Anyone who tells you that I enjoy WWII sitcoms is lying *minimises all windows of Hogan's Heroes fanfiction* *switches to a TV channel that isn't showing Dad's Army* *pushes 'Allo 'Allo box-set under the bed* I really hate them *sweats nervously*

I am also rather infatuated with non-sitcom TV shows such as Combat!, Rat Patrol, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., Colditz, and Sapphire and Steel. And when not watching TV shows, then I also enjoy classic rock and 1970s F1.

Hello! I hope you're having a nice day, and that it hasn't just been ruined by you coming here to my awful profile. I am a small Welsh troll who likes to immerse themselves in fandom and pretend that the real world doesn't exist. As you can see, I have never managed to finish a story ever, so please don't expect much of me, I will only disappoint you. (Okay, so that's a lie, I've finished 5, but I'm only proud of 4 of them.) I have too much of a tendency to overthink things, making me a slow writer. And sometimes I will stop being interested in that fandom, and the stories will be left forever unfinished. I apologise for this.

Also, please never read any of my Hetalia fanfiction, I was young and had bad taste and terrible writing. I honestly want to destroy them. But I don't feel like I can do that to the people who did favourite them. So just as a favour to me - please never read them. (They are so embarrassing.) Honestly, in one of them I managed to make a disgusting mess out of history. I think it was supposed to be WWII, but then it has WWI stuff mixed in there. I get angry when I read it, it needs to be destroyed. For the sake of my pride, please stay away from those disgraceful excuses for fanfiction.

My Fleet of Ships:
Ten x Rose
Pythangle
Hercules x Medusa
Stucky
Quirrell x Voldemort
Dietrich x Troy x Moffitt
Sapphire x Steel

Bromances that I adore:
LeBeau and Newkirk
Napoleon and Illya
April and Mark

One day I am going to use all of the below as writing prompts...
If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
There are three different types of people, those who can count, and those who can't.
There are three different types of people, those who learn by reading, those who learn through observation, and those who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Flying is simple, just throw your self at the ground and miss.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" Well I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill many people...
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minuite of it.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I wondered why the frisbe was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
An idiot is a 44th floor window cleaner who steps back to admire his work.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies, it gets them really confused.
I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.
I never repeat myself, so pay close attention and listen to me the first time, 'cause I never repeat myself.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he's not there the first time you need him, chances are that you won't be needing him again.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the celing?!"
When in doubt, BLOW IT UP