Clumsy Psychopath
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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

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Age: 21

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Personal Thoughts:

Harem Never really read a harem story that didn't lead to sex. I hate it, I came here to read a good alternate ending. I didn't come here for lemons. Can you please tone it down? Now, I'm not saying that harems are all bad. If done correctly they can be a compelling read, "correctly" being the keyword.


Pairings Almost all the canon story I've read is written for teenagers, and frankly, it sickens me when I see one of those soul-bound, love at first sight type fics. Please, for the love all that is holy, stop doing it. Pairings if done, should be taken slow. Relationships aren't meant to be perfect. Couples fight, they break-up, they come together again. All I'm asking is to keep things realistic.


AU My favorite, I didn't come here to reread the story. Be creative and come up with something new.


SI I love these, but again, you gotta keep things realistic. Please do not overpower yourself. No one likes a Mary Sue.


Swearing I'll be honest, swearing may look cool while you type out your story, but it reduces the overall quality of your fiction. Stop doing it.


Stories

The Twisted Kunai

My first original story.

It's not abandoned, I promise. I'll come back to it as soon as I finish my other stories. I've the whole timeline planned out and the story ready to be typed.

Lord of Cliches

My terrible attempt at humor.

I would update the chapters if I get an epiphany.

Each chapter would be a complete story. It’s basically a compilation of one-shots.

Cripple

Just a plot I've been thinking of for some time.

Of Sealing and Jinchūriki

Many of you might disagree with this fic and point out the fact it is "illogical" of the villagers to hate a kid. I get you, believe me... I totally do. But do understand that when it comes to emotions, logic doesn't stand much of a chance.

I wrote this ONESHOT as an attempt to understand how the villagers might feel from an emotional point of view.

Slytherin's Syndicate

A test to see if I’m worthy of my pen-name, Clumsy Psychopath.

Tired of all the goody-two-shoes MC, I present to you guys a story where the main character is utterly selfish and unrepentant. I thought of using an OC instead of Harry, but then used our favorite MC anyway. Warning: It might trigger you. This one contains some dark and twisted plots. It's meant only for mature audiences.

Nobility

Redefining AU. Sit back and let me amaze you.


