((TTLLYRANDOMASSTHOUGHT: I really should change my username, its so juvenile. But...Crystal has always been an identity for me, for years now. It's how some of the greatest people i've met here have known me by. So...the ridiculous nickname i created for myself when i was 13 shall remain!!!! :D))

~~LATEST NEWS!!~~

1. ITS 2AM. I HAVE NONE. -flails-

That's all the news for today.

AS OF JUNE 7TH, 2011~

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((Huh. Not bad for 6 or so years on here, eh? ;D))

BASIC INFO:

~*~ If you are here, it's either because I left a totally awesome -*coughhypercough* - review in one of your stories and you're curious on who the hell was that cracked-out idiot fangirl with all the smiley faces and capital letters that spammed your email, or you're doing a simple browsing of the web for a decent fanfic, or I'm just that awesome! -shot- :) Either way, this is me. Soooo...welcome i guess. x3 ~*~

Name: Penname is Crystal. Also called Ella by certain few. ;)

Age: 20

Hometown: New York, born and raised. I am very much American and im am very fuckin' proud of it. But dont worry! I'm nicer than you think! D:

Birthday: May 12

Hair: Dark-brown hair, cut and layered to my shoulders. I had to chop it off for the summer, it was driving me nuts! -.- I have bangs too...and a little Nantucket as a result of said-bangs. We call him Alfred. :'D

Eyes: I have big brown eyes! I personally think they're my best feature because apparently when I use my puppy-dog pout, it actually WORKS.

Sex: JUST IN CASE you havent been able to tell yet, YES. I am a girl. XD

Nationality: Born in the US, but my family is from El Salvador, so I'm Hispanic-American. My dad's great-great grandfather was from Ireland which makes me like, what, 1/8th Irish? I was like, "ZOMFG, REALLY!?!? I'M EUROPEAN!?!?!? 8D"

Languages: Spanish(naturally), English(HERP DERP), Italian and a teeny bit of basic hello/goodbye French. I wanna learn more French, perfect my Italian and then learn German and even some Japanese! :D

Work: I have a job at a department store and i've been there for a year now. :) I started as a mere cashier, but they moved me to jewelry for the holidays, and I guess now I'm stuck there. XD But I love it there, and I have some of the BEST co-workers. It just pays really shitty money. Oh, and the rules. Yeah...those suck major monkey cajones. .

School: I go to community college, but I wanna get out in 1-2 semesters and transfer. I'm a psychology major right now, but idk so far where that'll go. I know I wanna do something in counseling though. I wanna stay either on Long Island for school, or go upstate to Albany. I would KILL to study abroad in England or France or anywhere in Europe! Its like a dream of mine! :'D I've been contemplating whether psych is right for me or not...if anything, my plan B is to do something in travel.

Siblings: The oldest of three kids. My sister and brother just turned 17 and 10 respectively.

Pets: My family's newest baby, a little Maltese-terrier mix named Maxwell Iggy. Max for short. XD

FAVORITES...:

Color: Pink, black, topaz-blue, aqua-green, and lilac. Yeah, I'm rather specific. Basic colors bore me. =]

Number: 17, because that was a rather important year for me, and 7, because its stereotypically lucky. xD

Eye Color: I actually like all of them, but this is my preference by order: Blue, Brown, Green, Hazel, Gray.

Music: It changes every week, I swear. I grew up to my dad's cassettes with the Beatles, Rolling Stones, CCR, etc. so rock is in my blood. I'm generally into all sorts of stuff, mostly classic rock, 80/90's rock, punk, alternative, country(LOLWUT?) and pop. Yeah, I'm a sucker for certain things. xD However, I CANNOT stand hip-hop or reggaeton in any way or form(very few exceptions), and some death metal too. Sorry, but the intense, demonic-like screaming kinda scares me a bit. I listen to some metal, but its tame compared to other stuff. =/

Season: SUMMER. For very obvious reasons. :) Spring would've been my favorite, except pollen - and my allergies - blow up in my face around April, so that kinda stinks. XD

Holiday: Hmmm...idk! I dont even like Christmas anymore. I guess working on holidays kinda killed my Christmas spirit. :'( Thanksgiving is awkward and Valentine's Day is a load of crap. I'm gonna saaay Fourth of July - for VERY obvious reasons if you know me. :) - and Halloween (Even though my Christian family thinks its a day of demons and wont tolerate it.) XD Idk, i just like the idea of dressing up in silly costumes and buying all the candy you want! ^^

