Britain? Will he find a way to return to his home and true family? Written by Autzulfrost.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,206 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 282 - Updated: May 28, 2010 - Published: Oct 2, 2009 - Edward E. - Complete
I hate you A to Z by priestessgrrrl reviews
Roy and Ed have an alphabetical insult contest. Hilarity ensues.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: May 24, 2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15798 - Favs: 10,109 - Follows: 7,701 - Updated: May 23, 2010 - Published: Dec 5, 2007 - Naruto U.
Tobi is a Bad Boy by LittleMissDeathy reviews
Zetsu-san finds out that Tobi isn't such a good boy after all...heheh. ZetsuxTobi. Yaoi, lemons, smut. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Published: May 22, 2010 - Zetsu, Obito U.
How to Train Your Dragon: A Guide by yesimahuman reviews
The definitive handbook on dragons, how they behave, and how to train them, "How to Train Your Dragon" is, without a doubt, a must-read for prospective dragon owners. Buy before July 8th at Orlick's bookstore and receive a copy signed by the author.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,740 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 36 - Updated: May 21, 2010 - Published: May 2, 2010 - Complete
Cohabitation Takes Some Effort by Chiharu Octavia reviews
Papa!Roy. One-shot. Roy has taken in Ed and Al now that they're restored and have nowhere to go, but Ed's finding it difficult to share the one thing he never had to share before: his brother.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: May 18, 2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by HpFanficFan reviews
COMPLETE Snape tackles his toughest mission yet – babysitting Harry Potter. 100 word Drabbles. De-aging.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 142 - Updated: May 17, 2010 - Published: Dec 21, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Occlumency is on Monday by HpFanficFan reviews
Harry hates Monday. Occlumency is on Monday. Harry hates Snape. Snape teaches Occlumency. Harry hates Occulmency. Mondays were always the same. But this Monday would be different, and it would change everything... NON-Slash. Snape mentor Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,085 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 529 - Updated: May 17, 2010 - Published: Jul 31, 2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Purely Scientific by PastaWar19 reviews
Roy couldn't stop pissing off the Fullmetal Alchemist. Ed, who has finally had enough, uses the scientific method to find out the best way to shut the Colonel up. The first time Edward Elric kissed Roy Mustang, it was purely scientific. Roy/Ed. Yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: May 16, 2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Accomplice in the Woodchipper by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. In which Kakuzu kills his partners, Orochimaru stalks Itachi, Pein struggles to maintain order, and everyone else just kinda lets it happen. Rated for violence and swearing. Please read and review. Format correction update .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: May 12, 2010 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Coming to Care by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
This is a Harry/Severus care/bonding fic. Harry gets sick during detention with Severus and Severus has to care for him until he gets better. References to child abuse not by Severus . Mild swearing. 1st sequel is up and complete, 2nd sequel is in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,882 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 268 - Updated: May 8, 2010 - Published: Feb 4, 2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Thing by AmazingGrace36 reviews
Complete! After a trip to Little Whinging to satisfy his curiosity, Severus returned to Hogwarts sporting a present from the Boy-Who-Lived… drool and bogies. And Potter, only sixteen-months-old, had already earned himself a detention.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: May 6, 2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Portrait Experiences by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
One-Shot. Cute, sweet fluff. Albus Severus Potter is called to the Headmistress's office, but he isn't feeling too well. Whose portrait ends up noticing this fact?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 97 - Published: May 6, 2010 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 4,060 - Follows: 1,357 - Published: May 4, 2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Finally by Airanke reviews
Tsunade decides that it's high time Hidan was dug out of his hole. However, he seems to have lost his pride and arrogance. Can Sakura help him get it back, and can he help her learn to love again?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,044 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 135 - Updated: May 3, 2010 - Published: Dec 23, 2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Escaping Reality by Shadowed Night Sky reviews
Gaara used to create characters with the sand. He would pretend that he was someone else. Someone different. To him, it was a comfort. It was an escape. Sand Sib Bonding
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: May 2, 2010 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Two Hawks Hunting by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Broken Wings! Harry & Severus quest for the remaining Horcruxes. Can they fulfill the prophecy of Two Hawks Hunting and destroy Voldemort forever? AU, pre-HBP, HBP/DH noncompliant! No slash, mentor/guardian fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 336,666 - Reviews: 2713 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 690 - Updated: May 1, 2010 - Published: May 22, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S., OC, Hedwig - Complete
Keep a Watchful Eye by starlesscity reviews
Naruto gets severely injured saving Sasuke’s life on a mission.He's still in the hospital three weeks after the incident;the only way he’s allowed out is if someone takes care of him.Sasuke is offering himself up for the task,but what's the catch?SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,243 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 259 - Updated: Apr 29, 2010 - Published: Apr 1, 2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Too Late by Rosaleen reviews
The Hogwarts Headmaster enlists a little help to give Severus and Harry something they've missed. A baby Severus and Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,213 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 635 - Updated: Apr 20, 2010 - Published: Nov 3, 2003 - Albus D.
