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Author has written 29 stories for iCarly.
Twitter: @misc_mystery
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I'm anonymous.
Miscellaneous.
I'm a mystery.
No one can figure me out.
Hi, my name is _. I live in _. I am age _.
You're wondering why my name is a clever, "miscellaneousmystery" instead of like, iheartcandy or seddieSF or something like that? It's so i don't blow up my cover or anything, and it's totally not my style. I'm a bit goth, emo, tomboy, tough. etc.
My friends don't understand.
They spend too much time focusing on the outsides of life instead of the inside.
Anyway, they'll think i'm weird and stuff; thus, i made this, so i could express some things that has been building up in me, that i couldn't tell anyone-- absolutely anyone, not even my family, friends, best friends... I could only trust true friends, because they would understand the pain i'm going through.
I'm usually deep, i just act in front of my friends. But i do have a humorous personality, or a weirdo personality... at times.
i don't act in front of my true friends-- though i have none. I wish though, i could find one someday...
They say, my friends, i'm mean and stuff, you know, fighting and all... But they don't know the real me. But i hope i can just splutter out everything. EVERYTHING. Just to get it out of my way.
If i stop acting, then i'll be someone no one would want to hang out with.
If they find this acc, they won't know i'm me. (:
Clever eh?
Hence my name. : miscellaneousmystery;
Miscellaneous: Different; isolated.
Mystery: Anonymous.
No one can figure me out. Unless you are my true friend who can understand the real me.
And i'm glad to have this acc so that you, my fellow readers, can make me feel better by your compliments.
And i thank you for that.
See? I told you i'm deep. (x
Lol
I sound all creepy.
I couldn't care less.
Hehe.
I usually sound that way.
no but seriously d:
I have been a Fanfiction author for one year! (:
I joined on September 6, 2011.
So, WOOT!
LIIIIIIIINKS:
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Loveseat: /zvQWeL
Study desk: /xYm41g
Lamp: /zD2G4B
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (If you're a girl)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (If you're a guy)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. T_T
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. *turns into bat and flies away*
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Can we define Witch?)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
Don't judge people by their looks or what they're like; You don't know what they've been through-- miscellaneousmystery
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says,
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies. x
You love jeans. x
Dogs are better than cats. x
It's hilarious when people get hurt. x
You've played with/against boys on a team. x
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck. x
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. x
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. x
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.x
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. x
You watch sports on TV. x
Gory movies are cool x
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. x
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. x
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. x
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. x
Sports are fun x
Talk with food in your mouth. x
Sleep with your socks on at night
Total: 18
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. x
You wear eyeliner. x
You wear the color pink a lot.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport. x
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. x
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. x
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance? x
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. x
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. x
You love the movies x
Used to play with dolls as little kid. x
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. x
Like being the star of every thing
Total: 11
So I guess I'm a boy. Lol, no, i'm a tomboy d:
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART/BIG ASDA
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
Totally doing those things & posting them on Youtube
Hmmm... I love reviews! Review review review! Please?
(: Oh, and sometimes i pull the whole "review and i'll update" trick... So watch out (; Lol
Soooooooo... OH, HI!
. Wassup.
I don't swear much, but if it's necessary, i do mah shtuff.
Yes. Shtuff. Like, SHHH-TUUUHHH-FFFF.
Errrrrr... Let's talk about my stories!
I rate all my stories a T, just in case.
Ummmmmmm... I love writing, but not when it comes to response to literature and stuff. Like, i like poems, writing stories, and the other stuff.
Excluding Response to Literature.
I seriously strongly dislike Response to Literature.
Yeah.
Strongly dislike.
'Cause hate is STRONG word.
Lol.
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Who do you ship? Seddie, or Creddie?
I don't care who ends up together, but i'm rooting for SEDDAAAAAAY!
Feel free to ask questions! HAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
I'm obssessed to everything i'm obssessed of.
I like iCarly, Avatar the Last Airbender, Teen Titans, Victorious, and a whole lot more. Duuurr da duurr. c:
You know what I've noticed? Most of the awesome-writing authors belong to the "TeamSeddie" group.
I'm not saying i'm a good author or anything...
You know... No one's told me i'm an awesome-writer yet...
Heh, yeah, but it's not like you guys care or anything...
Yeah... pretty stupid i'm bad at writing right?...
Yeah...
LOL.
I like a ton of stuff and i hate a ton of stuff.
Long story.
Complicated life.
-A life story so depressing.-
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