I'm really sorry for the lack of updates. I just haven't been inspired to write fan fiction for anime these days. And I really don't want to start posting my other stories on here when I can't even make myself write what I've already got. I promise that I'm trying at least. I write a little bit on a few of these most every day, especially since one of my classes is Creative Writing. Should give me more time, right?

The following stories will be fixed and re-uploaded:

Unspeakable: WW2 and Feliciano is taken, and experimented on by an evil doctor named Alderick Beilschmidt. Will a young Ludwig be able to save him?

The Ice That Never Melts: (A remake of the nutcracker in one form or another) When a necklace make of unmeltable ice transports Katara to another world, how will she make it back home? Will she want to go back? Zutara

A Pirate's Slave: The feared Captain Arthur Kirkland, the greatest on the seas. He leaves destruction in his wake. The French ship was taken, the fearsome Captain Francis Bonnefoy is disguised, an imposter dying in his place. But Arthur doesn't know that. Now the Frenchman is a slave on the ship, what will happen when Francis becomes popular as the ship's whore? Will Arthur take the bait? Is Francis drawing him in? UKFr

The creator of my profile picture can be found on DeviantART, her username is Hootsweet, and I highly recommend reading the comic she has going for these two, it's so beautifully drawn, and has over forty pages.

Awesome story summaries, if you find one that you like a lot, go ahead and PM me. NOTE: Titles are subject to change.

The Bell Ringer of Nuku: Raised to believe he was a monster, Ivan is the lonely bell-ringer in the city of Nuku. The festival looks like such a wonderful event, and Master had never told him he couldn't go. As long as he got his work done, he could go right? Go and see the beautiful oriental gypsies from the far East, the land known as Chen. What is to happen when one catches his eye? Will he be the monster his Master says he is? Or will he help him/her(?) escape from Master Francis' clutches?

Now I've Died Young: Not really a songfic, just inspired by an awesome aph amv at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdgSIn5G3h8 It's about Prussia, and how he 'disappears' from the map.

Hero: Screams of death rang through every street, around every corner, in every nation. WW3, a new Hell on Earth, literally. Germany starts it once again, and everyone is paying the price. Shot, bleeding, dying, screaming, crushed. The nations are facing a war where they are all most likely to die. Why did he start again? Who has sided with who? Will Any survive? America? Norway? Japan? Italy? Spain? Canada? Poland? Sweden? Russia? Lithuania? England? China? Finland? Hungary? Cuba? Romano? Germany? France? Prussia? Denmark? Belarus? Holland? Switzerland? Austria? Find out! Multiple pairings.

St. Patricks Day and The Consequences of Cute: Oh no! It's St. Patrick's Day, and Ludwig went to celebrate with the BTT, Scott, Conner and Cole! At the party, Gilbert and Francis tease Ludwig about his lack of a sex life, and the fact that he hadn't slept with his beautiful boyfriend Feliciano. Just who is unlucky enough to pick him up? The adorable Italian himself Now he's pregnant, impossibly, and dealing with the fact that his boyfriend raped him in a car... GerIta, not as dark as it sounds...

The Unplanned Trip to France: This story was inspired by a conversation that Mr. Himel (my awesome history teacher) told us when some people sent slaves 'back' to Africa. It was a law that was sort of passed, and some slaves were sent to Africa, they made the country of Liberia I think. He told of how his family was from France, and how if that type of thing was passed here he could imagine a black-clad squad of soldiers busting down the door, grabbing him, and taking him to France saying: “You're free! We saved you!” He would only know how to say one thing: “Who cut the cheese?” or, “Qui a coupé le fromage?” People would think he was insane and he would end up in an asylum. So I thought, what would happen if something got confused and a certain Brit was accidentally captured and taken to France? Who is that outrageous man that keeps following him around curiously?

Howl: It started as a dream, from one of my good friends. Completely consumed by powers, Nyssa doesn't know what she is; Queen of the Okami's, or Wolves. Nearly killed by a huge pack of them when she was five, and then saved by a handsome man, she would be pretty scared. Paralyzed, but able to perform tremendous magick, the only weakness is the New Moon, and with a mate, she wouldn't have to worry. Especially with a certain Wolf Prince the top contender for her heart KogaxOc

Parting Gift: Abandoned, left, but not on purpose. Riiko, it's been a few months since Night shut down, and she's been noticing that she hasn't really been able to hold anything down. A trip to the doctor after an almost accident, and one pregnancy test later, we discover the truth; Riiko is impossibly pregnant. She has to find Night and somehow reactivate him, but will he be the solution to her problems? NightxRiiko

There's A Little Blonde Boy There!: Roderick has kidnapped Feliciano, and forces him to work for him in his household, beating the child when he messes up and breaks things. His brother has already been sold to a man far up in the north, a man called Francis. One day Roderick goes too far, and Feliciano is laying there on the ground, blood spattered all over his chest. Is anyone willing to save him? ItalyxHRE

Complex: Romano was sobbing. Blood ran down his arms, but he barely noticed. He had been forgotten again, his brother, Feliciano, could do no wrong, and had made everyone else forget him. His adopted father, Roderick, had thrown him to the floor just the other day, wondering aloud why he was even alive still.
Only two people actually cared about him anymore, when they remembered him. His own fratello Feli, and sometimes his adoptive mother, Elizabeta.
It was too much.
Slash.
Too painful.
Slash.
Why am I still alive?
Slash.

My Painting Curse: He longed for him; longed for the man he couldn't stop painting. He had never met the man, but he was perfect, blonde hair, bright emerald eyes, even the bushy eyebrows that he wanted to not add, but found he couldn't see him without them. In desperation he goes to an old friend; very old indeed. Lukas warns him of the dangers, but Francis does not care, he wants to meet that man, he needs to know him. The spell is cast, yet Francis feels no different. So he leaves, mourning the failure. When he next paints, something terrifying and wonderful happens: the man steps out of the painting! Alive, and fully grown! What were the dangers the wizard Lukas spoke of? FrUK

Happiest Holidays: Warning! Rated M! It's said that before the Roman Emperor Constantine the day we now celebrate as Christmas used to be a Roman holiday were people would give gifts, drink, and be merry... oh, and did I mention have gay sex? What happens when Romulus invites his good friend Alfher to celebrate the holiday with him? RomexGermania

I Do: AU Zuko is drafted into the army in times of a terrible war while his fiance, Katara waits for him at home. A year passes and a general comes to her home, telling Katara that he's MIA, and most likely dead. A childhood friend, Jet, is there to help her, and as she begins to fall in love with him. Will Katara heal from dead Zuko with him? Or will fate twist her heart in two? Zutara, Taang, Sukka, Jetara

Pumpkin Filling:Taunting the little Quiz Bowl squirt was too much fun. Kevin made it too easy for me to not enjoy his emotional reactions. Distress, fear, all lovely and fresh on his sweet face. But for once... can it be something he enjoys too?
Edd is a lonely popular high school bully. His parents have abandoned him basically, wiring money home every month while they spend time vacationing around the world. As a neglected child, Edd feels nothing, so he turns to hurting others to drink in their reactions so he can feel too, and Kevin is the perfect specimen. But he notices how much it really hurts him. So he turns to other methods, and simply leaves Kevin and his group of friends alone. Will Kevin figure it out? Reverse!KevEdd

There are about like, five more idea's, but I think y'all get the message. PM me if you want to read any of them.

Bide the Wiccan law ye must,
In perfect love and perfect trust,
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill:
An' ye harm none, do what ye will.

What ye send forth come back to thee,
So ever mind the law of three,
Follow this with mind and heart,

Merry ye meet, Merry ye part!

Love is something that you shouldn't force on others. - France

Yaoi pairings:

Puzzleshipping= YamixYuugi
FrUK= FrancexUnited Kingdom
GerIta= ItalyxGermany
Spamno= RomanoxSpain
Drarry= Draco MalfoyxHarry Potter
RoChu= RussiaxChina
USCan= United StatesxCanada
Puppyshipping= SetoxJoey
Tendershipping= RyouxBakura
MarikxMalik
HondaxOtogi
Mobiumshipping= YamixYuugixAtem
SnapexSiriusxLupin
ZaDr= ZimxDib
RusAme= RussiaxAmerica
PruCan= PrussiaxCanada
SwitzerlandxAustria
USUK= AmericaxEngland
ChibitaliaxHoly Roman Empire
GermaniaxRome
GreecexTurkey
GreecexJapan
TurkeyxJapan
TurkeyxGreecexEygpt
Marshall LeexBubba Gumball
KevEdd= KevinxEdd