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 526 - Published: Apr 20, 2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Water Conservation by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. You can take the Sand-nin out of the desert, but you can't take the desert out of them. Sasori proves to the rest of Akatsuki that in Suna, water conservation isn't so much regulation as religion. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: Apr 15, 2010 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Juniper by Agent Spielplatz reviews
A conspiracy within Konoha leads to a near fatal encounter for Naruto on the night of the Genin Exams. As he copes, his team struggles to work together and live up to the Hokage’s expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,830 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: Apr 14, 2010 - Published: Sep 15, 2005 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Lin's Dress Code by Brynja Bloodmire reviews
Lin only thought he could win.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: Apr 13, 2010 - K. Lin, John B. - Complete
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief by Dirty Reid reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: Apr 13, 2010 - Published: Jun 27, 2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Lugeo by Kutsu reviews
War is never fun for anyone. Lucky Sasuke has that annoying blond to distract him from daily life, though it would be nicer if they stopped trying to kill each other on a daily basis. Affectionately of course. Sasunaru oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: Apr 12, 2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loophole by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Ed decides Al deserves his due. Mustang is not amused.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 17 - Published: Apr 11, 2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Lake Trip by GoesKaboom reviews
Pein decides he's sick of his organization moping around the lair, so he decides it's time for a mandatory vacation. Of course, nothing ever goes as planned. Crack fic. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,631 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Updated: Apr 5, 2010 - Published: Sep 7, 2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
They Won't Pay Their Taxes! by Jedi Goat reviews
AU Akatsuki-fractured version of the Three Little Pigs. Who's afraid of the Bid Bad Kakuzu? ...Well, just about everyone in the village, when it comes time to pay their taxes. And this year, three very foolish people decided to tempt the miser's fury...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: Apr 3, 2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Of Hills and Bluebells by Enchantable reviews
How to Train Your Dragon Fic HTTYD . Post-Movie Hiccup has a little trouble making it up the hill to his house, fortunately Astrid's there to help and the two of them get a moment to be, well, viking teenagers who saved the world.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 194 - Updated: Apr 2, 2010 - Published: Mar 29, 2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
You've got NI! by Kyia.L.Kenobi reviews
The Knights who say Ni! order a shrubbery from amazon.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: Apr 1, 2010 - Complete
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 200 - Published: Apr 1, 2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke, I Think I'm Pregnant by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 134 - Published: Apr 1, 2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cop Out by o0oBeezelneffo0o reviews
Life sucks for Sasuke - he has to take on Naruto, the cheeky troubled teen who keeps getting arrested, to live with him. So whats the blonde hiding? Sasuke as a policeman has to find out. But does hate turn in to love for both of them? SasuNaru...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,824 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 202 - Updated: Mar 29, 2010 - Published: Jun 1, 2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Felicity by redbull07 reviews
Hatake Kakashi, elite assassin and Konoha's best warrior, becomes the adoptive father to one hyperactive, infant Naruto Uzumaki. Surprisingly it's a match made in heaven. Somewhat Fluffy, hopefully a little humorous, with cute chibi Naru-chan! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 525 - Published: Mar 28, 2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Returning Hope by Ithil-valon reviews
Estel has returned to Imladris, but all is not well. Elladan still suffers from the debilitating injury to his shoulder and grows doubtful that he will ever again protect his family. Can the love of a young brother return hope to Imladris?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,375 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 148 - Updated: Mar 24, 2010 - Published: Dec 1, 2009 - Aragorn, Elrohir
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 261 - Published: Mar 22, 2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Red Ribbons by crazylittlecheezer reviews
The blood dripped down the side of her mouth matching the red ribbons in her hair...Naru's stomach did flip-flops..."I won't forgive you if you don't wake up Mai...I won't forgive myself."
