PAUL FAINTS ON STAGE

By ilovemyboys

CHAPTER 6: Careful who you choose as friends, they may be your enemies

Authors Note: So this may be my favorite chapter. Lots of giggling on my part. Hehehe….^_^ Also I use a certain word twice, with a different meaning each time, being the reason why one has the other definition in parenthesis after it.

The door suddenly opened as a lovely nurse came in.

I raised an eyebrow.

John looked over too.

"Well, hello there Paul. I heard you were up and about so I knocked first to make sure all was well. How are you feeling?" she asked rather pleasantly.

"Alright."I mumbled.

"Well, we'll see about that. Let's take your temperature then." She took out a thermometer.

"Say "ahhh.""

"Ahhhhh…." I said.

I saw John roll his eyes.

"Now, do you have any symptoms still?"

"Uh…a slight headache….a little nauseous…..um….sleepy."

"Fainting will do that to you. Have you been seen by anyone yet?"

"Um…" I looked up at John, who looked back at me. Everything was just a blur.

"He was helped by some medics that brought him in 'ere." John looked at her.

"And what did they say?" She looked over at him.

"Nothing much. They checked his pulse, temperature, pupils….I don't know medical stuff…." He grumbled.

"Alright. Well he looks okay right now….I just need to do a quick check over."

As she looked me over I saw John snickering behind her.

I shook my head at him disapprovingly.

John….

"Alright, you're all set. Just make sure you don't get up until all the pain in your head is gone. Alright?" She asked sweetly.

"Yes, thank you." I nodded, smiling up at her.

"You're welcome," she smiled back,heading out toward the door. Then turned to John and said, "You'll make sure he doesn't get up too soon won't you?"

John put a hand up in salute.

"Of course mame!"

Shenodded at him and left. John immediately looked at me with a big grin on his face.

"Ohhh Paaaul…..you've certainly got a way with ladies don't cha?"

"I-I wasn't-"

"Save it. I know how McCartney charm works. One smile and they go all over you."

"Well if you put it like that…." I grinned.

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

"Come in!" John said in his highest voice.

Ringo opened the door. "John you have to work on your womanly voice of yours."

"It ain't that appealin'" Georgie piped in behind him.

"Hey! Lads!" I said, arms stretched out.

"Uh uh. I'm not catching whatever you got." Ringo said.

"I'm not even contagious." I said.

"I'm not taking me chances."

I turned to George.

"Georgie? A hug please?" I put on my puppy dog eyes.

"Oh man…" George tried to look away, but eventually sighed.

"Come 'ere Paul." He got me in a hug.

"Jooooohnnnn…." I called.

"Not in 'ell." He replied darkly.

"Come on John, join in the friendship of fun," Ringo teased.

"Oh yeah? How come you ain't there?"

"Cuz I'm no fun." He retaliated.

"Oh yes you are!" George grabbed Ringo's jacket toward us as he fell on the couch.

"Well this is a rather queer party isn't it…." John mumbled.

"Then you'll fit right in John. You're about as queer (weird) as they get!" I called over to him with a big grin.

"Just for that I'm going to tickle you while you can't get out of that mess." He slowly came over toward me with an evil grin.

"WHAT! No! Nonono!"

"Hold him down fellas."

"Hey! No! No! No!" I yelled as Georgie pushed my arms down, and Ringo sat on my legs.

"Oh no…." I looked in horror as John approached me, putting on a crazy scientist look.

" Ah…. HahahahahaHA! Get off, get off!" John tickled my feet.

I squirmed to get free but Georgie's stronger than he looks, and with Ring's weight on my legs I couldn't move at all.

Oh swell….

"Hold him down George!" John commanded comically as I squirmed to get away.

"Ringo, help me!"

"No can do mate. You need a laugh." He chuckled.

John continued tickling my feet.

"Okay! Okay! You don't belong in our pile!"

"Ya sure Paul?" John asked with a sly smile on his face.

"Yes! YES! AHHHH! GET OFF!"

"Alright lads. I think he's gotten back to his usual self."

They released me as I got up and breathed out heavily. The others had quieted down their laughter.

"So Paul?" Ringo asked.

I looked up at him.

"You feeling okay?"

"Nooooo..." I fell back onto the couch.

Ringo looked questioningly at me.

"He's been asked that a lot recently." John explained.

"So I take it you're feeling better?" George asked.

"Yeah…I am." I said, lying in a very uncomfortable position.

"Good. Now we can go celebrate our most extravagant concert yet."

"What, with me fainting?" I asked surprised.

"Well…that was something extravagant you know." John teased.

THE END

Authors Note: I couldn't find a really great ending, but I like it. I hope you enjoyed reading! I looove this story.