A/N: **PLEASE READ** So my friend wrote an incredibly hot Seddie lemon that she refused to put up on and make her own account to post it out of pure embarrassment. I told her that there are plenty of other perverted minds out there that have written really disgusting, weird pairing fanfics that are lemons. Plus, I told her about The Ballad of Sam and Freddie and The Ballad of Sam and Freddie: Second Verse fanfics, which are really famous among us Seddiers, being FULL of Seddie lemons, and she felt better about herself, but she still wouldn't do it. So, as a favor, I decided to post it here because it was incredible, and I think you guys would like it, too.

Seddie is amazing. There's no denying that. If you agree, leave a review. (And no, that's not a clever way to persuade you to review. ;P) The real author's name is Sam if you'd like to acknowledge her… I know. Weird, right? :P Haha.

"Okay, Gibby, hold the camera steady," Freddie directed Gibby in the studio.

It was just another day to make an iCarly bit.

"But it's so heavy!" Gibby whined, pouting like a three year old.

"Oh, would you stop being such a huge baby and hold it still!" Sam snapped at him, her eyes flaring at him in anger.

Gibby began to cry helplessly at Sam's nasty comment. He began sobbing and dropped the camera, running out of the room crying.

"Great!" Freddie exclaimed. "Now look what you did, Sam!"

"What? What exactly did I do, Benson! Oh, really? Well, maybe he shouldn't have been such a baby!" Sam yelled over him.

"You know exactly what you did, Sam! Look, Gibby doesn't like being talked to like that! What? No! He's not a baby! He's just Gibby!..."

They continued arguing, yelling over each other, making the argument unintelligible to anyone listening in. As the argument continued, their voices rose.

"Ugh, you know what? Just forget it. Who cares? I'm outta' here," she said, giving up and walking towards the red door of the studio to leave.

"What! Oh, no, Sam, you're not going anywhere! Hey!" he yelled at her, walking towards her quickly. "Get back here!" he exclaimed, grabbing Sam's arm roughly and pulling her towards him. He used more force than he intended, and when he pulled her towards him, she pressed up against him so that their lips were inches from each other. Freddie was speechless. He didn't know what to do.

"Uh… I didn't mean to-" he was cut off as Sam pressed her lips forcefully against his, her hands finding his shoulders and clutching onto them tightly to prevent him from pulling away. After a few minutes, she pulled away, breathless.

Freddie gazed at her, dazed and out of breath. Suddenly, some driving force overtook him, and he went straight back to kissing her, making her moan a little. Suddenly, all anger was forgotten, and the suddenly thick air around them was stifling, making a sense of desire flow between the two of them.

"Freddie, I love you," she said in between kisses with her eyes closed.

"I love you, too, Sam," Freddie murmured against her lips, too lost in her to say anything else.

They parted again, catching their breaths and putting their foreheads together. Sam gave him one more kiss on the lips.

"I want you," Freddie said quietly, but loud enough for Sam to hear.

She chuckled lightly before saying, "I think we can make an arrangement for that."

Freddie's hands traveled lower to her behind in response, squeezing briefly before trailing back up her backside again. Sam sighed and smiled at his response with hands on his chest.

"You want to go to Carly's room?" she said, initiating another kiss.

"Hell, yes," he said between slow, heady kisses. "Anywhere."

Carly's room was only a few feet away from the studio. No one was home. Not even Spencer. He was out on a date. Of course, Carly was never there for iCarly bits, so she wasn't there either. It was just Sam and Freddie's luck.

Freddie hastily opened the door and kicked it shut, pressing Sam against it.

Sam had been on birth control ever since their 6-month anniversary. They used a condom during their first time and a few times after that, but they got tired of them and decided to switch to the much easier method of birth control. Freddie hasn't complained at all ever since.

Thinking about it, Freddie felt a rush of blood flow down south. He pushed his lips against hers, taking his time to kiss her slowly. Freddie's tongue darted out to run across her bottom lip, and Sam got the message, opening her mouth before their tongues slid into each other's mouths. Freddie pulled away from her lips and proceeded to kiss her from her chin down to the right side of her neck, where she loved being kissed the most. She let out an impatient sigh, almost asking him to screw her already. But no, Freddie loved foreplay. And he loved that this was one of her greatest weaknesses: waiting. His hands were both cupping her face, and her hands were on his hips.

"Freddie," she gasped, feeling him become hard against her thigh. Freddie moaned, acknowledging his apparent arousal.