OTPS=SuFin: SwedenxFinland

Pairings in General:

HunPru= HungaryxPrussia
Zutara= ZukoxKatara
Inu/Kag= InuYashaxKagome
Sess/Rin= Sesshomaru-samaxRin-san
Kog/Kag= KogaxKagome
KogaxOC
RonxHermionie
Kyo-kunxTohru-kun
YukixKaname-sama
YukixZero
AstroxOC
Team Jacob= JacobxBella
AaTo= AangxToph
MiakaxTaka
SoulxMaka
HerminoniexZambini
BelgiumxThe Netherlands

"Did he just die?” Zuko whispered

“I'm not sure, it wasn't very clear." Sokka replied.

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Alice of Human Sacrifice

“Somewhere, there was a tiny dream, such a tiny dream it was,”
“No one knew who had dreamt it. The tiny dream began to think,”
“’I don’t want to disappear this way. How can I make people dream of me?’”
“The tiny dream thought & thought, and came up with an idea,”
“’I’ll make humans get lost in me, then they can create the world...’”

The first Alice was a gallant red one, wielding a sword in hand in the Wonderland,
Slicing down everything in her way, she was followed by a bloody red path,
This new Alice deep in the woods, was trapped as a wanted fugitive,
If it weren’t for the red path that she made, no one would think that she ever existed.

The second Alice was a fragile blue one, he sang to the world in the Wonderland,
Filling regions with so many false created notes, that were of a crazy blue world,
This new Alice was that of a rose, he was shot and killed by a mad man,
It left a flower blooming sadly red; the one who was loved was now forgotten.

The third Alice was a little green one, very cute and dear in the Wonderland,
She charmed people to her every beck and call, she made a strange green country,
This Alice was the country’s Queen, taken over by a distorted dream,
She was afraid of losing to death; she would forever rule her country.

During this two children went into the woods,
They had a tea party beneath the rose trees,
An invitation from the castle for them was,
The trump card of hearts.

The fourth Alice was two siblings, their curiosity in the Wonderland,
Going through many different doors, coming not too long ago in a yellow boat,
The stubborn big sister, the smart little brother,
Though they were the closest to Alice’s Wonderland,

They were never woken from their deep dreaming, forever they wondered in the Wonderland!

Who is the next Alice?

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

I swear to god click on this! You might pee yourself it's so funny! http:///iwantyoursoul/?i_am=MaximumDeath

HETALIA QUOTES!

"Am I Catholic or Protestant...? God, I don't know..."
"Umm excuse me? Is he alright there?" (Random bartender)
"Yea, he's always like this when he gets drunk." (America)
"You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then you any day!" (Britain)
"Dude, calm down!" (America)
"Shut up! I felt bad about how old frog-face was treating you so I saved your ass. I thought maybe we could be friends and bond over our mutual hatred for France. But uh-uh. You didn't want to be friends with me! You just wanted to tell me what to tell you what to do, and you didn't know what to do anyway! I think that's total bollocks!"
Later...
"Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..." -Britain

"I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!"
-America, Hetalia: Axis Powers

"Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be friends and play with each other!" (Italy)
"I think someone's inside here." (Germany)
"You're wrong! There's no one inside. Do not open the box! Ahhh-ahh! I'm so sorry! You were right! I am not the box of tomatoes fairies at all! It was all lies, lies, LIES! Please don't shoot me! I'm too young to die, and what if I don't die and but am just mortally wounded and forced to lie there in misery in a pool of my own blood?! Please, I'll do anything--well, I mean within reason-- I don't want to diiiiiiie!"

-Italy's "I don't want to die" rant part one, Hetalia: Axis Powers

HETALIA QUOTES PART TWO

Italy: Draw a circle. that's the Earth. Draw a circle that's the Earth. Draw a circle that's the Earth I'm Hetalia! Hey, my voice changed! I kinda sound like a homo now!
Hungary: That's GREAT Dear!!
Austria:(Just realized he was a boy) Huh?
Hungary: What's wrong? (To Austria)
Austria: Oh nothing.
Thinks To Himself: Now I understand why Holy Rome likes him.

