Hey guys, long time, no see! I've been busy and all that, but I have inspiration! School is done! So...wh00t! I can work on stories now. Some people have been sending in some great suggestions, and I thank you all for that! And some have been even sending in their own commercial spoofs! I'm afraid I can't put them in my fic, as this fic doesn't belong to them, but I do have a humor section on my Hamtaro website (Hamtaro Mountain) that I'd be more than happy to put them on!
You can send me a meesage and I'll put them on the website and I'll give you the link to it. They can still be viewed, no problem. I can't advertise my site in my fanfic, but if you go to my profile, you can view my site there and many others can as well and they an read you spoofs too! So don't delay! Send in your spoofs today!
Disclaimer: I don't own Tag, Kumon, or Hamtaro.
Alright, here's chapter 11. Here we go! This is especially for you, Kelly!
Kumon Commerical(For those of you who don't know, Kumon learning centre is a program very similar to Sylvan, and has almost equally annoying advertising commercials.)
Panda is seen playing a few notes on the piano and he hits a flat note.
Panda: Whoops!
Panda begins to strike the notes again and he begins to play the almighty annoying 'Kumon commercial' song.
Advertising voice: Kumon is a program to help those who struggle in reading, writing, and math. We know that like playing the piano, it takes practice to become perfect, an-
Panda hits wrong chord on piano.
Panda: Crap! Uuuh...can we do that again?
Panda starts the song again.
Avertising voice: (takes deep breath) Kumon is a program to help those who struggle in reading, writing, and math. We know that like playing the piano, it takes practice to become perfect, and like baseball, we review material over again until the child develops the skill to do well.
Hamtaro is seen, holding a baseball bat. The ball comes speeding towards him. He swings the bat, but misses.
Hamtaro: Oh-no! I missed! Can I try that again please?
Advertsing voice: ...and like baseball, we review material over again until the child develops the skill to do well.
Hamtaro is standing there picking his nose as the ball comes speeding towards him. It hits him hard in the head, knocking him on the ground and knocking him out cold.
Advertising: We give children a test to put the struggling child in the level that they belong in.
Pashmina is seen, writing a reading test, when her pencil snaps
Pashmina: Aw, crap! Hey! Can I have another pencil over here?
Advertising Voice: We have trained adults to help every step of the way.
Maxwell is seen looking over Cappy as Cappy is doing a math worksheet.
Cappy drops pencil and screams.
Cappy: Oww! Hand cramp!
Advertising voice: Whether it's playing the piano...
Panda is playing the piano, with sweat dripping down his face and a look of sheer determination to not mess up the song again.
Advertising voice: or playing baseball...
Hamtaro is seen, still lying on the field, unconcious.
Advertising voice: practicing and hard work is the key. We give children who struggle in certain subjects in school the skills and the confidence they need.
Panda messes up the song again.
Panda: Aw, dammit I suck! I can't do it!
Panda begins to cry.
Advertising Voice: Kumon. The confidence to do better in school, the confidence to do better in life.
Panda smashes the piano with his hammer.
Panda: You've failed me piano! Just like I've failed at life!
And now for one of those disturbing 'Tag' men's deodorant commercials.
TagMaxwell is seen in the supermarket as he takes a bottle of "Tag" deodorant , and sprays some on himself.
Sandy is in the next isle and sees him through a gap in the shelf and smells the Tag deodorant.
Maxwell puts back the deodorant, only to have Sandy grab onto his arm. Maxwell, confused, tries to pull away, and ends up knocking over a bunch of Tag deodorant. He runs down the isle and Bijou then rushes towards him. Bijou leaps at him and Maxwell jumps away from her, but then Sparkle lunges at him, knocking him over. Pepper, Pashmina, and many other various female hamsters run over and jump on top of Maxwell.
Advertising Voice: WARNING! 'Tag' is not responsible for masses of crazy girls glomping and lunging at the user of this 'Tag' product. And blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah!
Maxwell: Uuuhh...hi?
(Girl hamsters giggle)
Maxwell: Ok girls, time to get off me.
Pepper: But we love you!
Sandy: I love you the most, Maxy!
Sparkle: Be my man! Err...I mean, ham!
Bijou: Oui oui!
Maxwell: No really! Get off! I need to get going!
Girl hamsters: Oh Maxy!
Maxwell: Help!
The female hamsters just continue to giggle and hug him more.
Maxwell: I don't want to have to do this but…
Maxwell takes out the can of 'Tag' deodorant, and holds it up.
Maxwell: Be gone, demons!
Maxwell sprays the bottle of deodorant into the girls' eyes.
Bijou: Eeek! My eyes! My beautiful eyes!
Pepper: It burns!
The girls are screaming and crying, rolling all over the floor in agony as Maxwell makes his escape from the super market, knocking over a large stacked pile of canned soup in the process.
"Tag" deodorant! Considered yourself warned.
Well, that was weird...send in your reviews and your ideas if you have any! I'll see if I can do them! And remember, you can send in your own spoofs too! Bye-Q!