Movie: Adventure, Psycho-Thriller or Comedy. I do enjoy Rom-Coms and sappy tearjerkers too, but the movie itself better be damn good if I'm gonna blow $11 on a damn ticket!!! Honey, I work my ass off for that money. My entertainment will be nothing but top-notch. =P

Couples, Shows, and Pairings will be listed below. :)

OH!! Also, i took the Seme/Uke Quiz and got this:

You are a Chibi Seme:

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

~ I'M A SEME!?!?!?! THAT'S SO F*CKING AWESOME!!!!! 8D

FAVORITE/MEMORABLE/FRICKIN' HYSTERICAL QUOTES:

"There is something in the New York air that makes sleep useless."~ Simione De Beauvoir

"Okay so I've like, designed a really sweet attack plan which I'm calling Attack Plan Alpha, like Alpha Dog. WOOF!" ~America, Hetalia

"PRAISE ME! HAIL ME! ON YOUR KNEES!" ~Prussia, Hetalia

"ITS THE GREEK ARMY!!!! THE GREEK ARMY HAS COME!!!" ~Random guy, Hetalia (YO' ASS BETTER RUN, BITCH! o_o The Greeks dont play!!!!)

"Christmas is about family and loving people! ...Now get bent." *slams door* ~Switzerland, Hetalia

"I think this plan makes use of our strengths in the best way possible: Britain goes in suicidal - it's your Charge of the Light Brigade routine!

Iggy: EH? o.o

"...France gives up without a struggle!

France: Huh?!?

"And for Russia, just keep sending us your cannon fodder! They'll draw the guns away... from me!"~ America, Hetalia

"Oh dear Lord, he's even dumber than zee last time, he's never going to understaaand!"~ France crying about Poland(XD!), Hetalia

"Polish horses never charged at German tanks during the battle of--right anime fans. Germany invaded Poland in '39--riiight, American fans. Poland is a country! In Europe!" :D~ Hysterical narrator lady, Hetalia

"The night has reached it's end, we can't pretend...we must run...we must run. Its time to run, take us away from here...protect us from further harm." ~"Resistance," Muse

"England...I was a hero, wasn't I? I protected you, didn't I? I could be a hero...couldn't I?"~ America, HetaOni (*sobs* ;_;)

"I want to stay with them, til my last moment...because they're both very important to me." ~America choosing to stay behind with England and Canada, HetaOni

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart." ~Unknown

"How many times will I be allowed to make mistakes? How many more times will I have to tell the same lies? How many more times will I have to watch my friends die?" ~Italy, HetaOni

Fave Shows:

Scrubs

Phineas and Ferb

The Office

Modern Family

How I Met Your Mother

Cougartown

iCarly

Entourage

True Blood

That 70's Show

Wizards of Waverly Place

The Soup

Spongebob Squarepants

Fave Anime:

Hetalia: Axis Powers (Newest and latest OBSESSION! 8DD)

Hamtaro (My first real anime obsession, so it holds a special place in my heart. :3)

Pokemon (Devoted, loyal Poke-fan since 1996! ^_^)

Ouran High School Host Club

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Fave Movies:

THE BREAKFAST CLUB!!

Sixteen Candles

Tropic Thunder

Black Swan

Despicable Me

Sherlock Holmes

Avatar

Pineapple Express

MEAN GIRLS!!

Classic Disney movies like, The Little Mermaid, Bambi, Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin

Up

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

THE HANGOVER!!

A Walk To Remember

The Notebook

Across the Universe

The Dark Knight

Iron Man

Iron Man 2

Mr. and Mrs. Smith (Sexiest. Movie. Ever.)

Superbad

Transformers

PS: I Love You (I hope i never watch that movie ever again!! It made me cry like a baby! :sobs: )

Pirates of the Carribean series.

ALL HARRY POTTER MOVIES (Number 7 BLEW MY MIND!!! :'D)

Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Napoleon Dynamite

Will add more as i watch them. XD

Fave Characters?--and i guess they're in the order i like 'em...?