Japan: It's nice to meet you China where the sun sets. My name is Japan. I am from where the sun rises.
China: Well that wasn't very nice!

Italy: "I didn't know you were telepathetic!"
Germany: "Yahh, dat und I read idiot."

America: Check it out yo, how kick ass is my new fighter plane of doom!? Dude, it blowin' your mind yet or what?
England: *sigh* I don't get it, why did you call me all the way out here to look at a silly air plane. (snickers) Its just (stupid) I could never come up with the same design. I think its (stupid) very unique.
America: Hey thanks Man! It was actually created to help me beat the holy hell out of you! So I'm glad you think its stud!
Solider: Sir? Wasn't that supposed to be a secret?
America: It sure was!

Holy Roman Solider 1: Why do we have to keep these stupid paintings?
Holy Roman Solider 2: Hoho, is this a painting of your little girlfriend, or boyfriend or gender neutral chibi thing?
Holy Roman Empire: Its not like that!

Romano: Could you say something nice about me for once?
Italy: ...
Romano: I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
Italy: Romano, where are ya going!?

Germany: Now if you want to say something raise your hand but do so in a manner that does not mock my country's past!

Random Guard: Oh no everybody start to freak out the Great Prussia is here!!!
Prussia: SUCK IT LOSERS!!!! I'm Awesome!!!!

Panda: You guys related?
China: You bet! This guy happens to be my kid brother.
Japan: *long pause* Right.
China: WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG?

America: Yo, tell me your ancient Japanese secret diet!
Japan: Well, I eat like human being instead of use food to cover feeling of emptiness.
America: Hey! That was cruel!

Holy Roman Empire:In heaven, the police are British, the lovers are Italian, the chefs are French, the engineers are German, and the bankers are Swiss.

In hell, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the chefs are British, the engineers are French, and the bankers are Italian.

Hetalia theme song: Hey, hey Papa!
Give me wine!
Hey, hey Mama!
Hey, hey Mama!
The bologna that I ate before,
I cannot forget the taste!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth,
Draw a circle, that's the Earth,
Draw a circle, that's the Earth,
I'm Hetalia!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth,
Look closely, that's the Earth,
Might that be the Earth,
I'm Hetalia!
Ah, with the single swipe of a paintbrush, a wonderful world can be seen,
With our boots, let's make a toast! Hetalia!

HETALIA QUOTES PART THREE

Austria: You moron! Why did you become allied with Italy?
Germany: Well... let's just say that there's a lot more to it than you think. It's better to have more people on our side, isn't it?
Austria: No! He's probably mass-producing white flags as we speak! I'll express how angry I am with this piano.
Germany: Alright, go for it.
[Austria proceeds to play a lengthy piece. Germany waits patiently]
Austria: Do you understand now?
Germany: So your anger is Chopin...?

[England is attempting to curse Germany by summoning a demon through a magic ritual]
U.K.: I summon thee, from faraway lands! Come forth!
[Russia's head emerges through the pentagram in the floor]
Russia: You called?
U.K.: I DIDN'T MEAN YOU!

England: "Show yourself! But be warned if you try to stop my escape you'll get a sound thrashing!"
Spy: "A thrashing for free? That's- THAT SOUNDS JOLLY! I'm currently studying espinoch here in Rome with the might- bleosdofasipbvipweb LOOK AT ME I'M STILL SCOTTISH!"

Lithuanina: "And he united all... 34 tribes and there's a walunt...
I got a shield MOTHERFUQAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!"

RANDOM QUOTES:

"Wait, no, Jake's in the back round."
"Jake, you whore!"
"I'm sorry!"

Random guy in audience at the Ask A Nation Panel at Oni-con 2012: "America, you do know that hamburgers where made in Germany?"
Audience: "OHHHH!!!"
*Prussia and Germany stand, doing the "GET SOME!" pose*

Random girl in audience from the same panel: "England, what would you rather give up? Earl Grey Tea or magick?"
Audience: "OHHHH!!!"

Kagome: "OH MY GOD WE'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT WE'RE FALLING!!!! WE'RE GONNA FALL SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!!" *screaming her head off since she just got kidnapped by Koga*
Koga: "WILL YOU SHUT UP AND STOP SCREAMING?!"
Kagome: "I'LL SCREAM IF I WANT TO!"

Hetalia human names:

Female human names: