By: i-luv-kitkats
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Disclaimer: I don't own Hamtaro or it's characters. --
Hi, i-luv-kitkats here. I just want to say one thing:
I JUST LUUUUUUV KITKATS!
a doorknob is thrown at i-luv-kitkats head. Get on with the story!
Okay, on with the story! Sheesh…
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Chapter 1- Food Fight!"I AM SOOOOO HUNGRY!" Hamtaro cried, throwing up his arms dramatically. He hit his head on the table.
"Oui, me too." Bijou added.
"I heard June say once that humans have 'Take Away Food'." Pashmina piped up. "Maybe we should try some!"
Hamtaro jumped up. "YES! AND I WILL DO ALL I CAN TO GET SOME! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HAAAAAAAAA!"
A cream pie hits Hamtaro's face from no-where.
Hamtaro looked in the direction it was thrown. Cappy stood there.
Cappy whistled innocently.
Hamtaro grabbed a carrot cake and threw it at him.
Cappy looked at his 'used-to-be-green-but-is-now-orange-cap'. "THIS MEANS WAR!" He yelled. He grabbed an apple and threw it at Hamtaro.
Hamtaro ducked and it hit Boss instead.
Boss went ballistic and started throwing millions of sunflour seeds everywhere.
Naturally, Oxnard tried jumping and eating them until one hit him in the eye. He screamed and ran around. "CALL THE HAM-DOCTOR! I'VE GONE BLIND!"
Bijou gasped. "Boss how could you!" And threw a celery stick at him.
Boss caught it and threw it at Dexter.
"Hey!" Dexter shouted. He grabbed a basket full of nuts and threw them on the ground.
Howdy skidded on them and hit the wall. "Dexter!" He yelled. He grabbed a cannon and shoved millions and millions of 'Diamonds of Sugar' things in it. He fired and it hit:
A vase, the table, the slide, all the chairs, Penelope, the basket that takes you to the other side of the clubhouse, Maxwell, A picture of all of the Ham-hams together, Jingle's spare guitar, Boss' bed, Sandy… ect.
The Ham-hams advanced on Howdy. "HOW-DYYY!"
Howdy gulped. "Heh-heh… No hard feelings y'all…"
They keep moving at him with their hands out in an 'im-soooo-going-to-strangle-you' way.
"Uh… Good-bye!" Howdy zipped out of the clubhouse before you could say:
'THISSTORYISBROUGHTTOYOUBYTHENEWBUBBLEGUMFOR HAMSTERSCALLEDBUBBLEHAMHAVEYOURHAMSTERTURNINTOABUBBLEANDSHINYHAMTOOTHPASTEPACKWHICHINCLUDESA SHINYHAMTOOTHBRUSH,TOOTHPASTE,FLOSS,GARGLEAND TEEHSHINER…BUYITNOW…BUYITNOW!'
"Now that's out of the way…" Bijou sighed.
Hamtaro jumped up and down. "I wanna pick first! We should first go to…"
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HAHAHAHAHA! CLIFFY! I AM EVIL! Stay tuned to the story and find out where they go first!
Luv ya!
i-luv-kitkats