(Hamtaro)

Stan

Hamtaro

Bijou

Jingle

Pashmina

Sandy

(Ouran HSHC)

Tamaki

Haruhi

Hikaru/Kaoru (DO NOT make me decide! Thats like asking me if cupcakes or Oreo's are better!! x_x)

Kyouya

Hunny

Mori

Renge (Admit it--you fucking love her and her motor engine entrances! xDD)

(Pokemon)

Misty (My favorite Poke-Girl--scratch that--my favorite Pokemon character EVER. No questions. I adored her growing up, i wanted to be just like her! She was so funny and awesome. I loved the fact that she could act like such a girl, but at the same time, wasnt afraid to be one of the guys. Plus, only she can pull off suspenders and a side pigtail! :D YAY MISTY!!)

Drew (DREEEEEWWWWWWW! Every time i see him in an episode, i SQUEAL! xD He's so effin' adorable, and charming and funny and conceited. In a cute way of course. AND HE'S SO PRETTY!! Have you seen that perfect hair?! xD I just love how he always watches out for May. I think he's the only 10-year-old anime character i've ever been attracted to. Oh, and Gary as well. o_o I LOVE DREW!!)

Barry (Eeeh!!! =D Like i'll explain later in my Fave Couples list, i recently found interest in Barry and decided to watch episodes of him. AND I FELL IN LOVE!!! I love the energy and enthusiasm he puts in everything. He's just as adorable and lovable in the games too! Oh, and the fining. Who can resist the fining?!)

May (LOVE HER!! She is SO cute and naive and GORGEOUS!! Not to mention a totally awesome coordinator! She's incredibly funny and sweet and in many ways, she reminds me of myself, considering I'm such a ditz like her. :3 One of the show's cutest, best and most well-rounded characters.)

Dawn (I'm back-and-forth on Dawn. On one hand, she can be an annoying, whiny brat with a skirt that can barely cover her ass. But on the other, she brings out the girly-girl in me. I like and at the same time, I dislike how shallow she can be. Whaaat?? It's funny! She's also a bit spunky, which I like too. She's warmed up to me a bit and I was even sad when the DP series ended and she left. Her skirt's still too short though! xD But she's a cutie. Oh, but her Piplup is an attention whore, and I cant stand him! xP)

Paul (Yes, fans everywhere, I DO like Paul. In fact, I may even love him. xDD Nah, but I do love his character and how his dark, serious and stony persona is the complete opposite of Ash's sunny, goody-two-shoes, "YOU-CAN-DO-IT-IF-YOU-JUST-BELIEVE!!!" attitude. He's not nearly as annoying as other characters, and you can tell somewhere in that cold, cold exterior, he has a bit of a heart. Squeee, you're such a little loner! Definitely Ash's best rival since Gary! -hugs Paul, then gets shoved off- xD He better get a cameo in BW!!!! I'M WATCHING YOU, WRITERS!!!)

Pikachu (The little guy's a beast. ADMIT IT. 8D)

Ash (I loved the old Ash, but i still tolerate the new Ash...well, kind of. Sometimes though, Ash annoys the shit outta me and I just HAVE to roll my eyes at the things he says. xD)

...AND OF COURSE!!...

Gary Oak (Two words: FANGIRL SQUEAL!! :D :D Before Drew, i used to SWOON over this guy! I mean, how can you NOT love him?! He's Gary Motherfuckin' Oak! :D I dont like how they made him quit training and turned him into a Researcher though, that kinda pissed me off. But hey, what are you gonna do? But he should be on the show WAYYYY more often!!! ITS GARY OAK, GOSHDAMNIT!!!)

(Hetalia) - I actually pretty much absolutely love ALL of them, but I'll TRY to put them in some kind of order. xD

America/Alfred Jones (Of course my home country gets number one! .;; SHE'S PICKING FAVORITES!!! -shot- Actually Alfie's number one, because he literally IS the human definition of America! I love how the show portrays the typical American and/or me so fantastically well: Loud(admit it, we are very loud), somewhat cocky, flashy, proud, ditzy, clueless, a total junkie- coughITSWHYWEREALWAYSSOHYPERANDTALKSOMUCHcough o.o -and just a TAD BIT of a blonde! He's absolutely hysterical and seeing him in an episode makes my entire day! His alien friend, Tony and the way he can swing around a chainsaw just screams epic win! Oh!!! And Chibi-America is just THEE CUTEST FUCKING THING IN THE ENTIRE WHOLE EFFIN WIDE WORLD!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!! :D :D :D -slaps self- I'm back! I'm okay! I could go on, but then i'd be rambling like a total moron. OMG, i AM like Alfred!!! o-o GOD BLESS AMERICA! XD)