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Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,101 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 3,966 - Follows: 4,344 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
The Mind Arts by Wu Gang reviews
What is more terrifying? A wizard who can kick down your door or a wizard who can look at you and know your every thought? Harry's journey into the mind arts begins with a bout of accidental magic and he practices it and hungers for the feelings it brings. [Major Canon Divergences beginning Third Year.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 207,727 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 6,615 - Follows: 8,248 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Daphne G., Gellert G.
The Black Parade by TalkingElephant reviews
I died a simple man and was reborn a sickly child. I definitely did not mean to become a serial killer; or worse, the most hunted man in Fire Country. (In which a child is born with imagination so strong it leaks into reality. Eldritch.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,092 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 3/24/2017 - Sasuke U., OC, Shinju
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 403,245 - Reviews: 6711 - Favs: 10,291 - Follows: 10,454 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
A Precise Note by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
A year before the supposed fated meeting with the Symbol of Peace, Midoriya Izuku unlocks his quirk and discovers that the world is vastly different when one is deemed gifted. With an ability that grants absolute precision in all of one's endeavors, the lines of right and wrong slowly start to blur.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,014 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 1/29 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., 1-A Students
Relentless Hearts Burn Metal by Rain Reid reviews
I don't know if this world is real or not, but I do know that no one truly wants to die, everyone wants to live for another day. No matter the despair, hardship or hopelessness. So what do you do? You kick, claw, bite and fight for your life with all you have! Destroy all obstacles to your continued existence, even if it means ending your heroes. Suvive, thrive. Become Bane DC SI
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 3/8
Sign here for ANBU by Zabzab reviews
When a mere boy can outprank and outrun an entire village of shinobi, it speaks volume about his talent, no matter what his detractors would say. Dragon, ANBU commander of Konohagakure no Sato, understands that well and decides ANBU is the place for Naruto. AU-Ish, ANBU!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 176,515 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 4,679 - Follows: 5,882 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Naruto U., Hana I., Yugao U., Yamato
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 397,008 - Reviews: 2618 - Favs: 4,915 - Follows: 4,918 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Hurricane Suite by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 189,969 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 6,042 - Follows: 6,055 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Diablerie by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Tom Riddle, 15 years old, in the middle of the London Blitz suddenly finds himself in a future with no allies, resources, information, and everyone he knows treats him with enough restraint to not murder him on the spot. It takes a lot to truly ruin a human being, to rot them so thoroughly even fruit flies avoid the stench. Tom doesn't want this bullshit, he doesn't want to die
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 181,002 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/19/2019 - Published: 11/21/2018 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
An Eye for an Eye by Sage Thrasher reviews
Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,224 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 3,086 - Updated: 11/30/2019 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Nawaki S., OC
DC - Remastered Edition by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
A young man from earth is reborn into the DC universe with the powers of the gamer. Except, the circumstances of his reincarnation, are less than satisfactory. Dark Fic. DarkGamer!Fic. Eventual Antagonistic!Gamer.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 148,762 - Reviews: 3817 - Favs: 6,647 - Follows: 7,555 - Updated: 11/19/2019 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Barbara Gordon/Batgirl/Oracle, OC, Selina K./Catwoman
I Am Lord Voldemort? by Spectralroses reviews
A genre savvy but ignorant of canon OC insert into Voldemort right after the murder of James Potter. Greed replacing pride at the helm of a terrorist group just might change the course of history. After all, the magical world is full of potential waiting to be exploited. (Inspired by The Evil Overlord List and 48 Laws of Power.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 288,745 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 10/2/2019 - Published: 6/24/2018 - [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.] Lily Evans P., Albus D.
The Twisted Kunai by Clumsy Psychopath reviews
"You are a shinobi, not a samurai. So better start acting like one." these were the words that changed my life. With lies and deceit as tools of the trade, would I be able to surpass those, that came before me? AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,739 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Naruto U.
Worthy of Magic by Sage Ra reviews
A tale of a twisted Harry's view on Magic and his journey. ABANDONED. Up for Adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 180,646 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 1/14/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Force Without Balance by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
An edgy hardcore Skyrim Player completes what he believes to be an amazing feat in game, only to wake up the following morning realizing that he had become far more intimate with his character than he ever dreamed of being. Now, if only someone could explain why he was in Japan, and why floating words from the game appeared at the most inopportune moments. DarkFic. Semi-Gamer Fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,685 - Reviews: 2610 - Favs: 4,399 - Follows: 5,177 - Updated: 7/9/2019 - Published: 8/17/2018 - Raynare, OC, Azazel
Bright Orange by Thephantomprince reviews
I was never much like Naruto Uzumaki. Where he was reckless, I was cautious. Where he was loud, I was quiet. Where he was a hero, I was...decidedly not. So what cosmic entity thought it would be a wise idea to pluck me up and put me in Naruto Uzumaki's body? Self-Insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,566 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Naruto U.
The New God of Earth by Bakkughan reviews
A Marvel fan wakes up in... the DCEU! Oh, this won't end well... this won't end well for anyone at all...
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,505 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 6/4/2019 - Published: 2/2/2019