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 33 - Published: Mar 20, 2010 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
SasoDei School Of Freaks by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is attending a new school with a twist, they are all freaks of nature. While looking for his dorm he meets a certain red head on a balcony. He is shown the way to his room and finds out Sasori is his new room mate. SasoDei, M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,262 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 57 - Updated: Mar 14, 2010 - Published: Oct 5, 2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Don't Apologize by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. They have always had a tense relationship, a relationship they barely talked about. A relationship Kakuzu apologizes for. And Hidan isn't so sure what to think about that. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: Mar 11, 2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6522 - Favs: 13,560 - Follows: 5,369 - Updated: Mar 6, 2010 - Published: Sep 29, 2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Unsatisfactory Familial Relations by Sarah1281 reviews
During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homicidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 80 - Published: Feb 25, 2010 - Sasuke U., Temari - Complete
Mama's Love by Sairuh reviews
The first time I touched a Pokemon was the first time that mama beat me." A unexpected story coming from a girl who has never truly been loved until she rescues a beaten and bruised Poocheyena. Now she must keep him a secret or face the consequence.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Published: Feb 23, 2010 - Poochyena/Pochiena
Maybe Things Can Change by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Very similar to Coming to Care, but without the continuations. I originally drafted the two at the same time. Sick!Harry. Severus taking care of him. Bonding. A little sappy. Mild swearing. Reference to child abuse/neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,063 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 129 - Updated: Feb 21, 2010 - Published: Feb 11, 2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Masculinity Fail by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. The question begs to be asked: is Konan an honorary man, or are some of the men honorary women? Itachi and Deidara aren't quite sure they want an answer. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: Feb 13, 2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 196 - Published: Feb 11, 2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Away in a Manger by Snapegirlkmf reviews
On Christmas Eve, an unwanted child is left in a manger and found by a young Potions Master, changing both their lives forever. AU, implied child abuse, neglect, Sev raises Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,365 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: Feb 11, 2010 - Published: Dec 7, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Linked by Keono reviews
It was just a normal night for a certain blond. That was, until a certain red headed vampire than came in and changed his life forever. Lol, first story. YAOI WARNING. Sasodei. Lemon for later chapters! Mpreg. Edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,572 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 35 - Updated: Feb 10, 2010 - Published: Jan 22, 2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Perfect Vessel by shima orealu reviews
What if Orochimaru had picked Naruto to be his next vessel, instead of Sasuke and had given Naruto the curse seal in the forest of death? What would happen differently?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,522 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 824 - Updated: Feb 5, 2010 - Published: Jan 12, 2007 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 94 - Published: Feb 4, 2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Dreams by Midnight Moonfly reviews
As the night is dim, the Akatsuki quietly sleep. But what are they dreaming? -Short-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: Feb 2, 2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Canary by Urufu-chan reviews
Deidara doesn't know why Itachi decides to help him when he's sick, and the Uchiha prefers the reason to remain a secret. Light Yaoi, Fluff. One-shot. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: Feb 1, 2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 6,665 - Follows: 3,746 - Updated: Jan 31, 2010 - Published: Sep 25, 2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Bella's Lullaby by Mrs.GingerHinkley reviews
Mass-murderers are not meant to be babysitters. Sometimes, though, sacrifices are made for little sisters. Bellatrix watches over her baby nephew and hilarity is bound to ensue on what could very well be Draco and Bella's last adventure in child-care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 26 - Published: Jan 31, 2010 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
Breathe by Jedi Goat reviews
Deidara comes down with a fever, and Sasori's ignoring him. Is his partner really as cold-hearted as he seems...? No ships.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jan 29, 2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 122 - Updated: Jan 28, 2010 - Published: Jan 22, 2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
2 AM by Jedi Goat reviews
Thirteen-year-old Deidara has a nightmare. Sasori wonders why his partner is such a brat. But is that really such a bad thing...? No ships
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: Jan 25, 2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Winner Takes It All by Jedi Goat reviews
Shippuden. Ino's fed up with always placing second to her rival, Sakura. That's when an unlikely someone offers a word of insight… Neji/Ino if you squint XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jan 25, 2010 - Ino Y., Neji H. - Complete
