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Author has written 3 stories for Rise of the Guardians, Batman, Captain America, and Tangled. Age: 13-19 Name: Talia (Not really. What? You think I would put my real name online!? You’re delusional.) Fake friends vs. real friends Fake Friends: Never ask for food. Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. Fake Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Fake Friends: Never seen you cry. Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Fake Friends: Know a few things about you. Fake Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Fake Friends: Will knock on your front door. Fake Friends: Are for awhile. Fake Friends: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. Fake Friends: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. Fake Friends: Will ignore this. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS: Friends: Helps you up when you fall. Friends: Will offer you a soda. Friends: Will ask to borrow money if you go out to eat. Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. Friends: Would bail you out of jail. Friends: Have never seen you cry. Friends: Only know a few things about you. Friends: Would knock on your front door. Friends: Will tell you gently when you did something wrong and give you advice. Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. Friends: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend Friends: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days Friends: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night Friends: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline Friends: Will lie in court for you. Friends: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover Friends: Ask nicely for your stuff Friends: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour Friends: Will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. Friends: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush Friends: Will compliment you if you are down. Friends: Lend you their umbrella Friends: will try to get rid of a brain freeze for you. Friends: Will calm you down when your angry. Friends: Will go with the crowd and ditch you when everyone else does. Hilarious Sayings: A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you're slightly cracked. What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present. Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anybody driving faster is a maniac? I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad. If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey: I don't live to please you! When you're angry, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either. I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed. Anger is one letter short of danger. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you get up in the middle of the night and rearrange your entire room out of boredom. Crazy is spending the whole day singing and at the same time thinking about how the songs apply to you favorite character. And then, you spend the whole night making up stories in you head based on those songs. Crazy is when you can talk to yourself for twenty minutes about nothing at all. Crazy is when you tell everyone you are a figment of their imagination, then your little brother believes you for a whole week, then he figures it out that you're not (or are you?...) and then you change your mind and tell everyone you're Jimmy Page...and your little brother believes you. Crazy is when you argue with yourself and lose. Crazy is when you start crying and laughing at the same time for no apparent reason. Crazy is when you try to stamp your foot on the ground dramatically and end up stubbing your toe. Crazy is if you laugh at Obi-wan Kanobis accent!! Crazy is when you feel someone pull your hair and turn and yell at your best friend only for her to point out to you that you did it to yourself. Crazy is when you laugh with your oldest friends, even when they turn around and say, "We don't really like you anymore." Crazy is when you begin standing up for the least important things in the world. Crazy is when you do something totally out of ordinary and have no idea why you did it in the first place. Crazy is when you think that everyone is on your side. Crazy is when you begin screaming the Star Wars theme song at the top of your lungs. Crazy is when you go a whole day with only saying the words banana and peanut butter. If you're Crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something Crazy you've done to the list! Fun things to do on an elevator: 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" You know that you are an Author if... (in bold if it applies) After uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You take the book you are reading EVERYWHERE. You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. You argue with yourself and LOSE. You live off of sugar and caffeine. You'll check your e-mail every day for one week and then disappear off the face of the earth the next. Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room, you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.H.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You narrate your day. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. You burst out laughing like a maniac for no reason other than to scare the bajebees out of your friends. Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a long time ago. You try to think of the name of something you're thinking of or remember something really funny and can't remember where it's from and you randomly shout out the answer to the question you asked yourself three days ago and everyone looks at you funny. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. If you’ve a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this onto your profile. If you’ve ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you’ve your own little world, copy this into your profile. If you’ve ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy this into your profile. If you’ve ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. If you’ve ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy this into your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this one your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this into your profile. If you're the kind of person that gets really excited when you get a new review, copy this into your profile. If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end OR pulled an all-nighter because you were reading fan fiction, copy this into your profile. If you’re obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this into your profile. Do you know that the average American reads only three books a year? If you believe that it's not possible to read so little, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that the media is just a mob of gossipers who want attention, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you often change topic really randomly... ooh! Cake! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you STILL laugh at EVERY punch line, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If you have ever gone a REALLY long time without blinking copy this on your profile If you’re part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this into your profile. If you’ve ever run into a window or glass door that you thought was an open doorway, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy this onto your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy into your profile, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied something onto your profile, copy this onto your profile If you haven't died yet, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Copy and paste this onto your page if you are not ashamed to admit that you have tried to use a Jedi mind trick on your teacher. (My teacher actually listened! I'm a Jedi!) WE ARE GIRLS: WE RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE WE BRUSH OUR TEETH. WE READ THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER. WE LAUGH AT OUR OWN JOKES BEFORE WE TELL THEM. WE CAN READ A SENTENCE 10 TIMES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT. WE GO INTO THE SHOWER AND FORGET OUR TOWELS, SO WE HAVE TO TAKE A RISKY RUN TO OUR BEDROOMS HOPING NOBODY SEES US. WE PUSH DOORS, EVEN WHEN THE BOLD LETTERS IN FRONT OF US SAY PULL. WE SAY "WHAT?" EVEN IF WE HAVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING SOMEONE HAS SAID. WE HATE IT WHEN THE WIND MESSES UP OUR HAIR. WE CAN SEE THE SAME MOVIE 10 TIMES. WE HAVE TO CALL OUR OWN PHONE TO FIND IT. WE CAN LOOK AT THE CLOCK WITHOUT SEEING WHAT TIME IT IS. WE TURN THE PILLOW OVER TO LIE ON THE COLD SIDE. WE SET THE ALARM CLOCK TO RING EARLIER IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN LAY IN LONGER. BEFORE WE GO TO BED, WE CALCULATE HOW MANY HOURS WE GET TO SLEEP.WE TRY AND DO THINGS BEFORE THE MICROWAVE BEEPS. WE CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR REALLY SLOW TO SEE IF THE LIGHT STAYS ON. WE TRY TO BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF THIS IS THE KINDA GIRL YOU ARE. post this if... you always hear your name even when it's not being called. You hate hearing your voice in recordings. You use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called. You pretend you're writing in class so the teacher won't call on you. You say the entire alphabet because you cant remember what letter comes next. You and your best friend can say one word and crack up. You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't. You hate it when your favorite song comes on as you pull into the driveway. You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. You laugh until people get hurt then stop when you realize its serious. You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice. You pretend to sleep when your parents come in. You text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud. You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them. You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh A boy gave a girl 15 roses. One was fake. He told the girl "I will love you until the last rose dies." She said "but one is fake." He said "that is because I will love you forever." Can you read it??? Some people say they are big readers; that they're into books so much it's not funny. However, the only way to tell is if they: 1)suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book, Copy and paste this into your presentation if you are one of these people. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Isn't tihs so wreid? I tnhik it is the wreidset tnihg on Ertah! If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porlflie. Tanhks Useless Things to Do That Are VERY Entertaining... 1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down. Do you often... Stay on the computer for hours on end writing fanfictions? Leave yourself logged into Fanfiction because it would be too annoying to log in every time you get on? Pretend your favorite characters are real and imagine yourself interacting with them? Narrate your thoughts when you're bored? Pace around your bedroom dreaming up OCs? Think from the POV of your OCs? Consider yourself friends with fanfic characters due to how much you know about them? Have an OC or other character that you know more about than yourself? Mentally rewrite episodes, chapters, or scenes about your favorite characters to suit your wants? Yell at villains in books, shows, or movies? Live out your dream life through an OC? Mentally date a book , show, or movie character? Can't think of anything without associating it with a movie, book, or show? Cast yourself into movies, books, or shows? Believe that the world's problems would be fixed if the enemy or enemies of your favorite character(s) died? Attempt to convince your sibling that they should dress up as the main villain from your favorite book, show, or movie and allow you to attack them? Fall asleep while reading or writing a fanfiction? Think you just might be able to set the Guinness World for staying on the computer the longest due to Fanficton? If so, you may be suffering from SFA (Severe Fanfiction Addiction) and/or IFG (Incredible Fantasy Geekiness). There is curently no known cure, but you are not alone. Together, we can kill all the bad guys, one word at a time. Copy and paste this to your profile if you have SFA and IFG TEN SURE SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN OBSESSED FANFICTION WRITER 1. When you ask yourself a question as one character and respond as another one. 2. When you begin to compare what a friend says to something one of your characters would say. 3. When you are talking to a friend and you suddenly scream, “Oh my god! I just got the greatest idea for a story of mine!” and your idea has 4. When you lock yourself in your room, crank up the music, and act out an entire story…and then forget everything you thought of. 5. When you are listening to a song and go “Oh my god! This song is exactly what (Insert story here) is about!” 6. When you run around the house dancing and thinking of an idea, acting all crazy, and write the scene that turns out to be a very sad, calm scene. 7. When you fear to daydream because you are afraid of your characters hunting you down and killing you for the torture you put them through. 8. When you can’t fall asleep without thinking about what is going to happen in your next chapter. 9. When you begin to in vision your own version of someone else’s fanfic. 10. When you think out loud and start giggling and jumping around talking to yourself when you come up with a good idea. COPY AND PASTE IF THIS IS YOU!! You know you are a Whovian if you: Think bow ties are cool. (big shout-out to my big sis, AmaraWinterFrost, for helping me with this list!) THE TEEN TITAN PLEDGE by Hexpert I promise to remember Robin when I see a young circus acrobat. I promise to remember Slade when I see a deranged psychopath. I promise to remember Beastboy when I see one with pointy ears. I promise to remember Raven when I see a person reluctant to conquer her fears. I promise to remember Starfire when I see mustard bottles. I promise to remember Cyborg when I see cars and waffles. I promise to remember Terra whenever I see a rock figurine. I promise to remember Silkie when someone eats through thick and thin. I promise to remember Dr. Light when, in darkness, one is a fool. I promise to remember Control Freak when I see a remote used as a tool. I promise to remember Bumblebee whenever I see a spark plug lying there. I promise to remember Speedy when someone is vain about his hair. I promise to remember Aqualad when I see a dignified fish. I promise to remember Mas y Menos whenever I hear someone speaking in Spanish. I promise to remember The Brain when I see an organ in a jar. I promise to remember Kid Flash when someone moves nimbly from near to far. I promise to remember Trigon when chaos and fire reign. I promise to remember Mad Mod when a teacher inflicts pain. I promise to remember Argent whenever I see red and black. I promise to remember Hotspot when fire is abundant in front and behind my back. I promise to remember Thunder and Lightning whenever a storm passes me. I promise to remember Jinx when from bad luck we flee. I promise to remember all other villains when someone laughs evilly but in glee. I promise to remember all other Titans when I see something shaped as a ''T''. Yes, I PROMISE TO REMEMBER THE TEEN TITANS FROM NOW TO ETERNITY! When in doubt, ask fictional characters from your favorite fandom in your head for advice |
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