What it takes to be Hokage by Solara Myles reviews
Naruto has always wanted to be the Hokage but does he really understand what it means to wear the Hokage's hat? Who better to teach him than the First Hokage himself! Only, he's not the Hokage yet, he hasn't even built Konoha . . . or discovered his Wood Style. Gen fic. Madara:Naruto:Hashirama.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 217,072 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 2,485 - Updated: 5/28/2019 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
ANBU's Mascot by theriku260 reviews
After signing a contract to work for the Hokage till he's "older than dirt", Naruto is drafted into ANBU. Or so he thinks. Join him as he completes "missions" in the black ops in exchange for training, including his most challenging one yet: protecting one Sasuke Uchiha at school...and wait, Iruka's a traitor? And Pein is over ruled?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,020 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 5/15/2019 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sai, Shin - Complete
Deicide by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
Deicide. n. Deicide is the killing (or the killer) of a god. The concept may be used for any act of killing a god, including a life-death-rebirth deity who is killed and then resurrected. A man from earth makes a deal with a god in exchange for a second life. It does not go as expected. SI. Dark Fic. No, really. Probably the darkest thing I've written - and that's saying something.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,054 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 2/27/2019 - Published: 5/24/2018 - Erza S., Angel/Sorano A., OC
In Zod We Trust by PoolHero reviews
Come witness my rise to godhood, my legend. As I tear through obstacles, and bring down gods from their high places making them kneel before me. As I raze the very heavens, as I take my fate into my very own hands! DCEU transmigration reincarnation fic. Pseudo SI as Kryptonian.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,227 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 2/9/2019 - Published: 10/29/2018
The Black Prince by cxjenious reviews
He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,771 - Reviews: 3149 - Favs: 8,870 - Follows: 10,044 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 3/7/2015
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 3,383 - Follows: 3,395 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu - Complete
Son of Gato by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
An edgy teenager pretending to be a psychopath pretending to be an edgier teenager pretending to be a bigger psychopath, is reincarnated into the world of Naruto with the powers of the Gamer. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,088 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 3,580 - Follows: 4,041 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 1/9/2018 - Haku, Kimimaro K., OC
A Fallen God by Hostiel reviews
When Loki fell from the Bifrost he was expecting the cool embrace of oblivion, not to become a spirit and then be ripped apart and forced into the mind of a six-year-old named Harry Potter. With no physical form, he must keep the boy alive if he seeks to keep existing, and everyone knows that the best way to ensure continued survival is to simply become greater than everyone else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,718 - Reviews: 2834 - Favs: 6,545 - Follows: 7,587 - Updated: 12/13/2018 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Loki
A Measure of Darkness by CoolyCakeCove reviews
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep." Reincarnation!OC, Uchiha!OC, semi SI-OC ((HIATUS))
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,851 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Itachi U., Fugaku U., OC
Asunder by Ziltoid reviews
In a world where Itachi truly wiped out every last Uchiha, Zetsu is at a loss for what to do: after all his schemes to resurrect Kaguya, he suddenly lost his most useful minions. Drastic measures were needed to acquire Uzumaki Naruto. Starts shortly after the Tsunade retrieval arc. Rated M for future romance, language, and bloodshed. Mokuton!Naruto. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 263,017 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 9/26/2018 - Published: 7/7/2016 - [Naruto U., Aijsai] Zetsu - Complete
Yet, mad I am not by Erisah Mae reviews
...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,908 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., Shisui U. - Complete
Missing Nin Village! by Galleons 'n'Gold reviews
As evolution runs its course leaving behind a ravaged earth, Harry Potter- The Master of Death restarts the evolution cycle. The resultant species are a lot different but in many ways the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,392 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Harry P., Itachi U., Orochimaru, Akatsuki
Roll the Dice on Fate by Jackercracks reviews
What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,351 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 3,403 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Gai M., OC
Creation by Eilyfe reviews
Nature is rising against its own, and the elder toad of Mount Myōboku has a vision of three parts: a boy, a book, a sprouting tree. In Konoha, far away from all that trouble, Naruto plans his next coup to learn more about the history of his clan—not knowing that soon he's going to learn more about the creation of the world than he's ever planned to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,573 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Naruto U.
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,182 - Reviews: 3012 - Favs: 4,950 - Follows: 4,142 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fool me Twice by Surarrin reviews
In retrospect, I had a pretty good life—had being the operative word. In the span of a day my parents had left on a year long cruise, and I'd been visited in my dream by a crazy looking guy with a huge nose who told me I was going to be killed! I'm starting to wonder if maybe that wouldn't have been so bad after all. Still, there were some perks—or so I'd been told.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 116,125 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 6/23/2017 - H. Issei
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 6,195 - Follows: 5,380 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Passageways by jerrway69 reviews
Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 277,162 - Reviews: 5339 - Favs: 8,257 - Follows: 8,933 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,394 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 4,562 - Follows: 5,223 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
I opened my eyes and the world wasn't there by thesecretsix reviews
"Life is a game, Yusei, and I'm going to teach you how to win." "But Shikaku-sensei, isn't that what you said about war this morning? And didn't you say 'every conversation is a battle to be won' just yesterday? I think I'm noticing a theme." SI OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,483 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Shikaku N., OC