His hands traveled down from her face to her breasts, where he squeezed both gently, wanting her more than ever. He started unbuttoning her blue plaid shirt, still kissing her mouth with great force. Sam was getting tired of leaning against the door and pushed Freddie onto Carly's couch. She laid on top of him and skimmed her fingers over the hem of his shirt before pulling it up and over his head. She ran her hands from his lower stomach all the way up to his shoulders, making sure to touch every single crest and trough that his strong, upper body curved into. She released their kiss for only a moment to take off the shirt Freddie had completed unbuttoning. She also took off her jeans and kissed Freddie from his neck to his lower stomach while doing so. He groaned at the feel of her lips moving farther down his body. The warmth caused him to become harder, lengthening and hardening with each passing minute. She smiled and palmed him there, squeezing briefly, earning a deep-throated groan from within Freddie's throat. She grabbed the snap of his jeans and unbuttoned it. Freddie sighed at the relief of the tension around his hard member as he relaxed, giving up and allowing Sam to have full control over him. Sam began kissing him again at his lips and felt herself getting wet. Freddie wrapped his hands around Sam's back and unhooked Sam's nude-colored bra. He took both of her breasts and ran his thumbs in circles around her erect nipples before kissing and licking over each of them with his hot mouth. She moaned contentedly and kissed him in response. When he was done worshipping her, he pressed his lips roughly against hers, pushing their bare chests against each other. The feel of her breasts pressed roughly against his was overwhelming, and he felt his dick jump up in delight. She smirked at him before removing his boxers and giving him a sexy smile. She gingerly wrapped her soft, warm hand around him and heard him moan at the feel of it.

"Sam," he said with a shaky breath as she began stroking him from base to tip, feeling the supple skin slide along his contrasting hardness and spreading the dot of moisture gathered at its tip down to his long, hard shaft. "I want you. I want me… inside you," he breathed, trying to contain himself and holding off on his release.

She got off the couch and pulled Freddie with her to the bed, pushing him down and trailing kisses from his neck all the way down to his incredibly hard dick. She smirked, proud that she was the one who was making his body react this way. She licked him teasingly from tip to base and back again. Once she was tired of teasing him, she opened her mouth wide and encased him in her mouth as far as she could go, closing her throat muscles on his tip, which was pressing against the back of her throat.

"Ah, god…" he breathed, thrusting his hips up gently into her mouth and placing his hand on the back of her head and applying slight pressure as she began to bob up and down, making erotic sucking sounds as she did so.

The exquisite pressure of her lips sliding up and down around his member was continuously pushing him further and further to the edge, and he momentarily pondered on whether he should let himself finish into her mouth or let them reach the finale. But he thought better of it, and pushed her away quickly before his thinking would take too long to ruin his chance to decide. Rolling them over so Sam was now under him, he kissed her tenderly, taking his turn to praise her body.

He trailed hot, open-mouthed kisses down her slender, voluptuous body, stopping short of her sweet sex and pulling his head back up to hers to kiss her mouth again.

"Ugh, you're such a tease," she said, her eyes closed, lips swollen from their kisses.

"Am I?" he whispered gruffly into her ear, before nibbling at it and licking at the spot he just bit to relieve the slight pain. Her breathing began to become labored, heavy breaths coming in between her pleading whimpers. He quickly trailed another round of kisses down her body right before she responded.

"Yes," she managed to gasp out before his mouth came down roughly against her lower lips, emitting a brief, high-pitched cry from her. He flicked and twisted his tongue against her, taking his time, pushing her closer and closer to the edge. In a matter of minutes, she began thrusting her hips upwards to meet his mouth. Her groans became much louder, and she began trembling, indicating her impending release.

"Oh, god, Freddie. That's so good," she whimpered in between her groans.

"Good," he said deeply, surprised at the tone of his voice, not believing it was his, almost animalistic in the way it was similar to a growl.

A few more licks over her, and her resolve crumbled, crying out, muscles clenching repeatedly around his continuously thrusting tongue as she rode herself out through her own blissful release.

Freddie gently kissed her as she came back down to Earth, swallowing her low whimpers and waiting for her to cease trembling. When she finally gained her composure, she opened her eyes. Freddie looked into them, his breath hitching at what he found. He could clearly see her usually bright, blue eyes darkened, tinged with uninhibited lust and desire.

"I need you inside me. Now," she growled, before grabbing the back of his head and forcefully pulling his mouth to hers, despite the swelling in her lips from the abuse of Freddie's mouth against it. She pushed him onto his back, straddling him, but continuing their kiss before pulling away to whisper into his ear.

"Are you ready for me, Freddie?" she whispered teasingly in his ear. He nodded before releasing a strangled groan, eyes closed, his dick throbbing almost painfully after being brought right to the brink.

"Sam, please. I need you now. I can't take it anymore," he whined against her ear.

He was surprised that Sam was the one that ended up making him impatient. With one more nibble of his ear, Sam sat back up and aligned him at her entrance. With one downward thrust, he was inside her. Freddie groaned loudly, and Sam moaned in relief.

"Freddie…" Sam breathed, sliding up and down on top of him.

She was so tight. And wet. She reveled in the feel of him stretching her open on his deliciously thick girth. Her walls were clinging tightly on his member as she pounded his rock hard erection. She was so wet his dick slid easily in and out of her. As if on instinct, he lifted his hips to thrust deeper inside her, the blunt end of his cock hitting that spot deep inside her in the process.

"FUCK! Ahh!" she cried out in a high-pitch in contrast to the soft moans she was emitting moments earlier, her muscles clenching spastically around him at the sensation. He groaned deeply at her body's reaction and thrust harder upwards into her tight, wet sleeve.

Sam had increased the rhythm of their thrusts, moving her hips in a figure eight motion to push him deeper inside her.

"Ah, god, Sam," he breathed out. "Ungh, you feel so good around me."

She moaned something unintelligible in response, unable to create words at the sensations she was feeling down below. She pushed harder down on him, his dick creating a delicious pressure on her g-spot, causing her to moan deeply with each thrust. With the increasing length, Sam cried out, pleasure wracking every nerve of her body, particularly near her core, where Freddie's stiff member slid roughly along her tight inner walls. She kept thrusting, never wanting to stop, wanting to keep feeling those wonderful sensations at her very core which were causing her to moan louder and louder as time progressed. In time, they were both covered in a thin sheen of sweat which had Sam's hands gradually sliding across Freddie's torso as she moved frantically on top of him.

Sam stopped momentarily to kiss those sweet lips she hadn't kissed since a few minutes ago. But she didn't move from her position, unwilling to break their connection. He was still inside her, his dick surrounded by the tightest, wettest heat he could ever experience, and he felt himself get overwhelmed by the desire and sexuality of it all.

As Sam started up again, his fingers flexed roughly on her hips, guiding her as she built it up again. Soon, Sam's thrusts began to become frantic, whimpering as she pushed herself closer and closer to the edge. Freddie himself was right at the edge, and he warned Sam before going over.

"S-Sam," he gasped. "I'm gonna' cum…" he grunted through gritted teeth, trying desperately to hold back as much as possible.

"Mmmm, Freddie, please do," she sighed back, moving against him rather quickly.

With two more thrusts, Freddie let go, unable to hold back and spurting into her, emitting a series of curse words and deep groans in the process. At the feel of Freddie's heated release inside her, Sam reached her peak and cried out, tossing her head back, muscles clenching down hard on his member. She gradually slowed down and eventually stopped, attempting to catch her breath. She collapsed against him. They were still intimately joined, and despite his recent release, he could feel another release around the corner, for his dick was still a little hard.

"Ohhhh," she moaned at the feeling. "God, Freddie… You're so big."

At her words, Freddie felt another spurt coming on. This time, it happened with no warning.

"Uh," Freddie grunted, letting go and instinctively thrusting his hips hard into hers.

"Ohh! Fuck, Freddie!" she cried out, lifting her hips up a bit, gripping his shoulders tightly at the sudden movement.

"Oh, god. Sorry, Sam. I just… God, you felt too good and…" he trailed off.

"No," she said, kissing him. "I'm sorry that we didn't do this earlier."

He smiled at her sweetly and pulled her into another kiss, but instead of the hard, rough kisses they were sharing earlier, this one was much slower, more sweet, indicating only one thing.

"I love you," Freddie said with a smile when they finally pulled apart, although the kiss said it all.

She smiled back at him, giving him one last, chaste kiss.

"I love you, too," she said.

Freddie felt his now soft cock becoming stiff again inside her. He couldn't help it. She felt too good. Luckily, before she could notice, she pulled herself off of him, searching around the room for their clothes, which were tossed carelessly around the room at their heated love-making session.

As they quickly found their clothes and pulled them on, Freddie was done first and unconsciously stared at Sam's slender body as she pulled her clothes back on. He was reminded of the sensations he felt earlier, and his half hard cock began to become completely hard again. He groaned, but quietly, to avoid letting Sam hear it. But before he could stifle it, Sam looked towards him as he groaned, and she looked down at the large bulge straining against the fabric of his jeans. She smirked at him, feeling victorious that she was having more of an effect on him than he was on her.

"We'll take care of that," she began, looking down at his erection pointedly, "when we get back to your apartment."

With that, she turned around, swaying her hips from side to side provocatively as she walked out the door and down the stairs. He chuckled nervously before swiftly following his girlfriend down to his apartment.

A/N: Hey, guys. This is iCarlyRox18's friend, Sam, who wrote this fanfic. Yes, I'll admit; I am a little embarrassed. But if you guys liked it, I appreciate it! Please leave me a review. I'd like to hear your thoughts and/or suggestions. And yes, I also think it's funny that I have the same name as one of the character I wrote about. :P It took me awhile to write. Five hours, I think, by the time I finished writing, editing, and revising. Thanks a lot for reading. I hope you liked it!