I like to write. I'm not necessarily all that good at it, but I enjoy it so I do it. I love South Park, it's the best TV show ever made. Matt and Trey are legends. I love South Park slash, though KyleXCartman is the only pairing I really like and see as plausible. Any and all of my South Park stories will be KyleXCartman in some capacity. They're made for each other.

Update: 12 October 2009 - Sorry I haven't been updating lately. This is due to lack of time/energy, and feeling depressed. I don't write very well when I'm down in the dumps - it tends to come over in my writing. That might make me sound a little unprofessional, but since I'm not a professional writer, I feel that's only appropriate. I have myself some chocolate and a fag (that's a cigarette to all you non-poms out there) and I'll try muster enough chemical happiness to get something up soon.

Update: 29th September 2009 - The first two chapters of my new story Quiescence have been posted. It's something totally different to Kyle in Chains, focusing more on the comedy side of things as opposed to sex and drama. There will, of course, be elements of sex and drama featured in the story eventually. Just to a much lesser extent than KiC. I don't think it will be anywhere near as popular as KiC, but then that doesn't bother me. I'm just feeling the need to write something less intense at the minute. I hope you'll enjoy what I come up with.

Just so you know, I WILL finish Kyle in Chains sometime soon. I'm not just gonna leave it hanging at the second to last chapter. So fear not, KiC devotees! Due to time constraints, I'm gonna aim to have it finished by 25th November, which was the day chapter one of Kyle in Chains was posted last year. And super special awesome thanks once again for making Kyle in Chains for the most reviewed South Park fan fiction on , peeps!

On a South Park related note: The new episode was great. I enjoyed Kyle and Cartman's interaction about the blood in the underwear and Ike's/Jackson's song towards the end the most. On the subject of dead celebrities, I had my heart broken on Sunday morning when I discovered that Stephen Gately of Boyzone had died. He was my childhood crush (I've always had a thing for the gays) and is still today one of my top three favourite singers, EVER. His vastly underrated album as a solo artist 'New Beginning' was awesome, and had one of my top three favourite songs EVER on it ('Where Do We Go?', not to be mistaken with 'Where Did You Go?' which is another song sang by Stephen on Boyzone's superb 'Where We Belong' album - both beautiful songs though!)

Steo was such a sweet kind-hearted guy, and only 33 at his time of death. Thirty-fucking-three! Why is it that all the nice young talented celebrities are dying lately? Why can't it be one of the complete talentless tossbags that goes, like Phil Collins? Hard to believe, but Matt and Trey didn't make it up - the fucker really did ditch his missus via fax. If that's not a world-class see-you-en-tea, I don't know what is!

Anyway, that's all from me. Any questions, drop me a line.

DD

xx

PS: If Phil Collins happens to pop his clogs over the next couple of days, it's a total coincidence!