Hello unknown person who is reading my profile!

Yes, I'm talking to you. Y-O-U. You! Who read this! . . . Finally! *hands up in the air* I didn't think you would believe me.

My username is TheGirlWithNoIQ, my real name isn't important.

I suck in English so my stories will have spelling mistakes... Hopefully not too many...:P

I love romance anime/manga/books/movies so maybe you can give me some tips!?

A little bit about myself:

Name: Unknown

Age: Try to guess!!!

Gender: Female (Look at my username... du-uh)

Hobbies: Reading, writing, sleeping...(I'm a lazy ass XD)

Favorite artist/band: My Chemical Romance, Black Tide, Lady Gaga, Stone Sour, Sugarcult, Panic! At The Disco, Lil Wayne, Eminem, Papa Roach, DIAURA, MoNoLith, The Gazette, DIR EN GREY, ScReW, SuG, Miyavi, P!NK, Breaking Benjamin, Girugamesh, Dead By April, Asking Alexandria, GOLDEN BOMBER, Malrun, Bullet For My Valentine...etc...(Have a lot of favorites)

Favorite manga: Dengeki Daisy, Magico, Say I Love You, AAA, Lost in London, Koukou Debut, I Love HS, Do You Want To Try, Beast Master, Midnight Secretary, The Undertaker (a hilarious one-shot. Seriously, I recommend you to read it!), Boyfriend, Koibana! Koseiyo Hanabi, Blood Lad, Annarasumanara, Delinquent Lesson, Private Prince...

Favorite Anime: Karneval, Naruto, Bleach, Ao No Exorcist, Kuroshitsuji, D.Gray Man, Maid-sama, Hakuouki, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Hyouka, Fairy Tail, Death Note, Skip Beat, Darker than Black, Durarara!!!, Shingeki no Kyojin, Lovely Complex, Diabolik Lovers, Tokyo Ghoul, Death Parade...

Favorite books: True Blood, the Night Huntress, House of Night (sometimes), Just Listen, Perfect Chemistry and the other two, The Kingkiller Chronicles, Me Before You... Norwegian book named 'Novemberbarn', or 'Novemberchild' in English

Favorite game: DRAMAtical Murder

Favorite movies: Sweeney Todd, Rise of the Guardians, Robin Hood, The Chase, Tangled, Big Hero 6

Favorite TV-show; Teen Wolf, How To Get Away With Murder, Silent Witness, Would I Lie To You, QI...

Favorite authors: Kyousuke Motomi, Jojo Moyes and Patrick Rothfuss!

Enough about me, baby!

LEVI IS AWESOME!!! FAIRY TAIL IS AWESOME!!! DENGEKI DAISY IS AWESOME!!! MAGICO IS AWESOME!!! GAREKI IS HOT!!!

Okay...(sweat drop) ...and then some random stuffs...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you ever said you loved a manga/anime character and meant it, copy and paste; arigato!

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agree) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.

SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Hullop (USA), Mayonaka Naze (Dominican Republic), RUHLSAR000 (USA) PotterAnimeJackson(Canada), Mermaid-Luchia(Australia), Jostanos (USA), TheBlackSeaReaper (Bermuda), Raiton Dragon (Pakistan), AndThenBurnTheAshes (USA), TheGirlWithNoIQ (Norway)

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be totally destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy and paste if you believe in legalizing gay marriage everywhere in the world!

The reason why I have so many Hinata fics (Don't believe me, scroll down to my favorite stories, find Naruto and..look and faint of my craziness..)

I don't really know why I have so many favorite stories there she's the main character... She's my favorite female Naruto-character, and I love her personality... But I'm not a fangirl, (hopefully)...:p

Funny/Favorite Quotes:

"... You're an honest girl. And you don't have money? Poor thing. I guess there's nothing we can do about it...is that what you thought I'd say?! People are not that nice in the real world, STUPID! If you don't have money, pay with your body!"
- Kurosaki to Teru after she had broken a window (Dengeki Daisy)

"I'm not a pervert...I'm a super pervert!" -Jiraiya to Naruto (Naruto..du-uh)

"I am going to kill you dead!" -From a western/zombie game called 'Red Dead Redemption'

"UM, Kurosaki-san, are you okay? I see the look of death appearing on your face..." - Hasegawa to Kurosaki after asking him a question regarding to love... (Dengeki Daisy)

"If you die now, I'm going to kill you in the afterlife" - Okita Souji in a fanfic (Hakuouki)

"I have a needle and I'm not afraid to use it..." a guy in a manga I once read. (Chicken Cutlet Princess)

JUST some random stuff because I'm bored:

List your Top 10 Naruto Characters and ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!

1. Hidan

2. Deidara

3. Sasori

4. Itachi

5. Naruto

6. Jiraiya

7. Kisame

8. Shikamaru

9. Pein

10. Tobi

What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night?

(Hidan) I would first have sent him an evil glare, then ask him a question Hidan-style: 'What the fu*k is your problem!'

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

(Sasori) I would scream, throw some clay at him (Don't ask me why clay is there in the first place..) and yell: 'Deidara, Sasori stole your clay!' Then laugh evily when I hear Deidara say: 'Katsu!'

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(Itachi/Pein) 'Please let me out of this nightmare!'

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

(Naruto) Him...Dinner!? Never gonna happen, he would have taken me to Ichiraku instead.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

(Jiraiya) I would yell at him: 'Don't stare at my bikini, Pervert!'

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

(Kisame) I would have passed out...

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

(Shikamaru) 'Next time, don't call a pregnant lady during childbirth troublesome...Moron'

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

(Pein) '...I'm going to steal your piercings...!"

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

(Tobi) Yell after him when he passes by: 'Tobi is a bad boy!'

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

(Deidara) Call Kakuzu and begg him to pay the hospital-bills... and when it doesn't work jump on a clay-bird and fly away...

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

(Sasori) Gives me a little do- 'puppet! Sasori, stop glaring at me!'

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

(Itachi) Take the fire away, du-uh!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(Naruto) Run to Ichiraku's

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

(Tobi/Hidan) Say a lot of profanaties and yell that he should marry me instead! (Only in my dreams...I know...sigh)

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

(Kisame) Give me sushi and tell me that Samehada likes me...

You give 1 your house-keys, leaves for a vacation and when you come home your house is on fire. What does 1 do?

(Hidan) Laugh his crazy laugh and tell me the sacrifice went well...Then scream like a little girl when I run after him with a chainsaw..O.o...

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What will you do?

(Jiraiya) I would run after both him and Hidan...

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

(Shikamaru) 'For Gods sake, don't call them troublesome on first date!'

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

(Sasori/Itachi) Am thinking that I don't wanna know, then get a nosebleed when I DO think...

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Hidan/Jiraiya) I don't hope so, but in my head I hope..(because of my perverted mind...)

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

(Deidara/Pein) 'Sasori, don't put drugs in Deidara's drink!'

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

(Sasori) Well, since his parents is puppets I guess so..:P

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

(Itachi/Pein) It means Sasori should get less free-time...

Would 2 trust 5?

(Deidara/Naruto) I don't think so...:P But seriously, who would trust someone who tries to kill you?

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

(Pein/Jiraiya) Depends... but I guess so, remember Jiraiya likes every kind of women..

7 won the lottery?

(Kisame) Free sushi to everyone!

8 had quite a big secret?

(Shikamaru) He's actually not lazy! He use to run together with Lee and Gai early in the morning with the green jumpsuit on...! LOL, try to imagine...!!!

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

(Itachi/Tobi) I don't think he's so bored...

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

(Naruto/Hidan) I don't have a clue... I don't wanna know either...

1 accidentally kicked 10?

(Hidan/Tobi) I don't think it was an accident...

My (curently) top five favorite completed fanfictions:

1; Captive by The Akatsuki Wolf

2; 39 point 948 by Kieren

3; Tobi has an Itch by Ivonovna

4; Die! Die! Let down your hair! by Shin-Hana

5; Innocence by Airanke

My (curently) top five favorite ongoing fanfictions:

1; Demon Dance by grainsofsand

2; The Sexual Misadventures of Levi-Heichou by xXxHoneyRosexXx

3; Kismet by Witherwolf

4; Weenie In A Bottle by Im-the-fang-to-your-bang

5; Solid Steel by NekoErza

Incomplete stories:

None, and it may take some time before I start another (big) fic on this site. I am currently working on some Ereri/Riren fics (Eren/Levi from Shingeki no Kyojin) which I find over 'M' for this website, and which I will post on Archieveofourown when the time comes. So stalk me there, if you want! XD

- Bye my sweet and lovely Dude!!