Slithering Darkness by AriesOrion reviews
Tom Riddle had unlimited potential, only tempered and twisted by his crippling fear of death. Luckily this wasn't his story anymore and subsequently the future writes itself anew. After all in this life where strength equaled survival, and weakness equaled death – failure was no option. Antagonistic!SI, SI as Tom Riddle
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,775 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Tom R. Jr., OC, Orion B., Abraxas M.
A World Full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 140,657 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 5,917 - Follows: 6,166 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., OC
Transcending by Snapers reviews
After defeating his brother Indra, Ashura, the youngest son of Hagoromo Otsutsuki, tries to stop Zetsu before he can wreak havoc on the world. He failed. And in a twist of fate, the heir to the six paths is thrown into the future... right into the mind of a young Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,296 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Ashura Ō.
I Know Not, and I Cannot Know--Yet I Live and I Love by billowsandsmoke reviews
Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,487 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 300 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Sunlight on Seawater by Tartarun reviews
The story in which nobody, including Naruto, is sure if he is a man or a monster. Maybe more people should have paid attention to the fact the Death God laid the seal on Naruto's stomach. A different Naruto, a different Team 7, a different world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,313 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Rabbit Queen by Snapers reviews
Kaguya expected to be sealed for another eternity when she was defeated. Not transported to the past and turned into a child. And somehow she ends up in some backwater village called 'Konoha'... trapped with the one things she hates the most: humans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,893 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Kaguya Ō.
A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 285,578 - Reviews: 4617 - Favs: 7,231 - Follows: 6,509 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A./Makoto Y.
Black Coat by Hermione Prime reviews
Seized by Voldemort at the end of his fifth year, in the Department of Mysteries, Harry was transformed into a cat and sent tumbling through time. Armed with nothing except teeth and claws, Harry has to handle the threat posed by Tom Riddle and his teenage followers. He intends to stop the genius young Dark Lord and sabotage him at every turn...in the form of a cat. Sounds simple?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,918 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 2,115 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 4,104 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Bringer of Peace by hyvnn reviews
He gave them peace, but they craved war. He gave them knowledge, and they used it to kill. He gave them understanding, and they corrupted it. This war-torn, shinobi world was not his legacy. The Child of Prophecy was born. And the Rikudo Sennin was back. It is time to change the world, again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,238 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Naruto U., Neji H., Itachi U.
The Blurring Lines by GaleSynch reviews
AU: Switching bodies with a mini-psychopath gave me a reason to be insane, at the very least; surviving in the world of the shinobi required insanity and heartlessness that Uchiha Miyo possessed in spades. [Self-Insert, Male OC as Sasuke's younger brother]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,137 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Sasuke U., OC
Magnate by Halt.CPM reviews
Voldemort's mastery of dark power was unrivaled in history. Grindelwald's legendary charisma came a hairsbreadth from bringing Europe to its knees. "Now, which one will it be for you, Mr. Potter?" Massive AU, Durmstrang Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,964 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Voldemort, Fleur D.
So an Uzumaki Delves Into a Scroll by Drindrak reviews
Why was Uchiha Madara not amused, Senju Hashirama happy, and Senju Tobirama confused? Because a 12 year old Naruto learned the Edo Tensei. Crack fic. Lots of OOC, but it has its serious moments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 34,337 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 6,073 - Follows: 6,865 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 7,188 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3131 - Favs: 20,393 - Follows: 7,890 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cloaked Death by Dinner reviews
To die and move on; it was what the Master of Death wanted more than anything. But not every victory ends with the victor getting what he wants. For Harry died, and he had moved on. But not to the realm of the dead. No, he ended up in the womb of a certain Uchiha. This is a story about how most plans seem to backfire. A story about sacrifice and love in more ways than one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 251,701 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 2,752 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P.
Naruto Sensei by Free Range Snallygaster reviews
Sasuke was not really happy with his team. The shy Hyuuga, and the laziest person he'd ever known where not people he'd have picked. But he never expected how a blue-eyed, blond-haired, and newly minted jonin would transform them all into a true team. A journey in a dangerous world, and a fight to get out from the shadow of his brother, the Godaime Hokage Itachi Uchiha. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,680 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Amorality by Sage Thrasher reviews
This world is absolutely perfect for a psychopath like me. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 474 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Genma S., OC - Complete
Steel Will by Snapers reviews
After being sealed for the third time, the Kyuubi is loosing hope in being free... in a moment of desperation he decides to pull an Orochimaru and 'tweak' Naruto's DNA. Unlocking something with potential to surpass the famed Wood Release of the first Hokage... "As a blacksmith uses heat to temper steel, so should a trial by fire strengthen one's will." Steel Release.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,199 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Naruto U.
Dawn's Sage by Panory Bro reviews
The toads raise Naruto to replace Minato as their summoner. Trained as a sage, Naruto will strike out to find his fellow jinchuriki. Just not in the way you would expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,148 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 4,327 - Follows: 4,727 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Introverted by Shadenight123 reviews
Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 442,070 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort by Kevin3 reviews
