Naruto's favorite ramen bowl somehow breaks. Sasuke realizes that the best way to keep his beloved penis from falling off is to inform his blond lover during sex. However, the plan goes completely the wrong direction. Perhaps Sasuke will lose more than his manhood. Sasuke x Naruto, humor.

On a decidedly boring day, Sasuke and Naruto have a little argument about which instrument is the best. Sasuke believes it's the piano; Naruto, the violin. Sasuke then thinks of a plan to convince the blond that the piano truly is superior. SxN. Piano sex and lemons.

After a long month without Sasuke and sex , Naruto's body feels quite... lonely. Therefore, on one night, he delights himself in some toys he had nearly forgotten. But someone makes a rather pleasurable interruption. SxN, includes usage of toys and dirty talk. Lemons all around.