Introduction, for any newcomers who've wandered by:

Hello! I'm NextNothingNew, formally known as DAK. This account has pretty much been abandoned, mostly because I've moved onto completely different fandoms and my actual writing style has progressed to the point that I can't really update my old fics anymore (because, you know, that's what happens when you pretend they don't exist for years) and it's pretty difficult to get interested in them now. I mostly use this account for reviewing and keeping track of favorites/alerts, and for idle profile updates.

Have some useless quotes I like:

"Will you just LOOK at this slightly bigger mess than usual." - Homestuck, on John's massacred room.

"I could use some air support. Since I can't fly. At all." - Batman, Justice League Unlimited, after falling out of a plane with no parachute or even a jetpack.

"Everything you can imagine is real." - Pablo Picasso.

"There is no such thing as immoral or moral books. Books are either well written or badly written." - Oscar Wilde.

Now have a look at the things I ship:

Homestuck

1. John and Karkat. (Forever and ever and ever)

2. Dave and Tavros. ("I'm feeling pretty friggin' matrimonial all of a sudden.")

3. Dirk and Jake.

4. Dave and John.

5. Gamzee and Tavros.

6. Kanaya and Rose.

Avatar: The Last Airbender

1. Zuko and Aang.

2. Jet and Zuko.

3. Sokka and Zuko.

4. Sokka and Yue.

JTHM

1. Edgar and Johnny

2. Devi and Tenna

Now feel disappointed in yourself for wasting your time reading this.