A tale of illusion and deception - what better bedtime story could a magician tell his son than when he managed to pull one over on the entire wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3203 - Favs: 8,072 - Follows: 8,706 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Malachite Gift by Lazov reviews
Hadrian Potter, the boy-who-was-orphaned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,353 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 189 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Becoming by SensiblyTainted reviews
How much of what you are depends on your environment? If everything changed, who would you become? Harry Potter is about to find out. If it would save everything he loved, could he become a Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 189,905 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Concessions by Systatic reviews
Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 5,250 - Follows: 5,854 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Grand Emperor by Darth Malleus reviews
Once the nine of them were considered gods, Nine Great Lords of Hueco Mindo. Then they vanished without a trace. Reality became legend, legend became myth and even their names were lost to history. Then Aizen had to go and awaken the strongest of them.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,881 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,274 - Follows: 4,067 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Lords of Magic I by Taure reviews
Massively AU. Assume nothing. Harry Potter is born into a very different world than the one in canon. A world where the Greats of history walk among mere men. A world where power is all that matters, and young Harry Potter is a commodity desired by many.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,856 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
My Idol by greywizard-dumblemort reviews
No one really realises how much the person you idolize can shape what you become in future. He looked up to the sky and admired the stars- but stars would never suffice, he wanted the sky. Look upon greatness and covet, young shinobi. Powerful!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,084 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Naruto U.
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4902 - Favs: 5,887 - Follows: 4,245 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2653 - Favs: 5,799 - Follows: 5,489 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Skitterleap by enembee reviews
Fifty years ago, Grindelwald won the duel that shaped the world. In a land overwhelmed by darkness, a hero emerges: a young wizard with the power, influence and opportunity to restore the light. Harry Potter, caught up in a deadly game of cat and mouse, must decide what he truly believes. Does this world deserve redemption? Or, more importantly, does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,165 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
A Clock on the Face of Hell by IdSayWhyNot reviews
Fate was sealed that night. I was to live and fight, to breathe and conquer. The night I died and lived England celebrated the end of the nightmare that had yet to begin and praised the baby they would later fear and hate. I am Harry Potter. I am legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,514 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., F. Flitwick
More Than Equal by greywizard-dumblemort reviews
One should always be careful when dealing with prophecy.... None could guess the consequences of premature action and needless haste in dealing with the prophecy. Dark!Powerful!Self-serving!Cruel Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,373 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Harry P.
Hallows and Pathos by Perspicacity reviews
A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 168 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Time of No Return by hakanamu reviews
With nothing to gain but everything to lose, Minato risked a last-minute addition to the Shiki Fuuin. He succeeded in wiping Kyuubi from the past, only to discover he had also invalidated his own future…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,377 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Every Boy Should Have A Dog by Rhapsody Belle reviews
James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Rise of the Jinchuuriki by Beboots reviews
After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,695 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 3,560 - Follows: 3,136 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 4,418 - Follows: 3,802 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 734 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
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Nobility reviews
"I will always love you," the exact moment a blinding white light encompassed the older sharingan user, in another world a grey-eyed child took his first breath.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 10/28/2019 - Voldemort, Neville L., Arcturus B., Itachi U.
Cripple reviews
A chance of fate; A nick too deep and the future is isn't what it's supposed to be anymore. A world where the incarnations of Asura and Indra finally found peace.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/27/2019 - Published: 3/22/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Slytherin's Syndicate reviews
Grindelwald destroyed half of Europe in his quest for power. Voldemort killed and destroyed thousands for a chance to rule the world. History has witnessed witches and wizards who had stopped at nothing to fulfill their ambitions. But true evil had yet to be given a face.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,242 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 5/22/2019 - Harry P., Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Gellert G. - Complete
The Twisted Kunai reviews
"You are a shinobi, not a samurai. So better start acting like one." these were the words that changed my life. With lies and deceit as tools of the trade, would I be able to surpass those, that came before me? AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,739 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Naruto U.
Pater familias reviews
In which Harry is in love with money and Voldemort is confused. ONESHOT. Humor/Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/7/2019 - Published: 7/15/2019 - Harry P., Voldemort, Griphook - Complete
Lord of clichés reviews
The world of fanfiction is filled with so many clichés. This is my attempt at oneshots where Harry would defeat Lord Voldemort one cliché at a time. Each chapter would be a complete story in itself and further chapters would be added each time I get a new idea. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2019 - Published: 4/21/2019
Of Sealing and Jinchūriki reviews
Naruto's childhood was nothing to be jealous of. The villagers loathed his very existence. They hated his guts and would have loved nothing more than to see him banished. Indeed, they were the most despicable of men, but can you blame them? ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2019 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete