"You," Sakura snarled with bared teeth. Sasuke gagged for air, clutching at her forearm, but she only pressed harder into him. Her green eyes crackled, and she wished she could burn him alive with the heat of her anger. — SasuSaku

It was not enough being the hero. He was the queen's champion, a knight of the highest order; nothing was out of his reach but for his greatest desire. No, in order to win the heart of the queen he had to be devious. Post Twilight Princess, Zelink. Villainous prequel.

Zelda and Link have saved the land of Hyrule. They're rebuilding, with new Champions, fighting to make their home safe again. But they could use some help. Meanwhile, Eddard Stark has no idea where the Shrine in his backyard came from.

He was a delinquent, constantly on the verge of expulsion. She was the teachers' favorite, top of her class. One day they met, without knowing - or intending to know each other. He thought she was a stuck-up snob. She thought he wasn't worth her time. But one day he wrapped his scarf around her – and it was then when they realized that maybe, they were deeply in love. Eremika AU.

Harry sees something highly inappropriate while in the Prefects' Bathroom in fourth year. Also, Professor Severus Snape pities Harry, for the first (and last) time in his life. Mild Pottertalia. FrUk. Mild yaoi alert. Now cross-posted to AO3.

It's an open secret that there are a lot of things that never make it into SHIELD's official post-mission reports. Dean Winchester is one of them.

The TARDIS has crash-landed in Night Vale, but will it ever leave again? The Doctor and Rose must race against time—for whatever that's worth in a place like this—to figure out what is slowly killing it. Meanwhile, Cecil is absolutely beside himself, as Carlos has suddenly gone missing.

Link gets distracted by Sheik on the battlefield. A part of tumblr's Zelink Month 2018.

The violent murder of Queen Zelda devastates Hyrule; terrorizing its citizens and bringing its Hero to despair. But is Zelda dead? Post TP Zelink Rated T for Blood and Language

Harry is finding life at the Dursley's suffocating until he meets the new boy down the street. Little does he know, his new muggle friend isn't as magic-less as he seems. no pairings. Ryou centric. Full Summary inside.

So Sirius is in Hyrule. What now? Nothing sane, of course. SEQUEL to Harry Potter and the Champion of Hyrule.

Their lives after Calamity weren't easy, but they were making it work. But disaster strikes when monsters pour through an old weakness between worlds, and the Master Sword is the only thing that can stop them. Only, when Link goes to combat this new threat, he winds up somewhere he should never have been. Harry could never have guessed what his fifth year would bring.

On the devastated streets of Manhattan, Steve Rogers sees a foreigner who bears a likeness to a man he distinctly remembers from seventy years ago. And an argument that somewhat changes his perception of the world. Post-Avengers. slight Captain America: The First Avengers AU. /No America/

In the vast sand wastes of the desert, an orange ship lies smoking in a crater of its own making. Five young people stumble out of it. This is a story about them—and then, dear listeners, it is a story about us.

"There was little to do on his long shifts at the museum, but he was happy to look at her and let himself craft stories about her life and his life and how one day they would intertwine in the most elegant way. Often times it felt like fate." Link spends a summer working at a museum, Zelda is the mysterious girl who is always there. Zelink Modern AU Oneshot BOTW-ish

In which a camp of Bokoblins receives an unexpected but fascinating visitor. Mild ZeLink. Rated T for language.

Fury didn't like unknowns. He didn't like mysteries. He definitely didn't like unpredictability. Therefore, nothing was more guaranteed to ruin his day than a situation involving Alfred F. Jones. Otherwise, known as the human embodiment of the United States of America. (on indefinite HIATUS)

Cat like costume? Check. Blonde hair in an abnormal style? Check. A penchant for bad jokes? Check. It's official: Chat Noir was totally ripping off Odd's style!

A collection of Zelink one-shots taking place during various Zelda games. *Previously "Her Voice"* *"Her Voice" is still included in this*

LONGSHOT "Somehow I pushed it away, only remembering the part about becoming Queen when I turned twenty-two." Zelda closed her eyes and inhaled deeply. "My spoiled rotten, bully of a younger cousin decided to remind me of what I had forgotten until yesterday." Link sat still, his eyes focused on the downward gaze of the Princess of Hyrule. "So you want me to marry you?" TP Zelink

Harry really wasn't quite sure what to think of Dumbledore's new security measures. He got the general idea but he didn't really see the added benefit this supposed elite guard offered. They were all rather...strange. One-shot turned drabble series. Slightly implied SasuSaku. ANBU!team7

"What the hell?" Jean repeated, sounding even more incredulous. A few girls sniggered at his expression, and Connie shrugged. "Dunno…I remember Eren saying something about lack of sleep, but I don't see how that explains anything…" Strongly hinted EreMika, primarily from Armin's perspective. One-shot for now, may become a two-shot.

Ed and Al need a break from the humunculi so they take on a mission from Colonel Mustang. They have to chase a serial killer that leaves no body, no blood, no evidence that he had killed someone! Can Ed catch this grim reaper wanna be?

He saved the kingdom from the twilight. He accepted the Princess' marriage proposal. He held her heart so utterly that at times it took her breath away. But one evening, he vanishes from the castle with nothing but a note as goodbye. In the rain, she goes to find him. Post-TP Zelink. Happy birthday Kelly!

Oneshot. AU. Zelink. "No one will deny that you did your job diligently and honourably, which is exactly why we are trying to make this entire event look good. The last thing we want is for people to start sniffing around about why one of the Queen's most familiar guards has been replaced."

A simple mission. Seriously it was just a C-rank to spend some time watching a restaurant at night for a few days. Why couldn't it stay so simple?

Zelda's personal rule of thumb was that at whatever time a store said they closed, they actually closed half an hour before that; and the only people who didn't observe that rule were people who have never worked in retail themselves. But for a customer as… well, sexy, as this man was… Oh yeah, she could make an exception. AU, Link x Zelda, Zelink, Oneshot.

Mike checks the back room like Phone Guy asked. What he finds…is something that has to be seen to be believed.

Hetalia/Hogwarts X-over England decides to teach at Hogwarts to keep an eye on the Boy Who Lived. But the Trio become suspicious of their new professor... Can England keep his status as a country a secret? And what does Voldemort want with him? (SEQUEL POSTED)

The case is now at a standstill due to the 13-day rule. It is during that time that L receives a call from his parents. The task force quickly learns that they are quite the unusual pair. Non-slash, no gender bend. Continued in "Quite an Unusual Family" fanfic.

It can be amazing how time and circumstance turn enemies into newfound friends... especially when those same enemies were trying to kill you not one month ago. A series of shorts featuring Mike Schmidt as he tries to make the most of the graveyard shift by making four unexpected new friends.

Heard around Hyrule: "I heard that Princess Zelda was going to marry the leader of the shadows so she could be the Queen of the shadows and the light." "Well, I heard she fought the Hero of Twilight himself because she didn't want him to save Hyrule!" There is always little truth in every lie. Post TP, AU, ZELINK.

SebastianXGrell fanfic. Its only short but I did anjoy writing this. This is for the Fan-Grells competition: A fanfic of Grell chasing Sebby. Link for competition:

Torn from everything she held dear when Ganondorf seizes her kingdom, Zelda must find a way to survive while Hyrule crumbles around her. Growing up on the run, under the reign of a vicious tyrant, she has no choice but to fight back while the Hero of Time slumbers. (Contains Zelda as Sheik and small amounts of Zelink.)

She was raised to be the perfect princess, and he makes her question all of it. A Zelink one-shot set in the general LoZ universe / AU

Link always found himself so flustered around Sheik. Navi's teasing about this silly 'crush' business wasn't helping either. And when his shadow gets up and starts walking around, laughing at him and flirting with Sheik, things get more hectic! Zelda's disguise seemed to have worked -Dark Link is trying his best to help keep the secret under wraps... All the while teasing the Hero.

After a fight with his friends, an indignant Ron Weasley abandons his search for horcruxes and storms off into the forest whereupon he comes into contact with a very strange muggle boy in a suit of armor . . . "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."

Everyone had the words of their soulmate tattooed on their body and strived to hear them someday. But Ludwig found it hard to believe in the existence of a soulmate for him. He could not think of even one situation where he would impress someone enough to get the response his tattoo predicted: 'I love you'. (Soulmate AU, Germany x North Italy, Gerita)

(ZeLink Week Day 4: "Comfort") OCARINA OF TIME/MAJORA'S MASK SPOILERS! "Let's play good guys and bad guys. Are you ready? You're the bad guy. And when you're bad, you just run." Zelda is the only one who can calm Link down when he has another flashback and the screaming starts.

Short one-shot (?) of Dirk and Jake, betting something for a matching Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff tattoo.

After a horrible mistake, the once popular, talkative Link returns to school mute and with a heavy burden weighing him down. With his inability to communicate and consuming guilt, Link's life has taken a turn for the worse, so now would be a good time for a girl with a severe mental illness to help fix all that. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. Zelink AU. Rated T for adult themes and language.

One thousand years. That's how much time had passed since the imprisonment of Hyrule. That's how long they lived in ignorance. Then the journals of a long deceased princess and an unknown boy from the forest surface, shining light on a time that was lost. This is their story. 50 drabbles of the Hero of Time and Zelda/Sheik. Zelink.

A stranger shows up at Misa's house one day and declares her to be the wife of his master, Eru Ryuuzaki. Problem is, Misa's never met a Eru Ryuuzaki before in her life. Realizing it's all a ploy created by her nemesis, she steps into the world of matronhood to drag L out and to get his true name as soon as possible. However, things don't always go the way they are planned. AU.

A mysterious letter is sent to our seven nations - a letter from Russia, strangely requesting them to arrive at his sudden party. With suspicions rising, the nations reluctantly agree to go. However, what dangers await them upon arrival, and how long will they last? Rated T: certain language, suggestive themes, mild/moderate violence

Mike Schmidt really shouldn't have returned during the day. Animatronics can bite off more than just frontal lobes.

En route to Ganon's Castle, the heroes of Hyrule Warriors sit down to enjoy some stories about each other before the big battle. HW, mild ZeLink hints. Takes place in between Enduring Resolve and Liberation of the Triforce. Rating is T just to give myself some writing room, may be lowered if T seems unnecessary. Read and Review!

(AU Sasusaku) Sakura Haruno is a prisoner. As the war occurs around her, she is trapped in a camp with no freedom, oblivious to what is happening outside. He decides she's trouble and forces her to see him every night. Death and hatred are all she knows now. "Nobody can love you, you fucking piece of shit. You are mine! Only mine!" He screamed in rage.

Mike isn't obsessed, nor is he crazy. It's just a nice phone, okay?

Sometimes you don't have to know a person to fall in love with them. Sometimes you only have to hear their voice to succumb to your deepest feelings. (Phone Guy x Girl) Oneshot- Unrequited love thing. I suggest you put on your cliche-proof glasses before you read this. Anyway, try to enjoy the story. :D

Mike thought he understood everything going on at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, but, really, he has no idea. He never thought the animatronics might actually be capable of feelings, let alone have one of them actually…love him. Enough to turn him into one of them, perhaps? /Takes place in an AU where the children aren't in the suits and the animatronics are sentient.

He eyes the thin shivering form of a pale long haired boy dressed in a ragged pair of breaches, and he carefully notes at the many tiny, round intricate tattoos that vaguely remind him of seals. "We found him this way, Kazekage."

There's always a place for a new security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Mostly because the previous ones don't stay very long. However, it is Phone Guy's task now to help out rookies on their first night. What he doesn't know yet is that with them, animatronics will become a secondary problem. As always, Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for injury/dismemberment.

Matthew knows there are two kinds of night shifts at a grocery store. Or, "im a cashier and i saw you stuffing you pants full of potatoes and i would stop you but you already have 27 and i want to see how many you can fit"au.

Folkvar, a wandering adventurer/sell sword Nord, finds a fourteen-year-old boy, Link, in the dungeons of a bandits' hideout. Not knowing what to do with the malnourished youth, he decides to take him to the orphanage in Riften. Folkvar isn't counting on getting attached to the curious young teen. Now, they must work together to save Skyrim.

AU [SasuSaku] "His voice was low and calm and it did those crazy things to her body again. What was it, audio viagra for women or something?" Sakura had to be careful not to let him affect her so. Former crush or not. College was going to be hard enough without thinking about the ever-indifferent and condescending raven-haired Uchiha.

Vincent is a child who loves to play the piano and have fun. Unfortunately, he suffers from Multiple Personality Disorder, and his other self isn't as nice as he is. Trapped between truth and insanity, can he make it through the horrors of his life? This is based of the Second Chance AU and Rebornica's AU, and is not related to my other fics. Enjoy! P.S. ScottxVincent forever!

A longtime employee of Fazbear Entertainment recounts his story of the nightmarish events plaguing the restaurant. (Rated T, because it's FNAF)

This is the humorous version of what was most likely a horrifying experience. (A silly one shot I wrote about PG's death)

There's no way Sebastian will be able to get anything done if Grell keeps flirting with him, so the butler can't help but resort to drastic measures. Ciel is not amused by what he hears. Series of random semi-crack oneshots. Rated T for dirty thoughts.

He always suspected he would die by the animatronics hands...that's why he had finally decided to quit.  Too bad the animatronics had to find out.  Unfortunately for him, death won't be the end of his time at Freddy Fazbear's.

A short one-shot of L and Light's first night being handcuffed together.

Warning: The following contains strong language and playful jabs at a cool video game. It is not recommended to those who cannot take a joke. Reader discretion is advised.

With Mike staring death in the face, he remembered something phone guy said: Play dead.

Pizza Baron is no more, Trout's behind bars. Everything is back to normal. But when a scandalous article brings up another location, Mike and the animatronics discover what came before Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Contains FNaF 2, but AU in terms of fitting it. Rated T for "when you're older" language. PG-13. Warnings now placed before gore.

Sora, Donald and Goofy travel to Hyrule and find that Heartless are the least of the world's problems. They team up with Link to fight Heartless and save Hyrule. Set Post KH2, in the middle of OOT. Finished, but Extra Goodies incoming!

It's Valentine's day, 1889, and Elizabeth is sitting in her home, lonely. Ciel is sitting in his office, lonely. Will either of these idiots take a hint? Oneshot for V-day, Ciel/Lizzy, of course.

AU. Modern. Zelink. As Zelda Harkinian stalked off down the sidewalk with murderous intentions, she had no idea that her life had just been forever changed.

St. Valentine's Day is a treasured date for a certain red-haired grim reaper. Grell can only hope that someday, somehow, it might become just as special for Sebastian. One-Shot.

The day that Undertaker discovered...the Oreo cookie.

Sebastian was determined to return The Reaper to health. No matter, The Reaper was so uncharacteristically quiet. No matter, he didn't call him by cumbersome pet names or squeal at the sight of him. No matter, because what kind of a Butler would he be if he couldn't fufil a simple task from his Master? SebastianxGrell, mentions of CielxLizzy, UndertakerxGrell if you squint

Light is stuck on a plane with the utterly embarrassing L, who only seems to be doing it on purpose. If weird looks, lust for cake and L's annoying attitude isn't bad enough, Light doesn't know what is. Oh wait, handcuffs with a missing key are pretty bad too. Crackish, and may be continued if you readers like it enough!

'Hey, I know what you could do,' gasped Naruto. 'Cook a huge bowl of ramen for her and put a ring in it. She'll find it after she finishes the whole thing.' Sasuke stared at him. 'No,' he deadpanned. 'The proposal is supposed to be for Sakura, not you. Dobe.' Post 699, pre 700. SasuSaku. Mild NaruHina and SaiIno. Team 7 friendship. Sequel to Return & Reciprocate.

"Grell, what are you holding?" She looks up at him and even though she's soaking anyway from the rain, he can tell she's crying a little too. "It's," she pauses, "it's a baby." Alternately titled 'The Terribly Written Sebagrell Family AU No One Asked For'

They were here. They were married, too young, and not one hundred percent sure where they stood with the other. But they were here, so they'd make it work. Little tidbits of Ciel and Lizzy's first year of marriage. (Warning: Fluff.)

...and Action! Shooting chapter 699. SasuSaku. A.U.

Several years after the events of Majora's Mask, Link is wandering the land, looking for adventure. He gets his wish when he's unceremoniously thrown into an alternate dimension, one where yet another evil sorcerer needs to be dealt with. Now, using the arsenal he acquired in Termina, Link's out to take Voldemort down, if only for the thrill of it.

An ordinary morning in the Phantomhive household goes haywire when Ciel grows a wisdom tooth. His toothache leads to a ban on all his favorite desserts, and Ciel must resort to manipulation and trickery to sate his sugary desires... No yaoi.

All Lizzy wanted for her birthday was some quality time with Ciel and a kiss. Was that too much to ask for? Also featuring Matchmaking!Sebastian and a closet. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CIEL! Even though it's Lizzy's birthday in this story. One-Shot!

Stripping a salmon is easy. All you do is keep the fish still and apply pressure to just the right place. The sperm just comes right out. If only Sollux had known this sooner rather than later. (Red/black/? Erisol. Highschoolstuck. Pretty damn NSFW.)

Professor Michaelis wrestles with that funny feeling in his chest whenever Professor Sutcliff is around.

Link thought he had put Hyrule, a painful past, and fantasies of an impossible future behind him when he joined the Order of Din - a notorious international organization of assassins originally founded in Hyrule. But the young assassin is beckoned home when trouble brews - big trouble involving the Princess, the kingdom, and potentially, the world. Modern AU. Zelink. SheikxLink.

Mike visits the Phone Guy in the hospital who actually lived, amazingly enough. A simple conversation ensues between the two employees of the infamous pizza place its name need not mentioned.

"May I get you something more to drink?" His voice was smooth and his words were annunciated; but it didn't sound forced. If Grell had to give a metaphor for the man's voice, she'd say it were like hearing the sight of wine being poured. A millionaire and a butler aren't exactly a common couple, and they know that. they just don't care. Modern Human!AU.

The Phone Guy worked at Freddy's long enough to retire. Oneshot.

In which Ciel realizes too late that he should have been more specific in his instructions, and Sebastian becomes one devil of an annoyance. One-shot, post-Season Two. Humor, swears, a bit of OOC, etc.

For some reason, Mello posts a rant online and suddenly, everyone wants advice! Matt sets up a website and for unknown reasons Light stumbles across it. Things get real. Stuff hits the fan. Drama occurs.

"But Bassy! I've come by for a reason," she sits on the edge of the counter and clasps her hands under her chin, "I need you to help me learn my lines!" Sebastian turns around so quickly he actually does knock the teacups off the counter, and almost doesn't catch them before they hit the ground. "I beg your pardon?"

The kids from Whammy's get to go on a trip to an amusement park. Matt gets Near and Mello to go on a roller coaster with him. They don't know what they are getting into.

Short AU story for Dave :-)

White Rabbit is running late once again, only to be stopped by none other than Cheshire Cat. (Grell x Sebastian) (Kuroshitsuji [Black Butler]). Picture done by me!

The feeble Burnett butler, Grell, has always had a hard time hiding his true feelings for the rather sexy Phantomhive butler, Sebastian. But is it just too hard a task? Will his true feelings be revealed in his weakness to remain quiet about his identity? (Grell x Sebastian) (Kuroshitsuji [Black Butler]- One-shot) Cover photo drawn by ME!

Being a hero is more than just about beating the bad guys. It's also about teamwork, learning your strengths and weaknesses, and allowing others to help you up when you fall. It's about small choices having big effects, and taking responsibility for your actions. Ultimately, it's about making the right choice, even when facing your worst fears.

(Presenting a joke that has most likely been made before) It was never once said that college would be easy, nor that it would be easy to form a relationship with one's roommate. But how long can two seemingly opposite boys survive in their small dorm before one of them kills the other?

Just a short one-shot of Sasuke meeting Italy

What would happen if a child had been locked inside the Pizzeria by accident? Phone Guy warned Mike that the animatronics would go after him, but he never said anything of if there was ever an endoskeleton the size of a child... And unfortunately for one little girl she's been locked in on her birthday... And things are happening.

Light has a theory, L has never been more surprised and Ryuk is finally having some fun! Takes place when L meets Light in person.

Foxy the Pirate has been out of commission since the Bite of '87, and he hasn't seen the light of day in years. Now, living in darkness, he hunts the new security-guard with a passion to kill. But then the guard does something very... strange. Something that a rule-breaking meanie would never do.

Why would anyone break into this place?

"Fuck everything, fuck your demons. You're a strong, independent woman. Hell, when I first met you," Sasuke said slowly, rubbing his thumb over her skin, "I thought you were a lunatic," To which Sakura laughed silently at this, "But fuck it—you were strong enough to be alive."—SasuSaku, AU. Oneshot.

Singers who want to learn this song can do it with this handy dandy lyric thingy.

They were coming.. Closer and closer they came.. The power running down faster than normal.. Knowing that I was going to die, I went to send my final message on my last night..

The first in my planned series of stories set two weeks after the 7th Night. The animatronics aren't out to get Mike anymore, but that still doesn't mean the end of his problems when he finds his keys to the front door missing... Rated T for big boy language.

Light's new injury provides him with the perfect opportunity to get rid of L for good. R&R. Parody.

"Do you know who and what you are, Michael?" Mike sniffled and his whole body shook, he desperately tried to move his arms but to no avail "It's me." His tears stopped and the tremors of his body ceased "I am you. You are me. I am me. You are you." Rated K plus for Golden Freddy's messed up brain. No gore involved.

There are two simple rules when taking L into public. One - never leave him alone. Two - make sure his candy supply is well stocked. Unfortunately for Light, he forgets both of these rules.

Freddy's illuminated eyes pierced through the darkness, staring directly into his own. He frantically brought his wrist watch near his face; due to the lack of light, it took him a few seconds to read the time- "Two fifty-four." Rated K plus for mildly disturbing themes. No gore involved.

Mike Schmidt was one of those kids you would always bump into in the halls. He was ordinary, and he blended in. That was, until, someone decided to take a bite. [Fan Theory Fic]

Meeting Jack Frost was interesting for Canada and Prussia, but they never expected he would crash a World Meeting.

Mike's patience and sanity are wearing thin, and in his desperation, he risks his life in a ploy to permanently stop the rampage of the animatronics. Rated T for language.

Hyrule's most precious princess was supposed to be well-behaved. She wasn't supposed to sneak out, and she most definitely wasn't supposed to go to gritty clubs. Alone. At night. / Zelink, modern AU

"My name is Touta Matsuda. Usually followed by "you idiot." Yeah, I'm probably the most underrated member of any special task force ever... the great L probably thought his cake was smarter than me. But you know what? This is my story, too. And even if nobody wants to listen, I'm going to tell it." - The Kira Case as seen through the eyes of the Village Idiot. T for mild language.

Dumbledore always uses sweets as passwords to his office, and the staff tries to figure out which one he is using now. Drabbelish and silly. Contains a couple of bad words but nothing worse. One-shot.

A mechanic doing house calls wasn't considered abnormal. Unless you were a mechanic fixing a ship from another world, of course. FMAxKH crossover

John is one of eight mecha pilots heroically protecting Earth from an alien invasion. Pretty easy on the moral choices. See evil monster from space, kill evil monster from space. Only then he actually meets one of them face to face. JohnKarkat.

The one time L wishes to sleep he finds himself fighting Light's recurring subconscious affection. Fluffy!

In order to retrieve one of the Dragon Balls from an alternate dimension, Dende opens up a portal for the Z Warriors into Hyrule. That same portal also opens up an escape route from Hell for some of Earth's most wanted tyrants. Additionally, Prince Vegeta gets an unexpected lead on the assassins who murdered his mother. Rated T for gore, mild language, etc. My first story, enjoy!

The Avengers and the countries — unknowingly on the same three-hour plane flight. Everything rapidly dwindles into chaos. One-shot.

What if Matt had been questioned instead of ruthlessly shot? (Rated T for some Swears) *oneshot

This trailer has been rated H for honest. You've been warned.

Loki arrives on Midgard, but not in the place he was aiming for... (one-shot, probably) [title likely to change]

Eren's an idiot. That's for sure. EreMika.

It had all started out like a normal day, until Eren brought certain special 'someone' home. Father!Levi. Mention of ErenxMikasa and very slight LevixMikasa

Rated H for honest Brutal Honesty Strong Sarcasm Strong Language

"We had a pool going that Link couldn't beat Ganondorf at arm wrestling. He lost, so he asked for a rematch in wastebasketball, and won, so now they're even and trying to find a way to settle the matter once and for all. We're down in the breakroom if you want to see." Zelink, Midnark. Modern AU Oneshot series.

Italy and Death the Kid are both in animes and are voiced by the same person. They don't know it though. What happens if the two dimensions were to slowly combine? Fail summary...

Rated H for honest Brutal Honesty Mature language Strong Sarcasm

Just love Screen Junkies too much so here's an honest anime trailer Rated H for honest Brutal Honesty Strong Sarcasm

After waiting for thousands of years to finally meet the only other of his kind, Ghirahim is rather delighted to finally be given the chance to speak to his opposite one day when Link is busy in the Silent Realm. It's just a shame Fi turns out to not be the best person to have a conversation with.

"A is for Amaya, a very common name. Many Sues are named this, and they're all the same..."

Of course Lovino Vargas had to have a younger brother. And of course Ludwig had to fall for him. Human/College AU

Eren discovers womanhood. Slight eremika if you turn your head sideways. Rated T for some profanity

/SasuSaku/ He hadn't told her the news. He hadn't told her he was coming home today—hadn't told her he would be able to hold her in his arms, once again, in just a few minutes. He hadn't told her anything at all. Military!AU. TWO-SHOT.

What happens when Prussia meets Black Star? Awesome. One-shot. I don't own anything.

For EreMika week. "The air around the two changed, and they both sat, foreheads together, staring at one another."

Wanting to prove Kiba wrong after calling him a scardey-cat, Naruto invites everyone to go out to the new scary movie. Even though Sakura is terrified of the thought of going to the scary movie, the mention of her crush's possible appearance is enough to convince her. Under a screen lit with terrifying images of monsters, what will happen? AU. SasuSaku. Oneshot!

This is chapter 1 of a long story I am currently making. Grell and Sebastian go to Disneyland and notice some suspicious activity. What's going to happen? I do not own any kuroshitsuji characters, and I do not own anything related to Disney.

Tumblr request-Eren is jealous when Jean tries to make a move on Mikasa. EreMika

An exotic songbird perches atop the fountainhead in the Phantomhive garden, flaunting his beautiful red wings in the hopes of attracting a soul mate. Looking on are two butlers. Grell wonders if Sebastian could ever accept the reaper's true colours. Butler!Grell/Sebastian. One-Shot.

We're all just looking for someone whose demons play well with ours. [SasuSaku] [AU] [College]

Your name is MARISU SAKURA, your Trollian handle is PerfectlyFlawless, and you are going to be Prom Queen if it's the last thing you do.

Germany finally realizes years after his first proposal what his friend Italy truly means to him and wishes to propose a second time, though what France suggests isn't something Germany can find simply, for a nation's true name is not easily found.

As he watched her dance, he was captivated. /Ghirafi/ Minor spoilers(?)

Dio sits at his favorite chair by the window, a polished wood table at his side, a crystal glass (wine, red and rich) held delicately between the fingers of one hand. In the other, he holds the skull. A souvenir? A treasure? Who can even tell the difference, sometimes. (DioxJonathon, kind of. Well, he's talking to a skull so. 650 words)

Team Seven plays cards for shots. The game changes when Naruto passes out and Sakura suggests upping the ante. Written for the SasuSaku Headcanons prompt "The Mystery: Does Sasuke wear boxers, briefs, or a fundoshi?" Post-canon SasuSaku. One-shot.

Eridan and Sollux are fighting, yet again, when Sollux accidentally grabs a hold of Eridan's scarf and it comes off showing his self inflicted scars.

Harmless JohnKat fluff. Humastuck.

Ed hear some noises coming from where he left his brother. Just a humoristic, drabbleish one-shot.

(ON HIATUS) After separating from the rest of the party, Aerith Gainsborough began heading to the City of the Ancients to stop the villainous Sephiroth on her own. But, her journey took an unexpected turn in the Sleeping Woods and she ended up in a faraway place...

Indiana Jones meets a green-clad kid in an ancient temple.

Today was the day. Germany was going to confess his love to Italy, and he was going to make it special. How will the German's plan turn out? GerIta, based on Germany's new character song. Threeshot.

The last thing Sakura Haruno felt like was going to a preppy boy band concert. But here she was, being shoved, squashed and trod on. If it wasn't bad enough that she ended up getting shoved on stage and twirled around like a ragdoll, the hottest member had to go and kiss her. Of course she slapped him. Too bad it was on national television. SasuSaku, AU, some language.

'That Honey/Darling person said that the cap was "unbecoming," and he needed a nice comb-through. Now, he was stuck with his blonde hair combed down against his head, one stubborn cowlick sticking up from the crown of his skull... But this was what was fit for a princess, right' Written for doobie-keebler on tumblr with the prompt "Oot Zelink - first date".

His sole purpose was to serve. His sole purpose was to guide the hero on his journey throughout the surface. Skyward Sword AU where Fi and Ghirahim have switched roles. Eventual friendship-type GhiraLink Warnings: violence

Sometimes even heroes need revenge. MM. Oneshot.

Russia really wasn't sure what to think. There was a silver haired, barefoot teenager standing on his path, aiming a snowball at him.

Mary and Sue are your average fangirls. They love FMA but get irritated when all they can find is yaoi fanfics. This is the story of what happens when they decide to cross into Amestris and tell Ed about fan fiction. Be prepared for yaoi bashing and fourth wall breaking.

"A-Are you... Like me?" He managed to croak out. The man only stared at him for a long time before shaking his head and spoke in a deep raspy voice that sounded like a blizzard in its most terrible moments. "Nyet." ..."No, Natalya! You can't just kill a guardian! "But he had trespassed into big brother's land..." Jack Frost opened his eyes... Read and Review please!

Black to Red EriSol was requested, so it was delivered.

Jack Frost was dancing through the streets of Toronto one early winter morning when he came across a kindred spirit, a blond like him and unlike him in being, yet more than similar in circumstance. Thus begins the friendship of Jack Frost and Matthew Williams. Pre-movie. No pairings.

Alois and Ciel have a surprise round of strip poker. Sebastian and Grell find themselves something similar to friendship necklaces - only sexier. Sometimes things don't go exactly as planned. -A growing collection of Kuro shorts in all different shapes and sizes.

A faithful Hetalia retelling of Walt Disney's 33rd animated feature "Pocahontas" starring Feliciano and Heinrich as the star-crossed lovers. COMPLETED.

The legacy of the Hero of Time had to be passed down somehow. Post-OoT/TP. Implied Zelink. Oneshot.

Three Years are just about finished. Everything is prepped, everybody's ready to fight Jack Noir... and then the Fourth Wall turns off. Wherever John and Jade thought they'd be at the end of three years, it wasn't Amestris. How will they get to the Alpha session when pretty much everyone wants to kill them? Rated T for language & violence. Episode 1 of "Crossing the Rift"

Pasta was sacred for Italy. Taking his pasta without his permission was like taking a Bible and burning it in front of a Christian person. It was like forcing someone extremely superstitious to walk under a ladder. It was like trying to take Russia's scarf. /You just didn't do it./ -Utter stupidity, OOC-ness, swearing, implied GerIta. (PastaFreak Romano)

With absolutely no new leads on the Kira case, things at the Task Force headquarters get very boring. And when people get bored, odd things tend to happen... -One-shot.

Just some random smut I started writing... I may add more... so ya... NSFW **UPDATED**

Where Sakura loses something and Sasuke finds it...with help from the caped crusader. AU, sasusaku, oneshot.

One party. Six boys. Everything can go right and wrong at once. As long as you don't stop the music. HUMANSTUCK. EriSol JohnKat GamTav. YAOI

SasuSaku. One-shot. She says she'll marry him, when he asks her. "I won't bother you like I did when we were genin," she jokes, smiling. "Unless you wish otherwise, it'll be like I'm not even there." And when she tells him not to worry, it's the very thing he does.

Germany is working hard all night, and although he tells Italy to just go to bed, the Italian refuses and instead promises to stay up and keep Germany company during his tiring work session. But can the lethargic Mediterranean nation do it?

While traveling in the Gerudo Fortress, Link faces his toughest challenge yet, and it's no ordinary obstacle. Implied Zelink.

After many months together, John finally convinces Karkat to uphold his end of the "you show me yours, I'll show you mine" bargain, despite the troll's apprehension to do so. JohnKat fluff with smut, advisory for alien genitalia

Remember "My Immortal", the Harry Potter badfic that's so easy to parody and make fun of? Well, here's another fanfic author's interpretation! Perhaps if enough people riff on it, it could be a world record!

Sheik hates the distance and the betrayal, but she can't afford being recognized under a superficial disguise, can she? Once in a while, the Hero takes her aback, and the false Sheikah forgets herself. Probably a one-shot. Independent chapters.

Parody of Mary Sues - Death Note style! What would happen if Light encountered a Mary Sue when discovering the Death Note instead of Ryuk? Find out in this totally epic story of love, drama, and possible dry humor!

Karkat is stressed, what does John do about it? John/Karkat. Rated for language and sexual innuendo.

I never did understand him, he was so pompous, arrogant, and ego-tistical. Yet, there was a strange alluring arua around him. One-shot Fi/Ghirahim/Ghirafi/FixGhirahim/GhirahimxFi-Skyward Sword

When Hungary gives Italy an old maid outfit from the past, Germany starts to regain memories of his childhood whenever he wears it. As the pieces of his memory come together, so do their feelings.

The Teen Alchemist. The Eighth Homunculus. We've seen it all before. But does it automatically make your OC a Mary Sue? Here's my advice when it comes to making a still-believable character.

You and me together, we'll be. Forever, you'll see. We'll always be good company, you and me, yes together we two. Together, that's you; forever with me. We'll always be good company, you and me. Yes, together we'll be.

I should have seen this coming when I met her 14 years ago. This relationship had FRIEND ZONE stamped all over it in bold, red ink. Only a few guys in the history of the world have ever been lucky enough to get out of it. I'd say I haven't been holding my breath all that time for my turn to get de-friend zoned. But sadly, that'd be a pretty bad lie. AU, Link x Zelda, Zelink.

Germany forces Italy to defect to the Allies. They later meet on the battlefield and Germany is injured protecting Italy, and his injuries help reunite the long-lost lovers. *HRE is Germany, GerIta*

Her name is Mary Sue, and she's here to take over the world of fanfiction, one fandom at a time...starting with Death Note. A Mary Sue Parody Crackfic one shot of epic proportions.

"Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me..." On a chilly night in October, a lonely detective realizes that he hasn't been forgotten - not yet. Oneshot birthday present for L.

A Mary Sue comeuppance fic. Her story ended, but with the camera accidentally still rolling, her "epilogue" will not be pretty. Stupid humor ahead.

Au meeting. After Cooper's jump portal malfunctioned, Ben Tennyson found himself in a whole new world. There, he meets its local hero. Now Ben must adapt to their rules as he and Rex form a partnership. EVOs beware.

When Misa decides to model a few outfits for Light and L, what chaos will occur? Will Light and L get to share a scrumptious shortcake? Will Misa call Matsuda a pervert? Is Soichiro gonna have to go through therapy? Read to find out! One shot.

Veneziano decides that Germany needed a break from all the hard work, and suggests they go picnicking together. Written for the APH-Fluffathon on LJ. GerIta, with brief mentions of UK, France, Russia, America, Canada and Japan.

Naruto drags Sakura along on his quest to rescue a princess from a tower. There was only one hitch in the plan... — SasuSaku, crack AU.

Another Mary Sue has invaded the Death Note world. These authors never learn, do they? Warnings: slight crack, a name that's way too long, exaggeration, torture of Light and others, mention of the word "rape," and a rainbow cat who loves cake.

'Those violet eyes haunt your thoughts.' Dark Link ponders memories have haunted him since creation, beginning to question his own existence. Mention of Zelink.

"How could I recognize this place if it is a different time? Why does everything seem different? Who was that girl? And who are you?" Germany awakes in a strange place as the boy across the well gives him answers. Germany is HRE theory.

Uchiha Sasuke is an impatient man. So why was he standing in the snow at 10 o'clock in the evening? SasuSaku - oneshot

Zelda now understands the full extent of Link's feelings for her. . . Or should we say Sheik. Because on a peaceful day in Hyrule Fields Link ran into Sheik. ZeLink

So, Naruto dyed Sasuke's hair pink and now Sasuke's going to kill him. Oh, and somewhere in there Sasuke and Sakura are going on a date. Kind of. /SasuSaku/ AU.

He was an odd one- their Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. Hair as long as a girl's, golden eyes that reminded James of Remus, and the fact that the professor never did magic...

She zones out; he zones in. AU sasusaku one-shot.

Only twenty minutes. Eleven items. An annoying cashier. The stress is on for Edward and Alphonse Elric.

A is for Abby, who's just ten years old...

Him? Paranoid? Never. He was just very, very concerned. sasusaku, AH/AU

Sasuke gets jealous over a cookie. Seriously. Twoshot, Sasusaku, Drabble, Flufffff!

Kyoya gathered some information about badfic, ready to share it with the Host Club members. Another one of my parodies, to be taken lightly. FINALLY UPDATED!

Do you want to know just how much of a Mary-Sue or Gary-Stew your OC is? Well, the answer is only one...well, a series of relatively uncomplicated clicks away! Please R&R because I put a lot of time and effort into this. :D

Are you writing a new OC story and are worried about the dreaded MARY-SUE disease? Or are you just sick of reading about OC's that single handedly beat the bad guys and snatch up the OOC hero as their boyfriend? Well, this is the page for you! R&R!

Sakura's life is falling to pieces. A yellow haired boy with whiskers on his cheeks is ready to help though. But perhaps he needs hers more. SasuSaku with SakuNaru friendship. AU

Sasuke and Sakura have to babysit, but there's one problem: it's a two year old Naruto and Kakashi...well...he's a perverted five year old. Nothing will be the same for Team 7 again. Eventually SasukeSakura, possible other pairings. T for safety.

Kyoya shares all the information he gathered about Mary Sues with the others. Basically an essay, a parody to be taken lightly. FINALLY UPDATED!

An unusual occurance brings out the caring side of Sebastian, though no one really knew he had one. But this time, it's rendered a certain red-haired Grim Reaper speechless. SebastianxGrell. One-Shot.

Germany discovers something he and Italy have in common, and in the process, learns something completely new about the odd nation so close to him. Gertalia. Human names used. Crap title is craaap.

Sometimes when he glances at Italy, it's like he's suddenly seeing a different time, a different place, young actors on a different stage. And he wonders if he really knows himself at all. Maids and empires and underpants, oh my! GermanyxItaly

Miss Mary Sue does not amuse Robin.

Alucard discovers the most vile of abominations...the Twilight movie! The word Vampire is becoming tainted and it's up to the world's greatest TRUE vampire to end the horror once and for all! That's right...Twilight...must DIE!

Another parody of the Twilight series.

SasuSaku ; Faux SasuIno. 'You're annoying'; 'Oh, shut up'.

On a trip to England, Ryou stumbles upon the magical world, is mistaken for a wizard, and is coerced into attending Hogwarts. The politically unstable wizarding world is perilous-- will the spirit be able to teach his host how to survive?

Dear Fangirl-or boy-, there is absolutely NOTHING you can do to stop my wedding, NOTHIIINNNGGG! so PLEASE stop spamming my mail with death threats or God help me, I WILL KILL YOU ALL! Good day.-#10:Who knew SasuSaku happens on a NON-naruto movie?-

Globalization means that these days, when one nation feels the effects, they all do. Italy can't forget, Germany doesn't remember, and everyone else is just scrambling to get by. A Germany is HRE story.

Naruto grinned, and Sasuke just knew that something stupid was going to come out of that mouth. He gave him a blank look. "I don't want a cat." SasuSaku Four-shot. AU. Complete

Let me get one thing straight. Well actually, I need to get a couple of things off my chest. // Gertalia

Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?

Ocarina of Time. After the creature in the Kakariko Well, breaks out, Sheik spends longer than intended with Link. And, with conversations turning to things other than business, Sheik starts to feel regret. Link/Zelda, spoilers

Italy has hit his head in the middle of the night and decides to venture into the depths of Germany's bedroom. Germany/Italy. Oneshot. Comical Fluff.

Matthew Williams was used to being ignored. But never on his birthday. Especially by his brother…

Konoha is taking over the new internet craze; Twitter. This can't be good. SasuSaku - AU - One shot - Silly - Please R&R

sasusaku. It's a pity that you think our baby is fat.

Uchiha Sasuke never gets jealous. Haruno Sakura is never obsessive. That's their excuse. Their friends know they are delusional. SASUSAKU

oneshot. sasusaku. 'Hn.' I can speak in Sasuke-kun's dialect.

An accident with two linked vanishing cabinets transports Prince Zuko and Draco Malfoy into a place between their two worlds. To escape they need to learn to work together, and it may turn out that the two aren't very different after all...

Ch 5 edited! In a sinister, XANA induced plot to get rid of Jeremie, the RTTP has gone a bit farther back than it should have, trapping him at Kadic on June 6, 1994. JxA. AU, I guess.

The world of Death Note and Kingdom Hearts collide as Roxas awakes in a strange place, and L has his hands more than full already with the Kira case.

Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.

‘I won’t fangirl Uchiha Sasuke, I WON’T FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, who cares if he has a godlike body, amazing eyes, soft black hair... Crap.’ AU SasuSaku COMPLETE

Ocarina of Time. One-Shot. Just after Link defeats the Water Temple, he realizes he feels alone and afraid, that he's just a kid. Fortunately, a certain Sheikah Warrior comes to comfort him. LinkxSheik-Zelda , Sheik's gender is up to you.

I wish Link weren't such a nice, attractive, all around good guy. If he were, it would make it easier to hate him for abducting me for the holidays and sweeping me off my feet... but no, life doesn't work like that. AU Zelink Longshot

Knowing each other since childhood, time will change Link and Zelda as they grow older, learn about their parents and about Hyrule's history. ZeldaxLink.

Sasuke is not losing to Itachi again. Well, perhaps some other time, yes, but not this time. SasuSaku with a bit of crack.

He loved her impossibly, against all reason of rank, for he could never have her. He was a goat herder and she a Princess, and yet, he did not despair. He loved her. Zelink, Canon Oneshot, TP Spoilers.

AU. Zelink. In which Zelda is stalkerish, Malon is entertained, and poor Link is so nervous he could just drop dead. Who doesn't love trips to the ice cream parlor? ONESHOT.

I'd figured you'd probably moved on… married some rich prince, forgotten that a goat herder from Ordon had ever loved you, had ever existed.' Zelink, postTP, UNMARKED SPOILERS!

Just because I'm Link's dorm neighbour doesn't mean I'm best qualified for handling drunken administration majors, no matter how cute they happen to be. Oh, hell, there are worse things in the world, after all, right? Zelink AU, Drunk!Link.

You know. I thought having Link in my group project would be a good idea. That’s before I realized he would flirt with the other girls in the group, instead of me. All while flashing that stupid grin of his that I fell in love with. Zelink. Oneshot. AU.

A very short drabble concerning the nature of Mary Sues. Definition of the term Mary Sue is not included. Enjoy!

I don't know whether or not I'll become queen, I'm running against a tyrant, every single one of my friends is nuts, and all I want to do is jump my hot blonde publicist's bones. I, Zelda Harkinian, am royally screwed. AU Zelink. 2007 UFO Awards Winner

Ha! There's romance now! And you doubted me... Wind Waker retelling, Link's POV.

There was a trend sweeping the village... SasuSaku

AU oneshot. Zelink. It was so like Link to bring home a stray animal. In fact, if I hadn't known any better, I'd have thought he'd been out looking for the thing. But of course, he'd swear otherwise.

MarySue's long, flowing, shimmering, beautiful hair isn't always a good thing.

In an alternate modern Hyrule, Link gets himself arrested and thrown in Juvie. A boy named Sheik shows him the ropes, and they spend eight years living it up as best they can.

AU, Zelink. Archeology. "Why, Zelda. Link Forester. I'm sure I mentioned him to you. He is our local study of the Harkinian history! He knows almost more about your family than you do! And he knows the estate like his pocket."

As turmoil within Hyrule rages, Zelda and Link are forced into a marriage that neither desired. But they slowly find themselves inexorably drawn to each other. Will the country's chaos bring them closer together or sunder their already fragile bond? R&R!

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

(Rated for swearing, narrator death, and Mary Sue bashing) When an insane girl kidnaps Kaiba, it's up to Yugi and the gang to save him! But no one said it'd be easy... and hooboy, chapter six, after not being updated for a year!

DISCONTINUED Goes into the mind of Zelda as she is disguised as her alias Sheik. Watching and being with Link causes love to bloom unexpectedly, but that must be kept secret until that fateful day when she can reveal herself as the Princess of Hyrule...

Zelda's (Sheik) random thoughts when she first meets Link again after seven long years...(one shot)

Disguised as Sheik, Zelda goes to meet Link after his defeat of the Fire Temple. A peek into her psyche.