England/Arthur Kirkland (United Kingdom. UK. Britain. Great Britain. Igirisu. RAPEABLE PIRATE/WAITER/GENTLEMAN/POLICEMAN/SEX TOY. Or Iggy. Whatever you wanna call him, he is what keeps me coming back. He is absolutely adorable in every single way possible!!! Not to mention the fan-art of his, ahem, "costumes" have given me actual girl-boners. -COUGHS LOUDLY- .///. Even with his abnormally large eyebrows and his moody, "I hate you all" angsty-tsundere attitude, he still collects a rabid fanbase, and I am proud to say i am no exception. I am a FULL-ON ENGLAND FANGIRL! :D Squeee, i'd love a British boyfriend, I really would! Even if he cant cook, I'd still love him! ^_^ (Though, i highly doubt the stereotypes of how Brits cant cook is true. xD) He is so bloody amazing and hilarious to watch! Lovelovelovelovelovelovelove me some European man-candy! -licks- Couldnt help it...)

Canada/Matthew Williams (OHHHH CANADAAAAA!!!! *gets wok'd* Awwww, i just ADORE my Mattie!!! ^_^ It really kinda sorta really sucks how he's not on the show enough. Well...he is, but still: I NEED MORE!!! XD

Italy/Feliciano Vargas

Prussia/Gilbert Beilschmidt

Romano/Lovino Vargas

Japan/Honda Kiku

France/Francis Bonnefoy

Spain/Antonio Carriedo

Germany/Ludwig

China/Wang Yao

Belgium

Hungary/Elizabeta Hedervary

Russia/Ivan Braginski (One word: VODKA. 8D I'm not gonna lie that he kinda scares me a bit...JUST A LITTLE I PROMISE! o.o;;...but it doesnt stop me from loving him! I mean, he's just SO cute!!! And badass. He's totally badass!! Not to mention makes an incredibly adorable chibi! :3

Poland/Feliks Łukasiewicz

Austria/Roderich Edelstein

Greece/Heracles Karpusi

Switzerland/Basch Zwingli

Taiwan

Belarus/Natalia Arlovskaya

Ukraine/Katyusha

(Avatar)

(tied for 1st) Zuko (Ahhhhh!! I cant help it! I have a thing for bad boys with a dark side! And when he cut off his ponytail and let his hair grow out...EEEEH!!! Even with the scar, he's amazingly hawt! I love him!)

(tied for 1st) Sokka (Sokka and Zuko are tied for first place cause they're so amazing in their own ways. Sokka--i mean, come on! The guy is spot-on hysterical!! He makes every episode he's in like, 10 times better! His serious side isnt so bad either. ^^)

Togh (Probably the most badass Bender in the entire show! She's strong, sarcastic, tomboyish, and clever. I love her sense of humor and her quirky personality. She's nothing short of: AMAZING!)

"Uncle" Iroh (The light-hearted wise old man who makes no sense half of the time! And the lightning thing is sweet too!)

Aang (This guy is so powerful in the Avatar-State, it scares me! o_O He's the typical carefree, fun-loving hero of the show, but i love it. And he's so adorable too!)

Katara (Sometimes, she's an annoying bitch though and it pisses off. SRSLY, I love you girl, but you gotta know when to STFU. =/ )

Azula (She is the darkest, bitchiest, scariest, most intimidating 14-year-old villain you will ever meet. I LOVE IT.)

Momo

Appa

Fave Couples?

Hamtaro:

OC Couple: Stan/Crystal

NEW FAVORITE COUPLE: Ice/Crystal (So, Ringa-Ham introduced me to the idea of our Hamtaro-OCs Ice and Crystal, possibly being a couple. And needless to say, i am OBSESSED! ^^ I actually love this couple so much, i replaced it as my favorite Crys-couple. o.o;;)

Hamtaro/Bijou

Sandy/Maxwell

Jingle/Pashmina

Panda/Pashmina

Dexter/Pashmina

Cappy/Penelope

Panda/Sandy

Panda/Bijou

Axis Powers Hetalia:

USUK (America/England) -#1 OTP EVEEERRRRRR. :D

Franada (France/Canada) -#2 OTP cause they're amazing!

PruCan (Prussia/Canada)- yeah, i like 'em both! I'm a shipping whore, sooo...! xD

France/Seychelles

Russia/China

GerIta (Germany/Italy)

Russia/Belarus - ...what?? I like it! o-o

Spamano (Spain/Romano)

Spain/Belgium - I actually like this one better than Spamano(PLEASEDONTSHOOTMEFANGIRLS!!!! D:), but they're both adorable!

Prussia/Hungary

Austria/Hungary - Anyone else think Austria, Hungary and Prussia make an awesome threesome??? o.o -SHOT-

Speaking of threesomes...I think the Bad Touch Trio (Prussia/Spain/France) would make an epically amazing couple! ^/ /^

Poland/Lithuania

Greece/Japan

Japan/Taiwan - Same situation with Sp/Bel. I have a thing for this one! :3

Switzerland/Lichtenstein

Sweden/Finland - you gotta love the canon-ness! :D :D

Ouran High School Host Club:

Tamaki/Haruhi (I think those two are soooooooooooooooo uber-cute! They remind me of Stan/Crys for some reason!)

Hikaru/Haruhi (I also think these two would make a cute couple, but I kinda lean more in Tamaki and Haruhi.)

Pokemon:

Ash/Misty AKA Pokeshipping (I HAVE BEEN A FAN OF POKESHIPPING FOR THE PAST 12 YEARS!! Damn, i'm old -_- But I just LOVE them SO much!! I remember having a Pokeshippy dream when i was like, 9, and its something that's just stayed with me throughout the years! I literally fell in love with these two! And even though she's not on the show anymore--tear--i still believe Misty will never be replaced in Ash's heart as his #1 Girl--besides his mom of course! xD Hooray for timeless Pokemon pairings!)

Drew/May AKA Contestshipping (If there is any other coupling more obvious than Pokeshipping, it's gotta be Contestshipping!! Drew is the arrogant peanut butter to May's naive jelly! xDD Not to mention, he's so drop-dead gorgeous. What i love even more about it is the fact that this is the only couple on the show that was the closest to actually being canon because of their mutual feelings for each other, but because the Advanced series ended, we've been left with the question of whether anything would've happened. DONT BELIEVE ME?? CHECK BULBAPEDIA! So in a way...May and Drew are semi-canon! HOW FREAKIN AMAZING!!)

Gary/Dawn AKA Cavaliershipping (I have NO idea why but I really like the idea of these two as a couple! I know a lot of people like Dawn with Paul, or Zoey, or Kenny, but when I saw the DP episodes w/ Gary, I got the feeling Dawn had a crush on him. And when I googled a shipping for these two, I found one! xD It sounds rather odd because Poke/Contest shippers ususally like Ikari as well, but I think this is my favorite Dawn-pairing! :D)

Barry/Dawn AKA Twinleafshipping (Ahhh! THIS SITE IS SERIOUSLY LACKING IN TWINLEAFSHIPPING!! I recently discovered Barry(wow, notice how I say "discover" like he's a secret island or something -_-)and I was so drawn to the idea of him and Dawn as a couple. Barry is just the cutest, most energetic little thing EVER. I love how in the Iron Island episode, Dawn landed on him. It's ridiculous to fangirl over something like that, but its too cute to resist. x3 I'd love to see more shippy moments from them!)

Jimmy/Marina AKA Questshipping (ZOMG!!!! So i finally got around to watching "The Legend of Thunder" Chronicles episode--actually, i saw the Japanese version first--and i INSTANTLY fell in love with Questshipping!!! ^^ Its so canon and obvious, yet its adorable all the same! There needs to be more couples like this rather than those "mystery" couples those writers keep teasing us with--the bastards! I love Jimmy, he's so cute with his little crush on Marina! I wish these two and Vincent were on the show more, they kick so much more ass!)

Gary(Green)/Leaf(Blue) AKA Oldrivalshipping (Another Gary couple! Yes...I was totally won over by this shipping! xD Especially how its portrayed in the story Roomy by Kidagakosh, which is BTW, a must-read! (http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/5013450/1/Roomy) Probably the only manga shipping im aware of, but its adorable nonetheless! Cute couples and shameless promotion of a story all in one! Huzzah! x3)

Kenny/Dawn AKA Penguinshipping (Yes, Penguinshippers, i DO support this one! It doesnt take a genius to figure out Kenny has SOME sort of feelings for Dawn. The question is: Does Dawn like him back?? Dun dun dun!!! BTW, if this ever happens on the show, or in the off-chance Dawn is ever invited to travel with Kenny, -wink wink- I'd be totally okay with it! xD)

Ruby/Sapphire AKA Franticshipping (NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR HOENNSHIPPING!! These are the manga characters, NOT the ones from the anime. May belongs to Drew anyway! xD Sorry Brendan! But yeah...totally adorable canon-manga couple. They're just SO CUTE and compliment each other very well! :D)

Tracey/Daisy AKA Handymanshipping (Woo hoo! Someone for cute little Tracey! I love this couple! I think they'd make an adorable canon couple! Tracey with his super-sweet persona and Daisy with her...Daisyness. Plus, they've already been on a date or two. THAT IS LEGIT!! xDD)

Jessie/James AKA Rocketshipping (Awwww, how could you possibly not like these two?? They are meant to be!)

Dawn/Paul AKA Ikarishipping (I actually dont see a lot of chemistry between them on the show, but i love the fanfics on this site for these two! ^^ The fan art and stories are actually better than the couple itself. xD)

Black/White AKA ChessShipping (Yes, they're the characters from the Black/White video game that hasnt even been released yet. Yes, i fell for them thanks to the fan-art. And yes, I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!! ^_^)

Avatar:

Kataang AKA Katara/Aang (What can i say? It's an obvious, lovable classic! I pretty much fangirled over the series finale towards the end. :D Aang's crush on Katara was so cute!)

Zutara AKA Zuko/Katara (YES. I kinda like this couple. Sue me! I like the darkness and the slight hints between them. Its very adorable in a sort of love/hate way. Or maybe it's just because i want Zuko for myself...? xDD)

Sokka/Suki (Not sure what the couple name is, but i love it! ^^)

Sokka/Princess Yue (Wow, i'm very open with Avatar couples! I guess i like this one cause of the sadness of the Princess sacrificing herself to save the moon. Tragic romance, ahh, classic!)

Least Fave Couples?

Hamtaro:

Boss/Bijou (Sorry B/B fans!)

Stan/Pashmina (I like them both, just NOT together!)

Nurse Ham or Flora/Stan

Hamtaro/Pashmina (No thank you...)

Stan/Bijou (I dont like them, but i dont hate them. Thanks to CN, and her brilliant stories, she's helped me see them in a different way! xD)

Sparkle/Hamtaro (I actually kinda like this one, in a sick and twisted sort of way! xD)

Pokemon:

Ash/May AKA Advanceshipping (Uhh, NO. This shipping has pissed me off from day one!! As if I was pissed enough that they replaced Misty with May. I HATED this girl when she first debuted, and it took a while before she started to grow on me. I'll swallow my pride to admit that they may LOOK cute together in fan pictures, but other than that, all I see their relationship as that of a big brother and a little sister.)

Ash/Dawn AKA Pearlshipping (This is one of the couples that make me go, "Really? Reeaally?" First the whole world pairs him with Misty, then May, now Dawn?! What makes her any different? I dont even have to watch the DP series to know that these two will NOT work out! I'll give 'em brownie points for the friendliness, but thats as far as it's going. And since when are high-fives romantic? Answer me that, please!)

Tracey/Misty AKA Orangeshipping (No no no no no!! Again with the Pearlshipping theory, NO chemistry! They're better off as friends!)

Drew/Any other girl that isn't May (It's ridiculous to match Drew with any other girl--or guy(I DON'T DISCRIMINATE! xD)! It's not like he gives roses to every one of his rivals.)

I'll add more later, since i'm actually not that hateful of other shippings. Everyone's got their own opinions on couples--but still--its fun to sit back and watch shippers argue with each other. xDD

Oh, and for the record, i DO read the occasional yaoi/yuri story. My fave couples so far are May/Dawn(SapphirePearlshipping), Dawn/Zoey(Appealshipping) and Ash/Drew(Respectshipping) from Pokemon and Stan/Jingle from Hamtaro. Tee hee, it really depends on the story though. If it really captures my attention, i'll read it. After all who doesnt love a good gay/lesbian sleepover! xDD

MY STORIES!!(And some personal feedback from Yours Truly!)~~

~(Hamtaro)Childhood Friends: This was my first story ever! The Ham Hams meet Crystal. And she has a secret. A long time ago when she was a child, she met a young boy. His name was Stan... (Personally, when i look back at this story, i realize how bad it really was. xDD)

~(Hamtaro)Party for Two!: Sequel to "Childhood Friends." After discovering Stan and Crystal's secret past, the gang plan a secret party for them. But according to Murphy's Law, anything than can go wrong, WILL go wrong! Follow Hamtaro, Bijou and the gang as they go through the craziest of all adventures! (I remember how much fun this was for me to write! One of my most successful stories since so far, it has the most reviews. I also thought it had its "WTF was i thinking?" moments, but i got a laugh out of some of my old jokes. xD)

~(Hamtaro)She's Not My Girlfriend!: Sparkle starts spreading lies that Hamtaro is her boyfriend. When Bijou finds out, she's crushed. But Hamtaro secretly has feelings for Bijou! Will they be together in the end? (My first Hamijou story. I also loved writing this one, it was my first real story with curses and violence. xD This one became popular as well, despite how short it was)

~(Hamtaro)A Walk Down Memory Lane: There's a blackout on New Year's Eve and a big chance the power won't turn back on by midnight. So Hamutaro decides to go back on 2005 to pass the time...One shot. (My first of many one/shots. It was also the only time i experimented with Hamtaro's Japanese names.)

~(Hamtaro)Half Asleep: The boy slowly propped himself up and felt his lips. He stared out the still wet window, wondering if what he heard was real or in his imagination. After all, he had only been half asleep. Stan/Crystal one shot. (Squee! This one is perhaps my personal favorite that i've ever written! =D I never get tired of re-reading it whenever i'm bored. It always makes me smile! x3)

~(Hamtaro)The Ribbon on Aisle Four: Sandy's got a gymnast competition in a couple of hours. There's just one thing she's missing: Her Ribbon. Sandy/Maxwell one shot. (My first Sandy/Max story. I can't remember where the inspiration for this one came from, the story itself came out of nowhere. I had a lot of fun writing this one!)

~(Hamtaro)Shadow: All her life, Penelope has been overshadowed by her pretty, popular and perfect older sister, Pashmina. Now, all she wants is her own life. Cappy/Penelope. (One of my...unfinished stories. =/ I really liked the plot i came up with because it was so different, but somewhere along the line, i lost the inspiration to keep writing. One of my major regrets is never finishing this)

~(Hamtaro)My Super Sweet 15 Parts I and II: Crystal is turning 15 and is planning a 'Quinceanera'. And she couldnt be more excited! But with the Ham-Hams' constant teasing, her weird feelings for her best friend, and her loud-ass cousin Nikki, there's bound to be chaos. Stan/Crystal two shot. (My first two/shot that was based--loosely--off of my own Quinceanera. It was also the first time i added special-guest OCs from my fellow writers. I had a blast writing this one, i thought it came out hysterically random! xD)

~(Hamtaro)Too Little, Too Late: Crystal is devestated after she discovers her so called perfect boyfriend cheated on her. Can one person help her cope with her heartbreak? Stan/Crystal and minor Hamtaro/Bijou. Song- Too Little, Too Late by JoJo. (--shudders-- My first songfic. I thought it was kind of cheesy IMHO, when i looked back at it, with the rain scene and the lyrics written in italics. But the reviewers thought otherwise. xD One of my sadder stories.)

~(Hamtaro)Hamtaro: Spring Break-Up!: It's spring break time! So Crystal invites the Ham Hams to her beach house in Hawaii. But what happens when their two weeks of paradise turn into fourteen days of warfare? Inspired by Zoey 101: Spring Break Up. (Ringa made an OC guest appearance in this one. :) Another story that lost its spark. However, when i look back at it, it makes me want to delete this and start all over again with a new spring break plot. Hmm...that actually doesnt sound so bad.)

~(Hamtaro)No Boiz Allowd!: Hmm! Lately, the Ham Ham girls have been nothing BUT confusing to the boys. But when Crystal holds a super secret girls only sleepover, they plan to crash it. BIG mistake...! (Oh yeah!! The "Chick-fic!" xDD I felt like i was 13 again with the awkwardness of just hitting puberty and what-not. Also, i had a BLAST writing the boys. They were so stupid and perverted, it was hilarious! xD I may actually go back to this one since i loved it so much!)

~(Hamtaro)Sapphire Gems: Bijou is the new girl and she's positive she's going to hate America. That is, until she meets her new friends, goes to awesome new hangouts and meets her first possible crush. Part one of Hamtaro/Bijou two shot. (My second two/shot. This was one of those, "The inspiration came out of nowhere and i HAD to write this!" stories. This was where my more "mature" writing skills came out. Compare it to 'Childhood Friends' and 'Party for Two' and you'll see what i mean. xD)

~(Hamtaro)Emerald Jewels: Bijou is having trouble on her first day of eighth grade. Especially with mean girl, Sparkle. When Hamtaro comes to her rescue, can Sandy, Stan, Pashmina and Crystal expect something new? Sequel to "Sapphire Gems" and Part two of Hamtaro/Bijou two shot. (This two shot was the one Celestial Night reviewed which is why i'm so proud of it! I loved writing Sparkle, she's the bad girl that i cant help but love! =D)

~(Hamtaro)I Don't Like Your Girlham!: Stan has finally gotten a girlfriend! But how will the Ham Hams react? How will Crystal and Sandy take the news? And is this girl REALLY as charming as she looks? Stan/Flora, Stan/Crystal. Romantic comedy. Rating will go up later on. (I actually DO want to continue with this one since its gonna be kinda short anyway! It's one of my more recent ones that i forgot about for a while dedicated to all the Flora haters on this site--i'm such a bitch. My favorite quote from this one HAS to be from the first chapter: "Oh God...Snoozer died!" LMAO! xDD)

~(Hamtaro)That Princess In The Tower: My comeback story! She felt like that princess in the tower. The one that was trapped by the dragon and being forced to stay in her room. That's not how a girl was supposed to feel on her wedding day... Stan/Crystal. Rated T/M for F bombs. (Its my comeback story for a reason. After all, i WAS gone from FF for like, 2 years. However, i feel like it was too long and it just dragged out. FUN FACT: this story alone had 16,000 words. 'Party for Two' which was 14 chapters long, had around 37,000 words. That means this was almost half the length of my 14-chapter story! I'm thinking of splitting it in two, although i dont think it'll make much of a difference. Man i'm harsh on myself! =/)

~(Hamtaro)Just Call Me Cupid: There were many reasons she hated Valentine’s Day, and the two biggest ones were standing right in front of her. For the umpteenth time that day, she felt her heart sink... Late V-Day one shot. One-sided Stan/Crystal, Stan/Pashmina. (The inspiration for this one actually came from a drawing i made of Stan giving Pashy a Valentine's gift while Crystal watched with a fake smile and tears in her eyes. I liked this one and i thought it came out a helluva lot better than 'Princess.' It was also a little sad since i didnt give my reviewers the happy ending they were hoping for. xD)

~(Pokemon)When One Door Closes: May is left stunned when she loses her chance at a huge opportunity. And just when she's hit rock-bottom, another surprise pulls her back up. Contestshipping May/Drew. (GAH! My first non-Hamtaro story! I wanted to debut in Pokemon with an impressive story, and i think i got what i wanted. xD So far, the Pokemon section has been very sweet and friendly. The number of people who faved it were actually more than the number of reviews itself, but thats okay! Thanks to the sweet words, i definitely plan on coming back with more May/Drew fluffiness! HUZZAH!! =D)

~(Pokemon)Distant: He chose to keep his distance, watching her from afar. Even though it slowly killed him from the inside. Sad Contestshipping, implied Advanceshipping. (My second Pokemon story. I think the emotion behind it came from my own mixed feelings about the AG series. As a huge fan of Drew, it was bittersweet that while the many hints made me fall in love with Contestshipping, Drew himself didn't make that many appearances on the show. I worked on this one for a about a week and I think it came out pretty decent. One of the sadder stories i've written.)

~(Hetalia: Axis Powers)From England, With Love: "H-Hey America...about that chocolate you wanted, I-" "HUH? What about chocolate?" Last year hadn't gone so smooth for England. But this time he's not gonna blow it. Then again it's not like he CARES or something! Right? (My first Hetalia story that i'm really fond and proud of! ^^ I was inspired by all of the LJ Sweethearts Week stories sprouting like bunnies all over the site and thought, "Eh! Why not??" XD I won't lie, i was disappointed that it had like, 30 faves, and only 4 reviews. Like, really people? Really?? You're all writers, I know you're not that lazy. -.- Not to sound mean, but shit like that is a bit of a pet peeve of mine. Even a half-ass review like, "Cool story bro" or "Yawn, that bored me." would do! But i'll save THAT rant for another day! I loved how this one turned out. My biggest concern was how i wrote out their characters, but it seems to have been fine. I loved how this one came out and i deff plan on writing more USUK! :D)

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