"Ugh... Oh my fuck.."

America smiled lightly as he tilted his head back into the sofa, groaning as he pushed the hot burger a little tighter around himself, his fist bringing it up and down over hs skin. He didn't know why he didn't do this sooner! It felt so good!

He clenched his teeth tightly, letting out a soft moan as he slowly leaned forward, hips buckling and thrusting more into the meat. He liked eating burgers, he loved fucking them.. Holy.. Fuck~!

With a few more thrusts, he was finished. He slowly opened one eye, laughing lightly in embarrassment as he set the burger back into the cardboard box it came in, the burger king symbol making him snicker. "Better go clean up.." He mumbled to himself with a sigh, pushing himself up from the couch and stepped off.

Five minutes later he stepped back into the living room, blinking in shock at who he saw sitting in his sofa, eating that burger.. His jaw almost hit the floor, his skin paling, then turning the lightest shade of pink before he started to snicker lightly.

England looked over for a moment when he came in, surprised to see him. "Sorry I took this, I'm starved from my trip here." He said, taking another bite and some mustard and ... white... sauce... dripped down from the corner of his lip. "This is good, did you add some new sauce?" He asked curiously, wiping up the small mess he made with his finger and sucked it up, smiling lightly as he swallowed.

America stared for a moment, his lips soon curling into a smirk as he stepped into the room and sat down beside the other, putting a hand on his shoulder and laughed, a small, apologetic look coming over his face.

"Well, I tried new seasoning.. um.. extra ketchup... ugh.. And," He smirked lightly, gripping the others shoulder. "I came in there."

"Wot..?"

Alfred smirked at the look on the others face as his chewing slowed, his green eyes turning to the burger. "You.. Came.. In it..?" England asked slowly, watching as America nodded and he instantly spat everything out, throwing the burger down and rushed out of the room, the sound of the other hurling sounding through the house.

"Heh~"