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Hidan Hates Simon

Hidan was in the living room one night with Kakuzu sitting next to him on the couch. Out of nowhere, Hidan looked at the time and screamed with excitement. He grabbed the remote and changed the channel to American Idol, the auditions happened to be on.

A woman who was tall and blonde was singing and Hidan looked pretty into it. Kakuzu was just freaked out, staring blankly at Hidan.

"That was the worst thing I've ever heard. Whoever told you that you were a good singer was obviously lying. Nothing could sugar coat that voice," Simon Cowell said in his proper British voice.

Hidan then proceeded to stay very still for several moments, Kakuzu had never seen him this still. He then stood up at started shouting at the TV.

"Are you serious! She was awesome and you just shove her away like a piece of…dust! C'mon! Fuck you Simon! You have no right! You can't even sing!"

Kakuzu was very frightened at this point and hit under a pillow for the rest of the night.