PayBack! by Carrie2sky reviews
AU One-shot set in "Good 'ol School Days" universe. Naruto is going to 'payback' his father in kind for his surprise party from October. Follow up from "Surprise".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: Jan 22, 2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
I'm Sorry, Shikamaru by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
It was an accident. It was a mistake. It was just a one night stand. But it started it all. How Shikamaru and Ino were going to deal with the shocking pregnancy?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,505 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 484 - Updated: Jan 17, 2010 - Published: Jan 30, 2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Digging his Own Grave by Teddylonglong reviews
Ron is very jealous of Harry, so jealous that he tries to make him ill. Unfortunately, he succeeds but with what consequences for himself? Set in third year. Completely AU, Snape slightly OOC, evil!Ron. Sick!Harry. Originally meant as a oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 209 - Updated: Jan 14, 2010 - Published: Jan 4, 2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Fosterling by Evendim reviews
Litle Estel has newly arrived in Imladris, and Glorfindel aids his transition into the realm of the Eldar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: Jan 12, 2010 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
Twiglet and the Billy Goat by Evendim reviews
Little Legolas wants a pet, but his father, King Thranduil, is too absorbed with ruling the Greenwood to find him one. Trust to the little sprite to find one for himself!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: Jan 3, 2010 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Akatsuki's Answering Machine by Secret Sheik reviews
This may be the feudal era, but Akatsuki needs an answering machine for all the calls they get. However, sometimes the answering machine can get pretty weird...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 54 - Updated: Jan 3, 2010 - Published: Jun 13, 2009 - Akatsuki
Shame Needs No Voice by NightShadow131 reviews
Estel holds a deep secret tightly, refusing to let it surface. However, time passes and it eats at him, tearing at his facade. How much longer will he be able to endure?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,067 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Updated: Dec 31, 2009 - Published: Sep 15, 2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 3,996 - Follows: 2,720 - Updated: Dec 31, 2009 - Published: Jun 25, 2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Believe by Victory-Starr reviews
It's Christmas Eve and little Harry has many requests, but none of them are for Santa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 38 - Updated: Dec 28, 2009 - Published: Dec 17, 2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
If a Picture Paints a Thousand Words by Evendim reviews
It had seemed an excellent idea to Twiglet, alias little Legolas, to make a picture for his Adar, to celebrate 'Rhiw', 'Winter', but as always, things surrounding Twiglet seldom go to plan!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: Dec 25, 2009 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15097 - Favs: 23,996 - Follows: 9,792 - Updated: Dec 23, 2009 - Published: Sep 13, 2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Snapshots by DnKS-giRLs reviews
A collection of one shots following the event of Pure Hearted Love. Some mere snapshots portraying the live of Lelouch vi Britannia and Kururugi Suzaku as the royal couple of The Holy Empire of Britannia.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,971 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 151 - Updated: Dec 22, 2009 - Published: Feb 14, 2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Stars that Make Up the Night Sky by HpFanficFan reviews
The gloomy cupboard suddenly alit wondrously; the ceiling transformed into a night blue canvas and decorated across it were two shinning stars, making up the two brilliant eyes of a deer." SickHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 90 - Published: Dec 21, 2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The best present ever by Tobifan4444 reviews
It's tobi's birthday.Deidara just found out from zetsu, what will deidara give tobi? One-shot deiXtobi Yoai do not like do not read. rated M just in case ;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: Dec 17, 2009 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Apology by messlady reviews
Sasori has insulted Deidara and his art too many times, and the blonde artist is finally fed up with this. He’s not gonna work with the puppet until he apologizes. And it won’t be as easy as simply saying ‘sorry’… Rated M not without a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Dec 12, 2009 - Published: Dec 11, 2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Menagerie by Bil reviews
Take one Severus Snape, one baby Potter, and one insane Headmaster; simmer gently and stir well. Don't forget to duck! AU Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 76 - Published: Dec 11, 2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Bringing Up Twiglet by Evendim reviews
How will Thalion and Brethilas entertain little Legolas, and spare Thranduil's frayed nerves, in the aftermath of Queen Pharin's death?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: Dec 11, 2009 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Are You Cross? by Angelauthor14 reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursleys at the age of four and is raised by Sirius and Remus. A childhood that Harry deserved! Lots of bonding as Harry begins to trust Sirius and Remus. First fic, so please review. WARNING: DURSLEY ABUSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 126,051 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: Dec 10, 2009 - Published: Apr 2, 2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Twiglet's Tribulation by Evendim reviews
