UHMAIGAW. iodf;lskdflkd. Bleh.
WARNINGS: Cursing, such and such
Chapter 17: IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
In which: IS THE LONGEST SCENE. EVER.
Rome: I HAVE CALLED THIS EMERGENCY INTERNATIONAL MEETING TOGETHER!
Germania: Mhm...
(assorted crowd mumblings)
Russia: ...Aren't you two dead?
Rome: NO! IT'S A CONSPIRACY! WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP ASKING THAT?
Germania: Because it's true.
Rome: NO! IF WE'RE DEAD... THEN WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?
Italy: *pokes Rome's forehead and Rome shudders* You were on caps lock again, Grandpa.
Rome: *blinks* Thank you Italy. But I'm NOT DEAD!
Germania: Just shut up and start the meeting already.
(assorted nations are staring blankly at Rome and Germania)
Rome: *stands up* I believe there is a terrible threat to the human race rising!
America: ...Aren't you dead?
Rome: NO. Now moving on...
Russia: *puts hand over America's mouth*
America: *flinches away* Woah man, don't touch me! It was an honest question!
Prussia: I am NOT in a good mood right now. Please, shut up.
Russia: *pouts at America*
America: Ah-
Prussia: YOU WANNA GO? I'M STILL PUMPED FULL OF ADRENALINE!
America: *hides behind Russia*
Canada: *quietly to America* You really don't want to mess with him right now.
America: *hugs Russia from behind* Sca-Scary...
Russia: *smiles*
Germany: *getting annoyed*
Poland: *to Sprinkles* No way! Then what?
Sprinkles: Neigh, neigh!
Poland: Oh mai gah!
Sealand: I got called to a meeting! I really am a country!
Australia: Gooday mates!
Swiss: How did you even get through the barrier?
Lichy: I don't know...
Austria: With the power of Mozart probably.
Swiss: SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR FREAKY MUSIC STUFF OR I WILL MAKE YOU GO BANKRUPT!
Germany: *grumbles*
America: *to Japan* Try to say lollipop!
Japan: Um..r.. rorrypop..?
America: *laughs* How about lava walla rama?
Japan: Rava... Rava warra rama...maramara?
England: You stepped on my foot, frog!
France: It is called playing footsie, non? *wink wink*
England: NOT IF IT HURTS YOU TWAT!
Romano: *eating effin crackers*
Spain: *happy face*
Germany: *starting to twitch*
Denmark: HEY NORGE!
Norway: I'm going to kill him slowly and painfully.
Netherlands: Someone set off my tulip alarm yesterday...
Poland: ...Uhm.
Lithuania: *whisper* He's on to us!
China: Who puts alarms on tulips?
Germany: Grrr...
Rome: Wow, if this is how meetings go... I'm almost glad I'm dead.
Germania: Mhm... Wait... You just admitted you were dead!
Rome: No I didn't!
Germania: *smacks Rome upside the head*
Italy: Grandpa!
Germany: GRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAH! ZIS IS MORE CHAOTIC THEN THE REGULAR MEETINGS! YOU ALL NEED TO CALM DOWN AND SHUT UP! IF YOU DON'T SIT DOWN, I VILL SHOVE VURST DOWN YOUR THROATS UND EXPIRAMENT ON YOUR DEAD BODIES AFTER I PUT THEM THROUGH THE SHOWERS! NOW, YOU VILL ALL SIT DOWN. SHUT UP. UND LISTEN TO ROME. IF YOU DON'T, YOU VILL BE SUBJECTED TO YODELING UND VEARING LIEDERHOSEN FOR ALL ETERNITY! *huff huff* ...*ahem* Ja. *sits down*
Rome: Uh... huh...um...well... *pale, fidget fidget* Yes. Um. So, I believe that there is an alien threat.
Tony: *raises eyebrow (or where his eyebrow should be)*
Rome: N-No no! Not you! Um.. Um... Italy! Show them the picture!
Italy: Veh~ *holds up picture of a bunny rabbit*
Rome: *facepalm* Not that one. The one creepy thingies one.
Italy: Oh! *pulls out picture of really ugly purple-looking things with hands*
Tony: Woah! I know those guys! This one *points to purple thing with hands and three eyes* Is called a llollien.
Japan: Rrorrien?
Tony: ...*points to other purple thing with hands and intena* This one is called an Allien. They're not very nice.
America: *le gasp* Aren't they the ones who-
Tony: Yeah. Them. *angry* But, yeah, they aren't such good people.
Rome: Right well, we think that these... things are trying to take over the world.
Germania: ...mhm...
Tony: Oh crap. I'll have to call back up.
Japan: Are they that bad?
Tony: Yeah. Pretty bad. But we won ourselves some allies on other planets, so we ought to be okay.
America: Okay dudes! Let's save the world! Tony, you'll be my super awesome side-kick! Russia, you'll be my back up, China, you'll be my back up, and Canada, you'll be my back up too!
Prussia: *glares and looms over America* And?
America: Oh.. um... nevermind. *hides behind Russia...again*
Prussia: Kesesesesese
Canada: Maple...
Prussia: I say Tony's the hero. Anyone disagree?
America: *shakes head* (Everyone else: *shrug*)
Prussia: Alright. Now move on.
Rome: Okay, so. We made the ultimate weapon to fight them with! *to Germania* BRING IN OUR CREATION!
Germania: Mhm. *tugs on leash*
Romano: MOOSTACHE?
Germania: ...mhm...
MOOSTACHE: *sudden squeally noise* *dies*
Rome: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rome and Italy and Romano: BIRTOLI! *cires*
Germany: ...Ve're doomed.
Germania: ...mhm...
Both: *faceplam*
England: What just happened?
Rome: No! No! *tears in eyes* NOOO! *tries to give it CPR*
Romano: Stop it, a-stupid! It has no-a mouth!
Rome: Noooooo! I BROUGHT IT TO LIFE THE FIRST TIME! I'LL BRING IT BACK THE SECOND TIME!
Italy: *weeping* He was so youuuuung~!
Tony: *facepalm* Just let me call in back up, guys.
America: Yeah! Let Tony handle this guys! He's like a hero!
Japan: I agree with America.
Tony: Thanks guys. *starts pushing buttons on a cell phone looking thing*
America: Put it on speaker so we can all hear!
Tony: That'd be pointless-
America: Come on! We're all in on this!
(Author: ~WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!~)
Tony: *facepalm* Fine. But it won't do you any good. *speaker button* Riiiiiiiing... Riiiiing...
?: Hebalubo? Ibis thibis Tobonyby? Woboh, muban~ Lobong tibime nobo sebee!
Tony: Yubeah! Ubi knubow rubight!
?: Whubat's ubup muban?
Tony: Thubose gubuys ubare trubyubing tubo ubinvubade Ubearth.
?: Uboh nubo!
America: Yubeah! Ubit's rubealluby bubad! Plubease hubelp?
Tony: You speak Ubbi Dubbi? Since when?
America: Some kids on an old TV show used to speak it!
?: Whubo ubis thubis?
Italy: Thubat wubas Ubamerubicuba! Ubi ubam Ubitubaluby! PUBAAAAASTUUUUUUBAAAAA!
Germany: *blank stare* Vhen in the VORLD did you learn Alien?
Italy: Veh~ *point to curl, which is still in upright position*
Germany: …
Poland: Subo, lubike, whubat's ubup bruboskubi? *smirk* And people say that the Polish are stupid!
Tony: ...Ubanubywubay... Cuban yubou hubelp ubus?
?: Subure! Ubi'll brubing muby ubarmuby!
Tony: Thubanks uba tubon, bubudduby. *hangs up*
(All the other nations are making scared faces)
China: I can't speak foreign! ...aru.
Tony: Well then, don't talk to them. Pretty simple. *starts calling someone else*
!: Eyhay! Upsay obray?
Tony: Eyhay obray! Eway eednay ouryay elphay ithway omethingsay.
America: Hey! That's pig latin! I can speak that!
Spain: That's no "latin" I've ever heard...
Romano: *nods* Si...
America: *shrugs* I don't think it's really Latin.
Romano: That why they call it pig latin? Because you made it up... pig.
America: HEY! THAT WASN'T VERY NICE!
Germany: Oi! VILL YOU ALL CALM DOWN! Tony, continue.
Tony: M'kay. *to !* E'reway inway away oughtay ituationandsay eednay omesay ackbay
upway. Elphay emay outway?
!: Uresay! *click*
Tony: I've got one more group to call, but they'll probably be very indecisive about if they wanna help or not.
America: Call away!
Tony: Alright... *calls*
Picts: Hello?
Tony: Hey! Wanna help out Earth?
Picts: Seriously?
Itlay: Yeah! Seriously!
Picts: We don't know...
Tony: Hmmm... Gotta think on how to bribe them... Oh! If you help us, we'll mass produce black markers for you guys! Whaddya say?
Picts: ...Okay...!
Tony: Who here makes black markers? Where do they originally come from?
(Author: He totally set himself up for this one.)
Korea: BLACK MARKERS ORIGINATE FROM ME, DA-ZEE!
China: I will start mass producing them, aru. It is my specialty after all.
Tony: We're all set then. *sighs* This will all work out good then.
America: Yeah! All hail the conquering hero! Way to go, Tony!
Tony: Shut up. *nudes America*
America: HAHAHAHA!
This madness has gone on long enough. Scene change.
Legit. Anyway, you can look up Ubbi Dubbi and use the translator if you want. They totes ma goats have one.
We love torturing Japan. And making Germany yell. And making Rome go senile. Oh yeah, the doc manager upload thing totally takes out extra punctuation marks... and we use lots of those... so... I added them after uploading... but they still might not work... *shrugs*
Anyway... I'm tired.
Later dudes~!