Author has written 9 stories for One Piece, Karakuridôji Ultimo/機巧童子ULTIMO, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.
About Me: I'm Hetalia!
Age: 22
English and fly as fuck.
I'm a girl *insert round of applause here*
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: white blond\chocolate brown
Occupation: College Student
Job: Student Mentor
Orientation: I'm straight just gotta love the yaoi
I'm Tumblr http:///
Other stuff
I have a YouTube channel NiwaEngland, I had over a 100 subers on my last account. Like my stories? try my amvs! Hetalia USUK Audio Drama (most popuplar) Sasunaru, ect
I'm a deviant O.O art that is, I have an account if anyone is interested (higly doubtful). My user name is LuffyDLover and my art is under anime/manga.
Story Updates
Dear God DON'T ASK!
Mind Of An Error Update Status
- Cleaning up grammar in all chapters...at some point in this lifetime.
- Chapter 9 (ummm...in progress)
Seducing Ultimo
Chapter 3 (...a working progress)
Others...
A monkey stole my computer, is that believable enough?
General stuff
Check the flag I'm British, that's right. English, you lucky people. If you like Hetalia feel free to picture Arthur Kirkland and drool. Or laugh if you're American at the pun UK(e) screaming hell yeah with a chainsaw or something. We really do drink tea alot, enjoy fighting endlessly with the French and anyone else for that matter. As far as I can tell our cooking is fine, you guys over exaggerate, we do not make Italian's cry over our food, we chase them away pirate style beforehand.
About Me
I can be a lot of things but I suppose I'm rather sarcastic but don't worry I balance it out with my charming wit and sophistication. I'm vertically challenged...like Ed in FMA and often get mistaken for being younger than I really am. Dear Edward understands my pain but do not mock me for I have a samurai sword and a key blade in my possession and I will use them for destruction. I look kinda like Edward from FMA as well but lets not go into that...I'll get depressed.
I'm an only child (it's not that great), I only have a few family members (3) the rest live in Scotland. Yes I'm Scottish by blood and no I'm not currently wearing a kilt or drinking heavily...maybe later. Despite being a little tsundere I'm actually very nice. No, really I am!
Favorite Quotes
- Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
- They may take our lives but they'll never take our freedom!
- Kids without families always grow up selfish -- that and lonely
- The reason I can pursue something with no fear is because I'm afraid to go without it
- Turn sadness into kindness and uniqueness into strength
- Whatever it is I didn't do it ! (most frequently used)
- It is my nature. Would you love me if I was anything but what I am?
- My love is "pigs might fly!" - because I'll get eaten by him
- The world used to be a bigger place - World's still the same, there's just less in it
- Everyone seems normal until you get to know them
- Looks like someone's been playing fetch with the ugly stick
-Why do you have to spoil everything? We have fun, don't we? I taught you to fly and to fight. What more could there be?
-I'm sure stuttering idiot is most attractive
-Gay ppl like to hibernate in caves, I saw it on the discovery channel (Joey that's bats!)...bats gay ppl same thing.
- Are you trying to tell me that Yugi and I are destined to play cards game with each other for eternity?, (yes) best destiny ever!
-And finally, akun aku akn un, how do you pronounce this?, akuna...hakuna matata?, look I'm just going to call you Bob.
-WERE A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW TO BE ADOPTING PANDA BEARS AL!
-If you have a love life, it's as bad as Twilight.
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
-This time next year, we'll be millionaires!
-Your as mad as a fucking hatter!
-I can slay my own dragon, I can dream my own dream
-SOMEONE TURN OFF THAT FUCKING SONG!
-Other people don't know my secrets, but I know theirs
-Even though I had parents, I felt lonely!
-Facebook, where you find out your friends are truly stupid (it's mine and it's true)
-That was an amazing killing spree...BY THE OTHER TEAM!
-Why, in the name of all that's sane and English?
-Katami Wakachita Yagadanse (everything will be okay)
-"You'd be down before you could say 'oops'."
-Are you kidding? There are dogs that are better people than me.
-I would rather put a campfire out with my face
-The sun never sets on the British Empire...because God doesn't trust us in the dark
-It's not the dead that haunt me, it's the living
-Will is not a coat that you hang in the closet then pick it up when you're ready to wear it.
-I wish once... just once, I could do the right thing on purpose.
-Don't be sorry your darkness is gone. I'll carry if for you - always. I'll keep it with mine.
-They make it look so easy, connecting with another human being. It’s like no one told them it’s the hardest thing in the world.
-You don't get depressed - You just find some mindless drone and waste the night away.
-Ah, six thousand miles to tell me what a bastard I am.
-I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES!
-I realised that I was a normal person.
-Sometimes I think delinquents are people...who still have hope that things can still get better if they just put an SOS sign.
-You're not the first person I ever went out with, but you are my first love.
-Who are you!?! Phantom Of The Opera?
-I grew fond of the idiot. Sue me.
-High school. A small world onto itself, combining all the warmest elements of a federal work camp with those of a third world poultry farm. It’s a miracle I graduated without killing anyone.
- Most people don’t have two rolls of duct tape, eighty yards of plastic sheeting and a surgical saw in their trunk.
-Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time.
-Leave the hurt behind.
-The guy's obviously never seen my mother, a lovely woman but you wouldn't ride her into battle though.
-Believe me. I would love to be one of those people who’s all: “We loved, thank you. You enriched my life. Now, go, prosper.”
But I’m much more: ”We didn’t work out, you need to not exist.”
Inspiration
I wanna be like Shuichi Shindou.
To love and live with passion.
To be pink and not care.
To want to die and laugh instead.
To just do whatever the hell I want.
To be able to get on a stage in front of millions.
To go against my God.
To completely defy everything but myself.
But most of all, I wanna have the courage.
To follow my dream childishly.
Fuck the pressure and expectations.
Forget everyone and thing else around me.
Yes people I want to hum, my own song, my own way!
Funny test results :-D
You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to others manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.http://
What Katekyo Hitman Reborn character are you
You are...Tsuna! You're a bit shy and you don't like things to go different then planed or get crazy. You're a creature of habit and therefore to not like change very much, but happily you adjust quickly once you've accepted things. You tend to be careless and don't like to haveresponsibilitiesbut you'll do what you need to when push comes to shove. You're very protective of your friends and in turn they are of you. You're very kind and thoughtful. How cute!
Which Fullmetal Alchemist character are you?
You Scored as Ed
You are Edward Elric, the FullMetal Alchemist. You love your gifts and what you do, but hate it when you're told what to do with your talents, especially if it goes against your principles. You're passionate, forgiving (at times), and above all, determined to persue your dreams.
How To Make New friends- by me ChibiXII in a moment of boredom
Start conversations about your problematic sex life.
Cry.
Pat you pockets worriedly saying "shit, I lost my tarantula AGAIN!."
Sigh boredly then turn to someone and say "blood is so pretty isn't it?."
Smile, laugh, then stare.
Cough then apologize saying "don't worry you can't catch it unless we have disappointing sex!."
Tell people the colour of your under where even though no one asked.
Lean over and whisper "I'm a superhero, would you like to see my pants?."
Offer people a bit of your drink, if they accept scream "INDIRECT KISS!."
Wink at anyone who dares make eye contact.
Sniff people occasionally.
But into a group and whisper "I can see dead people...all around us!."
Pull a stake out of your bag and ask "you know that show Buffy the vampire slayer?, well I'm Buffy guess who you are!."
Walk up to the weird person and say "when you snap and kill remember to avoid me cause I have candy."
Make sex noises.
Hum.
Wave at strangers.
Rub you for head as if physic and say "Ok who's thinking about porn, I'm trying to concentrate people!."
Ask a person of the opposite sex "where do babies come from?" loudly.
In a test/examination scream, stand up and shout "WHAT THE FUCK IS MY NAME!."
If someone opens a door for you drop, grab their knees sobbing saying "please don't make me!."
Turn sharply and point at the people behind you screaming "NO POOH BEAR I WILL NOT GET YOU ANYMORE HONEY!."
If someone smiles at you scream "RAPE!" then run away.
Introduce your imaginary friends and say "I think Mr Huggles like you!."
Lean over to a member of the opposite sex and whisper "I know about the gay porn."
Find someone taller than yourself, smile sweetly then say "YOU.ARE.THE.FIRST.TO.GO."
Spaz out like there's a bee on you even though there isn't.
Show off your mad ninja skills.
In a crowd shout out "hey you... no, not you... you, over there...yes you, do you like tacos?."
Shout "SNOW BALL FIGHT!" then throw a chair.
Dare people to poke you, if they do bite them and say "ha ha I got you!."
If you go school/College/Uni go into a classroom and pretend to be the teacher.
Grab your head and whisper "oh GOD the voices are back!."
Ask people if they would like to see your puppy.
Lean in excitedly and say "LETS GO ON A TREASURE HUNT!."
Whisper into someones ear saying "I know where you live, you look so cute when your sleeping!."
Show people the length of you tongue.
Pucker up to kiss when some looks in your direction.
Dance to imaginary music.
Stare at people then turn away when they look whistling an innocent tune.
Nudge people and whisper "so many bodies such little time!."
Tell people your willing to do anything and have no morals, as your last tragically deceased friend knew to well.
Stand in a crowd and scream "STOP UNDRESSING ME WITH YOUR EYES!."
Sit on peoples laps and act like nothing happened.
Make animal nosies then point to someone else shrugging when people look.
Lean into someones personal space and just smile.
Sneak up behind someone and breath heavily on their neck.
Launch yourself into a mighty glomp, hugging a stranger shouting "I FINALLY FOUND YOU MY LOVE!."
Tell people that squirrels are evil master minds and will rule over man kind in the near future.
Tell someone they have something on their face and offer to lick it off for them.
In a conversation stare at the sky like you see a UFO.
Offer your detective services to everyone in the area.
Loudly announce personal things about yourself.
If someone offers you anything say "no thanks I only drink blood."
When you introduce yourself smile and say "you seem familiar, have I stalked you before?."
--No clue who this belongs 2 but I love it.
You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when...
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Germaaaannnnyyyyy!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru."
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, Francis, etc, is forever linked to Hetalia.
30. When questions on your history test involve two nations and invasion, you can't quite think straight after that. Get it, straight? =D
31. What do you mean, Japan and China aren't actually so friendly with each other they stay at each other's houses, drink tea, tell stories, and act all cuddly?! THIS DEFIES HETALIA LOGIC.
It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.
Original List Written by "Tesina Gela Gardner"
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Narutoafter the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes:yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what urmom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD
...Someones been reading my diary!...or my thoughts! -gasp-
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Do these things in an elevator:
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit balls at the ceiling.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Blow your nose on your sleeve.
Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
Bring a chair along.
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).
Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
Call out, "Group hug!" and enforce it.
Call the psychic hotlinefrom you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.
Clutch your stomach and gasp.
Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.
Collect an elevator tax.
Count down from 100,000 out loud.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball!
Dress as a clergy member of the opposite sex.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That’s mine!"
Eat jello through a straw.
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.
Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Greet everyone with a smile and a handshake, then ignore them.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you.
Have a picnic in the elevator.
Have a seizure.
Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how’s your day been?"
Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Hug yourself.
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
Hum the theme to Jeopardy
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
If anyone brushes against you, whisper to them "was it good for you too?"
Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories of your native island.
Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
Lean against the button panel.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
Leave a box between the doors.
Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the passengers, etc.)
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Make farm noises.
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Make sure the emergency phone is working.
Meow occasionally.
Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Mumble autisticallyabout the possibilities of elevator accidents.
Offer a bite of your fresh tangerine to everyone coming on board.
Offer hitman services.
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
Open a lemonade stand.
Perform the Hamlet soliloquy. When a new passenger enters, start over again.
Pick your nose.
Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.
Play dead.
Play patty--cake with the door.
Play the harmonica.
Pour water on the front of your trousers, so it looks like you have wet yourself, tell everyone who comes in to the elevator, that you had a little accident.
Pray to Budda.
Preach about the end of the world.
Pretend to be dead and lie on the elevator floor.
Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Read a book upside down.
Recite poetry in monotone.
Request for people to watch you River dance.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in."
Scratch yourself.
Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Shadow box.
Shave.
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Sing: "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve's, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and it goes like this!" to the tune of "camp town lady"...pause...repeat...continually.
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You’re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce "I’ve got new socks on!"
Start a sing-along.
Start reciting "Green Eggs and Ham" and ask people what comes next.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
Tap dance.
Tell everyone about the hidden rooftop penthouse belonging to the mob.
Tell everyone about your love life.
Tell people you can see their aura.
Tell the passengers not to worry. The bomb won't go off for at least another two minutes.
Throw a party in the vator!
Try to purchase an article of clothing from the person next to you.
Untie one shoe, then tie the other. Repeat.
Walk in circles. Change directions when you hit a passenger.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Wear a basketball jersey. Show everyone your armpit. Works best if you get a good workout and don't use deodorant.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Wear a Santa suit...in June.
Wear a ski mask and carry an axe.
Wear complete SCUBA gear, then offer your buddy hose to the other passengers
When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"
When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, "It’s okay, don’t panic, they’ll open again."
When the doors close pretend you arm got caught in it.
When the doors open, pretend you did it with your mind.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
When the elevator reaches another passenger’s floor, scream and collapse in front of the door.
When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
Whistle the first seven notes of "It’s a Small World" incessantly.
ChibiXII