Little Legolas' innocent excursion to gather berries with his naneth goes hideously wrong.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: Dec 10, 2009 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Lost and Found by HpFanficFan reviews
COMPLETE Harry's relatives abandon him at the playground at age six, miles away from their home. Who should find him but the one and only, Severus Snape. Sevitus/Severius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,930 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 663 - Updated: Dec 6, 2009 - Published: Jan 11, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Biggest Mistake of Them All? by Angelauthor14 reviews
Everyone makes mistakes, even great men like Dumbledore. But was placing six-year-old Harry Potter with Severus Snape the biggest mistake of them all? Or maybe…it could work out after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 37 - Published: Dec 2, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sasuke's Completely Unnecessary Christmas Carol by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's been wandering alone since Madara's defeat and he's doing fine. Or he would be if Naruto and Sakura would leave him alone. Then to make matters worse his various relatives decide to stage an intervention. What part of 'fine' don't they get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 37 - Published: Dec 1, 2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
My Humps by OxVanillaPeachesxO reviews
Konan listens to the radio...and only disaster awaits. AKATSUKI CRACK. My Humps owned by The Black Eyed Peas RATED T FOR YOUR INNOCENT EARS. And then some...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: Dec 1, 2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
ChildHood Is Calling by Bubonicc reviews
Kakuzu Has found a new Bounty...Turns out the Bounty is only 6 years old and named Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,190 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Updated: Nov 27, 2009 - Published: Jun 19, 2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sickly Silence by atlantiandragoness reviews
It was an unusually quiet day at the Akatsuki base. No explosions, no screams from Tobi because said explosions were being aimed at him, and no endless stream of curses from Hidan over his partner being a ‘greedy heathen bastard’ again. Sasori hated it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: Nov 26, 2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 198 - Published: Nov 18, 2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
All For Posterity COMPLETE by KeelaSelai reviews
*COMPLETE* Vegeta makes a single wish and Goku, Gohan and Goten's world is turned upside down. Mpreg
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,410 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 66 - Updated: Nov 17, 2009 - Published: Jan 29, 2009 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Kakuzu's Side Job by Arzosah reviews
One-Shot. Akatsuki crack. Kakuzu has a secret side job that he doesn't want discovered. Pein finds out and isn't sure he approves. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: Nov 12, 2009 - Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
zettobi by kisaitaluvr reviews
tobi isnt a good boy so zetsu decides to punish him WARNING: YAOI DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: Nov 8, 2009 - Zetsu, Obito U. - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 182 - Published: Nov 4, 2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Long Walk by OuijiBoardofDeath reviews
A young trainer named Arden, sadled with a lame squirtle when he wanted a charmander, is on a journey through the Kanto reigion. Faced with an incompetant team and his own inadequacies, can he manage to make something of himself?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 105,024 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: Nov 1, 2009 - Published: Nov 17, 2008 - Complete
Gang Spy by RogueWarrior869 reviews
After getting beaten by his gang for disobedience, Deidara is found by the enemy gang, Akatsuki, in their territory with amnesia and Pein decides to use this to his advantage. To take down the enemy from the inside out. Eventual SasoDei. Modern Day AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: Nov 1, 2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Talked Into Self Sacrifice by Sarah1281 reviews
Hyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 36 - Published: Oct 28, 2009 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Akatsuki spend a day at the pool by NachtAngel reviews
One Shot.Akatsuki spend a day at the pool...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: Oct 27, 2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
50 Deidara Ficlets by RogueWarrior869 reviews
For the 50 Ficlets community over at LiveJournal. Claim: Deidara. These will be friend, gen and family only. 1. A few months after Deidara joins, he gets injured on a mission. More pride then physical but finds out he may have misjudged his older partner
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: Oct 26, 2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Surprise! by Carrie2sky reviews
One-shot. It's Naruto's tenth birthday. He wants it to be a special celebration. But Minato might just ruin the whole thing for him. Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: Oct 24, 2009 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 136 - Published: Oct 20, 2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 190 - Published: Oct 18, 2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 132 - Published: Oct 17, 2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 63 - Published: Oct 12, 2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Tea Addict by CherryButterfly reviews
Tea addict v/s Tea Maker.When certain circumstances lead to Naru not having his tea for a day, what happens is known to all, but what Naru does is know to none. What does Naru do to get his dose of tea or rather what does tea deprived Naru do to Mai? NxM
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Updated: Oct 9, 2009 - Published: Sep 20, 2009 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Running Away by Bil reviews
AU. DEATH EATER KIDNAPS BOY WHO LIVED! read the newspaper headlines across magical Britain. SS, HP/HG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 105 - Published: Oct 9, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Guardians Next Door by sprite.isn't.lemonade reviews
After hearing that Harry is being abused, Dumbledore sends Severus and Minerva to investigate. Posing as a married couple, they move in next door and watch over Harry before they can take him away on his 11th birthday. Abusive Dursleys & mentor Snape. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,832 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 313 - Updated: Oct 6, 2009 - Published: Aug 21, 2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Kisame's Devious Plan by LiteralBlue reviews
For the Akatsuki, a trip to the hot springs turns into a fiasco as they face missing soap, little old men, bomb divers, Tobi's adventuring, an obscure cult and more. And in the middle of all that, Kisame has devised ... a Devious Plan! OCs. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: Oct 4, 2009 - Published: Oct 31, 2007 - Kisame H., Obito U. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 468 - Published: Oct 2, 2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like Fighting by amamiya reviews
Hiko never misses an opportunity to instruct Kenshin. But does the pupil also have something to teach his master? One-shot.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: Oct 2, 2009 - Hiko, Kenshin - Complete
Two becomes three by Life-in-motion reviews
Sasori And Deidara has just started a relationship when Deidara discovers that he is pregnant! How will Sasori react? And how is this even POSSIBLE! SasoDei, mPreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,461 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Updated: Sep 27, 2009 - Published: Sep 18, 2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Onsen Revenge by Shinigami's Lullaby reviews
SPR has a new case, at an Onsen! Mai is targeted by a vengeful spirit, and gets pulled deeper than she'd like into a horrific murder case. Can Naru protect Mai from the spirits, or has SPR finally encountered a case they can't solve? NM
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,288 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 121 - Updated: Sep 26, 2009 - Published: Jan 26, 2009 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 296 - Published: Sep 22, 2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki on The Maury Show by 01Corkscrew reviews
The Akatsuki organization are guest stars on the Maury Show...A baby was found on their doorstep and a letter from a woman claiming that one of them was the father, excluding Konan of course, and all want to hear "You Are Not The Father" Who is the father
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: Sep 19, 2009 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 198 - Updated: Sep 18, 2009 - Published: Oct 7, 2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Everything is OK by PrincessBite-Me reviews
The Call. The Train. The Terrorists. The Bomb." Ed is injured and Roy must find him. fast! RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: Sep 11, 2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Cloud Watching by My.Changeling reviews
When Naru and Mai watch clouds outside a haunted museum, they find a bunny, a dragon, a horse, a puppy, a fish, and a cat. Who knew that finding animals in the sky would bring such a happy outcome? Naru and Mai! Reviews are great guys!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: Sep 7, 2009 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 261 - Published: Sep 5, 2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Phoenix Land by Teddylonglong reviews
Fawkes rescues eight year old phoenix Harry from his relatives and takes him to Phoenix Land, then to Hogwarts to become a professor's as well as an elf's familiar. Will the teachers find out about his identity? Completely AU, partly OOC, Animagus story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,089 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 381 - Updated: Aug 30, 2009 - Published: Jul 27, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 116 - Published: Aug 26, 2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Ghost Hunt Chat Room by Golden Wattle reviews
What happens when the Ghost Hunt cast find a chat room? R and R but keep it nice please. Implied Naru x Mai
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Updated: Aug 20, 2009 - Published: Aug 14, 2009 - Complete
Don't Tick Off The Shark! by Jinzouningen reviews
Kisame proves that he's more then capable of taking care of a certain weasel. This is a discipline fic, and I'm now comfortable with writing it. Contains spanking. Don't like? Don't touch. Thx and have a nice day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,582 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 122 - Updated: Aug 16, 2009 - Published: Dec 9, 2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
The Power of Fangirls by RuneWitchSakura reviews
In the Forest of Death, Orochimaru and the Sound Four underestimated the most powerful force of all: Uchiha Sasuke’s fangirls. His underestimation changes the whole of the Naruto series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 71 - Published: Aug 13, 2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Encounter with the Devil in the Toyshop by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. In a toyshop, eight-year-old Harry meets a man in black clothes. 'If Father Christmas thinks so badly of me, maybe the devil will like me,' he thought, accepting the stuffed dragon the devil gave him, but it was not a normal Muggle dragon. AU, partly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 214 - Published: Aug 8, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Suited Fate by Twilight Journey reviews
The sound of sirens could be heard throughout the woods as an ambulance zoomed off toured the hospital. She just had to be this rodent’s next victim. I would like to know what you think so please R&R. Thank You!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: Aug 7, 2009 - Published: Jun 29, 2008
Rivers of Hades by dllang89 reviews
At age 9, Sarutobi decides Naruto is ready to find out about the Uzumaki clan and their power: to control the rivers of the Underworld. Main pairing: NarutoHinataTemari Rating may go up in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,809 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: Aug 6, 2009 - Published: Dec 5, 2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Akatsuki's War by spriterx reviews
Sequel to Akatsuki's Daughter. Act 2. Can Temari survive the war that the Akatsuki declared on the world?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 81,440 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 33 - Updated: Aug 5, 2009 - Published: Oct 12, 2008 - Temari, Konan - Complete
fresh and calm by h0use-m0use reviews
AU. Wanting to be left alone, Harry neglects to visit the Hospital Wing after he is hit by the rogue bludger, and is caught by Snape...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 87 - Published: Aug 4, 2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Magical Pickup Lines by RoastedGrover reviews
Harry and Draco meet at a pub, and much hilarity ensues. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 35 - Published: Aug 3, 2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 276 - Published: Jul 27, 2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Dealing with Roy Mustang by E.Mahiru reviews
Edward has to deal with Roy 24 7 and things get crazy! Roy has to deal with Edward and all his stupid stunts! Through it all, Roy will learn just who Ed really is inside. Parental!RoyEd Sorry guys, voting over. GORGONZOLA
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 155,611 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 210 - Updated: Jul 25, 2009 - Published: Oct 17, 2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Of plants and Good Boys by I Love Jiraiya reviews
Tobi is afraid of a thunderstorm and ends up crawling in bed with Zetsu. The plant man sees this as an oppurtunity and attempts to make the younger Uchiha his. Will Zetsu make Tobi his. First TobixZetsu fanfic. Please read. XD and review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: Jul 23, 2009 - Published: Oct 30, 2007 - Zetsu, Obito U.
Taffy by GoesKaboom reviews
Due to a cooking experiment of Tobi's gone awry, the Akatsuki finds itself in a rather sticky situation. Crack oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jul 21, 2009 - Akatsuchi - Complete
I'm Not Hurt by WhiteGloves reviews
A child's pain is the whole family's pain. Estel learns the meaning of Friendship. Legolas/Elladan/Elrohir
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: Jul 17, 2009 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
You're Kidding by xotakux2002x reviews
mpreg fic! this is why you don't make bets with deidara. bad things tend to happen! kisaita kakuhidan sasodei peinkonan, slight yaoi, mostly pure chaos though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,867 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 30 - Updated: Jul 17, 2009 - Published: Jul 14, 2009 - Complete
To Infinity and Beyond by The Crack Fairy reviews
In the year 3269, A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I. begin acting on their plans for universe domination by meeting on Planet X. Chaos ensues. Sci Fi AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jul 9, 2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Don't Ask, Don't Tell by Arzosah reviews
Akatsuki crack. Sasori and Orochimaru return unusually late from a mission, and no one really wants to know the reason why. Contains cross-dressing. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jul 9, 2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 5145 - Favs: 5,668 - Follows: 5,016 - Updated: Jul 1, 2009 - Published: Feb 7, 2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 3,411 - Follows: 993 - Published: Jul 1, 2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
What! The Hokage's Pregnant! by Rikouchan reviews
[SasuNaru] Sequel to “We’re Getting Married & That’s FINAL!” After 1 month later of their marriage, Naruto was promoted as the new Rokudaime. Then 2 months later, something happened unexpectedly…the Rokudaime was pregnant. Oh the HORROR! [Mpreg]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,041 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 552 - Updated: Jun 30, 2009 - Published: Apr 2, 2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
As You Wish by The Crack Fairy reviews
“Explaining everything would take a long time… you may call me Hidan, and because you have my necklace, I have to grant you three wishes.” KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,757 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 120 - Updated: Jun 29, 2009 - Published: Feb 1, 2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
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Dementia reviews
When Deidara starts acting strangely and begins forgetting things, could something be seriously wrong? Sasori is willing to do anything to make sure his boyfriend is healthy. Some SasoxDeio, implied KisaxIta, KakuxHida, and PeinxKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: Oct 2, 2012 - Published: Aug 12, 2012 - Deidara, Sasori
Coined reviews
Interesting little workings of my muse...the Akatsuki are coins. T for Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1 - Published: Sep 13, 2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Fire and Water
Sasuke is fire, full of detachment and destruction. Naruto is water, full of emotion and evenness. Short drabble poem.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 13, 2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Across the Desert
Just fleshing out a new character that usually summons Pokemon, but in this one and sometimes she just summons wolves...yeah just practicing a little combat writing and stuff. So it might be crap. But please review anyway!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Published: Jun 2, 2012 - Complete
Cursing the Akatsuki reviews
And the very very evil ninja said, "Flabbity flobbity fleek! Curse the Akatsuki for a week!" And the wind blew and horses panicked as they knew the Akatsuki were in for a week of hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: May 26, 2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Danna reviews
For DanaZaraki's CYK, MIMTK, and STK. Little Sanaa utters her first word!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: Mar 24, 2012 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
The Pianist reviews
Deidara is a pianist believing that art is fleeting and that Sasori means everything to him. Sasori is a painter, believing art is eternal and Deidara is some brat that wormed his way into his heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: Feb 8, 2012 - Deidara, Sasori
Naruto Band reviews
Team Seven forms a band to earn some extra funds, but how will this change team dynamics? I don't own any songs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: Sep 21, 2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
When You're Gone reviews
A tribute for DaniZaraki's fics, Consider Yourselves Kitties and Man, I Miss the Kitties. Alice misses her weasel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: Sep 14, 2011 - Complete
Heaven reviews
An AlicexItachi tribute for DaniZaraki's fics, Consider Yourselves Kitties and Man, I Miss the Kitties. Alice is trying to serenade Itachi in the morning...lots of fluff and silliness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: Sep 13, 2011 - Complete
S class Kids reviews
Hidan and Deidara get turned into 5 year olds, forcing the Akatsuki to raise them into perfect ninjas while trying to find a way to get them back to normal. T for Hidan's potty mouth...at age 5...yes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Published: Aug 25, 2011 - Deidara, Hidan
The Fall of Suicune reviews
Suicune is a protector of Pokemon, but what will happen when humans threaten the region of Johto?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Updated: May 18, 2011 - Published: Nov 15, 2010 - Suicune/Suikun, Silver/Rival - Complete
Mysterious Creatures reviews
Ed and Al have stumbled upon something their father has left behind and it takes them and Roy Mustang to a whole new world full of strange and mysterious creatures. What connection does it have to their father? Will they be the same after?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: May 18, 2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Inhumane reviews
A strange dog starts following Mai around when she goes to and leaves SPR. Is Mai going crazy or is there something strange going on?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: Apr 22, 2011 - Published: Apr 12, 2011 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
The Luxray King reviews
A Pokemon rendition of The Lion King. Starring: Luxray! Warning: Contains some Generation 5 Pokemon out of necessity!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: Feb 22, 2011 - Luxray/Rentorar, Shinx/Kolink
Tanaka reviews
When a family with bloodline limit that allows users to summon Pokemon tries to move to Konoha, will everything turn out okay? Or will Akatsuki make trouble for Tanaka, the elder daughter. Watch as Tanaka struggles with being orphaned in the aftermath.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: Oct 11, 2010
Takuma's Task redone reviews
A Pokemon Expert named Takuma is on a mission to assign each of the Rookie Nine to a Pokemon and help them master a new way of fighting side by side with their new partners. remaking to start from pre-shippuden
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: Aug 31, 2010
8 Ways to Bag a Naru reviews
Somewhat funny NaruxMai scenarios
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: Jun 30, 2010 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Path of the Dragon reviews
When Kenshin is orphaned as a young boy by a rogue Salamence, will Hiko Seijirou be able to mold him into a successful Pokemon trainer? Rated T for violence.
Crossover - Pokémon & Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: Mar 11, 2010 - Published: Jan 26, 2010 - Kenshin
Takuma's Task reviews
Naruto/Pokemon Xover What happens when one of the last Pokemon trainers is assigned to educate the rookie nine in the ways of Pokemon?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,379 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: Jan 26, 2010 - Published: Mar 5, 2009
Little Wonders
A songfic series that form a storyline about a stranger that meets the Kenshingumi. Read and enjoy!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Published: Jan 14, 2010 - Kenshin
RK songfic: Music of the Night reviews
Just a little something I wrote late at night about Hiko thinking of the lives Kenshin and his friends are living...please just read and reveiw even if it's terrible!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: Jan 3, 2010 - Hiko - Complete
Tidal Waves reviews
Darius, Misty's adopted son, journeys to uncover the mystery of his past and his connection with the Pokemon around him.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: Mar 5, 2009 - Published: Jan 2, 2009 - Misty/Kasumi
What a Mankey's Gotta Do reviews
Sometimes Pokemon journeys don't start out in the norm. Take this young Mankey's for instance. A crazy creature with anger management issues is not one to screw around with, as one young trainer was bound to find out sooner or later.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: Apr 10, 2007 - Published: Mar 20, 2007
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